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TopicScientists: Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
Kradek
01/08/18 6:44:14 PM
#52
GiftedACIII posted...
Kradek posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
Kradek posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
Who knew the future of diversity would start in Japan?


They've got to combat that declining birthrate somehow

Soon we will have real life catgirls


Don't get my hopes up, son.

https://imgur.com/gallery/IPzSl


Lol
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TopicScientists: Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
Kradek
12/30/17 3:38:54 PM
#45
GiftedACIII posted...
Kradek posted...
GiftedACIII posted...
Who knew the future of diversity would start in Japan?


They've got to combat that declining birthrate somehow

Soon we will have real life catgirls


Don't get my hopes up, son.
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TopicScientists: Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
Kradek
12/28/17 10:50:54 AM
#43
GiftedACIII posted...
Who knew the future of diversity would start in Japan?


They've got to combat that declining birthrate somehow
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TopicScientists: Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
Kradek
12/20/17 6:08:48 PM
#35
josifrees posted...
Those poor deer look traumatized


Not all of them:

Some of the deer shook the monkeys off and fled the situation. But adult male deer, in particular, were likely to just stand calmly as the female monkeys thrusted. In some cases, the male deer kept eating.

lol
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TopicScientists: Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
Kradek
12/16/17 3:57:17 PM
#10
CensorErik posted...
This will be the coolest thing I've read on here all month.


Glad I could help :D

As soon as I found this article I knew I had to share it as much as I could.
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TopicScientists: Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
Kradek
12/16/17 3:56:38 PM
#9
kuwab0 posted...
At least someone's having sex in Japan


And boom goes the dynamite.
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TopicScientists: Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
Kradek
12/16/17 3:56:05 PM
#8
RebelElite791 posted...
Every day Japan strays further from God's light


Assuming that a god created all the animals who aren't exceptional like humans and don't have free will wouldn't this be the will and act of said god?
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TopicScientists: Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
Kradek
12/16/17 2:54:36 PM
#2
So. What does this all mean?

Sexual interactions between animals of different species are not unheard of (even when you take human behavior out of the equation). But most of them don't look like these monkey-deer consortships.

Often the animals are of very similar, related species, and the mating might just be a case of mistaken identity. Clearly, that's not the case here. Writing with significant understatement, the researchers note that "this interpretation is implausible in our case because the anatomical differences between Japanese macaques and sika deer are profound."

Scientists have five theories about why the young monkeys might seek out sexual relationships with deer.

First, it might be a way for a less-mature monkey to practice for future sex with other monkeys.

Second, it might be a less dangerous way for a young female macaque physically smaller than male macaques to have a sexual interaction. That's the "safe sex" hypothesis, as the scientists put it. It's similar to one explanation for why young female macaques have sex with each other.

Third, they might be an option for young macaques with no available sexual partners of their own species. Apparently adolescent female macaques are not the "preferred" partner for male macaques and are "routinely rejected." This is what the researchers call the "best of a bad job" hypothesis.

Fourth, it might be the result of nonsexual interactions, with macaques riding deer either for fun or for transport and discovering it's a source of genital stimulation that they then seek out on purpose.

Finally, the researchers say, this might be a kind of cultural practice. Japanese macaques display different behaviors in different locations some wash their food, or take hot-spring baths, or play with snowballs.

Adolescent females grinding on the backs of deer might similarly be a cultural phenomenon. But it has only been observed at Minoo within the past few years.

"The monkey-deer sexual interactions reported in our paper may reflect the early stage development of a new behavioural tradition at Minoo," Gunst-Leca told The Guardian.

Alternatively, the paper notes, it could be a "short-lived fad." Time will tell.

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TopicScientists: Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
Kradek
12/16/17 2:54:22 PM
#1
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/15/571175252/scientists-say-japanese-monkeys-are-having-sexual-interactions-with-deer

Adolescent female monkeys in Japan have repeatedly engaged in sexual behaviors with sika deer, for reasons that are not yet clear, according to researchers who study macaque behavior.

The study, published in the peer-reviewed Archives of Sexual Behavior, follows up on a single report from earlier this year of a male macaque mounting a female sika deer on Yakushima Island.

That report was intriguing, but a co-author of the new study told The Guardian it was essentially anecdotal. "Even the sexual nature of this interaction was not clearly demonstrated," said Nolle Gunst, a researcher at the University of Lethbridge in Canada. So she and her colleagues sought to nail down the nature of the mounting.

Looking at a different set of relationships adolescent female monkeys and deer, particularly male deer, in Minoo, Japan the researchers found interactions that definitely seemed to be sexual in nature. (The female monkeys were climbing onto the deer and grinding their genitals against the deer's backs. Yes, there's video.)

Japanese macaques are known to ride deer like humans ride horses, for fun or transportation behavior the deer seem to tolerate in exchange for grooming and discarded food. But these monkeys were up to something different.

The researchers compared the monkey-deer interactions, which happened during mating season, with homosexual monkey-monkey interactions, where female macaques mount each other. They paid close attention to the "mounting postures" the monkeys assumed on the deer, and the vocalizations they made, to determine that the interactions were, in fact, sexual ... at least for the monkeys.

Some of the deer shook the monkeys off and fled the situation. But adult male deer, in particular, were likely to just stand calmly as the female monkeys thrusted. In some cases, the male deer kept eating.

Five of the female monkeys had "successful heterospecific consortships" with deer. That is, they had "a temporary, but exclusive, sexual association" with an individual from another species, with "three or more mounts within a 10-minute period."

All told there were 13 successful pairings and 258 separate mounts.

There were eight failed attempts as well. In some of those cases, the monkey-deer interaction was interrupted because another young female macaque came along, "successfully displaced the original adolescent female mounters and took over the deer to start their own heterospecic consortships," the researchers noted. That was not a plot twist they had anticipated.

And the interactions went beyond the mere moment of thrusting. The "monkey-to-deer solicitations ... were persistent and conspicuous," the researchers write. Young female monkeys would identify a "particular target" and make calls that sound identical to the ones in monkey-on-monkey courtship.

If the deer avoided the interaction, "the female monkeys often displayed sexually motivated tantrums which consisted of crouching on the ground, body spasms and screaming, while gazing at the deer," the study found.

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TopicWhen did they change the rules of 261?
Kradek
09/22/17 1:05:16 PM
#50
MikeArmstrong posted...
Not that I would visit that cesspit, but I just checked and could see the posts there.


Is this a long-term grudge? 261 talks shit about CE too.

Well, some do. Board wars are the stuff of petulant children.
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TopicBiblical prophecy says world will end Sept 23rd
Kradek
09/17/17 6:06:36 PM
#32
Sleeping_Forest posted...
If it can wait til the 25th, that'd be great. I'm going to No Mercy on the 24th.


100% accurate end-time prophecies bend to no man's will.

Sorry, brosef.
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TopicBiblical prophecy says world will end Sept 23rd
Kradek
09/17/17 4:36:08 PM
#23
Questionmarktarius posted...
The world's going to end in five billion years, when the sun explodes.


When it becomes a red giant everything on Earth will be cooked and it's going to look a lot like Mercury. Eventually, yes, the sun will explode, but everything on Earth will be dead long before then.
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TopicBiblical prophecy says world will end Sept 23rd
Kradek
09/17/17 4:26:11 PM
#21
YuriSakazaki0 posted...
tfw christians keep saying random date is the end of the world when jesus said that no one can predict the end


The Millerites inspired me to look up other doomsday prophecies and Christians are actually not only a major source but some of the earliest. The earliest for Christianity was 365 CE by a French Bishop saying it would end that year. 10 years later another French Bishop said the world would end before 400.
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TopicBiblical prophecy says world will end Sept 23rd
Kradek
09/17/17 4:23:26 PM
#19
LittleRoyal posted...
Kradek posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
It's actually not a prophecy it's some random people who call themselves numerologists


Everything I posted is clearly related to the Fox News article, who calls it a Biblical prophecy.

Obviously any form of end-time prophecy is dumb and not based on any facts.


I'm just saying, TC don't be so defensive about it...


I didn't mean to sound defensive and I wasn't offended at what you posted. Just thought maybe you missed that part, I mean all of it is dumb and hilarious. It being in the science section, numerologists being the source, it being called a biblical prophecy.
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TopicBiblical prophecy says world will end Sept 23rd
Kradek
09/17/17 4:15:54 PM
#15
LittleRoyal posted...
It's actually not a prophecy it's some random people who call themselves numerologists


Everything I posted is clearly related to the Fox News article, who calls it a Biblical prophecy.

Obviously any form of end-time prophecy is dumb and not based on any facts.
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TopicBiblical prophecy says world will end Sept 23rd
Kradek
09/17/17 4:12:22 PM
#13
Kyurem-BW posted...
Kradek posted...
Kyurem-BW posted...
this is cold news indeed


A 2 day article is cold?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75781296

when there is an exact topic the day before


Ah, I didn't know. My bad, I don't really come to CE but I definitely wanted to spread the stupidity of Fox News in as many avenues as I could.
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TopicBiblical prophecy says world will end Sept 23rd
Kradek
09/17/17 3:47:54 PM
#10
Kyurem-BW posted...
this is cold news indeed


A 2 day article is cold?
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TopicBiblical prophecy says world will end Sept 23rd
Kradek
09/17/17 3:47:20 PM
#9
legend253 posted...
I'm always curious as to how the conspiracy nuts feel after their theories collapse.

We never get to see the aftermath and that bugs me.

Do they just go about life like, "lol guess we were wrong, back to bible study to find the next apocalypse."


It's a shame we can't ask the Millerites.
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TopicBiblical prophecy says world will end Sept 23rd
Kradek
09/17/17 3:43:12 PM
#1
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/09/15/biblical-prophecy-claims-world-will-end-on-sept-23-conspiracy-theorists-claim.html

I'm not going to post text from the article here because it's f***ing dumb. I mostly just wanted to post this link because this is in the SCIENCE section of Fox News.

Demonstrating once again that Fox News is a joke and so is anyone who treats it credibly.
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