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darkprince45 posted...

Classless thug tc

Tolerant left

Once again,

It's OK when we do bad shit but it's not OK when you do it™

Stay classy hypocrite republicans.
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MysteryMan923 posted...

Wishing mass suicide? Really? Marked for offensive.

But I thought only liberals got offended, cause were all a bunch of whiny sjw snowflakes, right?
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Offworlder1 posted...

ITT: wishing suicide on people, reall classy topic creator.

The Republican motto

It's OK when we do bad shit but it's not OK when you guys do it™
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Scream? Cry? Say the election was rigged? Mass suicide?!

I'm hoping for all of the above.
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Username doesn't check out
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legendarylemur posted...

DigitalCamera posted...

Nope

yes

yes
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Shit
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--kresnik-- posted...

To think that a couple decades ago, a man could live in a two story house by working at a shoe store. Now you're lucky to pay rent and not even own a home.

Yeah, a 2 story house and supporting a lazy wife and two lazy adult children
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Winning the election was like scoring 4 touchdowns in one game. It was his one and only big accomplishment (as president) so he feels the need to bring it up constantly. Sad!
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What if we just took Texas and PUSHED IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?
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Is it in yet
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Does ur mom kno ur gay
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Try it
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It makes me picture an old couple sitting at a table and the woman asking "why don't we ever make love anymore" and the old man grunting and going back to reading the newspaper.
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q
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Send her a dick pic with your face clearly visible.
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If by stuff you mean sit on the couch look at the Internet and do nothing then yes I have stuff to do tomorrow
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Do we really want young kids on this site though?

I mean it was fine in the early to mid '00s when we were kids ourselves, but do we really want to have a large new user base of kids on this site now?
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Thin skinned crybabies would leave the site when they realized they can't run crying to the mods every time they get their delicate feelies hurt when someone calls them a mean name.
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A pilot u racist
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Thanks Obama.
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K181 posted...

Open scene;

A customer carrying a massive bucket enters a McDonald's from stage left. He's generic as can be, slightly overweight. The type of guy that probably believes in friend zones. It's midday, as he is unemployed. He saunters up to the counter with a smirk on his face. He nods a greeting to the cashier.

Customer: One small fries, please.
Employee: Sure thing, sir. May I interest you in...
Customer: No, just the fries please.
Employee: Yes, sir. That'll be $1.39.
Customer: Here's $1.50. Keep the change. I only tip 8%.
Employee: ooookaaaaay? Here are your fries, sir.
Customer: Thank you.

The customer then proceeds to dump the fries into his large bucket and then hands the empty fries container back to the employee.

Customer: Free refill, please.
Employee: uh... well... okay, sure. Here you go, sir.

The customer dumps the fries in his large bucket and he hands the empty container back to the employee.

Customer: Another free refill, please.

The employee's eyes dart around the McDonald's.

Employee: Sir, I don't...

The customer leans in, almost whispering with the force of a man used to getting his way and always outsmarting other people online.

Customer: Free. Refill. Please.

The employee shakes uncontrollably as he repeatedly takes the empty fry container, fills it up, hands it back to the customer, only for him to dump them into his bucket and hand them right back for more. This continues for minutes on end. After a few dozen repetitions, the employee begins practically seizing.

Employee: Enough! How can you possibly want so many fries? Where are you going to take all of these?

The customer smirks.

Customer: To CE.

End scene

Meh, I've only ever asked once per visit.
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Darklit_Minuet posted...

Eww no

I'd never have sex with someone more than two years older than me, that's fucking disgusting

High standards is why you're still a virgin
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I'm 24 and once had sex with a 35 year old so I don't see why not
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80/80

I've done this dozens of times and never got told no
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I also did so while running with scissors.

and I'm not blind nor did I stab myself

#hardAF
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I only figuratively pay
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His account is closed.
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobutu_Sese_Seko

maybe him

He ain't got shit on donnyboy
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Vote
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Offer her some weed
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Robin was a stupid bitch and I've always hated her.
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ChromaticAngel posted...

Genocet_10-325 posted...

Many of them even lost their jobs over it. It'll be funny to see them beg the big government they hate so much for unemployment benefits now

I'm not sure why you think this is somehow going to anger them. The most conservative heavy states already receive the most in free government entitlements. They'll happily go stand in the unemployment line while campaigning that welfare shouldn't exist at the same time. Their entire life is like walking deflection.

That's why part of me wanted the obamacare repeal to pass. Maybe having something taken away from them would have been a wake up call.
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Many of them even lost their jobs over it. It'll be funny to see them beg the big government they hate so much for unemployment benefits now
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DUMBLEDORE


Caps
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Would that make them sacrilegious?
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There's bacteria in and on literally everything.
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Offworlder1 posted...

An F for epic fail.

That would be an EF. Abbreviation fail
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Offworlder1 posted...

Not even original, poor show topic creator, you get an F.

An F for fantastic? :D?
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Returning_CEmen posted...

Katy Perry's boobs would

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and my mom got scared and said you're moving in with your auntie and your uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror, if anything I can say that this cab was rare but I thought man forget it. Go home to bel air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later', looked up to my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.
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Was expecting a picture of 3 donkeys
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I'm a far left socialist and NK is the farthest thing from a perfect socialist system. They're a totalitarian communist dictatorship.
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Who the hell enjoys working under pressure?

I could understand needing to TOLERATE working under pressure, but enjoying?
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glitteringfairy posted...

The interesting thing about north Korea is the Kim's are living gods. One of them dying without a Kim successor would cause a massive crisis in the entire country. It would be quite interesting to see what they would do if Un were to die

I read an article written by a NK defector. The vast majority of people in NK know the propaganda is full of shit, but won't dare say so in public because if you do you and your immediate family all get life in prison.
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Beast of burden
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BilalPowell posted...

Genocet_10-325 posted...

BilalPowell posted...

Still don't know what the 2003-11 Iraq War is being called.

"The War in Iraq" .

But that was the Gulf War

Who refers to the Gulf War as anything but the Gulf War?
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BilalPowell posted...

Still don't know what the 2003-11 Iraq War is being called.

"The War in Iraq" .
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