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TopicNYTIMES is mad because comedians aren't being hard enough on Louie CK
EyeWontBeFooled
11/11/17 4:37:53 PM
#10
His career likely isn't over, unless these allegations start getting more graphic than 'he jerked off in front of me'.

You get that shit once a week on the NY Subway system.
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TopicSteam giveaway Round 2: Random poster gets any game up to $30
EyeWontBeFooled
11/11/17 4:33:20 PM
#17
Zypu2pf

Also known as Damn, Nature, you're scary!
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TopicTrump gets cucked again. US left out of Pacific Rim Deal.
EyeWontBeFooled
11/11/17 10:59:35 AM
#2
The giant monsters will kill us all then. We need those giant robots.
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TopicWhat if Tim Burton had directed Batman Forever?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/11/17 10:33:49 AM
#7
Batman Forever is one of my guiltiest pleasures for movies. It is a trainwreck of a movie, but it's a fun trainwreck.
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TopicC/D You're a perv
EyeWontBeFooled
11/10/17 6:29:16 AM
#12
I've seen things, man.....
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TopicWhat's your favorite Radiohead song?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/10/17 6:27:25 AM
#30
Paranoid Android and Just
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TopicIf we found evidence of picasso being a sexual predator would we...
EyeWontBeFooled
11/09/17 10:10:57 PM
#3
VandorLee posted...
Chuck all of his paintings in the trash?

Fuck, it might make his works, somehow, worth more than before
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TopicFran Drescher is 60
EyeWontBeFooled
11/09/17 9:41:06 PM
#8
The fuck happened to her left boob?
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TopicIs Rick Moranis dead
EyeWontBeFooled
11/09/17 9:16:28 PM
#5
Entering his senior years, and he rarely appears in public. I hope he's happy :)
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TopicLouis C.K. Crossed a Line Into Sexual Misconduct, 5 Women Say
EyeWontBeFooled
11/09/17 8:58:00 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
The Admiral posted...
TheCEmanCometh posted...
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/09/arts/television/louis-ck-sexual-misconduct.html


Eh. Seeing Louis C.K. beat off in front of me might ruin my morning, but isn't going to cause any kind of trauma. This isn't even the same league as the shit Weinstein did.


This. As an adult you should be tough enough to shake off a seeing a mans dick. You can leave before anything else happens.

Hasn't he blocked doorways doing this before?
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Topicfound CE's new favorite rapper
EyeWontBeFooled
11/08/17 11:23:18 PM
#5
That is satire, right?
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TopicSign up to be roasted, CE!
EyeWontBeFooled
11/08/17 7:13:11 PM
#9
gafemaqs posted...
I'm completely unremarkable CEmen that no one knows. Sign me up buddy

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TopicSuicide Squad had an Easter egg in Spiderman: Homecoming
EyeWontBeFooled
11/08/17 3:33:44 PM
#14
BLAKUboy posted...
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Was it that Suicide Squad was garbage?

That is the joke yes.

AH SO DATS DA JOKE

Hey, that really sucks!
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TopicSuicide Squad had an Easter egg in Spiderman: Homecoming
EyeWontBeFooled
11/08/17 2:36:32 PM
#6
Was it that Suicide Squad was garbage?
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TopicCan I get an "AYYYYYY FAM!"?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/08/17 2:35:28 PM
#3
You tried
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TopicHow is it that we have less users now but I have less karma
EyeWontBeFooled
11/08/17 11:05:00 AM
#5
ShadowNinja606 posted...
you've been here 6 years and don't even have 500 karma

good god

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TopicGirls CE says they wouldn't tap but probably would given the chance.
EyeWontBeFooled
11/08/17 11:04:24 AM
#17
bluezero posted...
salandrews posted...
Jessica nigri

Who the fuck says this?

Check out the topic about her right now. Someone be all like, 'eh'.
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TopicWe haven't had a karma boost in a long ass time.
EyeWontBeFooled
11/08/17 10:52:28 AM
#2
Not enough t-shirts were bought, so CBS thought there wasn't a market for karma, anymore.
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TopicIs weed a safer, more effective alternative to antidepressants?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 8:43:11 PM
#9
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Doesn't it just enhance depression for anyone already depressed?

And can induce panic attacks to those who don't tolerate highs very well.
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TopicWhich one of these broads would you rather have relations with?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 5:23:23 PM
#9
The23rdMagus posted...
I think you know.

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TopicWhat is the point of turning on your turn signal after you made a dead stop?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 4:57:18 PM
#14
LightHawKnight posted...
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
Even if people are using their turn signals poorly, I appreciate the effort. Too many people don't use them at all.

It's all about projecting to others what you are doing. People who don't use turn signals do not fully grasp the concept of "other people".

So fucking true. I have honestly heard people saying that they don't signal on the basis that they don't want other people seeing where they are going......


How does that make any sense? I mean you can still see them physically turning...

I don't know man.....I just dont't know. The paranoia must be strong....
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TopicWhat is the point of turning on your turn signal after you made a dead stop?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 4:54:55 PM
#12
NeoShadowhen posted...
Even if people are using their turn signals poorly, I appreciate the effort. Too many people don't use them at all.

It's all about projecting to others what you are doing. People who don't use turn signals do not fully grasp the concept of "other people".

So fucking true. I have honestly heard people saying that they don't signal on the basis that they don't want other people seeing where they are going......
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TopicEver eat out a girl who obviously doesn't shower
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 3:54:28 PM
#12
goldenBoi45 posted...
BottomAssButt posted...
idk, like, my gf showers like once a week. never tastes like fishy urine or anything, just sorta like some nice lunchmeat. or the classic salty milk and pennies phenomenon.
i've done it with girls that shower frequently and its a nightmare down there. just has to do with how well they take care of themselves in that region. i dont think showers necessarily have anything to do with it.


Eww who the fuck only showers once a week? Her pits must be hell

Your Grandparents likely didn't shower more than once a week when they were young. Most people saved the shower/bath for Sundays for church.
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TopicJim Carrey has transcended the trappings of the illusion of self-identity
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 3:31:40 PM
#5
Oh my God, he's joined a suicide cult, hasn't he?
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TopicHow do you know if you are immune to HIV?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 3:02:26 PM
#2
Thaaaaat...sounds like a REALLY bad idea.
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TopicITT: Pick a caption for this gif (or make up your own).
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 2:31:02 PM
#8
I ain't even mad! *boom*
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Topicpeople like single-payer because they don't understand what it actually means
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 2:23:55 PM
#32
Frostshock posted...
If you have single payer, you no longer need your crazy convoluted insurance plans. Just dental and drugs.

I still cannot fathom why dental is not included in national plans, when healthy teeth and gums are so important for overall health.
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TopicJapan's 'Black Widow' to be hanged for men's deaths
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 11:49:04 AM
#27
ScottSweatshirt posted...
Gonna be a sad sight to see some 70 yr old woman being hanged in public though. They should make it more humane, perhaps in a isolated apartment as she watches her favorite soap opera, enjoying her final meal. A red glass of wine to keep her relaxed.

Yeah, executions are not for the public's entertainment.
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TopicJapan's 'Black Widow' to be hanged for men's deaths
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 11:40:42 AM
#19
Link HT posted...
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Villain posted...
Japan is pretty backwards in their justice system.

A 99+% guilty conviction rate once a criminal case goes to court is pretty medieval.

holy shit is this for real? I'd hate to be a defense lawyer

EDIT: according to wikipedia: which has been attributed to low prosecutorial budgets impelling understaffed prosecutors to present judges with only the most obviously guilty defendants.


Many defense attorneys will go entire careers with only a handful of non guilty verdicts.

The entire Ace Attorney series is a parody of the entire system. It's why Phoenix's actions are confusing to Westerners, but to the Japanese, his ability to get his clients out of jail is almost superheroic.

Edit: Just saw the last edit, lol. Still, Japanese courts must be a kangaroo court often.
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TopicJapan's 'Black Widow' to be hanged for men's deaths
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 11:36:09 AM
#12
Villain posted...
Japan is pretty backwards in their justice system.

A 99+% guilty conviction rate once a criminal case goes to court is pretty medieval.
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TopicWhere is the CEman who has a budding stand up comedy at?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/07/17 1:46:15 AM
#1
I want to ask him a few questions about the line of work :)

Edit: Damnit, topic title should end with act at, but predictive text is a cruel mistress.
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TopicEx-Mormon guy secretly films rituals for years, goes out with a bang (DELICIOUS)
EyeWontBeFooled
11/06/17 1:26:03 AM
#25
Allanon23 posted...
Why do this to the mormons? Their religion may be fake but they are the nicest people on the planet.

Look up Mormon child prostitution for a look into just some of the nice things they do to children.
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TopicI suffer from PSYCHOSIS and possibly Schizophrenia AMA
EyeWontBeFooled
11/04/17 8:18:06 PM
#10
You sound like a case of schizophrenia begging to come out. You should see a psychiatrist about getting some risperadone.
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Topic1 Bitcoin transaction requires as much energy as an average home uses in a week
EyeWontBeFooled
11/03/17 10:33:12 AM
#5
awesome999 posted...
The move will be slow as the infrastructure slowly builds for it but it can scale in a long enough time frame

But, it's already unsustainable. There isn't time for an infrastructure to build.
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Topicnow htc is dropping the headphone jack.
EyeWontBeFooled
11/03/17 10:31:41 AM
#18
BLAKUboy posted...
The jack is an outdated piece of technology, it really should have been abandoned years ago.


Good to know that every car suddenly has bluetooth connectivity, and doesn't need a jack to play the phone's music over the speakers.
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TopicOwner abruptly shuts down Gothamist, LAist, DCist etc cuz employees unionize
EyeWontBeFooled
11/03/17 10:19:17 AM
#12
A goddamn shame that local news is not considered an eessential public service.
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TopicReporter upset Muslims have the AUDACITY to walk in public in NY after attack
EyeWontBeFooled
11/02/17 1:38:30 PM
#92
Bio1590 posted...
Quorthon109 posted...
This woman also just got banned from Uber and Lyft because she complained about not being able to find a non-Muslim driver.

How much do you want to bet most of them were Sikhs and she's too ignorant to know the difference?

No bet.
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TopicReporter upset Muslims have the AUDACITY to walk in public in NY after attack
EyeWontBeFooled
11/02/17 11:21:17 AM
#80
Esrac posted...
Fun fact, Laura Loomer is the woman who interrupted that play of Julius Caesar that featured the Caesar character as a Trump impersonation.

She also accused Antifa of slashing her tires when they seem to have ruptured due to dry rot or reckless driving.

She used to work for The Rebel Media, a Conservative, Canadian media outlet.

She has also been accused of sexual harassment and stalking of at least one coworker named Gavin. While creeping on his Facebook, she apparently sent him a message expressing how good it would be for their children to be blonde and exclaiming that their kids would be "Aryan jews". She also told him his mom was a milf.

Wait, this woman is Canadian??? Gross. #NotAllCanadians
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TopicGuy spent 10,000 bitcoin on two Domino's pizzas in 2010.
EyeWontBeFooled
11/02/17 11:17:22 AM
#6
If the dude had waited, he'd be 70 million dollars richer than he was in 2010. Goddamn.
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TopicHas any celebrity or famous person replied to your message on Facebook?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/01/17 9:25:19 PM
#4
Kacy da Game Nerd gave me his master Wii game checklist.
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TopicAnyone else think all this sexual harassment stuff has become a witch hunt?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/01/17 8:28:30 PM
#12
CiIantro posted...
There is literally no verification process. Every single person in this topic could get someone kicked off a movie by the end of the week. I guarantee it.

Then do it. Target Johnny Depp next. See how long it takes for the line to click.
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Topic*Serious Medical* Has anyone here ever had bell's palsy?
EyeWontBeFooled
11/01/17 8:16:49 PM
#7
Fam_Fam posted...
yes, that would be a good idea, see a doctor asap...

Seriously, they thought I had bell's palsy while we were figuring out my multiple sclerosis diagnosis.

Yeah head to a hospital asap.
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TopicThis dude and his wife who invited me over so he could watch me Voldemort her...
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11/01/17 7:56:18 PM
#52
Dustin1280 posted...
Your fucking life man... I actually believe you, your life is so damn crazy that I believe this.

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TopicPeople are going NUTS for these Hot FEMALE FELONS...Who's the Hottest?
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11/01/17 2:58:27 AM
#8
Cristina Davalos - Drugs

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/30/11/45D3219D00000578-5031187-image-a-47_1509363028214.jpg
Those are corpse eyes.
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TopicMy mom grounded me for something stupid when I was 9.
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11/01/17 2:48:18 AM
#14
UncleBourbon33 posted...
I would have whooped your ass for that.

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TopicI think my bro has some talent. Wish I could draw....
EyeWontBeFooled
11/01/17 2:47:34 AM
#3
Chicken posted...
Did he trace that

Dunno, just a post on his feed.
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TopicAMA about living in Japan
EyeWontBeFooled
11/01/17 2:47:03 AM
#16
Would you go back? Have a friend who spent a similar amount of time in Japan who said he wouldn't go back.
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TopicI think my bro has some talent. Wish I could draw....
EyeWontBeFooled
11/01/17 2:45:51 AM
#1
Aywvtyg
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TopicNuuuuuuu the megastone codes have expired
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11/01/17 2:37:11 AM
#4
Patty_Fleur posted...
Get wrecked. I got all of them.

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