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TopicTexas Republican says Vaccines are 'Sorcery'
KnightofShikari
01/03/20 11:13:58 PM
#33
so this idiot who thinks vaccines are "sorcery" uses a magic box that can talk to other people without even using wires or other mechanical means, can harness the power of the sun to illuminate his house, and probably owns hand held weaponry that can throw small pellets with such a force and thunderous noise so as to kill a human at a distance even through metal armor.

but he draws the line at vaccines. adds up

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TopicHow can the Earth be billions of years old if it's only 2020
KnightofShikari
01/01/20 4:06:36 AM
#3
we lost count so everyone agreed to start from 0

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TopicThis is how she rang in the New Year
KnightofShikari
01/01/20 4:04:19 AM
#4
are there HD slow mo shots of her punching with a focus on her upper chest area?

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TopicScenario: That guy you bullied in school is back and pissed off
KnightofShikari
12/31/19 11:08:28 AM
#14
i only "bullied" the school bully, and he ran away in fear because i was taller and he thought i knew martial arts because i'm asian (he has low IQ). anyways, if he tries something now i'd see it through the camera at my door and be ready to defend myself with a handgun.

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TopicSo now that Star Wars is over what will happen to the franchise
KnightofShikari
12/31/19 9:57:16 AM
#11
mandalorian was pretty good, but there's news that more star wars character will be in the next season and i hope they're not throwing the movie characters into the show

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TopicMustard on burgers
KnightofShikari
12/30/19 11:21:00 PM
#16
TopicWhats it like to actually bang a mature older woman
KnightofShikari
12/30/19 11:14:28 PM
#4
just ask boyle
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVm9nYrTWRQ" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer" style="cursor:help;display:inline !important;">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVm9nYrTWRQ</a>;

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Topic'Gonna try online dating, but I have to work out and become more attractive. ...
KnightofShikari
12/30/19 10:15:54 PM
#10
ArchiePeck posted...
Just go outside and do things that involve socialising FFS.
but all my hobbies involve shutting myself away and never leaving my room

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TopicWhat i bet happens in the next star wars trilogy Rise of Skywalker SPOILERS
KnightofShikari
12/30/19 10:14:37 PM
#4
so now he's instead of a death star or a starkiller base, he's got a death system, literally a base constructed around an entire solar system (which has 3 suns)

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TopicYou want to know why Korea has so few fat people?
KnightofShikari
12/30/19 9:46:21 PM
#4
a good public transit system with more urbanization means that fewer people are driving and more people are walking to their destination, which burns calories

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TopicDo you say anything to people you know who don't spend their money wisely?
KnightofShikari
12/30/19 6:43:37 PM
#2
"hey man you really should get that new mustang, looks way better than your current 2018 mustang by miles!"

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TopicJerry is the best Rick and Morty character.
KnightofShikari
12/30/19 9:27:57 AM
#2
TopicPeople that say "Money can't buy happiness" never live poor condition
KnightofShikari
12/27/19 11:27:10 PM
#3
<a href="https://youtu.be/N1n5XqwUkYw" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer" style="cursor:help;display:inline !important;">https://youtu.be/N1n5XqwUkYw</a>;
So if money can't buy happiness
I guess I'll have to rent it

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TopicKate Beckinsale is 46 yet looks hotter than 20 year olds
KnightofShikari
12/27/19 8:13:57 PM
#20
spanky1 posted...
She brings two man horse costumes around while traveling and finds people to wear them.
man it would be awesome to be the back half while she's the front half

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TopicDo you think really attractive people like to shower?
KnightofShikari
12/27/19 11:26:31 AM
#3
TopicHow will we address the Year 2038 problem?
KnightofShikari
12/26/19 11:01:14 PM
#4
just move to storing time in 33 bits. hell, i have a 4 terabyte hard drive for storing ... videos and music ... so giving time an extra bit should be easy

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TopicPlot-induced stupidity
KnightofShikari
12/26/19 3:24:51 PM
#3
flash

"i've got super speed, going up against someone without speed. oh crap he just punched me! now he's running away on foot! darn, he got away even though i can search the entire block in 0.002 seconds"

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TopicHave to work while fairly sick today because I ran out of PTO
KnightofShikari
12/26/19 9:41:05 AM
#5
see if you can barf on your boss' desk, then just be like "no no i can still work" then eat a bunch of food then barf on his desk some more

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TopicWitcher fans: ''I love Geralt. he's a human, but an outcast. people judge him
KnightofShikari
12/25/19 2:54:05 PM
#8
i'm more annoying with triss appearing way older than she should, as well as the weird jumping around the timeline. should have just adapted the books chronologically for the most part, but then we wouldn't have ciri for a while. the casting might make problems in the future since some of the cast that is now black is related to others so unless they just ignore the blood relation and cast differently it's going to be weird.

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TopicWhen will Hollywood simplify remakes even further?
KnightofShikari
12/24/19 3:06:43 PM
#2
they've already started with the lion king, though they kinda screwed a bunch of things up. the "can you feel the love tonight" stuff wasn't even rendered in a night setting

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TopicLink me a cool model to build.
KnightofShikari
12/24/19 11:02:10 AM
#5
TopicHorse meat
KnightofShikari
12/23/19 12:12:59 PM
#2
horse weiner?
<a href="https://youtu.be/WsSLQ-YYCBo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer" style="cursor:help;display:inline !important;">https://youtu.be/WsSLQ-YYCBo</a>;

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TopicYou cant leave a carbon footprint if you dont leave your house
KnightofShikari
12/22/19 7:59:02 PM
#2
TopicDo you prefer everything automatic in bathrooms?
KnightofShikari
12/20/19 9:45:17 PM
#3
TopicHow is obesity so high in the US
KnightofShikari
12/07/19 4:20:03 PM
#17
also it's really easy to drink a lot of your calories. people line up and get their coffee every day, and don't realize their morning coffee could have like 400 calories because of the foam and cream and sugar

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Topicillegal to keep a gun or baseball bat in your car
KnightofShikari
11/11/19 11:04:16 AM
#6
what if i'm really into baseball and never know when an impromptu baseball game is going to start and need to be ready at all times?
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TopicWhat's the grossest food you can think of?
KnightofShikari
11/10/19 7:45:56 PM
#10
Touch posted...
Durian

mom likes durian and it sucked when she found a store that carried it. whole house reeked for a day. luckily it wasn't winter
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TopicPokemon is one Nintendo franchise I never really got into
KnightofShikari
11/10/19 5:52:40 PM
#8
i think because i played other RPGs before pokemon and realy liked them i found it hard to play games like pokemon. i guess because i like the set team style rather than building one. didn't help that i couldn't afford a handheld when i was young and it was super popular
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Topic50 million, or Wolverine's instant heal ability.
KnightofShikari
11/10/19 2:58:04 PM
#14
even if it's just the healing i'd take that over money. but since it's all of his abilities that would include the bone claws as well
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Topicis there a point in having FRIENDS that are GIRLS if you're not having SEX with
KnightofShikari
11/07/19 7:39:43 AM
#10
my fashion sense is terrible so i ask female friends if the clothes i'm attempting to buy would be suitable
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Topicthere is nothing more reddit than 'So long and thanks for all the fish'
KnightofShikari
11/06/19 10:27:03 PM
#5
TopicNetflix: Hey pal, I see you've been hovering over that show for 2 seconds.
KnightofShikari
11/03/19 4:14:46 PM
#5
netflix: hey pl thanks for choo[INSERT LOUD TRAILER FOR ANNOYING SHOW]
netflix: oh hey i see you're looking to just pick up where you left off so i'll hide your recently watched list under like 30 rows of shit you don't want to watch right now
netflix: interesting that you clicked on the show you want to continue watching i'm just going to ignore that and bring up the show summary instead
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TopicWhy do so few women wear skirts these days?
KnightofShikari
11/02/19 2:40:13 PM
#13
there's this one girl at the office who would usually wears skirts. all the other females would wear pants but she was typically in a skirt. found it slightly arousing even though it was a long skirt that went to her calves
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TopicNow there's a legit Civil War in the Fallout 76 community lmao
KnightofShikari
10/29/19 10:41:43 PM
#11
KillerSlaw posted...
Why don't they just play in their private lobbies?

thought i heard that private lobbies weren't actually private due to a bug
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TopicHigh school teacher dresses up like a girl to film women on the toilet.
KnightofShikari
10/27/19 12:57:10 PM
#12
maybe they think all the porn vids/hentai are actually true and think girls just lez out in bathrooms on the regular
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TopicCome on fhqwgads, I see you jockin me
KnightofShikari
10/26/19 11:21:09 PM
#4
TopicThey literally named their son Dil Pickles
KnightofShikari
10/26/19 4:20:10 PM
#7
boxington posted...
his name is Dylan, and they call him "Dil" as a nickname.

but does he spit hot fire?


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TopicI moved to a place with a ton of roundabouts.
KnightofShikari
10/26/19 3:44:06 PM
#8
is it somewhere in america? if it is do you see tons of people not knowing how to use them?
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TopicIf you have to lie about not being a virgin, what should you say?
KnightofShikari
10/26/19 3:21:58 PM
#7
it is true that i have had intimate relations with a female woman involving the placing of my erect penis in her feminine vagina
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Topicwhat does noise cancelling mean for headphones?
KnightofShikari
10/26/19 10:11:58 AM
#10
noise cancelling headphones are really good for things like airplane trips where the engine noise is constant. it works ok for other noises but works wonders for constant noises. if only it would work on my upstairs neighbors but they're pretty random, dropping heavy objects all throughout the day and night
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TopicMy university gives me lifetime access to my .edu email as an alumnus
KnightofShikari
10/23/19 7:45:14 PM
#2
no i would totally use it only for truly legal purposes such as corresponding with the school in order to donate my hard earned money after they've already taken tons of my money in order to get a degree
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TopicGonna look at a house built in 1900 tomorrow.
KnightofShikari
10/21/19 9:07:16 PM
#8
TopicChristina Hendricks is single now!
KnightofShikari
10/17/19 5:24:09 PM
#4
TopicHer: "I bet mine is bigger than yours"
KnightofShikari
10/16/19 10:30:46 PM
#27
TopicTHANOS killed more people than the JOKER did yet...
KnightofShikari
10/14/19 8:10:25 PM
#7
TopicWhy does god allow babies to be born with tumors and get cancer?
KnightofShikari
10/12/19 12:35:22 PM
#26
MabusIncarnate posted...
jumi posted...
coinstarcad posted...
No, no. Satan did that to the babies. Lay all sins on him. The babies' soul is saved by default because they didn't get the chance to hear the Gospel.


Satan has the power to give people cancer? So he can kill anyone? He's more powerful than God! I'm gonna start praying to him!

Hail Satan!


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