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TopicWho's your favorite Sailor Scout
EyeWontBeFooled
07/26/17 12:02:01 AM
#44
Surprised there are no pics.
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TopicCute badass sniper takes on isis.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/26/17 12:00:00 AM
#87
JustMyOpinion posted...
ScionTC_07 posted...
itachi15243 posted...
Female Israeli solders are the best

3yfQSCv




HOTTIE!




Was Gal Gadot in the Israeli army? They have conscription there.

Yes. Every man and woman of age must serve some time in the Israeli military.
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TopicSperm Counts Have Plummeted Among Western Men, Scientists Confirm
EyeWontBeFooled
07/25/17 11:55:32 PM
#56
The beautiful thing about conspiracies is that you can't PROVE them. You cannot DISPROVE them, either. And any evidence against the conspiracy is just yet more evidence of said conspiracy to the 'true believer.'

You all have fun arguing, now.
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TopicHow many triangles are there in this picture?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/25/17 11:48:40 PM
#25
EnragedSlith posted...
24?

I believe that is the correct answer.
Edit: derp its 25
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TopicLionsgate is plotting a "John Wick" shared universe
EyeWontBeFooled
07/25/17 11:12:07 PM
#9
MorbidFaithless posted...
Maybe it's time I watched these movies

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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/25/17 1:17:36 PM
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How about customers that can't respect times when we should be fucking closed?

I work at a Walmart, but we should all remember that in North America, the NES Classic debuted on NOVEMBER 11th, 2016. There were dozens of people lined up outside the Walmart in the smallish city I live in at 7am in the morning.

They fully expected the store to open earlier than noon on a holiday dedicated to honouring fallen and serving veterans at 11:11am. There were even people in line that wanted nothing to do with the NES Classic.

I could not believe the entitlement of all those people. And the Medicine Hat Walmart received 28 Classics that day! After they were all gone, then we got the garden variety butt-flustered customers that blamed us for all of Nintendo's stock issues.

It was a bad day.
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TopicDC Comics says the comic book industry in on the brink of collapse
EyeWontBeFooled
07/25/17 12:58:07 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
ImAMarvel posted...
I'm really glad that DC is recognizing that there's a problem. I really like that they just don't want to rely on success from their movies, unlike Marvel.

For me, I haven't been buying many comics because I don't really make that much. I really wanted to wait until I got a better-paying job for me to start collecting books monthly again. But I've also been waiting for stuff to hit trades.

I've always thought that advertising comics on tv might help to jump start the industry again.


if you don't have a lot of money, paperback trades are the way to go IMO.

But seriously, I think there needs to be a move more towards web-comic shit for the major publishers. They're hanging on to what is effectively the dead newspaper format. Yes, I get that Comixology and shit is a thing, but having to pay money to read every individual comic is not a sustainable business practice despite the killer sales coming out of Rebirth.

Marvel got a huge head start by having a Marvel Unlimited service, but there is still no way to read most comics for free.

IMO, big 2 comics can adopt more of a WWE style of show.

pick a few series, say, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, etc... then put the issue online every month, and then every major plot point, usually every 6th issue, get people to check out "what happens next" over at comixology for $2.99 or something. Then when issue 7 comes out, move the past 6 issues into an "unlimited" style subscription where you can go through and read a backlog.


Here is the thing with digital comics. It takes away everything about how comics are supposed to be read, and until comic book sized e-readers come out, that won't change in the slightest.
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TopicDoes trying to date a girl you liked once ever work as an adult?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/25/17 12:46:43 PM
#3
Awesome posted...
it would be stupid not to try

Fuck yeah. Currently talking with a lady I used to have a fling with in high school. She currently has a bf, and I can't believe for one second that he would be 100% okay with that. He is a total beta, if so, and I want to see if I still have an in for her.

Bro code be damned.
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TopicSo I Marathoned Dunkirk, Valerian, War for the Apes, and Girls Trip -||- AMA
EyeWontBeFooled
07/25/17 12:20:00 PM
#5
Balrog0 posted...
damn, I wanted to like valerian

When you don't get solid details on the plot of the movie until the third trailer, prepare for shit. No matter how pretty it looks.
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TopicBe honest: Why don't you post in the MLP topic?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/25/17 2:27:59 AM
#23
Thompson posted...
I'm a mostly passive introvert lurker.

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TopicIs the Desert Eagle a good self defense weapon?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 9:38:33 PM
#13
Tc, you would eviscerate the robber, seriously maim or kill the child in the wall behind your aggressor, all while going deaf and dislocating your arm for the trouble.

Definition of overkill.
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TopicPost a game you like and if I've played it I'll talk about it
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 9:34:11 PM
#85
Space Invaders: Infinity Gene
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TopicCat is puking up everywhere, with excessive drooling and drinking.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 7:30:48 PM
#19
Vet appointment was made for tomorrow. She seems in much better spirits today, and is drooling a lot less. Roomie gave her another full can of wet food. Will cross fingers it doesn't come back up.
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TopicI saw an overweight guy at walmart kinda my size alone.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 3:27:39 PM
#9
GOATSLAYER posted...
NonDairyMiltank posted...
nobody tell him that was a mirror
let him enjoy the moment

savage

Like ouch
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TopicHow hot is 43 C
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 1:36:43 PM
#14
Hot enough that you get a damn milkshake.
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TopicBatman Rebirth looks kinda good...
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 1:32:32 PM
#20
ChromaticAngel posted...
creativerealms posted...
Kite man.

Kite... Man?

Hell yeah!


this shit got so dark so fast.

"haha Kite-Man hell yeah joke character OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS NOT COOL"

Damn straight. Also, seeing Manchester Black again was TIGHT. Like, at full mast here, people. So good to see a great villain that isn't named Luthor get at the core of Superman's humanity and morality.
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TopicImmigration has changed Paris.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 1:25:34 PM
#16
Bunch of fearmongering from the latest batch of Stormfaqers in this topic.
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Topicjust had a break-in in my house
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 11:08:33 AM
#9
Leanaunfurled posted...
How would a hobo even use a hair dryer?

Probably uses a mens shelter wired for electricity.
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Topicjust had a break-in in my house
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 11:02:57 AM
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Sounds less like a crazy hobo, and more like a hungry hobo.
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TopicCat is puking up everywhere, with excessive drooling and drinking.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 10:59:29 AM
#17
She seems a lot better. Way less drool, happy to make a 3ft jump onto the bed, and only two small puke spots all night. Still, vet time.
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TopicCat is puking up everywhere, with excessive drooling and drinking.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 3:05:38 AM
#11
Zero_Destroyer posted...
If there's a vet anywhere, take it to one. A few questions, as someone who is homebound and has lived with cats all my life:

-Is her puking excessive? Does it occur after he tries to eat?
-Is the puking bile, or recently eaten food?
-What's the cat's breathing rate? Pay attention to breaths for about a minute. Breathing rate should be 20-30.
- Is the cat shaking, trembling, stumbling when she walks, etc?
-Does she walk far distances on her normal routine or does she sit down during longer walks?
-Does she make it to the catbox?
-What does the catbox look like?
-Is she bony/skinny or has she suffered from weight loss?
-Are her purring habits normal?
-Does she try and hide?

We had a 17 year old cat that died of a number of illnesses that built up, including kidney/liver failure, and he:

-Would often stop on his way to the catbox.
-Wouldn't finish, would need to be wiped.
-Would even sit in the catbox during the last few days.
-Drank excessively.
-Was very skinny.
-Breathed very quickly, had a fast heart rate.
-Stopped purring altogether.

1) puking was new, and she had something to eat prior. Roomie shouldn't have fed a whole fucking can of food to her, goddamnit
2) She has avoided her cat bed, and gets up/lays down in fits and bursts
3) She seems to make it to the litter box okay enough, and appears to be a healthy 12-15lbs (she's a big kitty)
4) Not sure about purring habits, but it does seem like she's scoping out a hidey-hole of some sort.
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TopicCat is puking up everywhere, with excessive drooling and drinking.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 1:33:49 AM
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HogRiderreturns posted...
No emergency vets in the area?

In Medicine Hat, AB? Nope
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TopicCat is puking up everywhere, with excessive drooling and drinking.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 1:33:19 AM
#4
Allanon23 posted...
She might just be sick man. My cat had similar symptoms (except she wasn't drinking water either) for like a week but then she got better and lived for 5 more years

I'll hold you to that. Still....blegh.
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TopicCat is puking up everywhere, with excessive drooling and drinking.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/24/17 1:27:45 AM
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I suspect kidney failure, and a possible dead cat by tonorrow morning. Isn't my cat, but my roommate's. What the fuck do I do to keep kitty comfortable? No vets are open on Sundays around here, so an appointment couldn't be made.

She is a 19 year old cat, so you kind of have to see this day coming eventually.
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TopicGirl Called Me Ugly. So I Decided To Get A Haircut. Did I Improve?[PIC]
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 8:04:30 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
much better hair

Cleo_II posted...
You look great! Now go bang her friend for vengeance.

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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 11:54:30 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
I am a cashier at a Walmart. There is a bright orange sign that says DO NO PUT HEAVY ITEMS ON CART in clear view.

Does that stop people from putting 18L water jugs and 24 packs of pop on the till? Fuck no!

Tbf, I wouldn't consider a 24-pack of canned sodas to be something so heavy that you can't put it on the belt.

I once had a customer put so much crap on the belt, it would not move. It isn't good for the belts, so don't put them on there, full stop.

If you need more, I am indeed physically capable of lifting said heavy items once in a while. Lifting, dragging, and awkwardly curving my back carrying 25+lbs of product several dozen times a day, over the course of a week, a month, a year, however, WILL get to you.

Also, I have a hand scanner to reach these items. Why lift that kind of stuff more than you have to? To show off your slick muscles at the grocery store?
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TopicCan someone explain to me why a Teen Titan is in the Justice League?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 11:43:50 AM
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Xeno14 posted...
probably because they are going to try and give cyborg as much exposure as possible before his movie

Nah, this retconning has been going on since the New 52 started. The extra exposure, I guess, is an added bonus.
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TopicPost a more attractive woman
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 5:25:00 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
dont apologize to me


this got weird

I tried my best to make it less weird. This better?

1iSBLKl
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TopicPost a more attractive woman
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 5:21:47 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
EyeWontBeFooled posted...

Fine. The answer is yes, I know her. I guess I just provided easy fodder for the 'next' hottest woman, I suppose.

well that's weird that you'd just post anyone you know's picture on CE given how people are here

I'm sorry. :(
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TopicPost a more attractive woman
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 5:18:02 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
EyeWontBeFooled posted...

Quiet, you

is that someone you know or

Quiet you

im not being rude or anything im just asking a question

whatever bruh

Fine. The answer is yes, I know her. I guess I just provided easy fodder for the 'next' hottest woman, I suppose.
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TopicPost a more attractive woman
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 5:11:29 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
EyeWontBeFooled posted...

Quiet, you

is that someone you know or

Quiet you
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TopicDo you still talk to your high school friends?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 4:52:38 AM
#13
UrCa1988 posted...
Most no, but I'm still very good friends with one.

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TopicPost a more attractive woman
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 4:51:45 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Instead of posting pics of hot women, posters would rather troll in a tired, poor fashion. Yep, I'm on CE.

Edit: Chun-Li'd

i mean you did the same

Quiet, you
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TopicSexpats are easily the grimiest people I have ever encountered in my life.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 4:50:29 AM
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toyota posted...
Not only that, why do most of them who do this look like old ass balding fat pedophile types?

Because that's who they are, and can't get any by other means.
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TopicPost a more attractive woman
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 4:48:34 AM
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Instead of posting pics of hot women, posters would rather troll in a tired, poor fashion. Yep, I'm on CE.

HXOur4C

Edit: Chun-Li'd
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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 4:44:52 AM
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I am a cashier at a Walmart. There is a bright orange sign that says DO NO PUT HEAVY ITEMS ON CART in clear view.

Does that stop people from putting 18L water jugs and 24 packs of pop on the till? Fuck no!
I have multiple sclerosis. If you can put it up on the belt, you can also take it off for me, and don't put it there next time. It ruins the belts.

We have hand scanners to get those items.
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TopicShould there be a blacks only viewing of Black Panther?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/17 4:33:11 AM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Makes about as much sense as the female only viewing of Wonder Woman.

DATS DA JOK
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TopicRetail Workers: What little things do customers do that just annoys you?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/22/17 11:46:32 AM
#30
Aristoph posted...
1. Throwing cash/change on the counter instead of placing it into your outstretched hand.
- This one is so irritating. I'm literally holding my hand out and open and you actively dodged it to throw your money on the counter underneath it. What the fuck? You actually put in extra effort to be an ass. I've done this back to customers a couple times. They always react with this really shocked face, and I say "I'm sorry, I just figured you might have some aversion to germs or something since you avoided my hand when you gave me your cash, so I didn't want to offend you." Two of them apologized to me, one just walked out. I consider it 3 wins. :-P

2. Setting items on the counter as far away as physically possible from you so you literally have to lean over the counter to reach it.
- Seriously, our counter is already wider than it really needs to be to begin with. When you place it on the far corner opposite me, you're just being an inconsiderate ass. I usually just leave it closer to my side of the counter in response so they then have to lean over to grab it too. Nobody's said anything about this one yet. I think it's subtle enough that they just don't notice, but it's one of those simple pleasures for me.

3. Not paying attention to the prompts when using a credit/debit card.
- This is just sheer stupidity at its finest. Our card reader has 3 prompts. First it asks if you want cash back, then to verify the amount, and then Yes/No for Debit/Credit. I've actually had someone fail at this 4 times in a single transaction. First he said Yes to cash back, then when it asked the amount he said he didn't want cash back. So I restarted and he hit No to cash back, and then immediately hit No to verify the amount and cancelled the transaction. I explained what he did, reset it, and he did the same thing again. The fourth attempt I walked him through step-by-step, and he hit Yes to Debit on the last question, then when asked for a PIN he said he wanted to run it as Credit. Then why the flying fuck did you say Yes for Debit when I explicitly told you to hit NO FOR CREDIT. -_- Fifth time's the charm, I guess.

You work at a Walmart, don't you?
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TopicSafe spaces are ruining everything.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/21/17 1:11:25 PM
#101
Mernardi posted...
Nomadic View posted...
I do hate that we can't even have debates anymore. GameFAQs have gotten way too strict with their "offensive" moderations.

What do you expect when the site has such a strong liberal bias? Conservative posters can't sneeze without getting suspended on this site.

Because with the exception of one or two, they couldn't argue their way out of a paper basket, and are just bottom feeding trolls for the most part.
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TopicI am going to delete this topic if nobody posts by 10:13 AM CST.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/21/17 11:10:47 AM
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thelovefist posted...
I can see this topic, but there are no posts in it?

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TopicNew Harley Quinn Playarts Kai Figure By Tetsuya Nomura
EyeWontBeFooled
07/21/17 11:06:40 AM
#28
Itachi157 posted...
Kelystic posted...
20,480 yen and AmiAmi for 18,960 yen.


And once again I don't understand how people have the money to collect figures regularly.

Because there are 100s of 1000s, if not millions of nerds that found themselves in 100K plus jobs in the past 40 years?
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TopicRocko's Modern Life reboot trailer.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/21/17 11:04:38 AM
#80
Klewer posted...
i admit i lol'd hard at the dark and gritty really really big man reboot

If you looked closely, now he's really, Really, REALLY Big Man :D
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TopicApplying for graduation, they let you put whatever name you want on the diploma
EyeWontBeFooled
07/21/17 9:56:56 AM
#11
GOATSLAYER posted...
Burt Macklin, FBI

Burst out laughing with this. No idea exactly why.
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TopicOJ Simpson granted Parole after 9 years in prison
EyeWontBeFooled
07/20/17 3:28:32 PM
#25
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
There's no way a rational person could possibly believe he's innocent, you're either trolling or entirely ignorant to the facts of the case.

Holy crap, what year is it again? 1994?
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TopicSBAllen became GameFAQs Admin 10 years ago today
EyeWontBeFooled
07/20/17 6:22:50 AM
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Looked gf posted...
to 500?

If this were in CJayC's hey day, this topic would have locked in 5 minutes after he posted :p
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TopicAmericans, why not live in Norway?
EyeWontBeFooled
07/20/17 6:15:05 AM
#62
voldothegr8 posted...
Because Norway is expensive as fuck to live with a huge tax burden to bear.

They also don't have to pay 50-200 dollars just to see a family doctor, and 100s, if not 1000s more to go to the hospital.
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TopicBoogie2988 and his wife are separating.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/20/17 6:09:09 AM
#74
KILBOTz posted...
^wasn't his wife hot though? even if he is successful with weight loss he is still unlikely to have a highly aesthetic body given how much he has already abused it.

Jesus Christ, can we be happy for the guy for once? He is getting the surgery he desperately needs, and his enabler is leaving his life. He will have that, as well as an established career in Youtube to fall back on. I wish him the very best :)
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TopicSo I bought condoms and lube for the first time
EyeWontBeFooled
07/19/17 1:32:12 PM
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Harpie posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
Harpie posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Is the Pill not an option for her?

I mean, condoms are the best for multiple reasons (Namely, STDs) but BC tends to be the least intrusive and.... Idiot-guy-proof.

She actually used to be on the pill, but stopped because she wanted to start having sex
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yeah, I know >.>

Her reasoning was that if she wasn't on BC, then she just wouldn't have sex

I told her it doesn't work that way and to get back on the goddamn pill lol

She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex.

Well she's not exactly an adult so I give her a pass

She sounds too goddamn stupid to be having sex.
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TopicI tell the poster of every tenth post to fuck off.
EyeWontBeFooled
07/18/17 9:15:41 PM
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No
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