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TopicWhats some good darker anime
Klaus343
05/02/24 10:43:23 PM
#8
Twelve Kingdoms meets your criteria, but it's Eastern Fantasy, rather than Western.

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TopicHave you ever taken an IQ test?
Klaus343
04/27/24 5:22:34 PM
#17
I scored a cool 240 on an online one, once.

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TopicLion wants to play video games in the living room.
Klaus343
04/27/24 1:04:21 PM
#2
All it takes is one swipe, and you'd be severely injured, if not dead.
It's like sharing the room with a sword of Damocles.

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TopicWhich is the gas pedal for left driving cars?
Klaus343
04/26/24 2:51:28 PM
#3
There's four pedals on most cars in the UK:

  • Left pedal: the Clutch pedal, that makes the car go.
  • Left-Middle pedal: the Brake pedal, slows all four wheels at the same time.
  • Right-Middle pedal: the Gas pedal, the more you push it down the more it increases the fuel flow into the engine and the faster you go.
  • Right Pedal: theTurbo pedal, for those short bursts of speed you may need, for example over-taking.



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TopicIs banning tiktok gonna get rid of main character syndrome?
Klaus343
04/26/24 1:26:23 PM
#5
Doe posted...
WTF is main character syndrome

People thinking they're the protagonist in Name of the Wind, instead of one of the characters in Tales of Genji.

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TopicI just realised. Cafes use blackboards instead of white boards because
Klaus343
04/26/24 7:23:28 AM
#7
No, it's because Chalk is generally cheaper and does not have a shell life unlike whiteboard markers.

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TopicWhat happens when a business goes bankrupt but you owe them money
Klaus343
04/26/24 7:15:50 AM
#15
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
So ur saying I can pay off my debt for less

Only if you were a big company that owed a lot. Not for "little people", I'm afraid.

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TopicPost her face when you tell her you got unfairly moderated
Klaus343
04/25/24 6:06:28 PM
#20
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/11011b0c.jpg

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TopicWhat happens when a business goes bankrupt but you owe them money
Klaus343
04/25/24 6:02:03 PM
#8
Shame you didn't owe them millions, then you could have bought your own debt for like a 10th of the price, and made bank.
Yet another divide between the rich and the poor.

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TopicCivil disobedience is not protected under the 1st amendment.
Klaus343
04/25/24 5:35:57 PM
#6
"Give me a man and I will find the crime."

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TopicWeirdest thing someone has ever told you about
Klaus343
04/13/24 9:21:57 AM
#8
LeoRavus posted...
So the female mite only has one male baby who's able to get his sisters pregnant before they're born?

Yes, they're pregnant before they're born. The male in some species dies just after being born, and in other survives for a day or two.

Why does the mother only eat one thrip egg and what does the egg do?

Because that's all she eats, and she lives for maybe 4 or 5 days before the whole process repeats. The egg is all the females can eat, the male doesn't eat anything before dying.

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TopicAsk me anything about soccer in the United States
Klaus343
04/13/24 9:19:04 AM
#5
How would the face of the game change, if they removed the offside rule (aka Law 11)?

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TopicWeirdest thing someone has ever told you about
Klaus343
04/13/24 1:40:53 AM
#2
Someone once told me of the lifecycle of the Adactylidium.

Which goes something like this:
A pregnant mite eats a single egg of a thrips (Which itself is a small insect), then the single male of the clutch impregnates all it's sisters (which number 4 to 5), when upon being impregnated in their mother's body, eat their way out of their mother (from the inside out).
Upon leaving their mother's corpse they seek out a thrips, to eat a single egg to continue the cycle of life.

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TopicI looked in the mirror today and guess what!?
Klaus343
04/12/24 12:10:03 PM
#9
Dakimakura posted...
You need to work on your active post count. Too small.

No one needs more than 50 active posts.

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TopicWhat was the worst part of the later seasons of Game of Thrones? *spoilers*
Klaus343
04/12/24 12:02:40 PM
#25
I remember the leaks, sharing them with a friend and we both laughed at how unrealistic they sounded, and it sounded crap.

The leaks were all true.

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TopicHave any of you ever bought a little gold bar from Costco?
Klaus343
04/12/24 8:57:51 AM
#5
The only price you "pay" is the conversion tax, technically -- since you're just converting from one imaginary currency to another.

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TopicCan I get a list a female anime characters that have transformations?
Klaus343
04/12/24 8:53:15 AM
#4
It's kinda spoilers....

Clare from Claymore, and most of the female Claymore cast

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TopicThree new SNES games now available on NSO
Klaus343
04/12/24 4:56:15 AM
#42
These three games, really make it all worth it in the end. Sure, various websites have been targeted by Nintendo that contained hundreds of thousands of preserved media, but in exchanged we got three lackluster titles.

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Topic4chan documentary The Antisocial Network, is up on Netflix
Klaus343
04/07/24 9:50:54 PM
#70
Why does nobody mention /z/, or /z/idoits in this thread?
Everyone keeps saying /b/ is bad, but /z/ was so bad it got shut down.

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TopicToday I learned ive been pronouncing Sayonara wrong my whole life
Klaus343
04/07/24 4:07:47 PM
#5
I always pronounced Sayonara like:

"No arlu taka watsumi wa kakazu"

They always complemented my Japanese mastery, so I dunno.

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TopicScientists estimate there could be 60B habitable planets in the Milky Way
Klaus343
04/07/24 12:00:57 PM
#26
Maybe they are communicating, but their signals and means of communication are so alien that we're literally like ghosts in the night.

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TopicWhy is Cloyster part Ice type? Theres no reason for it.
Klaus343
04/06/24 7:26:15 PM
#4
It's because shelldar is an oyster, but Cloyster is a shucked oyster (and shucked oysters are kept on ICE)

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TopicPizzaburgers
Klaus343
04/06/24 7:20:00 PM
#5
Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Is that a cheeseburger with marinara sauce, or something like this monstrosity?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/856a97bb.jpg

Not gonna lie, but that looks delicious.

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TopicIm 37 no kids or wife
Klaus343
04/06/24 7:12:51 PM
#89
TuxedoCyan out here living the fucking dream, and you're here trying to criticize them for it.


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TopicWhat does biweekly mean to you?
Klaus343
04/06/24 1:49:02 PM
#7
Biweekly means twice a week; use fortnight if you want to mean every two weeks.

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TopicI got in a fight and got cut up pretty bad
Klaus343
03/29/24 5:49:11 PM
#39
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Either you will learn how to act in polite society or you will get seriously hurt. One way or another you will learn this is not ok and normal adults do not get into fights so often.

Waiting for the post they locked me up in jail for assault from you topic creator.

How'd he make the post if he was in prison? He's not in the UK* is he?

*Prisoners in the UK have up to a minimum of 10 hours a day on the internet, if they so wish.

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TopicAre refrigerators a stereotypical american thing? >_>
Klaus343
03/26/24 11:42:56 PM
#9
British properties are sold by amount of bedrooms and not how big they are.
In some cities in Britain, you literally have places with rooms smaller than refrigerators being sold.

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TopicI finally got around to watching Goodfellas.
Klaus343
03/23/24 8:35:38 PM
#42
Remember, that the movie is 34 years old, and it crystalized a lot of tropes that you've seen in newer movies, so if it seems "tropey" that's only because it was the Grandfather of them.

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Topicdivorced
Klaus343
03/23/24 8:30:13 PM
#6
Natsu_Dragneel posted...
become a passport bro like the rest of us bro. been to thailand twice last year and once this year and going back again and already picked up another fiance i can post her if u want bro. it's never the end of the world for us guys if u want to get another chick.

post her, bro.

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TopicShould I go blonde again?
Klaus343
03/11/24 5:59:44 PM
#18
Why not both?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c8f0143c.jpg

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Topic"If you keep sending them here, I'll keep killing them''
Klaus343
03/11/24 5:52:08 PM
#24
Guide posted...
What I don't get is why he got life for that one murder. Seems like there's more to it.

Also fair odds that they deliberately give him a way to get access to child rapists while maintaining plausible deniability.

So, I did some research -- and found this (about his first murder):
https://www.times-standard.com/2009/08/29/second-man-sentenced-in-cutten-murder-case/

Dunno where the story about his sister's rapist comes from...

Also, reading the stories, the image in the first post is very, very deceptive. He complained to the Prison counselor that he wouldn't be able to control himself, if they didn't move him. One of the inmates (whom he beat to death), then put on PBS with kids on, and when asked to change the channel, seemed to ignore it and continued to goat him.
They (as in the prison system), surprise-surprise didn't move him, and in what appears to be some form of mental health episode, he killed the two inmates. Then he had to go get the guards, as they hadn't noticed the ultra violence he was involved in.
Now, the only thing the image seems to be correct about, is the two individuals do seem to have child sexual offenses.

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TopicAre you a piece of crap for bragging about winning a public brawl?
Klaus343
03/11/24 5:29:09 PM
#4
Depends, did the geezer look at you funny? In which case, bounce 'em around like a bunny.

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TopicTexas mom arrested because her kids bully stole her drink and drank it
Klaus343
03/11/24 5:18:34 PM
#59
_Valigarmanda_ posted...
Wouldn't food tampering be in regard to someone else's food? Can you tamper your own food?

If they'd planned it well, the boy would have had hotter and hotter drinks outside of school (with chili), and then come into school with his hot drink, said to everyone in school he loves drinking chili'd drinks and make everyone aware that he drinks liquid ghost chili's, and then when the bully drinks it...
Well, it's not tampering.

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Topic'No one wants to work anymore'
Klaus343
03/11/24 5:09:44 PM
#57
The difference between slaves in Roman and Ottoman days and todays employees is that slaves did not need to flatter their boss.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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TopicTexas mom arrested because her kids bully stole her drink and drank it
Klaus343
03/11/24 5:00:51 PM
#28
That's fair, but the bully needs to be expelled.
They've clearly demonstrated that they steal children's drinks, and probably other things as well.
The Law is blind, and when a victim is a victim because of a crime, then they need to do the time, regardless.

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TopicDo you like Nietzche? How do you think he compares to other philosophers?
Klaus343
03/11/24 4:51:36 PM
#6
Beware for when you gaze at a Sunhawk topic. The Sunhawk gazes back at you.

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TopicI saw this chick on the bus today.
Klaus343
03/03/24 10:21:38 PM
#5
Can you at least describe the outfit? You've provided nothing.

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TopicPretty big win for science.
Klaus343
03/01/24 10:43:11 PM
#3
Can't fishes sex-change on a dime, though?

https://www.bbcearth.com/news/fish-are-the-sex-switching-masters-of-the-animal-kingdom

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TopicDo you think we will continue to live in a slow-burning dystopian hellscape
Klaus343
03/01/24 10:32:42 PM
#6
BloodMoon7 posted...
Bold of you to assume there will be later generations

"Every generation thinks it's the last, and the sad thing? None of them will ever know."


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TopicDaughter makes viral about her divorced dad and dad does rebuttal video
Klaus343
02/28/24 3:55:03 PM
#92
Sandalorn posted...
Ah yes...such a clever plan by the father to make himself an internet pariah and hated everywhere!!

/eyeroll

Are you new to the internet, friend?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabie


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