Lurker > JTilly

yeah all of dem
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

Lmao conflict, go eat some more chocolate cake and watch your boogie boy yt videos
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wackyteen posted...

@Ex-Kefiroth posted...

lol, why does CE hate on this guy so much?

CE just jealous somebody their size can be successful /s

Not sure how successful he is considering hell likely be within a decade.

Probably have to tear down walls to get him out of the house
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Conflict posted...

Youngster_Joey_ posted...

Imagine holding a grudge against LTG but not against a legit piece of shit like Boogie

What? Did he beat you at Street Fighter or something?

lol

If you aren't aware of LTG's garbage reputation then just leave the topic. You're clueless.

And what is this garbage reputation your referring too? For calling out terrible, manipulative losers out on their flaws? That sounds more like a positive to me.
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EverDownward posted...

Youngster_Joey_ posted...

EverDownward posted...

Mystery_Mission posted...

Sorry it took me so long, had a pretty busy day today.

Why do you post this in every topic? Nobody cares about this dude.

Because LTG is a bitch and scum and seeing him get his ass handed to him by a dude he talked pure shit to is absolutely priceless.

Dog LTG was the only one there that actually respectful
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EverDownward posted...

Mystery_Mission posted...

Sorry it took me so long, had a pretty busy day today.

LTG was the only one that didnt come off as a scumbag there
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Have a 15 year old beagle that has been having strokes, and the other day she finally had one so bad that she lost most of her muscle control in her back legs. Shes pretty deaf and blind on top of all this as well. Still wags her doggo tail when she gets attention, but at this point it might just be better to put a bullet through her brains

Anyone here have to go through something like this, where it just might be better to put your pet down?
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Fuck boogie
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Just got my first notify without delete, so my post stays up and i take no karma loss.. strange way to be moderated but okay lol >_>
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Sativa_Rose posted...

pwned

c'mon man.. we're all fellow CEmen here :'l
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Okay, straight up messaged her that I couldnt stand to home wreck but wanted to fuck on the side.

She shot it down, she was flirting with the idea of a new relationship I guess. Oh well

/topic over
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Im messaging her right now and she says shes scared to cheat, but swears shell never tell him anything o_o
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Lathissamus posted...

C'mon man just smash once at least

Thank you, thank you, Ill consider this. Havent really talked to her much, she messaged me an hour ago and when I responded she never did back.

Its a weird situation, and this topic is long going to die before i can actually resolve anything.
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_BIueMonk posted...

i always wanted to be a teacher
i went to school intending on being a teacher
i got trained to be a teacher
im a good fucking teacher

what's wrong with being a teacher

for fuck sake, CE has such a hate for teachers and i dont fucking know why.

whats next "doctors are actually assholes!!!"

welcome to the ignore list TC. i hope you fail every class you ever take in your life.

Is this a troll or gimmick acct?
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Anisoptera posted...

ShadowElite86 posted...

It's probably safe to say that this will be the one and only time he gets layed. V_V

did you see how huge his penis is? more girls will be into him knowing what he's packing.

He has a normal sized dick man..
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

The Force Awakens was honestly my least favorite Star Wars movie,, but at least it was a start.. I did not mind TLJ all that much
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SerperiorThanU posted...

Gafemage posted...

SerperiorThanU posted...

G-Ziss posted...

That's like straight out of a horror movie

What are these vids

It's a sorority recruitment video.

Thanks. Also, this is pretty spooks.

The dude running away? What is spooks about this lol
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Gafemage posted...

didnt watch the video, but I know its not scarier than this:

What..? Whats scary about this?
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

Only 71 years old and looks like complete shit
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Craig is a good bond, but Im ready for someone new
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

Your username is gross
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I dont have any alts but my previous accounts are in the sig
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Howl posted...

Why do people say long story short? They never shorten the story afterwards.

I could have stretched it out and added more details and some of the back and forth messages. It is pretty short imo

juicebox4 posted...

JTilly posted...

because I do actually value his friendship

pfffffffft

Cmon man,, understand the hustle here homie
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Be a friend

Yeah.... I havent got around to backing out and apologizing yet, she is back home and Im paranoid hell see one of msgs

apocalyptic_4 posted...

Better hope he dosnt find out

I know right,,, hey at the very least hell know that I never actually did bang her

pauIie posted...

crappy situation all around.

i wouldn't want to be friends with someone if i actually thought they wanted to fuck my wife. gf in this situation i guess.

you probably told him multiple times you didn't want to, and it was getting annoying that he kept bringing it up. i wouldn't want to be around that myself.

but now you want to, told the gf, now the gf wants to. i'd drop the both of you, except you still want to be friends.

idk

Its a stupid situation lol, but most of the blame falls on my shoulders now. Sigh
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I cant find them
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Damn, white man dark girl ftw
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Ive watched plenty of incest vids online, so ill know just what to do tbh
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

JTilly posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Shes looking to Fuck anyone who will be nice to her.

It all depends if you we ok losing your friend and if you realize she wants more than sex. She wants an affair.

Do you think there's a chance I can tap that without him finding out?

Jk, no I don't think there is

She will 100% tell him to piss him off

Yeah.. women

Squall28 posted...

I don't know what's worse. The fact that you want to sleep with your friend's wife, or the fact that you didn't post pics.

Dude literally no one on CE would post those pics, its to risky
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

Fucking gold diggers are lying through their teeth, trying to get a check

No man is safe
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

to bad life weren't more like a video game *reset*

night CE
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Shes looking to Fuck anyone who will be nice to her.

It all depends if you we ok losing your friend and if you realize she wants more than sex. She wants an affair.

Do you think there's a chance I can tap that without him finding out?

Jk, no I don't think there is
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

She looks similar too Marina Angel, idk

https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNzE5ZGZkMzgtOGI3MC00OWJmLWE5OGEtNTY0OTk5YWRjZDAyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzM4MjM0Nzg@._V1_.jpg

https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjFlMjBlNzctYTliOC00NzU2LWI1YWQtMDliMDQ5OWM5ZDU1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzM4MjM0Nzg@._V1_.jpg

I'm sorry, I'm not sure how to direct link anymore
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Patchwork posted...

You do you, but I do find it amusing you call your friend an idiot for thinking you're screwing his wife when you very clearly wanted to and are trying to fuck his wife.

I never wanted to screw his wife until he accused me of it 10 jillion times while he was drunk

DracoSpire posted...

Since we're all giving bad advice here and TC sounds like a heartless and inconsiderate person who's more than willing to be the caliber for destroying a marriage, go right ahead, TC. Go screw her and see what happens, it'll be funny lol.

I want to screw her, but I'll not... probably gonna take @Mango_Sauce 's advice

Nomadic View posted...

Seriously?

No pics?

This is why GameFAQs needs a downvote option.

Dude no one posts pics of people they know in real life on here anymore, it's to risky
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

fuck you too man!
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Pics

nooooo
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Number090684 posted...

You're a terrible friend TC and just another reasin why I don't trust strangers around my girlfriend, in my apartment, or even around my family members. Just another selfish prick with a angle.

:l

i am going to make an attempt at your advice from previous post
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mhbigboss posted...

This can only end badly.

Unless you don't mind losing friends, I wouldn't go for it.

No, I don't feel like losing friends. Feels like I'm treading on thin as fuck ice at him finding all this out too, fuck
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scorpion41 posted...

You put the idea of cheating on her husband in her mind if it wasnt there already. Might as well give her a fun ride because like someone already said, shell go and find one somewhere else.

Well the thing is he has cheated on her alot.. And she has put up with it for years. Its crazy.

I was hoping I could swoop in, and swoop out because of that. But no, she's acting like a giddy school girl :l
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Mango Sauce posted...

tell her that her current relationship is good and you don't want to mess it up. actually going along with this is going to lead to nothing but pain

That's actually solid advice,,,i feel flustered from all this so it's hard for me to assess this lol

mipond posted...

What the heck we're you thinking!!! You guys are silly when you are drunk.

Tell her you don't know what you were thinking and that you were drunk. Then delete her and unfriend her. Apologize.

I already told her again that I wanted to, you know. I mean I still would like to one and done it,, but yeah probably should end this tomorrow
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

this isn't copy pasta
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Long story short my friend was an bad alcoholic, and accused his wife and I of cheating with each other numerous times (he's an idiot). To be honest the thought never crossed my mind until he drilled into my head so much.

But I was feeling spiteful and not giving a fuck the other night (wasted) and I messaged her

"Michael has always accused us of being with each other so much.. do you want to really give him a reason and meet up and fuck sometime?"

She asks for me to send a selfie of myself to make sure it was really me, and once I do she says that she has thought of me like that lots before.. This was 2 nights ago, and I wasn't in her area when I messaged, so I ask her not to tell him any of this

Since then she's been facebook messaging me 4 times a day, being super needy and talkative, and even said "I wish I met you before Michael"

Fuck this, I just wanted to screw her, now she's acting like.... i don't even know but I'm scared, and i don't want my friend to find out either, because I do actually value his friendship

What do CE?
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

Do you E.D. when your with a woman tc?
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ssj-kenobi posted...

mrduckbear posted...

Brandon - Rapist

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/05/23/22/wire-3066560-1527110479-460_634x842.jpg

piece of shit thug

Dats racist
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DocDelicious posted...

Those are just normal sized women...

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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

Maybe a mil or 2, but not that much
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@LittleRoyal

would you ever sleep with a CEman?
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BlingBling22947 posted...

I have a free AWS account.

Thats dope.

About to get weird.

This whole topic is weird

Wtf are you even droning on about
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WittleJimmyJimmyjumper

A friend and partner :)
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Yes, plant your rare seeds on the first of fall, fertilize the soil and diligently water the plant everyday
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AirJordan2345 posted...

geez, would you dudes ever agree to have your "act" filmed?

Sure

U wouldnt? :/
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