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Stop objectifying topics.

$5 Deino
$4 Charmander
$2 Togepi
$1 Rockruff
$1 Eevee
$1 Feebas
$1 Large Diet Coke

Don't even have to evolve most of them cuz they're already cute.

Don't objectify glue please.

Meganium cuz it has a big purty flower. Shame the grass line gets bodied by all of Johto.

Also am I the only one who likes Croconaw the best out of the water line? I like the rascally face and cavemanish pattern. Feraligatr has a weird, stiff shape that doesn't click with me. Totodile is very cute with a good shape too, though.

Revelation34 posted...

Your dad is proud of you and keeps sending you money.

Earthbound

Yasss, Fandomian qween! Obliterate the horny degenerates of this planet! Create for us a puritanical utopia!

PowerOats posted...

Donald is still the strongest, but he's not the only one to use Zeta Flare anymore

There's a weaker mage that uses Zeta Flare now?

DarthDemented posted...

Frame rate stand point? I never ran into a frame rate issue at all. Handheld or docked, frame rate was super consistent.

BotW had a tendency to slow way the fuck down when you killed a moblin. I think it got at least a little better in the Switch version after a patch. I only noticed TotK slowing down when doing really wacky shit with Zonai devices or when traveling long distances on really fast vehicles.

I liked the plot a lot less than BotW's, but the game was really fun and didn't feel worse to me for having played BotW first. I liked touring the same Hyrule again and seeing how everything changed and moved around. And the sidequests were more interesting (not counting shrines).

Quick, someone else make a round 15 topic. Seize the means of polling from this tyrant withholding pokeypolls from CE!

Nah, get your rest, brah. You're doing great. Also, to all Dragonite fans, feel free to come in and vote already.

Dragonite, babey. I know people hate that Dragonair turns into dragon Barney, but I still think it's cool and also cute.

This is a wild round between gen 1's legends and dragons, but I could see Snorlax taking it, too.

A teenage boy gets abandoned by his parents in two different universes cuz they each refuse to just live in the now.

sabin017 posted...

Okami

Yeah boi.

One dog's quest to become the greatest painter of all time.

Are there birds around? I hear the latest models also serve as towers to help the government keep tabs on you in more remote environments.

MartavisBryant posted...

My all-time favorite Pokemon design (Flareon) is getting rekt :(

I preemptively feel your pain. P sure all of my favorite dudes are up against really popular pokeymans. ._.

Vaporeon, but Omanyte and Omastar are both cool. And praise helix and all that.

ellis123 posted...

Good lord.

When your *advertisement* for the game has unbearable lag you are in for a spicy meatball of a game.

XD You're right. Maybe they'll polish it up by the time it releases (they won't).

https://youtu.be/Em6-SjjaYQE?feature=shared
Possibly?

Agreed. It makes sense that homophobia is a major part of gay movies, but it is a downer. Sometimes you just want a sweet, funny story. It's obviously a plot point in RWRB, but most of the movie is still lighthearted enough.

Well did anyone get it right?

Nintendo 69. Think about it.

Nintendo 64
Nintendo 65 (GameCube)
Nintendo 66 (Wii)
Nintendo 67 (Wii U)
Nintendo 68 (Switch)
Nintendo 69

It's the only logical choice.

What cute little guys! Just wanna kiss their big ol' nosies and pet their little heads.

Aww I'm glad Magikarp got a couple more votes. There was never any chance it'd beat Gyarados or Scyther, but at least it got a little love.

HentaiMan posted...

But does switch and xbox allow the same? idk

Idk anything about Xbox, but Switch doesn't let you send screenshots, videos, or even messages to friends. And yet it's still less frustrating than ps4's system, cuz at least it doesn't act like you can share content directly and then make you jump through hoops to view it.

I am indeed on PS4. Good to know they implemented that basic ass feature into PS5.

_KGC_ posted...

The real final form is making an umbrella that can shoot bullets and with the canopy acting as a bullet proof shield. Umbrella first, weapon secondary

This statement is essentially canon in Splatoon.

yusiko posted...

nope but some copies of the book have a special bonus chapter from henrys POV ten years later
you can mind some of that for sequel ideas. especially the idea that alex and henry both got engagement rings around the same time so both planned to propose

Ah hell yeah. Love a good simultaneous proposal.

_____Cait posted...

Wanna play hard mode? Ok but you cant use it until youve finished the game.

Worse still: the same applies to EASY mode. Having trouble beating the game, kiddo? Don't worry, just beat the game and you'll unlock easy mode!

Yooo for real for real? What is it even gonna be about? Does the book have sequels?

There are a couple good ones here, but I gotta go Magikarp. So derpy and silly. Also perhaps the most relatable pokeyman. But of course Gyarados is gonna run--I mean swim--I mean fly away with this one.

Farting comes from the opposite end and is therefore the opposite of speech. So technically the first amendment prohibits farting.

Topic title suggests I ever saw it to begin with.

Smashingpmkns posted...

Yeah that was a really dumb requirement. Also dumb how you can't see how many likes you get >.>

Yeah, that is silly. I get that they don't wanna turn Splatnet into some kind of toxic clout hunt, but having some way of knowing that someone thought your post was funny would be nice.

MC_BatCommander posted...

I wish just transferring to a phone was fast and easy, why modern consoles make it a pain is beyond me. The PS5 requires an app and even then it's only "recent" captures. The Switch's method is weird and doesn't always work properly

I hate that you can't send videos to friends on ps. Occasionally my friend will send me a clip of something and I'll just get a notification to view it in the PlayStation app that I don't have and don't care enough to download. I'm SURE they coulda just let us view them on the console.

The Switch Send to Smartphone function isn't so bad, but my phone hates connecting to the Switch's temporary network since it doesn't have internet access. My last phone was fine, but this one is a pain in the ass about it.

Finally you'll be able to make posts in Splat 3 without linking a social media account. It was so dumb that they ever required that. But it sounds like they're just disabling posting entirely in Splat 2? That sucks for anyone still memeing there.

Poor dude probably doesn't have any toe left to lose at this point.

andri_g posted...

Spinning a stick, as long as there wasn't something wrong with the stick lever mechanism before you started, is like "stretching the muscles" of the controller pieces that re-center the sticks. Stick *clicks* however gradually eat into the controller piece that forces the stick back to center.

[ Doing L3 and R3 clicks in Borderlands 2 destroyed one of my favorite controllers. ] -_-

I don't trust the spins, I tell ya. But also honestly clicking in sticks usually sucks even when it doesn't break the controller. You hafta press it in just right to avoid also pushing it and moving in a direction you don't want to. And it also feels like it's gonna break the controller.

Saw the other folks drawing their way through the Pokedex and thought I'd try some. Absol is one of my favorites but I'd never drawn it, so I gave it a shot.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8370c062.jpg
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The first two were last night and the third tonight. Idk if I forgot how to draw or if I'm not feeling up to trying or if I'm just not used to drawing quadrupeds, but I had a hard time. I was gonna try mega 'sol tonight, but wasn't feeling it at all and gave up and just made another normal one.

The introduction of breeding in gen 2 really threw a wrench into Cubone and Kangaskhan's lore. They could really stand to have some unique breeding mechanics or even just a retcon for the origin of Cubones' skulls.

IronChef_Kirby posted...

Spoderman did that too, and I'm glad. Button mashing is a pain in the ass.

My mom - who typically only plays cozy games - was actually able to get to the end of Kirby and the Forgotten World, but for the life of her couldn't beat the final boss because they just had to include a button mashing section. Sad.

What gets me about the stick spinning parts in Kirby is the fear that it'll fuck up the joycons. I've sent in all of my joycons for stick drift already and two have developed it again, then they want me to spin the stick around wildly for no reason? Get outta here with that.

Correct. It was a bizarre system.

I managed under ten minutes one time in middle school or high school and then immediately threw up. I don't run.

Ads would be random encounters and later bosses would summon several in at once. The final boss summons swarms of ads each turn and even the best blocker in the game only defends against so many of them.

Nintendo Lever

CjayC is the first major boss. SBAllen is the act 1 final boss and once he's defeated he joins the heroes as an NPC. Not as a party member, but he does occasionally appear in important boss fights to deal major damage and buff your party members.

Trumble posted...

Man Fan, but then it turns out the true villain and final boss was Blackmanass all along.

DToast is the villain of the entire series, not just CE.

Man fan is an equippable weapon and BMA is a summon.

Just make it a clothing optional laundromat. You can pop in all your clothes at once for peak efficiency.