Lurker > KrystalKate

made my first bad decision of the new year aww yea

oh wow the gang's all here

Work is what I'm trying not to di

Need accounts to follow for my sfw twitter

ffffffffffff

My dream was that after the rebel effort failed we (the rebels) had to hide out in the Savannah where there was nothing but gators around. Eventually after several people died to the gators and we had no food, it was decided to kill some members of the group. They came out like tonkatsu when cooked. It was then my turn to kill someone and it was some older woman and her teenage son. I put my arms around her neck from the back to start strangling her but I couldn't do it in front of the son so I made some excuse and walked away. Later everyone else is eating and I'm sitting with some people who had refused to eat and everyone else is suddenly honeycomb cereal and I'm panicking trying to pick out all the which cereal piece is which person but the milk has already been poured and the process of getting soggy has begun and it's too late and too late

ever sit during the middle of the night and then think damn samus is so good

This actually means my patent for the list of conventionally considered as furry characters that you can still jack it to without being considered furry (LOCCAFCTYCSJITWBCF) makes even more sense because it turns out I was galaxy brain the whole time and it was societal binary norms fucking things up as usual

No but really I'm bot

Saw a REAL furry pic and noped out

I was misled!

kateee furry alter ego

My source is me

darn

yeah I'm still a straight male

=o

In real life

Now I know how all those old men who thought I was a girl felt

Tfw you mistake man for woman

Not going to even click the link but i have a feeling I know what it is lmaooo

Holy fuck I opened this topic at work and saw my own pics

degenerate behavior going on in this topic

Had no idea

Then scrolled down

Barf

Why does it show 14 views

Who lurks dillos

3 houses Cornelia

yes

bring it on

Did someone say

Krystal

Whew I almost let this purge

We howl at the moon

beeteedubs this topic is not a joke

I repeat

not a joke

oh fo sho

sir

this is a safe space

post furry stuff here

That's on an external

I have like 120 GB free on hard now tho

that's unfortunate

At the dmv aka hell

are good

Nessa is actually the hottest character I've seen in a while

You may not hear from me for while

Pshh real people

would you say you are...buttfurious?

I actually know her and she is NOT a qt

Get your degree in qtology and we can talk gramps

As master of qts I overrule it

I barely even remember what it was just that it was a thing

No idea when or how I found out a out masturbation but I didn't know what it was when 12/13 but knew by 15

I need to go back in time and find out what happened during that missing year in my memory

The first instance of any kind of sex ed was in 6th grade and it was a basic here's what sex is and you can ask whatever you want.

Had no idea what anybody was talking about and all I remember walking out there "knowing" was that whatever masturbation was, it could make you blind.

Not that they told us that but some kids wrote something like that as an anonymous question and started cracking up when the teachers got to it. So all I heard was "masturbation blind" because everything else was so nebulous conceptually.

Everyone's reaction exactly basically

Also remembered that in that class the sex ed vid we watched had some story stuff in it and the boy character had the same name as me

Very awkward hearing things like "Darren's penis is now five times its original size"

That moment when science teacher bent down to pick something up she dropped and 7th grade me saw her underwear

O_O

Well guys

I'm not a fiery bird I'm definitely on the spectrum

I'm watching the seizure episode of pokemon...

Now that I look at it again porygon is kind of wack

Leader of the bunch

Andrew Yang is going to be the next Jackie Chan

When do these trainers take pokeball throwing lessons

Perfect curvature

Otherwise you end up like the trainers in pokemon go