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You were here when you were suppose to be sleeping... something isn't adding up here and Im gonna fi*gets distracted by scary bug*
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MorningRose posted...

It's pretty big.

Do you have any outside hobbies?
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MorningRose posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

I find Im overall happier when I don't do that

I tend to sleep from...
4am-10am
Get up, cook something/eat
Use laptop for a little bit
Fall asleep around 1pm
Wake up around 5pm

Stay awake until 3am, and then the cycle repeats.

You're sleeping during the prime of the day.

What's your backyard like?
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I find Im overall happier when I don't do that
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Do you only CE us at night?
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BlingBling22947 posted...

Its not as rough exiting as it was going in, Ill give it that.

We still talking about @Chicken ?
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xyphilia posted...

PMarth2002 posted...

Friends is hilarious, I have no idea why so many people here hate it.

Pretty much the same reason people hate the big bang theory, it's friends blackface.

Holy shit this is bad
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Unknown5uspect posted...

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gunplagirl posted...

Skye Reynolds posted...

Fony posted...

Skye Reynolds posted...

It depends.

If you have a preference for lighter complexions, it's not racist to pass on dating something with a darker complexion. If you find out that the blond guy you're dating has black ancestry and you break up with him because of it, you're racist.

I've had several friends that were hispanic, middle eastern or 1/4 Asian who look white get ghosted immediately by girls once they found out that they weren't caucasian.

I don't suppose it would help if someone explained to any one of those girls that the chances she's 100% white is very, very, very, very slim.

-_-

I pass for white despite being half Mexican. Like, great grandparents on my father's side crossed the border in their lifetime Mexican. The amount of people who react with a tell as they see or hear my surname is pretty high. They're also the only group that reliably fucks up pronouncing it.

Holy shit, weird you just basically described me as well. I was Mexican to my white friends and white to my Mexican friends. White people love the token Mexican. I fucks with that

Y'all lucky. As a half white/half latino man that can only pass for Arab, I am quite envious.

I got a cousin that could definitely pass as Arab.
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

"I have nothing to live for, so would you be so kind and put my penis in your mouth please?" lol

Therapist: Get out of my office
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Flockaveli posted...

Im not ugly but I am boring as fuck and uninterested in making conversation for the most part.

Self depreciation mixed with humor man. Most of us here are head cases so the material is endless. People love that shit. They laugh and feel better about themselves.
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Clever but if you mix it with alcohol then fiesta is still accurate. Don't drink and drive, unless you also took adderall. Jk, don't ever drink and drive....we good mods?
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Aw, the post is gone. The rocks on the money were good. I laughed
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DirkDiggles posted...

How...how do people have shit like this for these topics
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TheSextMachine posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

TheSextMachine posted...

Remember when she asked Bernie where he was while she was fighting for health care?


Her mind is gone.

I can't remember who I was with 2 weeks ago

Because you Lost_All_Senses.

...so that's why my mom gave me this name
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TheSextMachine posted...

Remember when she asked Bernie where he was while she was fighting for health care?


Her mind is gone.

I can't remember who I was with 2 weeks ago
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Manocheese posted...

No, my face looks like this:

https://imgur.com/2CTDgqo

That's the face of a motha fuckin G
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Yeah, I shouldn't of Rick Rossed myself. My bad
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giantblimpN7 posted...

Lue 2: Electric Boogalue

Nailed it
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That sucks. I was irritated before I sold all those drugs to be able to sing along with 90s rap songs
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Authentic_fan posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

No

But I paid like 25 dollars for it

So
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No
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Russman posted...

Which is fine, in small doses and as long as its in jest. If all you have is lol Im so fat and Im so stupid and anxious, you arent a person I want to be around

I agree with that. I usually am just self diagnosing my personality traits through humor mixing my love of humor & psychology. I like to be humble so I usually focus on less flattering traits.
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Trump in his head: man, everyone must think Im so cool and badass
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I use self depreciation as my main draw in humor. People love that shit. I also have a very undeserved amount of confidence tho.
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Corrupt_Power posted...

Now there's 3 or 4 people out there, talking and laughing super loud. I really want to play "Go The Fuck to Sleep" out the window at them, but my wife says that would just be sinking to their level

Is that worse than being a bitch?
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catboy0_0 posted...

how is alcohol not a drug like cigarettes and other drugs

Cause alcoholics are the masters of denial.
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legendarylemur posted...

i need a beer to process all this

How come your drowned sorrows never actually die? I thought being drowned implied you died.
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KogaSteelfang posted...

LinksLiege posted...

I don't think I'm good looking but apparently a lot of people disagree. >_>;

^That.

Opposite of this
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legendarylemur posted...

THE FUCK DRINKING ALL DAY IS AN ADDICTION?!

I gotta stop. get me outa ehr

Drinking all day is one of the worst addictions for everyone around the person. Ill straight push any alcoholic out my life and never look back. Told my best friend if he became an alcoholic Ill probably bail on him.
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If he ever does that then no. Only my straight friends can do that.
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You're fuckin me up with these posts man.
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SSJCAT posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Hey guys. Let's all take addiction lightly because why not? Fuckin dumb.

lol what the eff you on about? dude says hes drinking every single day and youre mad that people are advocating a safer alternative?

I was talking about TC taking addiction lightly. I fucks with weed when Im not on my drug test month. Please tag me appropriately so this doesn't happen again
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All I ever see is your ama topics. I support those cause I get to randomly vent in them once in awhile.
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Vladmir Putin only knows the password
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Pretty sure that's Jordan Peele with all his white guy make up on along with Jordan Peele with all his white guy make up on.
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Hey guys. Let's all take addiction lightly because why not? Fuckin dumb.
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How has no one challenged my last post? I expected a lot of blowback tbh.
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Shuto-uke posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

There really are sexless women out there. They are easier to spot than virgin guys when you talk to them tbh.

Just follow the smell

but no, really, how does one spot a sexless girl by talking to them?

Obviously it's not a 100% thing but a lot of them dress a certain way that shows they're really insecure about their body and they giggle at childish shit. I do that second thing but Im a guy and the rules are different lol. Plus mines more of chuckle
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Coffeebeanz posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

There really are sexless women out there. They are easier to spot than virgin guys when you talk to them tbh.

Just follow the smell

Ew, You're gross. If you say shit like that I can see your problem with hook ups.
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...

Could have been used for an episode of ABC's What Would You Do?

Would of made a good episode cause I stood there debating it then started walking away, got like 20 feet away and turned around to grab it. The houses window was open with a light on which is why I was hesitant and as Im writing this Im realizing this was straight up stealing. Oh well.

SSJGrimReaper posted...

did burgess pay for it

No, but he did buy me a matching shirt. Pm'd me right after I made this topic
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There really are sexless women out there. They are easier to spot than virgin guys when you talk to them tbh.
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It was in someones driveway. Might of stole it. I don't really know the rules on this type of thing. It's in really good condition. Mines now. The car would of ran it over if they didn't see it
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ThatMuttGuy posted...

Kitt posted...

Bio1590 posted...

Don't get TC too mad or he might physically assault his mother again

Or his apartment.

Or his girlfriend

Or his plant
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This is scary to me for some reason
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Going_Deep_08 posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Going_Deep_08 posted...

They are literally jumping out of cars when listening to In My Feelings just to look cool

Link

Here ya go!!

First time I've seen this response so Ill accept it.
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Im more attracted to the mental state of a clown then the make up... that's the fucked up part. I like Harley Quinn cause shes fucked in the head.
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ChainedRedone posted...

Omega Hunter posted...

Bunch of times.

Meh

Are you sure it was consensual? I have you tagged as a rape advocate for some reason.

He probably wants people to believe he's not a virgin so bad he'd rather be viewed as a rapist. People are fucked up in the head round here
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Almost, but then she walked away and I didn't get a chance to talk to her.
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CE is makimg me proud today
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Going_Deep_08 posted...

They are literally jumping out of cars when listening to In My Feelings just to look cool

Link
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