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TopicUhhh did I slip into a different goddamn dimension?!
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/29/18 5:56:28 PM
#1
Everything is weird.
TopicWhich of the three games is the best?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/29/18 5:31:28 PM
#1
Which of the three games is the best? - Results (4 votes)
Illusion of Gaia
75% (3 votes)
3
Brain Lord
0% (0 votes)
0
Blackthorne
25% (1 vote)
1
Never beat Brain Lord.
TopicWhere is the treasure in level 3?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/29/18 5:27:03 PM
#1
Help.
TopicCastlevania III is my favorite.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/29/18 5:21:43 PM
#1
It's a good game.
TopicStop using the subtitle revelations if you aren't going to reveal anything.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/29/18 2:26:34 PM
#1
Seriously.
TopicHan Solo is this year's Jupiter Ascending.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/29/18 2:35:24 AM
#1
Jupiter Ascending was a big budget sci-fi bomb. Solo: A Star Wars Story is going to be a big budget sci-fi bomb. The comparison works.
TopicEvery girl is the same
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/29/18 2:02:35 AM
#1
Each one will search for a guy to make THEM happy
And if she gets bored for long enough, it's done.
A selfish process
As long as we know it, it can't hurt us.

She'll find a new guy with a new wrinkled t-shirt and a new shaggy haircut who can entertain her for a while.

If you can keep a girl entertained for long enough to trick her into marrying you, then you win.
TopicHow do I approach a girl that is by herself at a bar without being creepy?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/26/18 7:07:04 PM
#41
She left before I got a chance to talk to her.
TopicRemember when Chris Evans was the popular jock from NATM
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/26/18 3:14:59 PM
#1
Yeah, good times.
TopicLooks like the Han Solo movie is going to bomb.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/26/18 1:16:44 PM
#1
TopicWorst Villain
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/26/18 5:23:20 AM
#1
Worst Villain - Results (6 votes)
Kaptain K. Rool
0% (0 votes)
0
Major Mucus
0% (0 votes)
0
Eyedol
16.67% (1 vote)
1
Shao Khan
66.67% (4 votes)
4
Pokey
16.67% (1 vote)
1
It's a lot of hard work to be a big, bad villain.
TopicWhy do women complain that guys have no standards?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/26/18 3:27:42 AM
#1
And then complain that he has turn-offs?
TopicHow do I approach a girl that is by herself at a bar without being creepy?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/26/18 1:26:53 AM
#1
There's a cute one enjoying a Daiquiri.
TopicRemember how glorious Off-Topic was.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/26/18 1:00:23 AM
#1
TopicI really like Dragon Quest Heroes II.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/26/18 12:51:52 AM
#1
Have you played it? - Results (1 vote)
Yes
0% (0 votes)
0
No
100% (1 vote)
1
It's a really good game. Lots of great RPG elements.

Are there any other Warriors game with strong RPG elements?
TopicDonald Trump announces World War 3.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/26/18 12:12:16 AM
#1
Part threes tend to be terrible.
TopicWho's Ed Harris?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/25/18 1:47:01 AM
#1
You know every movie ever made.

He's the bad guy.
Topic*patiently waits for off-topic to come back"
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/24/18 10:24:56 PM
#1
....
TopicDid you know they made some live-action Fairly Odd Parents movie?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/24/18 7:12:15 PM
#1
It even had Drake and Josh in it.
TopicIt's happening, isn't it?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/24/18 6:40:14 PM
#1
A Star Wars movie is going to bomb.
TopicEd Harris is the bad guy.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/24/18 1:23:25 PM
#1
Of course he is.
TopicI want to know what Dark Souls players think of the new Han Solo movie.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/24/18 1:33:25 AM
#1
Please bring Off-Topic back.
TopicScatman's World
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/24/18 1:28:58 AM
#1
Ba-bo-be-bo, ba-ba-do-ba-ba-ba-ba-bapadi
TopicIf a women sends you walls of text on Tinder
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/23/18 10:23:33 PM
#6
She kept sending paragraphs and paragraphs about her domestic dispute.
TopicIf a women sends you walls of text on Tinder
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/23/18 10:12:08 PM
#1
Abort mission.
TopicDo you think off-topic will come back?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/23/18 6:40:48 PM
#1
Do you think off-topic will come back? - Results (3 votes)
Yes
0% (0 votes)
0
No
100% (3 votes)
3
I sure hope so.
TopicI'm not your friend
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/23/18 5:47:28 AM
#1
I'm not your friend.
TopicWhich Sharknado are they on?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/23/18 2:52:42 AM
#1
?
TopicTell me again about true love.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/23/18 2:35:57 AM
#1
I can't sleep.
TopicWhat's with part three always being kind of stupid?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/23/18 1:51:03 AM
#1
Ewoks, Emo Spider-Man, Jim Carrey Riddler, Richard Pryor.
TopicEwoks was the emo Spider-Man of the 80's.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/23/18 1:48:40 AM
#1
What is with trilogies that have pretty good original films, even better sequels, and downright silly part threes?
TopicNobody complained about shorts games in the 90s
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/22/18 6:03:49 PM
#1
Your average platformer could be beaten in a couple of hours.
TopicI thought more people would be excited for Solo: A Star Was Story
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/22/18 5:26:52 PM
#1
The main character is a cis white male.
TopicHow do I get the big key in the Swamp Palace?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/22/18 3:11:00 PM
#1
I must have the big key to complete the Swamp Palace.
TopicHow do I defeat the Vampire?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/22/18 3:06:38 PM
#1
He's way too hard.
TopicHow was the Stan Lee cameo in Solo: A Star Wars Story?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/22/18 7:42:11 AM
#1
Was it good?
TopicDo you think Westworld is going to get any better?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/22/18 6:19:23 AM
#1
Do you think Westworld is going to get any better? - Results (11 votes)
Yes
18.18% (2 votes)
2
No
81.82% (9 votes)
9
Disappointed so far.
TopicHow do I defeat the Metal Mantis?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/22/18 6:12:20 AM
#1
He's the guardian of Grass Valley.
TopicWhat's up with secret internet fatties?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/21/18 7:02:56 PM
#1
Are they just on Tinder to make pen pals?

They aren't going to be able to hide their fatness forever.
TopicPeople complain that Activision oversaturated the market with Guitar Hero
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/21/18 6:47:41 PM
#1
Have you seen how many DDR games Konami made?
TopicGirl told me she fucks ugly guys if they make her laugh.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/21/18 3:21:00 AM
#1
Should I believe her?
TopicGood lord! What is happening in there?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/20/18 11:18:06 PM
#1
?
TopicOpinions are useless
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/20/18 8:46:48 PM
#1
Except for mine.
TopicLots of non-politics post with politics flair
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/20/18 8:45:57 PM
#1
Haha
TopicWhen a girl has no body pictures on her Tinder profile.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/20/18 7:17:37 PM
#7
LOL at zero no votes.

Suddenly a girl has ridiculous standards because she managed to fool a few chads.
TopicHow do I get past the first part of Chromo Cross?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/20/18 5:30:43 AM
#1
I have to catch that stupid little lizard.
TopicI can't wait until off-topic flairs comes back.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/20/18 4:34:56 AM
#1
I want to discuss important things with my fellow PS4 owners.
TopicDonald
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/20/18 4:33:02 AM
#1
You know who I'm talking about.
TopicYou see what happens when they removed topicality on the boards.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/20/18 4:05:52 AM
#1
I'm not a troll, I'm just ahead of the curve.
TopicWhen a girl has no body pictures on her Tinder profile.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/20/18 2:42:23 AM
#1
Is she a fattie? - Results (13 votes)
Yes
100% (13 votes)
13
No
0% (0 votes)
0
She looks pretty attractive.
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