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Revelation34 posted...

I have a can I bought last year since I wanted to eat it after the holidays but never did. I'll probably buy another one soon.

Eat what's in the old can to get superpowers.

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Who the fuck uses cornbread stuffing??

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Those canned green beans are possibly one of the most disgusting and hated things I've ever had the displeasure of trying. They taste like farts. I've never met somebody who liked them.

Mashed potatoes are a must, but personally I'm partial to the cranberry sauce.
Probably going to get shit for this but I'm fond of this kind even though it's low-tier:


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Gaawa_chan posted...

"perfect genes."

:-/

Yeah, I'm not going to the Bible to learn about biology- a book that says that if you put a pregnant animal in front of a fence, the animal's baby will come out striped. It's a book of parables and fables primarily designed to either fill in explanatory gaps with (mostly incorrect) answers or control a person's behavior via magic carrot and stick philosophy. Stop taking it literally and maybe you won't have to treat reality as the enemy of your faith.

The only thing that the Bible is useful for in a literal sense is neither science nor a historical account of events, but an analysis of the culture of the times+places that its various texts were written in.

I think most people take the bible too literally.

I don't think it's meant to be an account of things that actually happened and we need to believe that -- I always saw it as a collection of stories that are meant to get across a point. Like the story of Abraham and Isaac -- none of it was true but the point is to not question God. It isn't about the reality of it, it's about the message it conveys.

When people take the bible literally to the full extent then we actually have a problem.
Some of the most atrocious things done by man were done in the name of God. We invoke his name to justify our hatred and violence, and to me THAT'S a sin.

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BEERandWEED posted...

Do not question God.

If God is real, I have a hard time imagining that whatever it is gives a shit about half the stuff we do -- including questioning it.

To quote Bo Burnham speaking from the perspective of God:
"You can eat pork because why the fuck would I give a shit? I created the universe! You think I'm drawing the line at the fucking deli-isle?"

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PeterPumpknhead posted...

What meme?

and why salt of all things, and honestly thats more fucked up than powerful

Thanos infinity gauntlet meme

And pretty much everything God does is fucked up.

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PeterPumpknhead posted...

Did god wield the infinity gauntlet

dead meme

and god doesnt need an infinity gauntlet he literally turned people into salt just from being seen by them

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PeterPumpknhead posted...

what about fish and lobsters and shit

they just get a free pass?

I would think so. They're in the water so they're immune to prime consequences of the flood.

Maybe God considered the underwater ecosystem to be already perfect. I mean, life did begin in the ocean, so they all had a head start on us.

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Okay, here's how I see it.

Inbreeding is going to be inevitable. With all of the first generation being siblings, the chances of sharing a recessive gene and having it pass on a disability is extremely high. In fact, it's going to happen at some point. But with each successive generation, we will have not siblings, but cousins, and so forth and so forth. So the chances of passing down a bad trait is less likely the further related you are, and eventually it won't even matter. BUT... First, thousands have to die, possibly millions. Nature needs to weed out the weak genes by having disabled offspring die and incompatible parents part ways. Very slowly, the problem will work itself out...but only after a death-toll.
It may take millions of years, but over time the gene-pool will dilute.

And different animals will actually have different rates of this dilution when you take certain factors into consideration. For example, some animals will strongly neglect their weaker offspring in favor of the strong one. Some animals also have shorter gestation periods and can pump out generations faster. But other animals are not picky about their partners, they are pregnant for a long time, or even favor the weak in an effort to make them stronger.

Bottom line, if nature is allowed to take its course, the problem will resolve itself. Some species may go extinct if they fail or are taken advantage of by quicker-evolving animals, but this too is a part of nature.
But it will likely take millions of years for the animals to be perfect. And until then, inbreeding and death is going to happen -- and it will be the will of God.

That's my final answer.


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I think it's pretty clear God flooded the entire earth to kill everything aside from Noah and what was on the ark.

Each animal would have to be created with perfect genes and without any recessive flaws in order for their species to repopulate healthily and not degrade from inbreeding over time.
But prior to the flood, more than two of each animal already existed, God just demanded Noah find two of each one and then the others would wash away.
So you're telling me that, amongst the thousands of one animal, two happened to habe perfect genes, and Noah knew which ones to get? Or did God create two perfect specimens and then send Noah out to give them -- instead of just fucking giving them to him (you know, mysterious ways and all that)?


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adjl posted...

Inbreeding depression results in a population that's generally less fit than other populations with less inbreeding, due to the lack of genetic diversity, but if every population is equally inbred, that's no longer a disadvantage and the population in question is just as competitive as every other one.

To invoke Syndrome, if everyone is inbred, no one will be.

https://giphy.com/gifs/theoffice-the-office-tv-weight-loss-part-2-H61I3nahU1rst2HQWV

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If there are only two of each animal, then that means all of their offspring will be siblings. And two individuals alone can't repopulate an entire planet, and even if they could they would eventually die -- so at some point all consecutive animals would be inbred.

So it doesn't actually work...

I mean, I guess if you inbreed long enough you'll go through a lot of trial and error with who gets the bad genes and whatnot, and the flaws will eventually be worked out at least somewhat -- but still.

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Day three
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVf3R1gVlx0

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Day two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNKGK7hVhY

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Sarcasthma posted...

Day Sixty-Nine
https://youtu.be/-W3w5KP6evM

I was going to do one of those clips for day two. Might as well post it now.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VN_WzpQgDtY

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Day one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSK66Q2yVeY

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papercup posted...

HGSS is pretty much unanimously agreed to be the best Pokemon games

Nah, I've only ever heard that about DP.

But HGSS are a favorite of mine.

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EvilMegas posted...

I was being unbelievably sarcastic. I fucking hated the story of s&s

Okay, good.

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EvilMegas posted...

No, kimbo. That was your fault, because you should have been playing pokemon for the great story, rather than catching the hundreds of pokemon they throw at you at the start of the game.

Except Sword and Shield had the absolute worst story of any Pokemon game.

And I want to catch the new Pokemon when I start the game, I should be able to do that without getting 20 levels higher than the gym.

It probably wouldn't be as bad if you didn't get showered in EXP for camping. Seriously, imagine leveling up for playing Amie in XY or Refresh in SM/USUM.
Then you get those EXP candies by the fucking dozen for every Max Raid Battle. You can get to level 100 before finishing the last fucking gym. It's ridiculous.

Has anybody tried bringing this to their attention? Maybe a petition or something, or even just @ them on Twitter?
Somebody please...

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PK_Spam posted...

No you cant. Its permanently on.

And SWSH was almost unplayable because of that.
It didn't help that each gym was only like 3 levels higher than the last one.

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

Everything leaked. Theres none of the platinum content and the EXP share is permanently on so youll be overleveled by the second gym

AGAIN with this? It's just a core feature now??
Oh, God no...

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Also, I don't know that anime -- I just know that it's super popular and I see it everywhere and I HATE the art style.

It turns me off when I see it while browsing hentai
(joke)

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Not everyone has the money to go on vacations, either.

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Sepucher posted...

The internet is objectively worse than it was in the past. It's not just gamefaqs, ti's everywhere. Unlike war, the internet has changed.

The world is "objectively" worse than it was in the past. But that's both an illusion of aging as well as an imbalance of hindsight.
Certain things about the world have gotten worse, but other things have gotten better. There are always betters and worse's defining any time period. And it always sucks for the people who live in such a period, but people still said the same thing decades ago -- that the world sucked -- but in reality it's just that we always notice the negative more and there's always going to be negatives.

tl;dr - The world always sucked, it just sucks in different ways depending on the day and age.
The world and everything in it, including this shitty board, is made up of ever-changing good AND bad qualities.

Sometimes you just have to stop giving a shit.


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Sepucher posted...

Back in its golden years, it absolutely was. Leagues above all of the other social boards. A bastion of classic internet culture.

How so?

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11110111011 posted...

It's not just this board, it's a whole-internet thing.

It's a whole world thing...

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I'm just
https://giphy.com/gifs/kpop-bts-8lPSqcjcNjymIOS4Pm

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Between that and the guy who thought Solgaleo and Lunala were Digimon, I am thoroughly disgusted with the answers on this board.

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^ Pete/Phyllis are pelicans bro.
And Tom Nook is a tanuki. He would have at least put a raccoon emoji, not a bear.

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POTD is basically becoming just another shitposting board -- but it will never beat RI.

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I was so bad at school that I didn't even know what a GPA was until like two years after I graduated.

You math wizards mystify me.

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Do you guys think that white people tend to call out racism more than other races?

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Jen0125 posted...

Pretty racist? No. Ignorant and dumb? Yes.

This sounds about right.

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Ogurisama posted...

Air mail?
Because owls fly and I assume that's a mailbox...


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Got a motherfuckin phone ad on this topic btw...


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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Yep, definitely sounds like a warning label to me.

Or is it secretly and ad for vampire repellent?

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All aboard the garlic train.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Caltrain-train-garlic-gilroy-dsLMnbe7cxdZMqHhua

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Revelation34 posted...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garlic_ice_cream

Well, that's obviously the devil's work.

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BobbyButthurt posted...

It was a clear violation of the sites rules by bragging about illegal drug usage.

Got confused for a sec because I live in Colorado.

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Garlic is a seasoning -- not a main ingredient.


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I tried beer once and it tasted like ass.

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Ogurisama posted...

Yes, but which digimon?

GanonsSpirit posted...

Solgaleo and Lunala

https://giphy.com/gifs/vk7VesvyZEwuI

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Person106 posted...

I didn't know the Pee-wee Herman guy played a part in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

hwat


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Lokarin posted...

3 - Cocktease!

Ogurisama posted...

Nope

How is that wrong.

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And her damage output is outstanding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VChITg4dx5Q

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Give us a hint, at least.

What are the characters from??

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I'm only 22 and I couldn't tell ya.

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Naw man.
Google "wrap around spider"

I love bugs.

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SilentSeph posted...

Pretty dangerous for your fridge

Nice

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