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Pearl wasnt that

neither was bodies bodies bodies

those were the last two horror movies I saw so youre a liar

You see, I sit across from a man. I see his face. I see his eyes. Now, does It matter if he wants a hundred dollars of paper or a hundred million dollars of deep-sea drilling equipment? Dont be a fool. He wants respect. He wants love. He wants to be younger. He wants to be attractive.

Haha

what

Schedule a date with both of them at the same time at two restaurants and run back and forth dating them both at the same time

SaintArnold posted...

How can I even know? I literally didn't even do anything. I just made a topic asking, "What are you guys drinking" and you come in and have to be rude.

You sound sensitive

Im sorry I made you sensitive

next time dont take me seriously I just say things

You know what you did

Slaya4 posted...

This topics fried rice sucks

Cook you some day old rice
Preheat skillet
Once skillet is heated, throw in tablespoon of sesame oil
Cook eggs. Be sure to use salt pepper and MSG.
Put eggs aside
Add in more sesame oil in skillet
Use chicken leg or thigh meat. Season with salt pepper and MSG.
Set meat aside and add little more sesame oil in skillet
Throw day old rice in skillet
Add DARK soy sauce.
Add meat
Add Eggs
Add MSG and salt/pepper to taste
Mix well.
Turn off heat and add green onions as garnish

For the love of all things holy, do not put peas and carrots in fried rice. Only thing that should be in fried rice is meat, eggs, and green onions or anything else that tickles your fancy, but NOT peas and carrots omg.

Peas and carrots tickle my fancy

i fuckin hate snobs

You dont actually care what were drinking, you just wanted to tell us what youre drinking

How do they penalize you?

How do they penalize you? What game are you describing?

If thats flashing then lock me up

a-c-a-b posted...

I've also seen people walk their toddlers on a leash.

I was a leashed child

I heard that the FP switch will have Netflix upon release

the Nintendo switch still doesnt have Netflix

The same reason people wear jewelry

-Unowninator- posted...

What? I can't possibly understand the point of it unless you want to get someone pregnant. I can only think of the risks of STDSs & pregnancy.

Yeah, women are riddled with stds and the ones that arent are just trying to get pregnant so they can steal money from some fine, hard working gentleman

Youre a disappointment to your mother

EyeWontBeFooled posted...

How is Sling unlike the other streaming platforms? I'm guessing the sports. Sounds like a bad deal, though

Its tv, and the only reason to have it was sports

And that crazy pirate ride based on pirates of the Caribbean 5: dead man dont like telling stories

theres an entire land based on that George Clooney flop Tomorrowland

>_>

There is literally nothing better in the world than fucking a girl until she has an orgasm

Buck naked

Jesus shut down vine because it was filled with sin