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I didn't go to bed until 8AM. My body is a useless broken husk.
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You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave.

Atlanta
Silicon Valley
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Let me die doing what I loved.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Why cancelled?

They apparently didn't have a truck available. Which begs the question, why did they let us make the reservation last week in the first place?

We got 6.5 more hours of this truck, I imagine when it's all said and done it'll be around 4 AM.
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They gave us a truck until 7AM so now I gotta load up everything and move in the middle of the night loooool
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You gotta fuck a man.
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Probably about 10ish hours from Boston to Baltimore.
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I think ISIS is just misunderstood and my mouth is not my loosest sphincter.
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nicklebro posted...

I feel threatened.

( )
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Men squirt from their butts. Everybody knows that.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

What's that cream stuff all over the duck

That's duck sauce.
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Ammonitida posted...

MelzezDoor posted...

TheCEmanCometh posted...

...this is porn? It's like they do everything possible to not be porn. Jfc

Who could even get-off to such a "scene"? So gross.

Haha yeah so gross. I'm gonna look it up right now so I know which sites to avoid in the future. Haha glad we're all on the same page haha
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Brooklyn Nine Nine
BoJack Horseman
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This topic was not well thought out. You failed to mention how wonderful it is to have Mark Cuban on my television. You did not think of how heartwarming Lori can be.

For those reasons, I am out.
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Community
Scrubs
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Atlanta
Silicon Valley
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Paint a face around it using your bhole as the mouth. When you drop your pants, play a hip hop track on your phone and starting clapping your cheeks so it looks like your bhole is spitting hot fire.
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EliteLevel posted...

I dont want to potentially ruin their marriage. But I dont want to lose a friend either.

"Fuck my wife or this friendship is over."
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Honestly all of those are better than what I had last year. I also had Kareem Hunt and after he went off against the Pats in Week 1 I changed my name to "Kareem in my Pants". I knew it was a shitty name, but it was whatever.

But here's the thing, I won last year. Now my terrible team name is immortalized on our trophy forever.
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I'm gonna steal Draft vs Host and I'm gonna pretend like I came up with it myself
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King of the Hill
NewsRadio

Endangered:
The Addams Family
The Looney Tunes Show
Two And A Half Men
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Atlanta
Silicon Valley
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eston posted...

What did that place smell like

(men only)
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Curb Your Enthusiasm
Futurama
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Parks and Recreation
Scrubs
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Once when my friends were over my dad just ate a bunch of fucking sand in front of them and then tried to turn the sand into pearls but ended up just shitting on the floor in front of everyone.
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Atlanta
Silicon Valley
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PERFORMANCE

itt
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Good god did Ali and Charlie draft drunk?
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Love the Allen Hurns pick. If he can stay healthy I think he's going to be a lot better than people expect.
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Arrested Development
Episodes
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Ruvan22 posted...

HotLap posted...

Safety bump

You can bump if you want, you can bump all through the night, but if your friends don't bump, then they aren't friends of mine.

Fun fact: I went on a road trip with a friend and made a playlist with 100 songs on it and made 50 of the songs Safety Dance to fuck with him.

Less fun fact: I'm moving this weekend so most of this week will be spent packing when I'm not at work. I'll try to update as soon as I can.
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Parks and Recreation
Scrubs
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Atlanta
Silicon Valley
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Atlanta
Scrubs
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Atlanta
Silicon Valley
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Parappa09 posted...

iroh is great. that scene when he's reunited with zuko :'(

Now that's the best Zuko/Iroh scene. :')
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What's it about?
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Atlanta
Silicon Valley
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They were more punk-ish in their earlier albums but now they just sound like they're trying to be Bruce Springsteen.
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Haha yeah! SLAMMING!
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Safety bump
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Scrubs
The Good Place
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You keeping it tight?
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Atlanta
Silicon Valley
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Arrested Development
Frisky Dingo
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Altanta
Silicon Valley
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About once a week it'll just not connect and say the server is unavailable.
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Arrested Development
The Good Place
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