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TopicWhat's going on with Kanye's newest album?
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 5:37:50 PM
#15
AlCalavicci posted...
Imagine listening to anything Kanye


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Topic'Plot Against the King': New Pro-Trump children's book pushing 'Stop the Steal'
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 5:36:05 PM
#22
GallisOTK posted...
This is exactly the kind of blatant indoctrination that they've spent years accusing liberals of doing


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TopicI can't believe people are saying Don Lemon got "owned"
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 5:06:25 PM
#8
Adam posted...
CNN Fake News



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TopicAre there foods that objectively taste good?
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 4:35:29 PM
#35
JuanCarlos1 posted...
Yeah I thought of pizza as well. Reeeeaaaally damn hard to make a bad tasting pizza.

not hard at all. Just put pineapple on it and voila, bad tasting pizza.

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TopicNASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet, but it rains lava at night
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 4:33:52 PM
#16
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


underrated post

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TopicScenario: Your 25 year old psychologist has an OF
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 4:31:21 PM
#6
how would I find out about that? I don't visit any of those sites.

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TopicDescribe how you feel when watching To Catch A Predator
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 4:20:12 PM
#29
SF_Okami posted...
Its a pretty entertaining show. Some of those guys are absolutely nuts.

One guy said he wanted to tie the decoy up, rape her, wanted the decoy to pretend she didnt want it, and then cut her and suck her blood. It was unbelievably weird.

There was also one dude who iirc stripped down naked first thing after entering the house and in the chat logs said he wanted the decoy to do sexual things with her cat

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TopicDating Coach || Why being a NICE GUY is ruining your chances with WOMEN
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 4:02:54 PM
#16
tc being tc ruined tc's chances of not being suspended

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TopicI keep getting these weird texts from random strangers
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 3:56:15 PM
#15
I got a bunch of phishing bullshit claiming to be amazon and netflix and trying to get me to "reactivate" my still active accounts

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TopicTrump and children hit by fraud lawsuit
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 3:45:55 PM
#34
CADE_FOSTER posted...
Trump family dont pay taxes stop it

yeah they avoid paying taxes. They are guilty of tax avoision

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TopicWhich meme is less funny?
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 3:43:01 PM
#19
morbius memes have been pretty good from what I've seen. I can't stand minions.

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TopicMy coworker is on Great Swedish Bake Off
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 3:37:46 PM
#4
FF_Redux posted...
Swedish Masterchef

is the host the Swedish Chef from the muppets except really good at cooking? >_>

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TopicI went to a steakhouse with my girlfriend, and I ordered mine medium rare
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 2:49:43 PM
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triple-overdone, unseasoned, slathered in ketchup (2 oz. per 1 oz. of steak)

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TopicBites and Stings
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 2:16:38 PM
#10
all but scorpion. snake was garter so it didn't matter

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TopicGen Z is Jennifer Lawrencing Doja Cat as we speak
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 2:00:07 PM
#49
silverpine posted...
what the absolute fuck does that mean


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TopicAdvertisements should be illegal for paid services
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 1:23:51 PM
#4
Payzmaykr posted...
The television commercials are explosively loud compared to the actual programs.

I always mute during commercials. I mean I agree with you, it shouldn't be like that, but muting is what I have to do to tolerate watching anything

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TopicIs Shrimp Fried Rice your favorite kind?
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 1:21:33 PM
#14
no, I don't really like shrimp

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TopicTrump and children hit by fraud lawsuit
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 1:19:06 PM
#22
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/5/AAOL8-AADqiF.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/5/AAOL8-AADr1X.jpg

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TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 12:57:00 AM
#159
I did drink tonight but I have nothing interesting to talk about lol

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TopicWhat musicians have you seen live?
FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 12:01:05 AM
#36
not many. I've never really been big into concerts

circumstances (played live at college events I happened to be at)

Reel Big Fish
Vanilla Ice
Naughty by Nature

opening acts

Meshuggah
Hoobastank
Flyleaf
(a few others I can't remember)

headliners

Incubus
Tool
Disturbed

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TopicHow old are you?
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 10:01:18 PM
#2
420 years and 69 days

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TopicHow many of your 4 wisdom teeth have you gotten pulled out?
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 9:59:43 PM
#20
All 4 in one visit. One was impacted and had to be cut up. I was out but woke up during the procedure. I could feel them drilling in my mouth but it was like... really light pressure, no pain. I attempted to (obviously non-verbally) communicate with the orthidontal(?) team but they were all like "no don't move, don't try to talk, just go back to sleep" so I gave a thumbs up and went back to sleep.

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TopicAre blueberries the only fruit named after a colour?
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 9:41:18 PM
#12
@Complete_Idi0t bruh why didn't you make this topic first? :(

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Topicnew diablo 3 season dropped while i was on vacation. class recommendations?
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 9:30:22 PM
#218
damn, I didn't know about any of that. Templar has goldwrap on him now already so that corvus strategy is feasible for me. Avarice band I don't think is hard to find. I guess I'll work on the hoarder gem once I get my 3 to 35 task done.

rift speedrun successful. Not sure how deep it went (got 3 achievements and it was T16) but usually if I can do the first one, I get a few done in a single run

edit: okay, looks like I got under 5 min but not under 4. Good enough for now since I doubt I'll be able to manage 3 conquests.

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Topicnew diablo 3 season dropped while i was on vacation. class recommendations?
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 8:17:49 PM
#212
trappedunderice posted...
Just completed the marauder one and it had those damn rockworms I couldn't let within melee range. Now for the conquests which aren't great this season.

yeah lol. If I make it past mastery, I give up on conquests. One season I managed to get 2 done. I can't remember what they were though. I think mastering multiple set dungeons (no idea how I had the patience for that). The speedrun shit annoys me the most. I suppose it might be possible this season if I spam the shit out of teleport and get lucky. The gold one doesn't seem that bad on paper but even with a gilded goblin, it's fucking nuts. "Outside the vault" is a very annoying fine print clause lol.

Anyway, pretty much all geared up now (got that staff I needed on the next GR after posting about running out of yellows to upgrade lol). Not missing anything. Elements ring is the only thing suggested for build that I'm not using, but I do have it. I'm just waiting for an Ancient version to replace current ancient ring. I feel like I don't need it that badly at this point (everything is being insta-killed already at T16 and burning through GRs as quickly as I'm advancing their level, usually with 10 minutes or so to spare)

So now, just grinding for paragon, leveling gems, finding more regular gems for flawless royal upgrades, hopefully farming some more puzzle rings, and getting ancient versions of currently non-ancient gear.

DrizztLink posted...
I'm feeling very vindicated ITT.

>.>

lol sorry I didn't actually have to buy any :P

I did look but got the staff I needed on first GR afterward Still good advice though.

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TopicWell, looks like my Oculus Quest won't work after Jan 1
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 7:14:12 PM
#9
DarkRoast posted...
A Meta account is a Facebook account with a different name, imo

lame. I deleted my facebook account a few months ago

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TopicGawd, I wish I could put moderators on the Ignore list...
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 7:13:06 PM
#5
--Zero- posted...
anti vaxxer

YIKES wtf is this true, tc?

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Topicnew diablo 3 season dropped while i was on vacation. class recommendations?
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 6:55:54 PM
#208
trappedunderice posted...
Yeah I'm looking at the season journey challenges and I fucking despise set dungeons and they want you to master one. Time to look up which one is easy.

heh. See my edit

but yeah. I usually stop the season stuff at the point of set dungeon mastery. I hate how so many of them make you actually have to ditch your good gear because the objectives depend on you being weaker -_-

but yeah, Tal Rasha is really easy other than the fucking rockworms and even then it's a coin toss. I do everything I can possibly do and I get fucked by them anyway because one pops up too fast or freezes but then follows me or hits me somehow even though I've moved half a screen away and am actively targeting its location. Makes no god damn sense. Finally got it though.

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Topicnew diablo 3 season dropped while i was on vacation. class recommendations?
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 6:39:41 PM
#206
I swear to fuck... set dungeons... every single one of them. If I said here how I really feel about them, I would get my account put into blocked status probably.

okay finally got mastery. Tal is probably easiest in the game and still I managed to get completely fucked by rockworms a dozen or so times even though I literally just watched the minimap and ignored anything else, and actively identified any skull that was one of those fucknuggets and actively teleported to keep away from them and learned where to expect them. Still I got fucked a lot because they are just so damn erratic and I would get "bit" even when they popped up 50 feet away.

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TopicSwagnet0 is BANNED!
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 6:03:29 PM
#11
spikethedevil posted...
The fuck actually happened?

I don't know what got him but he was spamming the board with all kinds of topics, blatantly trolling in many of them and disruptively deleting his own posts for no noticeable reason.

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TopicWho is the most infamous poster in CE history
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 5:58:42 PM
#58
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


you're doing that thing now too? :/

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TopicSwagnet0 is BANNED!
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 5:56:01 PM
#6
NoxObscuras posted...
I'm surprised FigureOfSpeech didn't make a banned topic, since he did notice lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80171683/968175943

I don't generally make topics for upgrades like this. I just update in original topics, whether they are my topics or not

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Topicnew reaction pic just dropped, let's fucking gooooo
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 3:28:22 PM
#272
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/5/AAOL8-AADr1X.jpg

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TopicAre/were you a fan of Ryan Dunn
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 3:19:44 PM
#3
Scorsese2002 posted...
Loved the whole Jackass crew so, yes


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Topicbrotrrwinner is BANNED
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 3:15:28 PM
#37
Solid_Sonic posted...
Well that isn't "not contributing anything."

It's just...bad and unwelcome contributions.

meh, semantics

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TopicPoker general
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 3:14:41 PM
#8
Spurner posted...
I go all in and get all Phil Helmuthey when I lose.

My favorite Hellmuth meltdowns are the ones where Negreaneu isn't the one tilting him but is trolling him the whole time and making things worse and the announcers hype up the meltdown and count down to it, and they are often dead on, like "Phil's about to go off... in 3, 2, 1..." and then Hellmuth stands up and starts ranting.

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TopicSwagnet0 is SUSPENDED!
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 3:11:24 PM
#23
swagnet-5 now

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TopicWe really need the MCU. You look at movies playing rn? Literally NOTHING
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 3:10:20 PM
#6
TaylorHeinicke posted...
in theaters

fuck that

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TopicApparently Liam Neeson used to walk around pissing himself in public
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 3:06:34 PM
#11
that's a very particular set of skills

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TopicNo Cart Narc topic?
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 2:59:37 PM
#157
no fart narc topic?

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TopicPSA: Don't cook your chicken in Nyquil
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 2:58:51 PM
#12
that sounds fucking disgusting

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TopicWhats a secret nobody knows about you?
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 2:50:27 PM
#20
Jx1010 posted...
Ill start with one of mine.


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TopicHave any of you here ever worked at a major amusement park or personally know
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 2:48:09 PM
#15
I was at a six flags in my area and I ran into someone I knew from high school working there. He was a ride operator. There was a delay at one point and he explained to us that it was because they had to clean up puke before anyone else could ride >_>

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TopicAnthony Edwards has been fined 40000 for using offensive langauge
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 2:40:23 PM
#3
the guy from Revenge of the Nerds?

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TopicThis crow was nabbed for participation in a murder
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 2:33:52 PM
#3
I understood this reference

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Topicnew diablo 3 season dropped while i was on vacation. class recommendations?
FigureOfSpeech
09/20/22 2:17:38 PM
#203
ZangsBeard posted...
You can level it up like any gem. Or use it as is. Its only use is for augmenting ancient gear. So you can take the 305 stat of your choice for a boost or work on leveling it.

okay thanks.

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