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HA and they're playing the star wars main theme while introducing the Yankees lineup. Have they ever even seen star wars? I forgot how much I hated the yankees

it's very ironic that Yankee stadium is playing the Imperial March during the Twins' introductions

You are truly an old soul chewy

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Which lynx player would you most want to go on a date with and where would you take her?
I can't decide between Maya More and Lindsey Whalen. My location would be the Minneapolis Segway tour

Ok I'm done thinking about the wild card game. On to the world series. How do the twins match up against the Rockies? I don't need any boring stats or incomprehensible acronyms to tell you that the T(wins) will beat them

STLCards1991 posted...

The Twins are actually pretty good. But so are the Yankees. That's my analysis.

Incredibly hot takes today in the sports topic. I don't like this take. I love it.

CaptainHammer posted...

Eh. The Twins probably have like a 43% chance to win.

Quit boring is with your obscure nerdy baseball stats! That's really good odds though. I'll take it.

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

It's happening today? It feels so sudden.

I'm pretty sure I say this every year but I wish this was a three game series instead of one game. The season is too long and there are too many variables each game to have a fair outcome in so little time.

In this situation I'm a fan of the one game playoff because the twins will not beat them more than once, but they have a chance to beat them once.

My brain tells me the twins will lose and allow double digits runs, with something like 4 in the 1st, but my heart tells me they will WIN #WereGonna #WEREGOMQ #SMELLBASEBALL #BigSexy

STLCards1991 posted...

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

Emily's weird portrait turned me off from her. If I had any complaint for that game, it's that the portraits don't do the characters any favors.

Fun fact: Emily and Shane were not originally marriage options and got added in later. I always forget you can marry her. She's pretty weird in general anyway. I married Abigail btw.

I think the portraits have nice personality but I see your point, especially with Emily's. Please remember that American hero ConcernedApe did all of that stuff entirely by himself though.

How do you tell if someone at a party married Abigail in stardew valley? Don't worry, they tell you

do you have a sexy randy moss west virginia accent?

I think Bradford (when not injured) is a better QB than Kirk, but Kirk is an ironman and never gets hurt. Which means in my hot take universe, if he ever signed with the vikings, which would never happen, he would get hurt in 3 weeks or less.

SkynyrdRocker, go back to Virginia. You're a cool dude but it's my job to continually talk shit about actual packer fans, and bandwagon ones like you ;)

hot take: The Vikings should sign Kirk Cousins next year, if it doesn't work out with any of their 4 current QBs, which it hasn't been

I'm not gay but I'd probably do it for way less than a mil.

Rockies posted...

Are the Rockies and Twins really the only teams anyone roots for in this topic who made the playoffs? That's kind of crazy. And they might not even be there for very long. Nobody seems to be giving them much of a chance. I guess this might be the saddest sports topic October in a while

more like the happiest in the last 8 years or so, because twins. plus the lynx play the final game on wednesday. but the vikings are done for the year, so f*k sports.

what made that conversation come up? And I wonder what his answer would be if the choice was a bunch of money instead of death...like would you blow a buy for $10k? $100k? $1 mil? so on and so forth.
I hope you pointed out to him that his name is BJ

I know @zeeky_bomb will choose the correct woman (unlike some of us in this topic)

Slurpee got stardew valley! Good choice

and now the kneejerk reaction to dalvin cook probably tearing his ACL is "SHOULD THE VIKINGS TRADE FOR ADRIAN PETERSON?!?!"

I'm going to sell all of my stuff and go live a quiet live in the countryside and only watch golf or something

Yes

And now they think dalvin cook tore his ACL, which is cool.

Welcome back to Earth case keenum. He wasn't very good and looked like a backup. That's what he is though and I'm not upset at it.

I think Bradford would have won that game.

I didn't know the switch has a kickstand until just now. I'm dumb

ick. I think you've said hardly anyone in STL likes the chiefs, but I bet next year there will be Kareem Hunt jerseys in stores everywhere

I like when they show the crowd at these London games. It's so random. You'll see a 4 people sitting in a row wearing pats, 9ers, Packers, and jaguars stuff, even though none of those teams are playing.

Reminds of when I went to a Chelsea vs AC Milan game in mpls last summer. It was a combination of MN ufc, Vikings, and Real Madrid attire in the stands

I tuned in to the dolphins saints London game a few minutes into the 2nd quarter and it's probably the worst football game I've seen. It's so bad

STLCards1991 posted...

The St. Louis boys both got Golf Story. It is, as I said the other night, very cute and fun.

from the screenshots I saw, something about it reminded me a bit of stardew valley

wasn't joking, actually got the game

on a whim I bought this game called Golf Story on Switch. It seems like a fun game but I hope I didn't make a stupid purchase

I've always heard super Mario rpg is great but I never knew it was made my square

Ok I'm sorry.

Does the Snes classic have Crono Trigger or any old school final fantasy games? I'm curious to which version (for lack of a better word) is on the classic. I have the ps1 ports of those games, and they ran very poorly. In crono trigger, you would hit the menu button to use a potion or whatever, and it took 4 second for the menu to actually open. Made it borderline unplayable

It's obviously based on my opinion since there's no concrete way to measure how good a game is

BotW isn't even a top 10 game of all time, but I think ALttP is slightly better than BotW

I love KH so much. To this day (because of nostalgia, making me a hypocrite) THERE'S NO WAY YOUR TAKING KAIRI'S HEART

I know that everyone loves OoT, but I never had an N64 growing up, so I never played it. I played it when I was older, and I simply just don't see the appeal. Everyone has the right to like whatever games they want and that's all well and good, but for me personally, I didn't like it much. 3 years ago or so, I bought ALttP on Wii shop, and tried it out and it's an incredibly good game. It paved the way for me getting A Link Between Worlds on 3DS, and is honestly a big reason why I bought a Switch (breath of the wild is awesome as we all know).

have you played link to the past yet? It's 100000000000000000000000x better than OoT. OoT is an average game, but America has their nostalgia goggles on and thinks it's the best game ever made

DKC1 is one of those games that is so good that it makes you wonder why they even bothered making sequels, or even more advanced video game consoles.

I would have said the same thing about Mario Kart but the MK on super nintendo is so good, but all MK games are good and I'm glad they kept making them. MK64 is the best tho

donkey kong country 1 is the best game on super nintendo fight me

big sports news: you can finally dress your bitmoji in attire of your favorite NFL team

I bet chewy is going to buy a bunch of those snes games when they come out on switch too

Girl wearing a Zelda shirt in line at the coffee shop: I would like to order a coffee
Squall7491: ok so what your favorite Legend of Zelda game?
Girl: I don't know... The one on Nintendo 64 I think. I mostly just like the shirt.
Squall7491: Fucking skank.

CaptainHammer posted...

disrespect for our cultural heritage

Posts like this one are the reason that Trump was elected

You guys are nerds btw. The super Nintendo is cool but it came out like a billion years ago

No homo but I think all yall guys are pretty cool. Why the heck else would I go to this dumb website for 10+ years. goodbye erik p..nobody misses you. Now we have a pure thread where all of us can complain in peace! sup slurp dawg

https://streamable.com/3ruzw

I'm a shameless football (not NFL) lover, but this is everything wrong with the NFL in one video

SpeeDLeemon posted...

That was the nastiest hit I have seen in a long time. Beyond unnecessary

that was some gregg williams shit

brewers fans are packers fans, so go whoever is playing against them

STLCards1991 posted...

It's kinda boring but not terrible because we're indoors.

if I were to ever write an autobiography, that would be a good title

do you guys hav eone of those chargeable portable switch batteries? I'm gonna buy one soon

breaking: there has been an omen. My mother has foretold that the bears will come back and win

too bad there's no streetpass!