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wolfy42 posted...

This all sounds great, but please don't BBQ Ernie.

He's gonna bbq with us!
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St_Kevin posted...

wear sunscreen fam

For suuuure. We bought a full spray can yesterday.
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That kinda shit is why I don't do stuff like that. You get one crazy in a big crowd and all of a sudden there's a fucking problem.
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Yeah that and he said he wanted to shoot police officers
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Oh how has that been going? I saw the news story about that guy loaded up with guns that wanted to kill the Green Ranger. But I can't figure out why it seems random
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Wew he's always doing yoga. You'll probably get to see Ernie having his way with mando's arm while he does it.
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It depends if he thought he could make a U turn there still or something. Sometimes they do road construction but have the cones spaced so you can still turn right or left into businesses and sometimes they aren't marked clearly. This is probably a case where it could go either way depending on facts. If it wasn't really clearly marked the city engineer should train the construction workers to better mark their work. If the kid was just be an asshole then I think it'd be fair for him to have to pay.
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Yeah I mean I'll have money for us to do stuff here I just don't usually have enough to travel. We can go to some breweries here and bbq with Ernie and you can see how dumpy the city is I guess but there's places to go hiking and we could go to the zoo. Lots of stuff.
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Hahaha that would be exciting! It's been like six years.
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Yeah we could go out or do an unlimited mimosa brunch one of the days
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I can send you some of mine. They smell like hoohee and dog saliva!
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I'll be free. Idk if I get labor day off at work though let me check Tuesday. We only get a few holidays.
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Put something in your crockpot so you have nice smells while you play games and get sexy snaps from your new and improved yoyo master
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Cedar Point is aweeesome. Go during Halloween when they have haunted houses set up too.
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Erik_P posted...

Because what somebody's kid does is totally an in indictment of the parents.

Yeah if it were what would that say about icoyars parents? Yeesh
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At least you got your paper done!
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Man I love long weekends

You guys getting up to anything fun?
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SunWuKung420 posted...

You should put up a nanny cam.

That would have helped when it first started when I was in college. When I went to move out of my apartment we removed the mattress and there was a fucking pile of panties hidden in the corner underneath it like he was some sort of panty troll.

RCtheWSBC posted...

Darth_CiD posted...

All this topic tells me is that tc doesn't wash her underwear properly.

How did you come to that conclusion?

BREAKING NEWS: Clothes in a dirty clothes hamper unclean more at 11
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jsb0714 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

the crotch of the underwear is either all wet or all crusty from being wet.

You're blaming that on Ernie?

Yeah because he chews on them

TheWorstPoster posted...

Nobody cares about your dog

And no one cares about you.
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He'll take underwear from my hamper and fucking chew on them and hide them. Then I find them and the crotch of the underwear is either all wet or all crusty from being wet.

He's a little frickin dirty bird
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thecolorgreen posted...

dont let your bed sheets turn orange

He's definitely looking brown not orange haha

The_Beta_Male posted...

wow super cool tc thx for sharing

You're welcome!

supergamer19 posted...

Bodybuilding competition coming up? Dehydration next?

Wish him luck.

On a side note, I say this topic gets no less than 82 replies. Place bets now!

We're going salt river tubing tomorrow and he said it would help him look more cut. Lawl
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Haha whoops he's gonna be spotty

He texted the store and they told him to just come back and they'll fix it lol. Oh lort.

AdrammeIech posted...

I never understood why people in your area would get a spray tan when the sun here works so much better for tanning.

Idk why he's doing it anyway. He's already brown because he's Mexican.
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And it's like splotchy from sweating in the car on the way back and from his seat belt. He's asking me for advice but I've never spray tanned before so idk what to tell him lol
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Also I like Carrabbas for chain Italian food
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CountessRolab posted...

thats better. @Jen0125

LOL why do you keep doing this to me!
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Ugh can't tell what would be worse between her and Caitlyn
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how often do you eat roasts
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yeah i'd definitely prefer 12 months of pay
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oh if you get a big check at the end of the school year that's not so hard

i was thinking you get larger checks for 9 months and then nothing for 3 months but you have to save a bit of each of the checks through the year to pay for the summer expenses

that'd be tough for me
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i just feel like i would not fit in at a magic the gathering group
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lol oh ya fuckin goober you got me
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she cut her hair because she bleached it too many times and it literally broke so she had to cut it in order for it to grow back out
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new jersey has a lot of pizzerias...
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SunWuKung420 posted...

the one on the left looks photoshopped

why wouldn't they use a larger font for the headline to fill that gap?
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RCtheWSBC posted...

New Jersey lawmakers passed a bill that would make their state the first in the country to ban marriages of people under 18, but Gov. Chris Christie this month blocked the legislation.

Like, why??

because all politicians are part of the underground child sex abuse ring cabal remember?
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EclairReturns posted...

Jen0125 posted...

community college courses they'll specifically pay for outside of tuition reimbursement

So I take it they'll be paying for textbooks and whatnot?

maybe not textbooks but course fees. i'm not sure about textbooks.



Melon_Master posted...

Also, does your boyfriend speak Spanish? I would imagine that would help speed up the learning curve of your conversational skills, having a free tutor hah. >__>b

yes but he always makes fun of my accent when i try to speak spanish so it makes me discouraged. he does it in a cutesy way but it makes me self conscious lol
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JTekashiro posted...

I know right, your BF is a total pedo and you comply. Ew. Grow that body hair girl, fight the system!

i'm saying ew to the 43 year old banging the 15 year old. that's sad. and gross.
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MICHALECOLE posted...

You have the perfect option right in front of you. Magic the gathering.

i don't want to even do that at all

Doctor Foxx posted...

Or fundraising. Or MLM sales. Those too, though they often have booze

true
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religious
for kids

or involve magic the gathering


why is it so hard to find something to do without booze involved
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Jiggy101011 posted...

Since when did enjoying food become a bad thing? I guess I ate the memo.

enjoying food in moderation is a great thing

enjoying food too much is not a great thing
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OhhhJa posted...

Do y'alls significant others know you spend a significant amount of time daily arguing with a stranger of the opposing sex in the internet?

i would hardly call what sunny and i do (the back and forth) a "significant amount of time daily" for either of us
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Doctor Foxx posted...

See why wasn't I tagged in this shit instead of some silly lolol about bad music

who knows why sunny does what he does

i don't even think he knows
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chelle posted...

Can you really say that, though? The most we've been able to see is only her face, unless you've found more than what was on that wedding invitation website, and her facebook pictures only really show her face, too. That's not a great indication for her size, honestly.

yes. look at her face. her face is wide and spread out. plus with her neck and top of her chest you can obviously tell she's overweight and sunny hasn't even denied it.

is it a big deal? no not at all. the only reason i ever mention it is because sunny has spent literally years calling me fat like it's gross or a bad thing when i am not even as big as her. that is where the whole base of the conversation keeps coming in. he sees fit to come into my topics to call me fat pretty much every time i make a topic involving anything (which you say i do to him as well) but his fiancee is bigger than me! it's crazy.
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i didn't know he had a new movie coming out
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chelle posted...

TC has really rattled Jen

ungubby pls lol

chelle posted...

On the other hand, she does have a point. It's hypocritical of him to constantly bring up her weight when he is supposedly marrying someone of similar size.

similar size? she's def bigger than me. which obviously isn't a problem for sunny but he feels the need to trash me for being "fat" like it's bad when she's bigger than me! it's silly.
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knivesX2004 posted...

Be racist somewhere else.

Zeus trying not to say something racist
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...

i like banging fat chics

Yeah you do man
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RedPixel posted...

Erik_P posted...

RedPixel posted...

You want money? Work for it.

When you lose your job to robots how will you be able to work?

UBI isn't being suggested for shits and giggles. It's being brought up because robots will eventually take all our jobs and if nobody has any money we can't buy things which will crash the economy.

No, @Erik_P, what people need to learn to do is adapt instead of cry about it. Work smarter, not harder.

That's the whole point. Companies are working smarter by figuring out how to get unpaid robots to do almost everything they can figure out. That leaves less jobs to even work anything at for people.
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I bring it up because it shows your crummy character.
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But if calling someone fat isn't an insult then why do you use it as one? It doesn't matter if you're only using it against one person. You're using it as an insult. Your fiancee is overweight and you're calling someone smaller than her fat as an insult. Don't you see how strange that is?

If you're saying I'm fat at my size and that's bad and supposed to be an insult what does that say about your fiancee??
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