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4/10 to the dudes, 6.5 for the chick
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sounds like you guys have never smoked weed
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'preferred customer' worked
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so i lost my debit card and got a temporary one today at the bank while i wait for them to send out a new one. trying to order movie tickets and its asking for the cardholder name but it just says 'Preferred Customer' on the card and not my name. do i type that in or my real name?
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Ogurisama posted...

What about musicians that are extremely talented but have anxiety so they cant play live. If they try they just have a panic attack

meg white :(
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eat a banana and drink a Gatorade with salt
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lol
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mooreandrew58 posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

mooreandrew58 posted...

now mayweather needs to man up and step into the octagon. its only fair imo

Yeah right

That would last 10 seconds

its what I hated most about this whole situation. making one guy greatly limit what hes allowed to do while the other guy is right at home since its his sport. felt it shoulda been MMA from the start, straight up boxing is allowed in MMA.

idk, they're both the best at their respective sports. It would have been unfair either way
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Shenti_Reborn posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

lololol

Shut his ass up

okay let's see pretty boy floyd fight conor in mma then

aka a real fight?

lmao shut her ass up
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funkyfritter posted...

He was right to call it there. Another 10 seconds of pummeling wouldn't have resulted in anything except more brain damage.

dude they're making millions. he can take some punches. FUCK IT
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man, that ref will never hear the end of it
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hellly had 21 pilots lyrics in his signature. absolutely awful taste lmao
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fettster777 posted...

Its probably rigged anyway.

they're gonna let mcgreggor go a couple rounds just so people aren't pissed about spending $100 on a really quick fight
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PUNCH SOME NAZlS XD
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that's really cute you guys are actually meeting up irl. it's about fricken time
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being a fan is fine I guess, it's the obsession that's so concerning.


'i NEED to date a guy who likes Harry Potter as much as I do.'

wtf bitch you have like three HP tattoos, you're insane
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Ravenclaw up in this bitch

i still love you.
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red flag
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helIy posted...

Lmao
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Blasted_Fury posted...

110 minutes is an hour and 50 minutes

lmao
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can you just preorder on Amazon and then cancel right away or did they get smart?
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number 3 is especially hilarious. imagine what those living situations would look like a week in
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Mead posted...

I'd rather just have regular roast beef

you say that like they're even the same thing



9/10, a good pastrami sandwich is the best kind of sandwich
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I worked as a secretary for a Century 21 for like six months band decided im never doing real estate
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Eh, my bad. Thought it was new
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OhhhJa posted...

This board has the weirdest trolls

this is honestly pretty good though even if it is obviously not true. Points for originality tho
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

Or it's just fucking gross to put your wiener where poo is.

is poo really any different than babies?
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well, we still fuckin in case anyone was wondering


I am so weak willed
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what kind of psychopath says yes
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Mead posted...

Would you rather they become smallots

*tinyots, check your privilege
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79/80 shit
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DAE TRUMP lS LE RACIST???? XD
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And if god does exist
I am sure he will forgive
Me for doubting for he'd see
How unlikely he himself seems
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poor choice of words but she's right
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feminism is ruining my favorite game series!!!





jk it's installing, along with Jak & Daxter TPL


hyyyype

I hope there's more shooting segments in this than 4 had.
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nt
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than a nice way of saying 'I don't want to date YOU.'?

Probably not.

I wish the eclipse made the sun eat the Earth
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HellHole_ posted...

it doesn't matter who is right or wrong here, this needs to stop.

we all know icoyar isn't going to change, so constantly attacking him does nothing but make you look like a bigger asshole than you already are.

I thought that erik would never leave but here we are, man
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if my home were in Alabama, it'd be anything but sweet
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Troll_Police_ posted...

Get a job Icoyar.

is the new

Close your account Erik_P


since now they are both welchers

except i guess erik eventually made good

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shoutout to the news for telling me to not stare directly into the sun
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Kanakiri posted...

Get over it

somehow I knew that you'd be the first person responding to this thread
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let em burn
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lord strike me down
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and I wish it were real. Fuck
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Foppe posted...

Hey guys, I got this great idea, lets take our slaves, who wants to be free, give them guns and tell them to fight those who want to give them freedom, nothing can go wrong, right?

lmao
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FlyLo FM
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OmegaTomHank posted...

I mean I had a horrible first time I just dont write cringey stories about it online



i also prefer kissing to sex so idk maybe im just like icoyar :O

it's not my first time lol we were just on different pages
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I just got the 'I don't wanna b in a relationship' text.


poop :(
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