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WankyKong posted...

Is it true that you can eat anything that has nipples?

You can't eat a bag of trail mix that contains only rocks and nipples.

LuccaAshetear posted...

People get married to fictional characters all the time. The fact that you haven't speaks to your lack of ambition.

Stop being a do-nothing shitposter and go, live your dream. If I dont see a Kotaku article about somebody marrying Fox McCloud next week you are dead to me

The world isn't ready to accept our love. I won't invite public scrutiny until such time as I can be sure that our beautiful future together will be happy and free.

CalosiaTana posted...

But do you have the power of friendship?

I don't need friendship, I have video games.

DespondentDeity posted...

What is your cause?

Getting married to Fox McCloud.

I have plot armor, a righteous cause, and unfathomable stringth. Beware.

Well, this is a pleasant surprise.

It's impossible to prevent screen peeking without a physical partition or playing one of the rare games that use 3D glasses to allow different players to see a different image. So to prevent frustration, players should expect to be able to screen peek.

But their glizzies are legit.

Heartomaton posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/9/AAcI8BAADnCZ.jpg

Thanks, I was thirsty.

WilliamPorygon posted...

...and then, you ruin it by calling him "Jeremy."

That would be awkward, for sure.

A_Good_Boy posted...

Like becoming a furry instead of what you were before. At least animal people that talk can give consent.

Not according to the GameFAQs moderators, which is why I kept the temperature down to "hand-holding".

Mistere_Man posted...

I havent seen you in a long time!

Welcome back if you have been away.

I've been gone a long time. But I've done some soul searching, and I've found new purpose.

GameFAQs moderators

We could play the games, ride bumper cars, and share cotton candy. When night falls, the lights and distant sounds will create a magical atmosphere. Maybe we'd get away from it all, find a quiet hill overlooking everything, and just sit there on the grass holding hands. I want to feel that moment, and know that my future with Fox McCloud is safe. Our mutual love must be allowed to shine.

I'll give them a fiver if I have one. No one deserves to live on the street. I wish I could pay more taxes so that everyone on the street would be in an apartment instead.

Kiwi Farms will continue to exist in some form for as long as Null is able to keep it alive. The most damaging thing that could realistically happen to the site is that its size and visibility is reduced. There is no chance that the owner will see jail time unless laws are changed; the US offers no protections to its citizens against doxxing, and you have a First Amendment right to disparage minorities in general with the most hateful and vile things imaginable.

Pressuring Cloudflare to drop the site not likely to do much, as this has been tried unsuccessfully in the past. Null also recognizes the importance of hardening the site against failures of the services it depends on. The only thing that will truly stop the site is making it illegal in the United States.

The false flag swatting of MTG was a measure more likely to produce results by pissing off a member of Congress, but it's clearly illegal and could backfire. The peaceful way to resolve this is to rewrite laws such that the site is made illegal, and this is clearly the most significant threat in Null's mind. Null says that he is a "free speech absolutist", and if you truly want him to suffer, you have no real option but to weaken freedom of speech in the United States.

I say "no real option" because it's not like he hasn't been harassed or swatted or shamed before. The guy has gone so far as to move to another country so that his living expenses would be low enough that more money would be going to the site. Null has clearly devoted his entire life to maintaining Kiwi Farms and clapping back at the haters. Action against him is futile unless decisive; kill the site for good or ignore it.

My condolences. It's a terrible thing to have to go through.

I usually only carry around $150 in straight-up USD, but if you include gold bullion, I carry about $10,000 with me at all times.

monkeykid453 posted...

Favorite dog breed?

Border Collie, my fursona.

JTilly posted...

You made a yt video featuring one of my topics, and you have a mean duck hunt

Thanks. It took a lot of practice for me to be able to press B like that.

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Whoa it's thermite! And on my birthday no less!

It's everything you could have wanted, isn't it?

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Citation needed - oh wait, GameFAQs fucking burned down my museum. Oh well.

nfearurspecimn posted...

did it affect your youtube channel?

No, I just stopped making videos. I'm not whether I'll ever have something worthwhile to say again in a video.

Bad_Mojo posted...

What's this about?

The bio section of GameFAQs user profiles has been removed. I put a lot of effort in to mine.

nfearurspecimn posted...

remember me? it's catboy

I remember a catboy.

Heartomaton posted...

Don't recognize the username, but hey, that's what tags are for.

Bizarre naming is a holdover from when I'd get banned all the time. I had to learn the art of playing coy about my identity. GameFAQs is a weird site, thinking back.

SuperShake666 posted...

Imagine feeling pride to be a dog abuser.

Animal abuse is illegal and immoral. I'll speak no further on this subject.

WilliamPorygon posted...

Oh, you're still alive.

Sorry I've been absent.

It's a dog whistle; it perks my ears up. I am brought to a state of intense psychological arousal at the mention of some nebulous "politics". My mouth waters, and I begin to crave the flesh of the opinionated. I would engage in a sort of "communion in vivo", summarily cannibalizing he who spake the gamered words. Your ignorance is my nutrition, and my body can use it better than your own.

I had some good shit in my bio - some of my greatest hits. Now it will all fade as my memory does. I will never trust a new GameFAQs feature again.

I'm still alive.