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Lokarin posted...

Dunsparce evolves into Dudunsparce

Dunsparce finally gets an evolution and it's something that looks almost exactly the same.

Looked up the starter evos. Grass cat looks stupid, fire one is ok, water one is too hard to see to decide.

CarefreeDude posted...

Are you guys looking at all the leaks coming out? Finally have images of all three starter final evolutions.

Just tell me... Does the grass cat stay on 4 legs?

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But you didn't say "Blizzard published Immortal" you said
adjl posted...

They also made Diablo Immortal.

Publishing isn't making. You are wrong. But we all know you are literally incapable of ever admitting it.

Kyuubi4269 posted...

The cosmetics are how they fund continuous updates. You may as well say "I have to play for 8 hours to warm up my pizza rolls on my PC, this is a scam!", because that simply isn't how they're meant to work. You can do it, but you'd be fucking stupid to try. It's enough for broke people like you to get your favourite skin by putting in a meaningful amount of hours, they're not meant to be treated like achievements or collectibles.

lmao, imagine simping for Activision Blizzard.

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It's art.

Because it's totally ToS friendly.

Adam_Savage posted...

this is porn

No, this is enlightenment.

kin.

"My precious", he gasped, clutching the ring in his left hand while he fondled himself with his right. "My preciousss. Feelsss so good!"
Slowly jerking himself to full hardness, Gollum let his weight sack back against the rock and gave himself away to the feeling of his fingers brushing over the hard length of his cock, finger tips catching in the folds of his crinkled skin.
A soft mewling sound escaped him when he leaned forwards and brushed over his balls.
They were drawn up a little since the cave was cold but Gollum didn't mind, the touch still felt good.
He rarely indulged himself like this.
"My precioussss tell me what to do!" Gollum's movement grew a little more frantic when the ring in his hand warmed up and he considered putting it on his finger when a deep feeling of wrong seeped into him; originating from the golden piece of jewellry in his hand.
"What does it want me to do then?", he asked, voice quivering.
He went back to stroking himself fast and hard.
He barely remembered how he had liked to touch himself when he had been a Hobbit.
Maybe he had enjoyed sex, maybe he had enjoyed teasingly slow touches.
Now it was just about getting this over with; getting the crawly feeling of unease out of him.
"It has to tell me what to do!", Gollum whined when the ring continued to emitt a stron 'wrong'.
Gollum almost put it down on the rocky ground, but when the ring passed by his cock the seeping feeling switched.
A shower went over Gollum's back.
"My precious!" His moans and hisses reverberated from in the cave and the sound waves almost felt like carresses on his swollen dick.
He pressed the cool ring against it, flatly stroking it over the underside.
The ring seemed to enjoy that and Gollum's hips unvoluntarily snapped forward.
"Please, my precious!"
Rubbing the ring in increasing intensity over his cock, Gollum felt like he needed something more.
He was craving it, craving the closeness of the ring like never before.
The need to be one with it was overwhelming and when he palmed his throbbing erection between his hands and the ring, a sudden thought shot from the ring to his mind like a spark of pure electricity.
Gollum didn't hesitate, he slipped the ring over his cock.
He didn't worry for a second about the size of either of it, knowing it would fit around his dick like a glove.
And fit it did.
The slide down over his erection was delicious and Gollum's gasps grew more frantic.
He slid the ring further onto his cock, using his other hand to cup his balls again, applying this side of too much pressure.
"My precious", he whined, the heady mix of feelings almost too much for his lithe body.
The ring tightened in response and Gollum cried out.
He jerked himself even harder, feeling the completion just out of reach.
"My precious, stop, please!"
In the next second, a dry orgasm made him writhe.
He must have screamed because his throat was starting to hurt, his limbs exhausted and the muscles in his abdomen tensed up so much it hurt.
"My precious", Gollum whispered again, pleadingly.
The stimulation was too much and he let his hands fall to his sides, sitting down on his cloth.
But his erection was still standing proudly between his legs, the golden ring snugly around the base of his cock.
Gollum carefully tried to take it off but it wouldn't go.
It wouldn't even budge and the sparks that shot through his body every time he touched the metal turned from prickling electricity to the smoldering touches of molten iron on his skin.
"Precious, it hurts! It hurts!"
Gollum let his head fall back, silently begging for release.
His cock had turned a deep shade of purple and Gollum could feel his heart beat throbbing in it.
Without warning, the ring suddenly released him.
It sprang off his cock and rolled on the rock next to him, balancing on its edge for a moment before it fell over and rested there calmly and innocently.
Gollum didn't pay it no mind though, because in the second the pressure was gone his blood shot back into his body with the feeling of needles getting rammed into his cock.
He cried out and patted himself down, trying to soothe the feeling but he only got rewarded with a few spurts of greyish come that trickled over his fingers without any pressure behind it.
It felt raw and made him shudder in disgust, any remaining chase for the heady feeling of a fulfilling orgasmn draining out of him.
Whimpering, Gollum curled into himself, his legs drawn up under his chin and closed his eyes.
He couldn't bear to look at the ring for another second and since it was resting in front of him it blocked his escape way.
Gollum fell asleep when the pain in his now soft dick slowly grew into a dull background feeling.

"Everyone other than me is racist and also Hitler was right"

-Every Zeus post

Searching for the legendary whatsits for the achievements. Also, found and beat Dragonlord Pussidax. He was pretty easy.

Why can dragons reproduce with anything?

Switched to a RoB build and Malenia was pretty easy.

Beat Mohg and then I beat Mohg. It's just Malenia and Radagon/Elden Beast left.

And both fights suck.

More like Sir Gideon Ofnir, the all-jobbing, am I right?

I wish banana Runts weren't literal fucking rocks.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1985690/The_Looker/

JixHedgehog posted...

A vote?

So they'll come out and tell us something big may or may not happen and they want people to vote on it?

If the majority of people vote yes, they launch all the nukes.

It's Dragonball but smarter.

Tutoria posted...

no, no, yes

This. The first two have human level intelligence and the minotaur is an animal, intelligence-wise.

Killed Malekith, died to Malenia.

Beat foreskin duo, liking Crumbling Princess Azula a lot more than those shitty snow areas.

Adam_Savage posted...

which one

I specified which one.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

including at least one big one that you just might actually like

I see they're a bit optimistic.

Nade Duck posted...

i hate everything about this.

I immediately thought of you when I read they were getting rid of spaces. RIP the space in your username.

Mohg, Lord of Blood is really cool and really tough.

It's Mead.

Yeah, last few areas of Elden Ring seem like they're built with casting (or bow) in mind.

For those that did Diallos' quest, did you lie and tell him that he protected the jars? I did, I felt bad for him.

captpackrat posted...

You know, I've always wondered if "chopping that meat" was a euphemism for sex.

Ever since Peter flew into town
He's been havin' a ball
Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around
Single women, married women, old maids and all

There's an old woman, who's ninety-two
Lives down the street
She said, one thing more I wanna do
Is find ole Pete and let him chop my meat

Women pay his bail, so 100% it's about sex.

Adam_Savage posted...

the whole theme of remake is that you can't change fate no matter how hard you try

i don't think she is going to survive tbh

You literally kill the ghosts of the plot of the original in remake.

Odama.

Beat Astel 2 first try.

Isn't that the guy that would print off pictures of female PotDers and jerk off on them?

Far-Queue posted...

Might be one of those bosses that's weak to a certain build but kind of a hassle to others

Definitely a hassle for melee, seeing as 90% of his attacks are an AOE centered on him.

Far-Queue posted...

I'm talking about the one near Sol

That one.

Is it me or does Commander Niall have like 2 punishable attacks?

Adam_Savage posted...

which deathrite bird

there's like 8

The one in the snow area. One tick of the fire it throws on the ground does about half my health.

Terminator movies. It's pretty straightforward and there are no paradoxes.

Original timeline happens. John's dad is someone other than Kyle Reese.
2nd timeline happens. John's dad is Kyle, and both John and Skynet are created earlier than they were in the original timeline.

That's it.

Fine, I'll admit the photo is a little confusing, but that's it.

Fuck this death-rite bird.

My bad Blighboy. I'll try to be better.

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Is Dung Eater the real hero of the game?

Tag for when it's working.

I pronounced it with a hard g until one of the characters said it.

Leyndell feels like a step up in difficulty, but its bosses don't.

I finally got the map for Mt. Gelmir.

DirtBasedSoap posted...

like wtf how do we get zero ads? I dont get it

I use an adblocker.