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TopicTransformers Devastation is a blast
Evolician
02/20/18 11:39:25 PM
#6
I'm not much of a Transformers fan but I love Metal Gear Rising and Bayonetta so this game has my interest.
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Topicwhy do nerds hate watching sports so much
Evolician
02/20/18 4:20:09 PM
#1
sports is basically modern-day gladiators

isn't dat kool
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TopicBoutta begin Tales of Symphonia playthrough number, what, 20?
Evolician
02/19/18 8:56:07 PM
#63
TopicHave you ever wondered if Tails has two buttholes
Evolician
02/18/18 9:12:54 PM
#7
LordFarquad1312 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
Does Vulpix have 6? And Ninetales 9?????

The world needs to know!


He'd be pooping Poodle Noodles

u7IVt0J

Jesus Christ
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TopicBlack Panther was easily Marvel's best movie.
Evolician
02/17/18 11:25:25 AM
#17
I asked Alexa and she verified that Wonder Woman is in fact a Marvel movie.
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TopicIt's weird to see some articles slam Bayonetta as being misogynistic
Evolician
02/17/18 11:23:17 AM
#4
The gurl gamers I know love Bayonetta.

Some people are just insecure and whiny.
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TopicI'm sure Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood has 'cool' boss battles and fights.
Evolician
02/13/18 1:11:27 PM
#21
Because when a show deviates from the manga it usually just means shitty filler.

Or dumb cash-grab shows like FMA2003 which have no plot and shit on the original author's work.
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TopicI finally lost my v-card yesterday CE! ^_^
Evolician
02/13/18 1:04:51 PM
#20
Giant_Aspirin posted...
how did it play out versus your expectations?

Wasn't expecting it to be so tight. I basically busted in like twenty seconds lmao
I had hoped that years of deeding would have prepared me at least a tiny bit but nope
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TopicI'm sure Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood has 'cool' boss battles and fights.
Evolician
02/13/18 12:29:12 PM
#10
Every time someone refers to FMA2003 as "The Original," their opinion goes into the trash bin.
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Topic"Lets have a song where Gilbert Gottfried sings"
Evolician
02/12/18 11:35:55 PM
#6
ew is this the one without robin williams
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TopicI finally lost my v-card yesterday CE! ^_^
Evolician
02/12/18 4:17:14 PM
#1
At the crusty old age of 24.

If it can happen to me, then it can happen to you! Don't lose hope! (:
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TopicBeen playing DOOM (2016) on Switch.
Evolician
02/10/18 11:26:20 AM
#32
creativerealms posted...
SlashmanSG posted...
wackyteen posted...
Is the game supposed to just randomly lose sound? I've had this happen like 2 or 3 times now.

Never happened to me, but I play the PC version. Never dropped below 100fps either.

uh 100FPS isn't a thing.

LOL
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Topicape shall never kill ape
Evolician
02/09/18 3:12:00 PM
#14
Topicis destiny 2 still a thing
Evolician
02/08/18 12:59:13 PM
#10
I wanted to like Destiny 2 but my friends and I would have trouble simply joining each others teams to play the story together. Plus the story is still boring as all hell so any time we decide to give Destiny another try we just end up playing Overwatch instead.
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TopicDo King Piccolo's children ( Drum, Tambourine, Cymbal ) count as namekians?
Evolician
02/08/18 12:57:23 PM
#12
Chicken posted...
Jiek_Fafn posted...
DoomSwell posted...
Why doesn't Piccolo go all Froopy-Land and fuse with his kids to become Super Namekian God?


Some guys in Super did this.

And it was badass.

Sure wish they did more with those guys. They were pretty bland and forgettable.
Is it so hard to give characters unique attacks and costumes? They both looked exactly like Piccolo.
There were plenty of different-looking namekians seen back in the Freeza arc.
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TopicIs pulling out really a viable way of preventing babby from forming? ):
Evolician
02/08/18 12:17:00 PM
#8
CapnMuffin posted...
Dont listen to these people. If you do not want to be a father absolutely do not rely on pull out. End of story.

I knew it!!!
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TopicIs pulling out really a viable way of preventing babby from forming? ):
Evolician
02/08/18 12:10:07 PM
#1
Or are mean boys on the internet just trying to trick me into not using a condom?

I'm terrified of pregnancy but I wanna know how it feels ):
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Topicc/d you shave your legs
Evolician
02/08/18 11:57:54 AM
#3
I have super hairy mexican-bear legs. I don't even remember what it's like to have hairless legs. My legs have had hair since I was like 7 years old.

I've been pretty curious as to what it would feel like to be hairless again. Been considering shaving once just for the lulz / to see what its like.

<_<
>_>
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TopicDo King Piccolo's children ( Drum, Tambourine, Cymbal ) count as namekians?
Evolician
02/08/18 11:53:51 AM
#5
s0nicfan posted...
If those goofy pacifist aliens from the Bardock special count as Saiyans then the instrument trio can count as Namekians.

Although now that I think about it... were they even Namekians at that point in the series, or was that a retcon? I want to say at the time they were literally just demons.

They definitely were just demons back then.

Then Toriyama pulled some shit out of his butt and decided that both Goku and Piccolo were space aliens the whole time.
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TopicDo King Piccolo's children ( Drum, Tambourine, Cymbal ) count as namekians?
Evolician
02/08/18 11:44:35 AM
#1
Piccolo is a Namekian. Namekians reproduce by spitting out eggs. All three of these dudes came from these eggs! But they look nothing like Namekians! O:
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TopicWhat's that one Nintendo game where the main character fights their dark clone?
Evolician
02/06/18 12:50:11 PM
#16
TopicWhat's that one Nintendo game where the main character fights their dark clone?
Evolician
02/06/18 12:37:51 PM
#9
TopicWhat's that one Nintendo game where the main character fights their dark clone?
Evolician
02/06/18 11:27:11 AM
#7
TopicWhat's that one Nintendo game where the main character fights their dark clone?
Evolician
02/06/18 11:21:41 AM
#1
TopicDo you like this firm, plump ass?
Evolician
01/30/18 11:16:17 PM
#4
TopicWhich is better, Mega Man Legends or Mega Man 64?
Evolician
01/30/18 11:12:36 PM
#5
Gunpo posted...
I didnt even know there was a Mega Man 64

It's just an inferior port of Mega Man Legends apparently.
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TopicWhich is better, Mega Man Legends or Mega Man 64?
Evolician
01/30/18 9:58:43 PM
#1
Topicwhy is future trunks so cool
Evolician
01/30/18 2:14:07 PM
#16
But in Super they made him all skinny and he cries a lot and he's wearing some boring ass green turtleneck sweater for way too long.
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Topicwhy is future trunks so cool
Evolician
01/27/18 7:22:25 PM
#6
Isn't the jacket Bulma's? Or was that just a DBZA joke.
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TopicResident Evil 7 has the worst dialogue and acting ever
Evolician
01/27/18 4:38:27 PM
#21
I see the president equipped his daughter with ballistics too
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Topicc/d: porn is gross
Evolician
01/25/18 2:02:01 PM
#12
TopicIs there a CE Discord Channel?
Evolician
01/25/18 2:00:43 PM
#8
Coming here for 10+ years doesn't qualify? -_-
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TopicIs there a CE Discord Channel?
Evolician
01/25/18 1:48:48 PM
#3
Well hook us up with a link to it then bruh
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TopicIs it just my imagination or does Soul Calibur look more anime than it used to?
Evolician
01/25/18 1:05:16 PM
#9
Tupacrulez posted...
Lol imagine thinking SC2 females were 'modest'.
http://www.capsulecomputers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/soulcalibur-ii-hd-online-nightmare-vs-ivy.jpg

That's the thing! SC2 Ivy is modest as fuck when compared to SC5 Ivy.

Looked at her realistically-huge boobs. And her armor covers up most her body except for her thighs and chest.

In SC5 She has comically-huge anime tiddies that bounce like zero-gravity craziness. And the armor that covers her body was cut significantly. Giant under-boob window and both ass cheeks hanging out of a literal thong. She looks even more like a stripper than she already did.

In SC2 she was a classy seductress. In SC5 She's just NAKED!
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TopicIs it just my imagination or does Soul Calibur look more anime than it used to?
Evolician
01/25/18 12:10:11 PM
#7
Raiden would be an AMAZING guest character. The thumbnail definitely looks just like him.
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TopicIs it just my imagination or does Soul Calibur look more anime than it used to?
Evolician
01/25/18 12:02:02 PM
#1
I remember back in Soul Calibur 2 the graphics looked super realistic. There was a touch of anime to the art style but the character models still looked real and gritty. So did the environments.

Then Soul Calibur 4 came around and all the characters look too clean and overly-shiny. They all got big anime eyes and spiky bright-colored hair and the boobies got too big n' bouncy instead of having a modest realistic jiggle.



The new one looks good so far but the art style is just more of the same from SC5.

Do people prefer this? Am I imagining things??
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TopicIs there a CE Discord Channel?
Evolician
01/23/18 11:34:47 PM
#1
I wanna eat lunch with the cool kids at the cool kids table
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TopicHow do you rate ZombiePelican as a CE poster?
Evolician
01/22/18 10:41:50 PM
#13
What kind if poll is this? There's no Welch option.
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TopicWhy do white people use their hands to wash their body instead of a loofah?
Evolician
01/22/18 6:39:54 PM
#41
Da best way to clean your butt is to swipe the bar of soap between your cheeks like a credit card
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TopicTell me about Bane
Evolician
01/22/18 6:38:01 PM
#10
TC why do you dislike grape juice

It has your name right on da bottle
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Topic21 Fictional Men who are actually problematic AF
Evolician
01/21/18 7:26:07 PM
#29
Gafemage posted...
"Marty McFly thinks a great way to set up his parents is to get a guy to SEXUALLY ASSAULT THIS MOTHER so his dad can act like the hero and rescue her." kayefayette

Um, his entire fucking existence was on the verge of being erased?!?!? I know it's Buzzfeed, but I'm actually astounded by how stupid this is.

Using Biff was not part of Marty's plan.

Did this person watch the movie
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TopicIt's kind of interesting that the science fiction genre was started by a woman.
Evolician
01/21/18 6:28:27 PM
#12
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Frankenstein was horror.

Maybe if you didn't read the book!
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TopicSo that's it, huh? We're some kinda... Justice League?
Evolician
01/21/18 12:53:38 PM
#13
You know Batman, you really are The Dark Knight Rises.
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TopicI love all those wacky memes you youngsters come up with. ^_^
Evolician
01/20/18 9:42:07 PM
#1
Like that new one from VR Chat "African Sonic."

"Do you know the path?" "Sneeze on the king!"

Good stuff. xD
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TopicNeon's Best Boobs in Gaming Tournament >_> - Day 1b
Evolician
01/20/18 9:15:26 PM
#46
wtf Cerebella is waaay better.

Typical CE being basic af
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TopicDKC3 > DKC2 > DKC1 > DKCTF > DKCR
Evolician
01/20/18 3:17:47 PM
#16
Why don't you like Tropical Freeze??

It's the most 2D platformer ever ):
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TopicHouse played Metroid: Zero Mission.
Evolician
01/20/18 12:58:30 AM
#2
And Jesse played Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 in Breaking Bad.

It takes incredible acting skills to pretend Sonic 06 multiplayer is fun at all.
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TopicWhat if: Theres a Rule outlawing Masturbation, what do you do?
Evolician
01/19/18 10:12:37 PM
#7
I don't masturbate. I deed like a proper and civilized ceman.
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TopicI really hate 4chan
Evolician
01/19/18 8:55:10 PM
#17
I like /v/ and /vg/ and /b/ and /gif/ for when I'm horny.
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TopicIf you take out Finn's entire subplot from Last Jedi... *spoilers*
Evolician
01/19/18 8:19:09 PM
#24
"Failure is the theme of the movie" is a poor excuse for all the characters making stupid decisions.
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