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Topic$50 million but you now have a micropenis
Frizzurd
01/26/21 10:48:17 PM
#14
I am only average anyways.

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TopicMy future wife is out dere waiting for me somewhere
Frizzurd
01/26/21 10:47:34 PM
#26
You need a husband free wife, so your love quest will finally be over.

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TopicWould you have sexual intercourse with Anne Hathaway?
Frizzurd
01/26/21 10:46:15 PM
#2
Only anal

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TopicIt's been 30 years and Chikorita is still the best Pokémon starter
Frizzurd
01/26/21 10:44:12 PM
#11
She had the hots for Ash, and hated Pikachu.

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TopicThe perfect girl but she is obsessed with The Big Bang Theory (television show)
Frizzurd
01/26/21 9:49:47 PM
#12
I want to bone Sheldon, and that Indian guy.

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TopicTheres a chapter in a certain manga about a centaur girls vagina.
Frizzurd
01/26/21 9:48:48 PM
#11
Isn't it basically a horse vagina?

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TopicMan Tattoos his WHOLE FACE to look like a BLACK ALIEN!! Does he SCARE you??
Frizzurd
01/26/21 9:40:31 PM
#31
The facial hair on top was especially horrible.

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TopicSo what happens to Mike Pence now?
Frizzurd
01/26/21 8:56:42 PM
#7
JustMyOpinion posted...
It's funny becauase it's true.

He's a republican, he can pull himself up by the bootstraps.

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Topicman,if i did a bunch of shit differently my life wouldn't be trash
Frizzurd
01/26/21 8:15:59 PM
#12
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
The grass is always greener on the other side, I guess. I mean I wish I had learned animation and Comp Sci in school.

Good luck on finding something else that is better suited to you.
I won't. I'm ruined.

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Topicman,if i did a bunch of shit differently my life wouldn't be trash
Frizzurd
01/26/21 8:03:57 PM
#6
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Well at least you tried it. What did you actually want to do?
There is nothing I am good at. I should have just continued working the backrooms of Target, and made do with min wage.

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Topicman,if i did a bunch of shit differently my life wouldn't be trash
Frizzurd
01/26/21 8:01:36 PM
#4
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Are you a skilled person who can't find work because of labour oversupply?
No, I suck and had no business going. My family pushed me.

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Topicman,if i did a bunch of shit differently my life wouldn't be trash
Frizzurd
01/26/21 7:56:42 PM
#2
I wish I didn't go to college for animation. That fucked me over hard.

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TopicWould you rather have Spider sense without the reflexes or the reflexes without
Frizzurd
01/26/21 7:51:59 PM
#4
Venom doesn't set off the spider sense, yet Spidey managed just fine.

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TopicWhat size family did you grow up in?
Frizzurd
01/26/21 7:49:41 PM
#16
Two siblings, coddling mom, and abusive redneck stepdad.

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TopicIf Hell was real, do you think anyone deserves to be in it?
Frizzurd
01/26/21 7:42:34 PM
#38
No, I think they should only suffer as much as they wrought upon others.

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TopicITT, we love hairy puss puss
Frizzurd
01/26/21 7:22:23 PM
#26
a sour meower

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TopicITT, we love hairy puss puss
Frizzurd
01/26/21 7:18:51 PM
#24
Tough titty said the kitty in the city.

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Topic24 and it feels like my life is a waste
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:55:15 AM
#15
I was fucked from the start

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TopicOne of my friends got an STD from someone who lied to them, a meltdown occured
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:46:34 AM
#9
Another reason I dislike being gay.

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TopicITT, we love hairy puss puss
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:40:47 AM
#20


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Topictfw you will never get railed by a twink wearing a cute dress and bunny ears
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:38:38 AM
#8
Yeah, because I would be railing him.

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TopicAlex Jones has not sucked a penis, but he has slept with around 300 women.
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:35:43 AM
#27
Remember when he was caught looking at trans women porn?

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TopicChina joe just doing what he does.
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:34:18 AM
#20
Did Trump close his Chinese bank account?

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Topic''Donald Trump arrested''
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:32:01 AM
#8
What makes people think it will happen? Our party has no balls.

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TopicSo many furry potatoes
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:30:29 AM
#10
Cheater87 posted...
Reminds me of the MST3K episode Pod People haha, oh that Trumpy.

I want him to make stupid things happen in my room.

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TopicShe says ''Hey sexy, what you want me to play for you before you take me out?''
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:28:50 AM
#5
moonlight sonata

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TopicRemember Operation Rainfall
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:26:38 AM
#7
Irony posted...
It wasn't

Did we really need more cliche JRPGs?

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TopicI take it back, Elvis Presley is pretty good
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:24:58 AM
#13
There is an awesome morbidly obese Elvis impersonator in Vegas, called Big Elvis.

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TopicShe looks at you and says 'Hey can you be my pretend boyfriend for a night?'
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:20:22 AM
#27
I'd try it out. lol

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TopicThe Kong vs Godzilla trailer makes me sad... (Spoilers)
Frizzurd
01/26/21 12:18:58 AM
#21
If it were up to me, Godzilla would be the villain. Kong would manage to defeat Godzilla with the help of the military, but succumb to radiation poisoning and die.

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TopicSo Kong has intelligence while Godzilla has the Radio Active breath weapon?
Frizzurd
01/25/21 11:53:53 PM
#4
I have a feeling they are going to team up against something else, instead of fighting to an end.

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TopicI fucking hate Gardevoir
Frizzurd
01/25/21 3:57:49 PM
#68
Gafemage posted...
I'm so glad I'm into dudes so I don't have to worry about this lol.

But yeah Gardevoir's just a cool Pokmon ignoring all the moe shit. Well-rounded stats, good enough movepool, rare & you can get it before you even have any badges.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


and what I said about male Gardevoir.

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TopicI fucking hate Gardevoir
Frizzurd
01/25/21 12:14:23 PM
#58
Male Gardevoir for the win.

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TopicAny games where you play as a wise old man?
Frizzurd
01/25/21 12:11:50 PM
#15
Gwonam should get his own game.

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TopicSaw complaints about characters such Solid Snake and Ken Masters being Japanese
Frizzurd
01/25/21 12:05:03 PM
#10
Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
Ken's nationality is American but he's actually like 3/4 Japanese. Father is half Japanese and mother is a full 100%. That blond hair of his is dyed.

It also explains Ryu's hair being red when he was young. He grew out if it, while Ken didn't. lol

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TopicOk, Millennial
Frizzurd
01/25/21 12:00:38 PM
#20
Punctus_Pilot posted...
TC is probably actually a millennial anyway. He thinks people born in the 80 are gen X because he doesn't go to starbucks or believe that are a hundred genders

I was born in 83 and bothered to look it up. I suspect a lot of us think we are gen x, just because that Revolution X arcade game came out when we were kids. lol

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TopicSuper Mario 64 Sucks... And Here's Why
Frizzurd
01/25/21 11:57:34 AM
#55
If Mario 64 sucks, then what does that make Sonic Adventure? lol

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TopicGoddesses whose butts demand to be sniffed
Frizzurd
01/25/21 11:54:24 AM
#55
What if it smells bad?

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TopicWhich GEN are you?
Frizzurd
01/25/21 11:51:11 AM
#4
1983 which is considered millennial. Personality wise, I didn't even like a lot of pop culture in my teens. I thought 80's movies and music were superior even then.

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TopicI would like to thank Trump for 4 years of glorious service
Frizzurd
01/25/21 12:29:54 AM
#276
4 years of glory hole service.

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TopicWhich PRIMITIVE RPG should I play?
Frizzurd
01/25/21 12:24:58 AM
#26
Wizardry is responsible for influencing the others.

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TopicLet's be real, a Silverback Gorilla will FUCK UP most animals.
Frizzurd
01/25/21 12:23:49 AM
#14
Hippo vs Polar bear?

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TopicI'm currently eating Five Guys weenie
Frizzurd
01/24/21 7:17:05 PM
#6
Yikes, and I even think two guy's weeners is excessive.

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TopicI am not having fun with Mega Man Zero. Wtf is this difficulty.
Frizzurd
01/24/21 7:03:01 PM
#42
I have done buster only boss runs on every classic Mega Man game, yet I couldn't be arsed to get past the first boss of this.

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TopicSome are already turning on Trump on Parlar
Frizzurd
01/21/21 7:49:09 PM
#26
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Beavis I think I figured out something...this sucks!

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TopicLol conservatives really out here calling working class people 'Big Labor'
Frizzurd
01/21/21 7:32:08 PM
#12
Big Labor is so big, we got unions out the ass!


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TopicHas everyone forgotten about that Bioware Sonic RPG for the DS?
Frizzurd
01/21/21 7:31:08 PM
#6
Bioware is dead to me.

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