Lurker > Heartomaton

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Sure, if you ignore the whole "it's disgusting" thing.

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The one she's comfortable in.

...Kat Dennings.

My love life.

Da-dum-tssh.

My head and eyes say cheese.

My suspicions say something weird like grilled pineapple.

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His name is really Bentham, but they call him Bon.

Mr. 2 Bon Clay.

I mean, I certainly wouldn't approve of her trying to make other guys look bad, but if that's what she really wants, I suppose I can look the other way.

He unpoops.

I had no idea the the final joke was a penis joke.

I have.

Smackems posted...

I don't have a to go box

I'm always prepared to collect and transport blood.

I have my reasons.

I mean I could take some with me when I go, if you'd like.

I've only seen it done once.

I layed down a vicious beating on some beaver once.

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Are they sure it isn't rural Republicans fault that Democrats hate them?

Smackems posted...

Why don't you punish me ddy ;)

You want the ultimate punishment?

Ha.

Last time he got a slap on the wrists, he went on a bit of a simultaneous superiority complex/victim complex meltdown on the sex board.

The fallout from this will be awesome, if I get to see it. He does have me blocked, after all.

Pepys Monster posted...

I spend hours per day just trying to come up with something. But I never think of anything good. It feels so hopeless.

Maybe depressionFAQs posting all the time being a part of the plan is a detrimental factor.

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CaptainStrong posted...

See you in 2 days.

A very generous prediction.

Superhero shit > Smackems shit

Weeb shit = superhero shit

Spidey5 posted...

I did not have trouble with the trolley

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I'll add it to the list of shit you don't understand.

I mean, if I can make it to the end without dying of old age.

Umbreon posted...

Also the Samus cameo.

And Link. I think I remember some StarFox Arwings showing up as toys, too.

0x4B616E6A6F posted...

I hated this level

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Ahem. Gentlemen, I present the GOAT.

https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Desert_Bus

Also available in VR via Steam.

Anyone remember how vicious the debate about whether it was Super Shadow or Hyper Shadow at the end of SA2 could get? :O

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Seems more ageist than sexist to me. Maybe both in equal measure?

ChocoboMog123 posted...

Secrets like:
* Die to the Shy Guy training in Booster Pass, repeatedly
* Go behind Knife Guy to trigger a secret mini-game, win many times to get the Bright Card, then find the specific golden chomp and jump 3 times over it to find Grate Guy's Casino, then play the secret mini-game in there and win 100 times to win the Star Egg
* Equip the B'tub ring to Toadstool and use the Mystery Egg, an otherwise useless item with high sale value, 10 times with only Toadstool to get the Lamb's Lure. Then use that 48 times to get Sheep Attack.
* Lazy Shell questline
* Beetle Mania minigame
* Hidden chests
* Culex
* Marymore servant
* Fireworks ending
* And then all the little minigames that are presented to you throughout the game.

Don't forget Toadstool's sex toy. :o

The Sonic franchise does many things, some well, some poorly.

The Sonic franchise does not do logical consistency.

He had cameos in both GotG movies, as well as Endgame.

SydneySweenHero posted...

I still have the cart, the downloaded version on my Wii, the downloaded version on my Wii U >_>, and the SNES classic.

So you admit that the topic title is disingenuous?

I also have it a couple of other places.... I just love this game so much. Best game of all time. Fite me IRL if you disagree

Well I mean, I would, because it's definitely not. But we live nowhere near each other.

Plus I'd feel kinda bad after beating the ass of both the Tittymeister and a healthcare worker.

I have a cartridge. It has a fucked up label, but you can still clearly see what game it is, and said fucked up-ness got me a $10 discount when I bought it.

I first learned about this when I read about it being the inspiration for the fungus in The Last of Us. It's certainly creepy.

AltyMcAltface posted...

https://i.imgur.com/84qpwYx.png
lmfaoooooooo

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Dakimakura posted...

So it is just a coincidence that two users are constantly making up fake stories and obsessing over Olivia Rodrigo, Sydney Sweeney, and Taylor Swift?

Uh... neither of those are Vegy's gimmicks. Vegy just posts pictures of random sexy women, with the only specific one I can think of being that Valtrub lady, or whatever her name was. Oh, and typing a certain way.

No_U's the one who focuses on those specific women, and only posts here to pretend to be a creepy scumbag.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

You probably do as I am not on dating apps or looking anymore as I am in a happy relationship and have been for a few years now.

And you're still acting like some sort of knowledgeable source on the current state of things there because...?

When I was on these sites and apps it was a horrible shit show with women my age in their 30s, only when I went for women who were in their 20s did I find good women.

And again, you're letting the individuals you've randomly seen and interacted with inform your opinions on an entire huge demographic, which is really stupid no matter how you look at it.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

If that is all incel shit then why in the world are women in their 30s complaining they cant find a man ??

Look at some dating profiles or go on a few dates and meet some of these women.

I never believed any of this shit until I encountered it myself.

Can almost guarantee you I spend more time on those apps than you do, and I still say you're talking out of your ass.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Heres a few of the demands the 30 and up wanted that I dated:
-speak multiple languages
-6 figure income
-6 feet tall or have money
-must be well traveled
-expected to always pick up the tab
-must be college educated
-willing to become a vegan or vegetarian

Still just describing random superficial and shallow individuals, not defining an entire age group.

IndorilGawain posted...

Believing that he has any personal experiences was your first mistake

Definitely is becoming more and more clear.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Dont take my word for it, do some research and try dating a woman in her 30s. I actually did try and date women in their 30s before I met my long time girlfriend and it was a fucking joke on what they wanted.

Your personal experiences with a limited number of individuals do not mean that every woman or even most women are like that. It's still just a generalization.

You know what they say about what you do when you assume, Riku.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

If she is willing to bang you while pregnant then its clear she is probably an STD factory waiting to happen.

Most women are not banging random men while pregnant or banging someone other then the babys father.

This is a take.

It's real fuckin' dumb.

But it's still a take.

Stallion_Prime posted...

Early.

Okay. You're in no danger of this, then.
Bestoffuture posted...

It might grab yo dick

...How pregnant we talkin'?

Aaaaaaaayyyyy lmfao

https://youtu.be/ZXRb6nPcx10