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TopicWhy do people have a problem with hand holding in video games?
Darklit_Minuet
09/14/18 4:20:16 PM
#183
I have a problem with the type of handholding that doesn't let you play the fucking game.

Recent Pokemon games are a good example. Wanna get to that patch of grass to see what Pokemon you can find? Nope! Gotta talk to your rival and go clothes shopping. Wanna challenge the gym? Nope, your rival has to literally bump into you and start talking about menial bullshit. Wanna explore the next cave? Nope, you gotta go talk to the professor about fucking fruit or some stupid shit.

Just let me play the god damned game. Pokemon Red was basically plug and play, with the occasional rival battle ambushing you after a dungeon, but the rival never stopped you to talk about fucking clothes shopping.

At least we got Nebby. I love how it keeps not staying in the bag
TopicMan angrily strikes his hookup after finding out that she's a transgender
Darklit_Minuet
09/14/18 4:13:56 PM
#310
I like to think of it this way

Both guys and girls have butts. I do not find guy butts appealing whatsoever, but I really like female butts.

I don't particularly care about female penises, but I don't see why I should be weirded out by them as much as I am with male penises?
TopicMan angrily strikes his hookup after finding out that she's a transgender
Darklit_Minuet
09/14/18 1:52:06 PM
#182
Hawaiian_punch posted...
Lie about being a modeling agency exec to get laid? RAPE!

Lie about being rich to get laid? RAPE!

Lie about your age to make yourself younger and get laid? RAPE!

Lie about your ethnicity to get laid? RAPE!

Lie about having a penis and testicles to get laid? Shut up and enjoy that feminine girl penis!

Literally none of that is rape tho
TopicWhat game are you most looking forward to from the Direct, OTHER than Smash?
Darklit_Minuet
09/08/18 3:09:10 PM
#17
Some TWEWY footage would be fun
TopicAlolan Pokemon
Darklit_Minuet
08/23/18 10:51:05 AM
#4
Alolan Exeggutor is the best
TopicI don't understand the plot of Zelda Majora's Mask
Darklit_Minuet
07/30/18 8:48:37 PM
#9
IMNOTRAGED posted...
Why wouldn't he? He went on this epic journey with her. She's one of the few people around who understands what he's been through and is something like family to him.

Because she's annoying
TopicI don't understand the plot of Zelda Majora's Mask
Darklit_Minuet
07/30/18 8:39:27 PM
#4
I mean are we gonna get a sequel where he's looking for the annoying as fuck owl because he misses the misdirection in his dialogue options?
TopicI don't understand the plot of Zelda Majora's Mask
Darklit_Minuet
07/30/18 8:37:44 PM
#1
Like the whole setting of it makes no sense.

We're supposed to believe that Young Link is in the Lost Woods looking for Navi? Why the fuck would he do that? Navi was annoying as fuck, there's no logical reason for him to look for her

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!

It just makes no fucking sense
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