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it was important in wild things

monster biscuit is awesome though

yes

no

whiskey and coke is my favorite drink and helps me maintain the dad bod tinder babes love

yes

topic needed more hot pics

my son said it didnt have enough action

knightoffire55 posted...

did you get your tinder babe one?

my girlfriend was suppose to buy my tinder babe one

i forgot to take a picture before i started wrapping them this year but heres the remains of most of what i got him

FrozenBananas posted...

did he learn anything from that curling your toes in the carpet trick

unfortunately that type of great advice and character building is lost on him

he said that the beginning was slow and that it needed a big opening action sequence but that the rest of the movie had a lot of action

primrose has the best story though

anakin

NeoShadowhen posted...

How old are they?

hes 8

OrdonGoatCheese posted...

why is home alone 2 on there and not home alone

it has more action

he likes movies with a lot of action

ive banged a few fat chics in my life. theyre usually generous lovers

the long kiss good night is a good christmas movie. has a lot of action

ill be drunk for you

im going to use this pickup line

i ghost tinder babes all the time after banging them and no one has ever called me a scumbag

i would like a new time splitters game

awesome

if you say it like darth vader they orgasm every time

my son liked how kylo was able to bring rey back to life because thats the power anakin wanted to have but said they should have made rey the true chosen one of the prophecy instead of palpatines granddaughter

just got done seeing it with my son and liked it a lot more. think i was too drunk to follow it the first time. he says the movie has a lot of action

just finished. movie spoilers
probably had the worst opening text scroll of all the movies. reading it i was like holy fuck this is going to be dog shit but then the opening was decent. then it was boring for a bit with some action sprinkled in. rey stopping a ship using the force was ridiculous as well as her healing kylo. funniest part was the entire audience groaning when rey and kylo kissed. critism aside the movie was alright but lacked some of the fun factor from the others with the entire movie being a bit darker. interested to see what my son thinks about it when i take him

Revelation34 posted...

Only half?

i drank the other half earlier today

less than 3 hours and a half a bottle of whiskey to go

they have a lot of action

Revelation34 posted...

I thought your son wanted to go see Cats.

thats knightoffire55 and his son. this is my only account

my son doesnt watch his channel

9 and a half hours till i go see it. time to start drinking

the one review i glanced at said it had a lot of fan service so hopefully that means slave leia returns

ParanoidObsessive posted...

I'd probably have to vote for Minecraft

its the greatest game of all time at least according to my son

knightoffire55 posted...

you'll see a lot of pussy if you go watch cats

but will it have enough action for my son?

my tinder babe said that after everyone watches rise of skywalker that theyll look at the last jedi differently and consider it to be one of the best star wars movies

hopefully jar jar turns out to be the real sith lord

RCtheWSBC posted...

Save the real drunkness for the after party

this is true

she works for some financial/stock trading company so it should be fine for me to get really drunk

i got some hot nude pics of myself floating around the internet

papercup posted...

Bravely Third! :D But for some reason it's called Bravely Default 2. Even though the sequel to Bravely Default is called Bravely Second.

Whatever, who cares, Bravely is coming to Switch!

nice

my son is really excited

jameson

my son hopes that the porgs are back in it

getting really drunk