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TopicSayoria the Wise
Eevee-Trainer
09/10/17 2:26:01 PM
#29
Ilishe posted...
*impales Sayoria on the sword, hilt first*

Sayoria the shish kebab :o

Sh... Should I eat her? >.> <.<
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Topic50000 idiots have banded together to support shooting down a hurricane
Eevee-Trainer
09/10/17 2:31:54 AM
#3
...

I ...

Wow.
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TopicWhy is everyone worried about a tiny hurricane?
Eevee-Trainer
09/10/17 1:43:48 AM
#10
shnangyboos posted...
Verdekal posted...
Godnorgosh posted...
There are probably storms bigger than Earth on Jupiter.

I thought it was common knowledge the great red spot is three Earths wide.



I hear different things. Sometimes it's the size of Earth, sometimes it's three times Earth's size. I just don't know who to believe anymore!

Not sure if serious but the Great Red Spot storm has been diminishing in size for quite some time IIRC. It's no more eternal than the storms on Earth: it was bound to end someday.
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TopicWow I actually got a legitimate match on tinder after 4 months of trying
Eevee-Trainer
09/10/17 12:18:44 AM
#30
Xenozoa425 posted...
Tadamoto24 posted...
What should I have said?

I would have said something like:

"Just so we're clear off the bat, I actually happen to be a drunk neo-nazi rapist that tips badly... but only on Tuesdays."

Sarcastic, funny, attention grabbing, and tells her that you read her bio. From there you can say things like "nah I'm only kidding" and don't be afraid to throw an emoji or two.

Not gonna lie, that line DID get a chuckle out of me.

WHY ARE YOU ON CE GIVING LEGITIMATE ADVICE
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TopicWoman who chose baby instead of chemotherapy has died,RIP
Eevee-Trainer
09/10/17 12:05:59 AM
#24
Deadpool_18 posted...
FightingGames posted...
kid will grow up knowing that he was the reason why his mother died


....shit

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TopicWho lives closest to me?
Eevee-Trainer
09/10/17 12:00:08 AM
#18
IIRC @DelianSK said he'd be going to your trial so he can't be that far off?
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TopicIf you are a Sayoria fan, you are a Sayian. Think about that.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 11:14:22 PM
#8
*goes Super Saiyan Blue*
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TopicSayoria the Wise
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 10:12:03 PM
#24
But how will you pass your Japanese class if you're not up to date on the latest things in weeb culture? D:
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TopicSayoria the Wise
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 10:04:11 PM
#22
Sayoria posted...
I haven't watched anime in years.

y tho
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TopicSayoria the Wise
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 9:51:42 PM
#14
Sayoria posted...
Never watched it

You should, it's a pretty decent anime, I really liked it. Though if you do watch it, watch the Unlimited Blade Works version, it's much better than the "plain" one in like every way, in my opinion.
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TopicSayoria the Wise
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 9:50:44 PM
#13
Sayoria posted...
Wha. O_o

I like swords. ( '-')

Sylph posted...
Did you learn nothing from Fate Stay Night?

I still need to watch Fate/Apocrypha myself.
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TopicSayoria the Wise
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 9:37:40 PM
#4
Sayoria posted...
*Stands on a rock, leaning on a sword stuck in the rock*

*Hair blowing in the wind*

......Yes.

*casually tugs on the sword*
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TopicTextbooks: stop skipping all the algebra steps to show how smart you are
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 9:32:39 PM
#6
chill02 posted...
the proof is left as an exercise to the reader

God that triggers me so much.

frozenshock posted...
My calculus teacher once told us "forget about the book, the books are written for teachers, not students"

eh, it depends on the nature of the textbook.

Now, the calculus textbook I used? That was DEFINITELY the case. >_<
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TopicTextbooks: stop skipping all the algebra steps to show how smart you are
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 9:08:47 PM
#3
I can get behind this.
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TopicPresident Clinton just ended affirmative action for white people!
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 7:53:19 PM
#8
Bio1590 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Is that site run by people high on all the drugs

I was assuming it was run by a bunch of right-wingers who think they're funny.

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TopicC/D: Girls in general will have sex with just about any guy, just not you
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 7:52:09 PM
#53
Sayoria posted...
There are girls who would have sex with me and I'm trans.


Cmon CE guys, step your game up.

Augment "girls" to "girls and guys" and pretty much the same is true for me. Somehow.
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TopicSo..slow. So mind numbingly slow.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 6:53:53 PM
#8
Duncanwii posted...
metralo posted...
worst pokemon gen by far imo. platinum included

Well I wouldn't go that far...

IMO Gen. VI is worst gen.
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TopicSo..slow. So mind numbingly slow.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 6:53:38 PM
#7
I only played the Sinnoh games like once each.

I think it was last summer or the year before that I tried to replay Diamond and I couldn't bother getting further than Sandgem IIRC.
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TopicBoy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 5:50:53 PM
#170
Tmk posted...
It's definitely not something I thought up, though I knew it deep down before I originally saw someone say something like that.

Yeah, don't get me wrong, I agree 100%. The ideal relationship is with someone you could consider your best friend and the only real distinguishing factor from the platonic would be the sexual component primarily, at least to me.

It's just the way you phrased it that I found amusing.
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TopicBoy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 5:45:06 PM
#168
Tmk posted...
Your significant other should basically be a best friend you realise you want to bang.

*marks down as a memorable quote of 2017*
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TopicMy friend doesn't want to hang out because she think she 'forced herself in'.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 5:43:29 PM
#3
I think she means basically that she would feel like she was trying to be a part of a group and force her way in - sort of like third-wheeling I guess? I think I get what she's getting at it's just hard for me to put into words.

SSJGrimReaper posted...
Seems like she just came up with a random shitty excuse and doesn't really wanna hang out with you >_>

Could also be this.
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TopicBoy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 5:35:15 PM
#166
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Sayoria posted...
I know it is silly to think it, but I want that kind of love where it is with a friend close to me. Someone I know personally. It's too late to get that "growing up with my love" experience that just hits my heart just right, but I still want something similar. I don't want to just try love. I want to be in love. I've never experienced what that is like. I want to feel like I need that person and that we'd be a perfect couple. I need someone who would get me giddy and be far more romantic than sexual. Sort of a fairy tale relationship. It's a lot to ask, but my mind is like this.

I'm glass that hasn't been shattered yet. My expectations are high and I know it is ridiculous, but I don't want to dilly dally with hopeful sex people. I want true love.

/dreamerthings

I know that feel too well Say ;_;
It legit made me sad reading this because it hits too close to home.

Same tbh, I just didn't want to say anything.
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TopicBoy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 5:18:23 PM
#164
Zodd3224 posted...
Tmk posted...
It's interesting how conservatives try to cling to any fringe story about being trans to demonise the whole thing and go "NOPE! Invalid. It's all invalid!"

But then when it comes to, say, gun control, "OH PLEASE. If you ignore all the easily preventable wrongful deaths and accidental discharges and irresponsible owners letting their kids use them to disastrous effects and the massive list of mass shootings, they're good for us!"


LoL.

Well said Tmk

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TopicWarned/Suspended User General: What's funnier than 24? 25!
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 5:14:47 PM
#455
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
--kresnik-- posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
Anteaterking posted...
Repeatedly quoting the same users without contributing is spam.

Pretty sure repeatedly quoting your alts is considered disruptive as well

Then why weren't you suspended?

Bullet_Wing has no alts.

Proof?

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TopicWarned/Suspended User General: What's funnier than 24? 25!
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 5:08:35 PM
#452
--kresnik-- posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
Anteaterking posted...
Repeatedly quoting the same users without contributing is spam.

Pretty sure repeatedly quoting your alts is considered disruptive as well

Then why weren't you suspended?

Bullet_Wing has no alts.
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TopicBoy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 5:05:50 PM
#159
Sayoria posted...
The truth is, whenever someone confesses to me, I grow distant. I don't get mad, but things usually become awkward.

Except Crimmy right? ;p
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TopicSo I'm watching Re:Zero...
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 4:44:37 PM
#7
dioxxys posted...
what?

Its only like 26 episodes long

No I mean there's a bunch of other series I need to watch. Like 70+ between friends' recommendations and random things I picked up. I did a count a few days ago and it amounted to over 2,000 episodes I need to watch.
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TopicHow bad is/are there scenes of child abuse in IT?
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 5:41:56 AM
#14
Kanaya413 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
USANumber1 posted...
I'm not talking about space clowns killing kids, I'm talking about the dad molesting the little girl. I don't want to watch that shite. It's heavily implied in the miniseries and I have to assume an r rated movie takes things further.

I mean in the book all the kids go into the sewer and gang bang the girl in an attempt to become adults and make IT go away and the girl comments on one boys lack of pubes implying he was prepubescent. I haven't seen the movie but I have a feeling that the child molestation implication and things like the child gang bang were removed...

WOAH WTF

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TopicAbortion Spas should be a thing.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 3:50:41 AM
#15
DreadedWave posted...
You come up with some strange topics TC.

He's a half-baked troll from PotD, I would pay him no mind.
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TopicITT: We act like the fam v2
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 3:49:59 AM
#134
copenhagen posted...
Wth is this shit

How long has fam been going on... This looks stupid

Marked for fam harassment, enjoy ur ban
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TopicFuck it.
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 2:39:07 AM
#5
MabusIncarnate posted...
@Go_Totodile

Seems like his kinda thread

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TopicSo I'm watching Re:Zero...
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 2:04:21 AM
#5
A friend of mine recommended it to me.

It's in a queue of like 2,000 episodes of anime to watch alongside it. <_<
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TopicFavorite CE ship?
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 1:25:30 AM
#31
FranklinsCousin posted...
What's this kissing cousins shit

The best ship and the mostly likely to be true tbqh
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TopicWho gives a fuck?
Eevee-Trainer
09/09/17 12:17:14 AM
#8
Go_Totodile posted...
This is a FUCKING video

Stop watching porn
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TopicI can't help but think there's an parallel universe where I hooked up w/my crush
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 11:38:46 PM
#2
"I can't help but think there's an parallel universe where I hooked up w/my crush"

There probably is. Multiverse theory, many-worlds interpretation, whatever you want to look at I guess might work?
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TopicWho gives a fuck?
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 11:37:49 PM
#3
I have many fucks to give, none of which I shall ever give.
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TopicThe CE official 9/7/2017 Party!
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 10:10:51 PM
#16
*throws cake at @Go_Totodile*
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TopicBoy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years.
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 10:10:14 PM
#137
Sylph posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Sylph posted...
Let's just say that the proper application of oral can get a guy begging and panting and I know that the reverse situation is true as well.

I mean I know that's true (I've read up on the sort of stuff for God knows what reason), but it doesn't make it any more appealing for me.

You may find yourself feeling otherwise in the heat of the moment. Have you had much experience?

Nope, so I suppose it's fair to say I'm naive.
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TopicBoy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years.
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 9:50:18 PM
#134
Sylph posted...
Let's just say that the proper application of oral can get a guy begging and panting and I know that the reverse situation is true as well.

I mean I know that's true (I've read up on the sort of stuff for God knows what reason), but it doesn't make it any more appealing for me.
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TopicThe world isn't ending guys stop freaking out.
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 9:48:37 PM
#4
Duncanwii posted...
Hurricanes and earthquakes happen all the time, these just happened to be particularly strong ones is all.

Particularly strong and particularly close together. World might not be ending but holy fuck it's a bad situation for those involved.
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TopicGoing away party
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 9:00:58 PM
#33
Awww. :(

lemme know when you return, you were cool. ;-;
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TopicThe official MERNARDI is leaving topic!!
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 8:57:52 PM
#6
He is? Where'd he say that?

I hope he's not, he's one of the few people I like here.
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TopicI'm not leaving here for awhile.
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 8:57:18 PM
#4
Muffinz0rz posted...
ok

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TopicI'm leaving here for awhile.
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 8:56:40 PM
#42
StrikeGently posted...

Jsyk she's married and lesbian, if I remember correctly. Your chances of getting with her are almost as low as Hoth's of getting with anyone lmao
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TopicKiite Kudasai Minna!
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 8:53:55 PM
#17
Duncanwii posted...
I wish I could learn Japanese but my Community College doesn't have it.

Same but for my university. We used to have a Japanese program though but oh well.
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TopicKiite Kudasai Minna!
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 8:48:12 PM
#15
DocileOrangeCup posted...
this is like actually the worst topic ever invented in a lab by shitentists

The question is whether that should be regarded as a failure or an achievement.
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TopicBoy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years.
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 8:45:03 PM
#127
Zodd3224 posted...
You people are crazy, sex without oral is like dinner with no side dishes.

... I eat subs for lunch and dinner. Just a sub. >_>

Sayoria posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Sylph posted...
Next thing you know, they are gonna say that they will never even try anything anal either.

Seriously... da fuck

There's no way in my current state that I could do anal. My backside is just..... overly dry. Not even sure lubing would help.

Same, kinda. I'm kinda willing to give it a shot but I'm kinda wary.

...

YES I'M WEIRD SO WHAT ;-;
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TopicKiite Kudasai Minna!
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 7:31:30 PM
#10
Sayoria posted...
Ah. Davido-Kun.

m(_ _)m

I feel like this is a reference I should get but I don't. ;-;

God I need to watch more anime. I have like 2,000 episodes on my laptop I still haven't watched.
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TopicBoy who transitioned to female at 12 changes his mind after 2 years.
Eevee-Trainer
09/08/17 7:30:08 PM
#116
Sayoria posted...
Sylph posted...
Oh, I wasn't the only one performing it. I also was the recipient, and that part was nice as well.


Well, either way, I'll never understand how people can just..... do it. Like.... put their mouths on specific parts knowing where they've been where sweat, bodily functions and so on occur down there.

At least I'm not the only one who thinks that way. <_<
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