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TopicCan someone make a "HotLap is WARNED" topic next time I get warned?
HotLap
08/02/20 11:10:43 PM
#25
WafflehouseJK posted...
That's hawt.

Hey smart guy. How can you be a moderator when youre such a pervert? You nasty horn dog.

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TopicCan someone make a "HotLap is WARNED" topic next time I get warned?
HotLap
08/02/20 5:06:55 PM
#23
I went in the bathroom after @LanHikari10 and boy, I will never be the same. It was clear that toilet paper alone was not enough to quell whatever travesty occurred in Lans bowels, as there were soiled pages of a June 2019 Readers Digest littered on the bathroom floor.

Why dont you give me a warning now to make amends for not warning me about your bathroom crimes? Also eat some fiber, you big dummy.

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Topicrunny egg is gross
HotLap
08/02/20 4:26:46 PM
#51
How could someone I love and admire so much be this misguided about eggs?

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TopicI can feel it coming in the air tonight
HotLap
08/02/20 12:13:50 PM
#21
https://youtu.be/_SKXU1u3dIo

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TopicWhat's the next game you're h-y-p-e-d HYPED for?
HotLap
08/02/20 11:39:48 AM
#60
Fall Guys, thankfully I only have to wait til Tuesday.

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TopicCan someone make a "HotLap is WARNED" topic next time I get warned?
HotLap
08/02/20 11:25:16 AM
#22
Error1355 posted...
h*ck

Oh Ill get to you, sir.

SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Ok now this is just getting sexual.

Hey, I dont wanna work blue, but sometimes its the only option.

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TopicCan someone make a "HotLap is WARNED" topic next time I get warned?
HotLap
08/02/20 10:54:26 AM
#17
Looks like Im gonna have to step it up a notch.

@WafflehouseJK huff an entire bowl of farts and eat my shorts, dingus. Once you choke down that last piece of cargo, warn my whole body.

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TopicCan someone make a "HotLap is WARNED" topic next time I get warned?
HotLap
08/01/20 5:32:39 PM
#16
Caelthus posted...
But if you get warned how will we get hilarious CYOAs?

Why don't you fish some laughs out of your frickin' butt, genius?

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TopicCan someone make a "HotLap is WARNED" topic next time I get warned?
HotLap
08/01/20 4:48:32 PM
#12
Austin_Era_II posted...
Shut the WHOA up kid

Easy on the hard f there, brother. I'm trying to get warned, not banned.

ProfessorKukui posted...
post HEY NOW

I don't have any of those. Even if I did, that's an extreme offense right there.

MabusIncarnate posted...
One time I got modded for saying I was going to try to get warned so maybe you will get lucky here.

God (or should I say Mod) willing, my time will come soon.

FabIemaster posted...
Jokes on you I like goblins.

You son of a b. You wild, uncontrollable son of a b.

Veggeta X posted...
I got you TC

Bless.

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TopicCan someone make a "HotLap is WARNED" topic next time I get warned?
HotLap
08/01/20 3:43:43 PM
#4
Hey everyone, Im HotLap and welcome to Jackass. Today were trying to get warned so we can get our own warned topic.

Hey @FabIemaster , whats up you fr-freakin dink? Warn me, you absolute um... friggin goblin.

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TopicCan someone make a "HotLap is WARNED" topic next time I get warned?
HotLap
08/01/20 11:42:54 AM
#3
Thanks. Now to get warned.

@Crono99 warn me, you big dork.

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TopicCan someone make a "HotLap is WARNED" topic next time I get warned?
HotLap
08/01/20 11:36:55 AM
#1
But if you say yes and I come back and find out you didnt do it, boy am I gonna be peeved.

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Topicneep nep
HotLap
07/30/20 8:18:30 PM
#2
noop nop

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Topicbeep bep
HotLap
07/30/20 7:59:52 PM
#21
boop bop

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TopicWoman: I hate slow sex. mf if you dont knock the mario coins out this pussy
HotLap
07/30/20 7:36:36 PM
#44
FortuneCookie posted...
Ya!
Wa!!
Wahoooooo~!!!

https://m.twitch.tv/northernlion/clip/ImpossibleEnergeticWatercressMcaT

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Topicrecommend chill music
HotLap
07/30/20 7:02:11 PM
#23
https://youtu.be/GvklD6uqE88

I came in this topic to post the exact Tycho song that was posted earlier, so I had to pivot.

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TopicIf you're a liberal, thank a conservative.
HotLap
07/29/20 6:30:37 PM
#7
First video I saw from these people was essentially about how women should stay home and raise kids while the husbands worked. Fuck Prager U.

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TopicCop with a nice ASS!!!
HotLap
07/28/20 8:58:59 PM
#9
Is that dude standing in poop

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TopicWell baseball is already over
HotLap
07/27/20 10:31:22 AM
#29


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TopicPoop is my #1 export
HotLap
07/26/20 10:42:04 AM
#7
Im exporting right now.

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TopicLol I found a bunch of old drawings I made of 2007-2011 era CE
HotLap
07/25/20 1:59:19 PM
#22
Herodopus posted...
https://i.ibb.co/MMVQtBg/assaultedmuffin.png

My identity... its been compromised. Im honestly very curious what picture I provided you if this was the result lol. What was your username back then TC?

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TopicWe View the Trainwreck that is Mr. Boop, staring Betty, Alec and Sonic
HotLap
07/20/20 7:24:08 PM
#56
Im hoping for a Garfield cameo before the end of this.

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TopicWe View the Trainwreck that is Mr. Boop, staring Betty, Alec and Sonic
HotLap
07/20/20 3:14:30 PM
#45


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TopicDo I order Thai food or shawarma for lunch?
HotLap
07/20/20 2:38:54 PM
#12


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TopicDo I order Thai food or shawarma for lunch?
HotLap
07/20/20 2:15:05 PM
#11
Giant_Aspirin posted...
why not shawarma with a thai iced coffee?

Gosh dang delivery minimums at the Thai restaurant.

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TopicDo I order Thai food or shawarma for lunch?
HotLap
07/20/20 1:55:35 PM
#8
Austin_Era_II posted...
Shawarma and crab juice.

I dont know enough about shawarma to know if I should be offended by this pairing.

eston posted...
I miss Thai food so much

Never had shawarma, and our only place that served it already shut down

Oof thats rough, man. Im moving further from the city at the end of the month and Im scared about losing my delivery options. Next time you can you gotta try shawarma though.

Jagr_68 posted...
Shawarma for lunch
Thai for dinner

The thought was already in my head please dont encourage it.

Parappa09 posted...
shawarma with extra garlic sauce

If you order shawarma and dont get extra garlic sauce you might as well ask the delivery man to put it right in your garbage can.

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TopicDo I order Thai food or shawarma for lunch?
HotLap
07/20/20 1:42:32 PM
#1
Truth be told I think I want shawarma more but I also really want one of those Thai iced coffees.

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TopicWe View the Trainwreck that is Mr. Boop, staring Betty, Alec and Sonic
HotLap
07/19/20 5:30:36 PM
#13
dolomedes posted...
http://mrboop.net/comics/MrBoop_010.png

lmao what

eta:
http://mrboop.net/comics/MrBoop_039.png

lmao this is amazing
i was so skeptical

Welcome to the troop.

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