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TopicYou're on a first date with an attractive, funny, seemingly well-adjusted girl.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 11:39:11 AM
#18
My Gf is well adjusted and not an environmentalist. Hopefully that's fine with people.

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TopicEarthworm Jim! In soil he did crawl. Earthworm Jim! A Super Suit did fall.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 11:31:35 AM
#1
Jim was just a dirt eating chewing length of worm flesh, but all that came to a crash and gave him lots of power! Yeah!

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TopicAn ad literally just covered my whole country
Duncanwii
01/23/22 11:24:31 AM
#6
MI4 REAL posted...
You failed to see the highest ending in Wario Land 3 did you?

Wario Land 3 only has one ending. I think you're thinking of the first Wario Land.

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Topic9/10 people are shit human beings, per sources.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 11:21:36 AM
#4
I'd say my good opinion/bad opinion ratio is 40/60.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 11:00:38 AM
#85
Error1355 posted...


You have the world politics education of a 4th grader.

People are right. Russia is doing this because they are weakened and desperate. Never underestimate a cornered rat, you dont know what it might do.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 10:53:52 AM
#79
Slaya4 posted...
The world is watching and depending on how we act, this could f*** up a lot of countries from Ukraine to Japan.

And if we attack Russia and they fire nukes every country will be fucked up.

Why arent you getting this? I feel like I'm the only sane person in this topic.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 10:39:09 AM
#74
Funkydog posted...

So when do we tell Russia no? This isn't the first country they are trying to conquer in the past few years. So what makes you think they will stop with Ukraine?

Besides, countries are already telling Russia no anyway - my country, the UK, is arming Ukraine.

I'm only against a direct assault, arming Ukraine in secret is perfectly fine, that's what we did all throughout the Cold War.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 10:14:28 AM
#68
ThyCorndog posted...
russia is a regional power, not a global power. stop hyping up russia. yes they have nukes, but that's not a reason to let them take over literal countries

When those nukes are capable of killing every living thing on this planet it absolutely is a reason. You people are so desperate to stop climate change yet you're so willing to risk an even bigger catastrophe.

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TopicI accidentally woke up my Gf now shes angry with me.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 10:10:31 AM
#14
Punctus_Pilot posted...
Do something really nice for her. Give her your copy of Legends Arceus when it comes out to show her that you're willing to postpone your happiness so she can have hers.

The problem with this plan is I'm not getting Legends Arceus. She is though.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 10:06:32 AM
#63
MedeaLysistrata posted...

Bro this is about actual stuff happening in the world

It's called an analogy.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 10:02:47 AM
#59
Sayoria posted...


Lol, I too, am scared of snowy land.

Are you saying you arent afraid of nuclear weapons? If so you're a fool.

Look, I agree that you cannot let a bully continue bully other kids, but this particular bully has a giant robot and yeah another kid might also have a giant robot and is just as powerful but at the end of the fight the school is destroyed and everyone is dead.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 9:54:45 AM
#56
Sayoria posted...


We have more power than they do, and more allies than they do. They aren't a threat to us right now.

As I've been saying over and over again, ANY country with the kind of weapons Russia has is a threat to not only the West, but the world. Even us.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 9:50:27 AM
#51
Sayoria posted...
Also sure, not a threat to the west now,

They're already a threat to the west.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 9:43:40 AM
#45
whitelytning posted...
My question, again, is what will the Russian response be if NATO forces intervened?

I'd argue that the very fact he's doing this shows Putin doesnt give a damn about MAD. Hes a nutcase.

They are a non-threat to the west.


Every country with nukes is a threat. Give even a small country the kind of weapons we have and they become supervillains overnight.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 9:39:53 AM
#40
OVERGOATED posted...
America is not backing down. Russia doesn't seem to be either. War seems inevitable. What a bleak way to wake up.

The people in this topic dont seem to understand what nuclear war means for the planet. They'd rather be macho and root for war either not knowing, or most likely not caring, they're voting for omnicide.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 9:33:58 AM
#32
whitelytning posted...
Lets play it out a little.

Russia invades. NATO forces intervene and take part in a hot conflict in Ukrain. I dont know if it necessarily leads to a Russian nuclear response. Where are they going to target? The capitals in Europe? In America? In Ukrain? Why?

Mutually Assured Destruction runs off the principle that a country with nuclear weapons will not directly attack another country with nuclear weapons since they can counter attack with a nuclear weapon. Additionally a country with them would not use them since the other country understands that a nuclear counterattack is sure to follow. The entire reason the Cold War existed and still exists is that neither the US and Russia can attack each other directly so proxy wars were the only way to keep each other in check.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 9:23:24 AM
#25
Error1355 posted...
Duncan you should probably stop going into every topic ranting that the world is going to end.

There are 10 people in the poll who literally voted for the end of world. What am I supposed to think?

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 9:21:39 AM
#23
Sayoria posted...


, .

I'm not changing my mind no matter how much Japanese you throw at me. I think you are smart Say and I agree with you most of the time, but not this time.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 9:13:18 AM
#21
AngelicRadiance posted...

Duncan's the type of guy who'd give the Bond villain everything he wants because he has a doomsday device.

This isnt a movie, this is real life with real life consequences. I'd rather not see 7 billion perish overnight.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 9:06:04 AM
#15
Sayoria posted...


The problem here is, sure, they take Ukraine. Then what? Belarus? Then Poland? Then Finland? The more they take ownership of, the stronger they become. There needs to be a fine line of where they need to stop. If we just allow them to continue to take over things just because they have nuclear power, we'll end up letting them take every country they could ever want. By that time, there would be no stopping them.

We need to prevent this shit before it gets out of hand. And it will.

Ok so the solution is kill everything on the planet? Because despite what Fallout may suggest there are no survivors in a nuke war.

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TopicWill you have a GF/SO by Valentines Day 2022?
Duncanwii
01/23/22 9:00:41 AM
#4
Already had one for years now.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 8:57:46 AM
#5
Sayoria posted...
Lol, yeah, let Russia just have Ukraine. I mean when Germany did this shit 80 somewhat years ago, this turned out fine.

Germany didnt have enough nuclear weapons to end all life on earth several times over.

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TopicUkraine's US embassy told to evacuate due to fear of invasion
Duncanwii
01/23/22 8:57:10 AM
#4
Gamefaqs needs to isolate the people voting option one and ban them because they literally want the entire planet to die.

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TopicI accidentally woke up my Gf now shes angry with me.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 8:52:17 AM
#1
What do?

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TopicIdea for a Zelda game:Link is dead
Duncanwii
01/23/22 8:51:14 AM
#10
MI4 REAL posted...


7 years.

Link was out of commission for 100 years in Breath of the Wild.

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TopicWhy are the honey trees a thing in Pokemon Diamond and Pearl?
Duncanwii
01/23/22 7:56:51 AM
#1
Just to make us suffer? 6 real life hours before anything shows up is lame.

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TopicIf you do too many cheats in Banjo, Gruntilda will literally erase your save.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 6:43:55 AM
#1
So dont do it!

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TopicIs she hot?
Duncanwii
01/23/22 6:30:00 AM
#5
I'd hit it.

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TopicTeleport has to be my least favorite Pokemon move.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 5:34:30 AM
#15
Riev posted...


which is literally only abra

Ralts gets it. And technically a ton of Pokemon got it through TM in Gen 1.

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TopicI hear that Lan guy is pretty lame.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 4:28:45 AM
#20
If a mod flames themselves do they mark their own posts or does another mod do that?

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TopicIm not going to sleep, arm hurts when I roll over.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 4:27:21 AM
#1
Probably going to go I to the kitchen and heat up some Chinese hopefully without waking up the whole house.

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TopicTeleport has to be my least favorite Pokemon move.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 3:32:10 AM
#10
inTaCtfuL posted...
You also have a 100% catch rate if you use a Quick Ball on the first turn lol

Sure I would, if I were at a part of the game that sells Quick Balls.

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TopicTeleport has to be my least favorite Pokemon move.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 3:23:34 AM
#7
Kim_Seong-a posted...
You have a 50 percent chance of grabbing full-health ralts with a great ball, and a one-third chance with a Pokeball.

It's not that bad.

Lies. I threw 7 Heal Balls, which have the strength of a normal Pokeball, at a full strength Ralts in the Underground before it got caught. And that's just the times it didnt immediately Teleport away after one toss.

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TopicTeleport has to be my least favorite Pokemon move.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 3:03:47 AM
#4
Kim_Seong-a posted...
You have a 40% chance of catching Abra at full health with a great ball. It's annoying to track them down every time you fail, but the odds aren't bad. And Kadabra/Alakazam are such fucking powerhouses it sort of makes sense that they're hard to grab.

I'm not looking for Abra I'm looking for Ralts.

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TopicTeleport has to be my least favorite Pokemon move.
Duncanwii
01/23/22 2:52:47 AM
#1
Any Pokemon that has it becomes 100 times harder to catch.

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TopicCompare Trump's presidency to a video game.
Duncanwii
01/22/22 10:55:20 PM
#8
Ride to Hell Retribution.

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TopicYou wake up in the night to find Mario standing over you after your liver.
Duncanwii
01/22/22 9:08:21 PM
#1
What do you do?

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TopicDr Fauci should run for President.
Duncanwii
01/22/22 7:39:07 PM
#2
Actually I forgot about Obama, who was in office 10 years ago. He was a good President.

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TopicDr Fauci should run for President.
Duncanwii
01/22/22 7:27:04 PM
#1
He'd be a better pick then anyone we got in the last 10 years.

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TopicWho should play Namor in MCU?
Duncanwii
01/22/22 7:24:52 PM
#13
Wait, wait, wait, Namor's Last name is McKenzie?

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TopicAre you in support of GameFaqs allowing full on nudity?
Duncanwii
01/22/22 3:29:27 PM
#3
I'd be ok with it but legally they cant as long as minors are using the site.

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TopicThey put my arm in a sling.
Duncanwii
01/22/22 3:13:14 PM
#13
a-c-a-b posted...


What kind of painkillers?

Prescription strength Ibuprophin

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TopicThey put my arm in a sling.
Duncanwii
01/22/22 3:09:36 PM
#11
StarDestroyer posted...
How did this happen Duncan?

I woke up yesterday and my arm hurt. They gave me prescription painkillers and a sling and recommended orthopedics.

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TopicThey put my arm in a sling.
Duncanwii
01/22/22 3:04:07 PM
#1
That's how painful my punched nerve is.

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TopicMcDonald's to expand the McPlant burger after plant-based craze soars.
Duncanwii
01/21/22 5:37:20 PM
#29
Sir_Gawain posted...

Shut the fuck up Duncan.

You're only angry because you know I'm right. McDonalds fries were at their best when soaked in animal fat.

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TopicMcDonald's to expand the McPlant burger after plant-based craze soars.
Duncanwii
01/21/22 5:35:09 PM
#26
Sir_Gawain posted...
They could also, like, make their fries edible for vegans if they want to branch out lol

No way. They already ruined their fries 20 years ago when they stopped using animal fat.

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TopicIn Earthworm Jim what button do you press to jump while on a rope?
Duncanwii
01/21/22 3:46:29 PM
#1
Just started the game and when I try to jump while hanging on a rope I let go and helicopter down.

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TopicMy arm has been really hurting me all day.
Duncanwii
01/21/22 3:23:29 PM
#1
The Doctor said I have a pinched nerve in my spinal area.

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