Lurker > Iwin2013

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ssj3vegeta posted...

hmm? ;;;;o

Found out last five years were faked. Sex, Emotions, etc.

Chicken posted...

You could eat me, but now you cant fuck me.

Damn you, I cant argue with that logic.

Chicken posted...

You dont have covid, you have cock rot.

What do you know, you're just a Chicken. I will eat you. :)

Unknown760 posted...

Well, my dad got it but he didn't have any symptoms while my mother who is nearing 70 got the mild symptom and recovered so let's hope you also have the mild symptoms too, TC. Go get tested and try to drink more water and take vitamins. Get well, man.

Ya'll the sweetest. My aches are down, and so is my congestion but I still get random headaches. I think my eye

I've read a few things going back and forth, I may have it. My body feels like I've been in a car crash,I can't breathe, congustion.

divot1338 posted...

If this country didnt have Democrats we literally wouldnt have a functioning society anymore. For the last thirty five years Republicans have cratered everything whenever theyre in charge. And Democrats have left a good economy and relatively good global political situation.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm sorry, that's rich.

Dark_SilverX posted...

The Biden bucks will be here shortly.

Heard it'll be middle of February.

But The Simpsons itself is left leaning especially nowadays.

Early Homer was homophobic.

lemondrop7 posted...

the irs.gov website said it was mailed on the 6th, Im still waiting for that.

King Rial posted...

That's when mine went out as well. You should be getting it soon. Hopefully today.

I never got an update on mine. I assumed I wasn't getting one, and put the credit down as I do my taxes early each year; Lo and behold, my tax company said it was sent to them by mistake and I got it within 24 hours of that day. I also got paid so I had some major money last week.

Doom_Art posted...

if someone says "b0tH sIdEs" they're usually either a right-wing dork saying it in bad faith, or someone who doesn't pay attention to politics at all who wants to make their lack of engagement seem wise or nuanced.

which are you, tc

I consider myself a moderate right wing dork, I suppose in your words. I would likewise, call you a left wing dork as well. Of course it's only out of respect.

lemondrop7 posted...

Still waiting

Probably won't get it now. Since they had til the 15th. You either got it from the IRS or from whatever Tax software or company that you use.

Sayoria posted...

Parties shouldn't exist. This country would be a million times better if we drop the party ideas. That way, we can elect on the person, based on the person's beliefs and plans.

Good idea.

Akagami_Shanks posted...

i didn't even get the 1200

Odd. Haven't filed taxes in a few years?

AsucaHayashi posted...

https://youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk
https://youtu.be/4k4pMTsa1Kw
https://youtu.be/KHJlZyFxp88

Yawn, Sacha Baron whatever his name is. I never thought he was particular funny or hilarious. More of a Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, etc. fan.

Rathinor posted...

Yep, TC is one of the ones who are deluded into thinking there was widespread voter fraud

I never said that. Never made my opinions clear on that; But I remember the one side being convinced that Russia colluded in the election to give Trump a W. If so, why didn't they interfere in previous and the most current election?

KajeI posted...

So you get all your "news" from memes?

cavalierking posted...

i haven't been employed since november 2019

did you have to be working to qualify or something?

No. If you don't get it, you can claim it as a credit when you file your taxes. Both rounds. Let's say you didn't get the first stimulus, you can claim that too.

Ya'll know they just as corrupt as everyone else, right?

Chicken posted...

If it was only 9 times in 4 years you werent even her side dude. She went to you if her main and side guys were too busy.

Didn't have side guys. She was a homebody.

Darmik posted...

Yeah I was in a long distance relationship and even then I managed more than 9 times in one year.

I originally thought I misread that she was your co-worker of 4 years and then you got into a relationship but man that's barely any. Did you not have that honeymoon period where you banged like rabbits even?

It could've been more than 9, I goofed on the number. But anyways, I done goofed.

Master Kazuya posted...

Do you think maybe the frequency of sex could've been a negative sign of the relationship? Whether that's the cause of her being shitty and cheating, or a symptom of her being shitty. Anyway, I feel like having sex an average of twice a year with someone who's your new GF is the same frequency of what people would consider a dead bedroom after several years of marriage. It's possible that maybe the urge didn't come up but you know your body better than I do. Sounds like you enjoyed it. Just seems like a bad sign overall (unless both people really don't feel like banging ever).

Also if you really wanna fuck, you'll find a way. In the car, somewhere public, quickies when everyone's asleep, not giving a fuck and knowing you pay the bills so you're allowed to enjoy yourself in your own house, etc.

Agreed. Idk, she was my first real relationship. So I didn't know what to expect.

g0ldie posted...

I'm assuming that the TC meant they smashed 9 times in a day, but I could be wrong.

I could be wrong on the count too. Sometimes I'd wake up and we'd already be in bed, naked.

Kobe Bryant posted...

How do you only hit that 9 times in four years lmao

Joker98 posted...

I was wondering that too. In my 4+ year relationship, we had sex hundreds of times

jon1012 posted...

Wait...

In 1,460 days you only hit that 9 times?

When you both live with families, it's hard to get enough alone time. I spend half my time caring for my disabled mother and brother, and she lives at home with her mother and two brothers. So we'd have to get a room half the time, and spend a weekend or two. And it's even harder to convince someone even though, you pay most of the bills that it's not your mother's house; She just lives with you cause of her medical issues.

Up until the forth year; Things were great. Sex was great(Hit it nine times. A personal record.) Anyways, forth year, she kinda changed. Anything romantic that I did, she crushed or ruined in some way. We ended up talking and she was living a second life. I mean, I did not noticed this, as anytime she mentioned someone else was that he cheated. Now I'm "single", but I kinda still love her... But the hurt is too much; I guess I should've seen alot of this coming. Inb4thistotallyhappened Inb4rushingtoCEstatement

MC_BatCommander posted...

No fucking way. If Mitch is on board it might actually happen.

Is this Mitch's face turn?

Face turn? Then he will say yes to 2K checks then?

21WIVES_CHILL posted...

So the movies are free as long as you're subscribed? How do they make any money when they know they should be charging double for a single new release?

Not sure.

sktgamer_13dude posted...

Not every state is taking COVID seriously and not every city is either.

Idaho has a couple theaters open for example while Washington has nothing open.

This is a possibility.

21WIVES_CHILL posted...

No, I'm talking NEW movie releases... you know.... day 1 movies.

That's what I'm talking about. Some are going straight to streaming... Scoob did. Wonder Woman 84' or is it 85' did.

21WIVES_CHILL posted...

I googled this but it says that I can buy tickets at fandango.... what

Netflix? HBO Max? other streaming services?

Cause I'm unemployed, I don't make any more money than what UE has been paying out. Yet, I was told that I'm not qualified if I get a error blank message by the IRS website.

It's an option.

Let's say, you employ someone to cut your lawn, or do services around your house? Do you give them cash or check?

I used to be very scared of rejection, and to talk to women. In middle school, I used to write notes and leave them in girls lockers, didn't sign my name because I was scared. Ended up after HS; Getting used to just cutting loose with people. Guy or Girl. Just being myself, I got a few "Why aren't you with someone" comments. And you're handsome like a bear.

Me on the other hand? Been with a beautiful black girl for four years, and I still try to get numbers. I asked three girls out, maybe a month ago. One said, "I would but I've had a man... Hope you understand." She was cute. Thic black girl throwing freight at her job.

SaccharineSmile posted...

discuss

Well, considering a massive campaign is going around still, discrediting fools' and even ruining their lives. #METOO. I don't blame fellas. My brother is 29 years old, and won't even try to get a girl's number even though she shows shines that she's entirely into him. Because he's afraid that it's a facade, an ruse, and that he will be in a court room sooner or later. Not to mention, it's happened to him via our niece but that's water under the bridge.

Rathinor posted...

Except a republican run senate committee agreed that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia. Sooooo...

Meanwhile there's zero evidence of this widespread voter fraud that idiot Trumpers believe happened

No, he didn't. Mueller found shit all, and like Nixon he would've been forced to step down.

Unsugarized_Foo posted...

Lay out the business and get my interest, fam

A "Realistic to life" Pro Wrestling promotion with storylines, characters relatable to today's modern viewer.

GallisOTK posted...

I don't know if it's sadder if he knows he's full of shit but keeps trying anyways or if he's delusional enough to think he's actually right. They're both pathetic.

Did you say this to the dems who were crying four years ago when they lost and couldn't get over it? Some people can't handle losing. You all act like it never happened like this in 2016, I've looked through tons of message posts and FB statuses about it. I bet you cried in 2016, and refused him as president back then.

Unsugarized_Foo posted...

A real business man gets private backers

Then send me some of dat drug money, you paddlin' on here, homey.

Between 650 and 850?

ProfessorKukui posted...

even the robots lost their job with GWP.

Heard some stores still had the auto scrubbers though.

MisterPengy posted...

It's pretty much exactly the same thing, every one just has different titles.

I was told, it was a slight difference.

Hayame Zero posted...

I worked there for 7 years and it was the most stressful time in my life. I'm going to lean towards it being on the worse side.

Still currently work there? I was let go in June, with the option of coming back if there's a slot open and if I needed a job.

And have to deal with their new management program(Team and Business Leads instead of DMs and Assistant Managers)? How is it? More stressful? Less stressful?

maniaxe613 posted...

3 - 8 are considered the golden age. I also enjoy seasons 9 - 11. After that, The Simpsons were still funny, but lost its touch.

It's a recent season but Simpsons had a joke in one of their episodes that showed their past genius. It was a joke about jeff the giraffe hanging himself, and the noose breaking cause Toys R Us went out of business.

I think once they lost their rebellish counter culture style of the 90s, and trying to appeal to liberals(Let's face it, it's completely political whenever Lisa opens her mouth nowadays.) and the removal of characters like Apu is when it started to suck.

Brother says 1 to 9ish, some say 11ish is pretty prime Simpsons too.