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ParanoidObsessive posted...

So you're asking whether to go to Panda, or to be a Trash Panda yourself.

yes
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The coffee law will be ammended by the coffee legislator.
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wwinterj25 posted...

I hear dumpsters are all the range.

With the overpriced garbage they sell you in "modern" restaurants these days... this is probably true!
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Where should I go out to dinner tonight?
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Mad_Max posted...

The east side. Rising sun and all that.

thanks!
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Is it the right side or the left?

Asking for a friend.
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Got the pilot light to work. The house is warm now.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

dun blow urself up

yeah... really don't want to do that..
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I need to relight it, but Im not confident in doing it.
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PI9jFp0cnig

this is us.
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I don't care about badges, only Karma!
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It's a simple question doctor.
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Jen0125 posted...

Butt

face!
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...dirty room using the vacuum cleaner in the closet. Please?
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Arthur arrives at Buster's house and knocks on the door. Buster answers and is pleased to see his best friend.

Buster: Hey, Arthur. I was just about to make a baloney pizza. Want some?

Arthur: No thanks, Buster. I've actually got to talk to you about something.

Buster: Huh? What is it? Come inside.

Arthur steps in and sits down on the couch across from Buster.

Buster: So what's up? Is it about the new Bionic Bunny comic book? Because I saw a commercial and --

Arthur: Buster...

Buster sees that it's something serious. He sits down across from Arthur, who sighs.

Arthur: Remember last night after we finished playing Dark Bunny at my house? And your mom came to pick you up?

Buster: Yeah. What about it?

Arthur: Do you know why she was in my room with me for such a long time?

Buster: Yeah, she said she was getting my sleeping bag and toys. And since I'm so messy it took her a while to get it all together. And you were helping her. I can't argue that, I'm pretty messy.

Arthur: *sigh* Well, she wasn't packing your things. And I wasn't helping. We were doing...something else.

Buster: Something else?

Arthur: Well, at first we were packing up your things. She was across the room getting your Bionic Bunny comics. She was bending over getting them all together and I looked over and saw her...her...behind. And it made me feel things that I'd never felt before. Good things. Things I never felt around MY mom for sure. I don't know what it was.

Arthur looks at Buster, who is listening closely. He continues.

Arthur: Well, I ignored it. But then I saw her turn around and put the comics in your bag, and her top button on her shirt was open. I saw down into her shirt, and saw these two round things hanging from her chest. They were so...nice. I just loved staring at them, I couldn't stop. But then...

Buster: What?

Arthur: She saw me looking. I thought she'd be mad, but she wasn't. She just smiled at me and started walking over. I was scared, I thought she was going to hit me or something. But she just started rubbing my arm and said, "Did you like what you saw?"

Arthur has tears rolling down his cheeks now.

Arthur: Then she said, "I'll show you more...a lot more." And she led me over to my bed, where she started taking her clothes off until she was completely naked.

Buster: What?! Why would she do that?
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Just Dropped $1,499 on a iPhone

fix'd

(what we all read and thought)
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with Magus's hard
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Chrono Trigger appeared
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Which Video Game King Would You Impeach/Dethrone?
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what is monday night raw
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in a gangbang
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they measured that pizza like it was a dong.
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Admittedly, it is MBP for me.
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https://www.npr.org/2019/10/08/767283820/not-one-drop-of-blood-cattle-mysteriously-mutilated-in-oregon

"A lot of people lean toward the aliens," Jenkins says. "One caller had told us to look for basically a depression under the carcass. 'Cause he said that the alien ships will kinda beam the cow up and do whatever they are going to do with it. Then they just drop them from a great height."
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Mead posted...

asking foreign countries to dig up dirt on your political rivals

i c wat u did thar
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Dragon Quest
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Pox Fews Noll
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That s*** looks like soup!
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Crossing the road in a crosswalk.
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Blighboy posted...

Did somebody on PotD write an erotic gender-flipped Twilight fanfiction at one point or did I hallucinate that?

No, it happened. It's on PotDpedia somewhere.
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Old time PotDers remember this story.
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to McDonald's. Then
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Ogurisama posted...

Find a place to watch the Kings V Knights and see if you can spot me

Bowling alley might have it on!
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HornedLion posted...

1)Go to your local grocery store.

2)Buy tortilla chips, cheese, and jalapeos

3)Melt the cheese

4)Turn on TLC and watch My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding and eat the chips and cheese dip

5)Then cry yourself to sleep

Can't do that... currently invested in the Great British Bake Off.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

I'm going bowling.

that kind of fun I can get down to! What kind of bowling? Candle pin? King Pin? Galaxy / Disco bowling?
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what to do?
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Good ole Colt 45
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Do the American thing and Sue your employer for some kind of outrageous harassment claim... Or say you had some medical condition they were not accomodating... Yeah... That'll teach them!


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Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...

Dmess85 posted...

Bonus points if you know which drain they got sucked off in to meet King Koopa.

What did It suck them off in the sewer?

Yeah, they got sucked off in the sewer. That's how they met the princess.
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