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| Topic | What is your marital status? |
| FortuneCookie 01/20/20 10:32:27 PM #9 | --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | Fantasizing about having SEX with your FRIENDS |
| FortuneCookie 01/20/20 10:30:12 PM #2 | What about having that fantasy about a genie turning all of your male friends into sex-crazed female friends? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | What is the best scene from a Disney movie? |
| FortuneCookie 01/12/20 10:15:39 PM #8 |  --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | reminder that it is perfectly fine to have a waifu |
| FortuneCookie 01/11/20 5:21:27 PM #4 | What if your waifu isn't human? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | Well, this is out of the blue. The Rock might get a sitcom based on his youth |
| FortuneCookie 01/11/20 5:11:06 PM #12 | Bad_Mojo posted... It might be fun to see all the 80s wrestlers played by people "Hey, little Dwayne'ster. I'm Hulk Hogan." "Wow, I can't believe it. Hulk Hogan. In my house! My dad's a wrestler and he said you've never set foot in a black man's house before." "...Your dad doesn't know what he's talkin' about. I fight for the rights of every man. You couldn't find one racist thing I've said or done if you looked for thirty years." *randomly flexes for no reason* --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | $9,000,000 but anyone you have sex with becomes a dog the next day. |
| FortuneCookie 01/04/20 3:00:05 PM #42 | I wouldn't have sex with a real animal. They lack intelligence and consent is dubious at best. You're just manipulating an animal's basic instincts. I stick to the cartoon characters that are sapient and have humanoid speech or facial expressions. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | Fuck! The oven keeps shutting itself off. |
| FortuneCookie 01/04/20 1:50:25 PM #3 | But it's like two years old. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | Fuck! The oven keeps shutting itself off. |
| FortuneCookie 01/04/20 1:47:04 PM #1 | It took half an hour to get up to 425 degrees, then I came back to find my pizza ruined and the oven temperature only at 300. I literally went out and bought a second pizza and the same thing happened again. It's not supposed to shut itself off unless you have a timer set up. Why's it keep doing this? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | $9,000,000 but anyone you have sex with becomes a dog the next day. |
| FortuneCookie 01/04/20 1:46:00 PM #38 | Has anyone ever been suspended for announcing their attraction toward a Star Fox character? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | $9,000,000 but anyone you have sex with becomes a dog the next day. |
| FortuneCookie 01/04/20 1:05:58 PM #34 | It's not bestiality as long as she maintains her human IQ. Just throwing that out there. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | You mean the Chaos Emeralds? |
| FortuneCookie 01/04/20 1:01:17 PM #6 | what did I just watch? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | You're dating a girl who is a triplet |
| FortuneCookie 01/03/20 10:15:23 PM #43 | EbonTitanium posted... That sounds like rape. Do I have to explain the concept of a safety word? --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera |
| Topic | 19 y/o kills pedo priest by ramming a crucifix down his throat |
| FortuneCookie 01/01/20 9:08:33 PM #3 | Damn. That's like something out of a horror movie. |
| Topic | You're dating a girl who is a triplet |
| FortuneCookie 01/01/20 9:07:36 PM #24 | I have this fantasy about triplets. One of them is reluctant about anal sex. So the second sister says to me, "Do you know where triplets come from? A single egg splits in the womb. That means we're more than just sisters. Biologically, we're literally the same person. So if I say you can have this ass, you have consent because it's my ass." Then the third sister joins in saying, "That's right. Since we're the same person, and I give consent as well, that means two-thirds of me wants you to have sex with my ass." The reluctant sister protests a little, but it's just for show as we agreed upon a safety word if anything was really off limits and she chooses not to be a spoilsport. |
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