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TopicFinal Fantasy is not on Steam
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/02/18 3:27:19 AM
#1
Come on man how am I supposed to play the sequels.
TopicThere's nothing worse than your date having to use the bathroom.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/02/18 1:07:44 AM
#4
nevershine posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
what if you and the date simultaneously have to take a shit

Use side by side urinals and keep eye contact the entire time while pooping

You poop in urinals?!? *calls the police*
TopicI'm going to get food tomorrow.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/01/18 10:27:52 PM
#1
What should I get?


I have no idea.
TopicThere's nothing worse than your date having to use the bathroom.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/01/18 6:41:58 PM
#1
"Hey, we're closing soon"

"My date's still in the bathroom"
TopicMore like Red Dead Forever amirite?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/01/18 4:37:58 PM
#1
Yep.
TopicGood seasons of Spongebob > Banjo-Kazooie humorwise
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/01/18 4:07:06 PM
#1
That's my opinion.
TopicHow do the B tier collectathons compare to Yooka-Laylee?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/01/18 4:05:49 PM
#1
Spongebob and Ty the Tiger?
TopicWhatever happened to Rip Torn?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/01/18 3:52:11 PM
#1
Patches O Houlihan.
TopicWhy is there a stupid collection quest at the end of the Metroid Prime games?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/01/18 4:39:49 AM
#1
It's not fair.
TopicI wish I had a girlfriend.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/01/18 1:05:58 AM
#1
I wish some girl would tell me she loved me.

I wish I had better things to do than play video games and shit post.

Forever Alone

Yours truly,

Cotton Eye Joe
TopicWhat EU Stuff got removed from canon before Disney owned Lucasfilm?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/31/18 7:51:06 PM
#1
Just wondering.
TopicWouldn't Best Buy be better for explaining Net Neutrality?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/31/18 5:09:55 PM
#1
Offer fast shipping exclusively on Sony Products.

Toshiba products are delivered slower.
TopicShould I get a DS or a PSP?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/31/18 7:16:10 AM
#1
Should I get a DS or a PSP?


Which ones have the better Final Fantasy games?
TopicHave you see the Solo: A Star Wars Story trailer?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/31/18 2:58:59 AM
#3
To the person who voted yes, tell me about the trailer.
TopicHave you see the Solo: A Star Wars Story trailer?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/31/18 12:58:31 AM
#1
Have you see the Solo: A Star Wars Story trailer?


I have not seen the Solo: A Star Wars Story trailer.
TopicShould I start from the bottom and start dating fat women?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/31/18 12:32:50 AM
#1
I really want a girlfriend.
TopicGroundhog Day would trigger a lot of snowflakes these days.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/31/18 12:18:43 AM
#1
Bill Murray manipulates Andie McDowell's character into falling in love with him.

There's also the one girl he pretended to know from high school.
TopicBreaking News: Ajit Pai's goons break into Comcast HQ holding gun to CEO's head.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/30/18 6:18:23 PM
#8
It could be worse. Imagine if all ISPs were controlled (read regulated) by a single entity. That would be terrible.
TopicBreaking News: Ajit Pai's goons break into Comcast HQ holding gun to CEO's head.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/30/18 5:45:33 PM
#1
Keeps demanding he throttle millennial's favorite websites because this is what happens when Net Neutrality is repealed.
TopicDoes the Castlevania Netflix series mean Konami is done with the LoS timeline.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/30/18 1:02:42 AM
#1
If so, good fucking riddance!
TopicRemember that Mummy film with Tom Cruise that no one saw.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/28/18 9:57:10 PM
#1
It sucked.
TopicFeels like it's been forever since the last Metroid Prime game
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/28/18 9:08:04 PM
#1
Nintendo pls hurry
TopicMetroid Prime 2 was not better than Metroid Prime 1
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/28/18 6:10:05 AM
#1
Don't tell me to git gud.
TopicWhat's the worst movie ever?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/28/18 3:10:52 AM
#1
What's the worst movie ever?




You couldn't pay me enough to watch Pitch Perfect.

SJW pandering garbage.
TopicGo Go Ranger Solo
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/26/18 8:45:01 PM
#1
Or is it Go Go Solo Ranger.
TopicThis game is a love letter to *insert old school genre here*.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/26/18 7:39:46 PM
#1
Yeah, their mailbox is overflowing with love letters.
TopicIs Chromecast good for gaming?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/26/18 7:25:56 PM
#1
Or does it have bad latency.
TopicDid Fast Pass ruin Disney?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/26/18 12:31:19 AM
#1
Did it cause Disney to throttle the regular lines?
TopicRule 1: Be attractive Rule 2: Don't be unattractive
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/25/18 10:43:30 PM
#1
Rule 3: ????
TopicRebel Wilson's comedy summed up in once sentence.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/25/18 10:34:04 PM
#1
I'm fat.
TopicDoes Metroid Prime still hold up?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/25/18 9:22:31 PM
#1
I know it was consider one of the best game of it's generation.
TopicWhat is virtue signaling?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/25/18 7:10:31 PM
#1
Explain.
TopicWhat's so bad about Mega Man 7?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/25/18 6:06:55 PM
#1
I enjoyed when it came out but most people don't really praise it.
TopicI'm playing the greatest game of all time.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/25/18 6:06:05 PM
#20
No love for Mega Man 7 (it's not the game).
TopicNooooooooooooooooooooo
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/25/18 6:04:35 PM
#1
Yes
TopicI'm playing the greatest game of all time.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/25/18 4:38:24 AM
#1
Guess










I'm really enjoying it so far.
TopicGood old classic 24 hour time limit.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/25/18 1:41:59 AM
#1
I made sure to delete it within that timespan.
TopicSeriously, doesn't anybody do their f***ing homework nowadays?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/24/18 11:29:56 PM
#1
I don't.
TopicIs the Solo Trailer out yet?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/24/18 10:54:35 PM
#4
It's not out yet.
TopicWhat were some sequels teases that were just gags?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/24/18 10:24:05 PM
#1
The one at the end of Back to the Future.

It was never meant to lead in to a potential sequel.
TopicHan Solo is trending.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/24/18 6:36:11 PM
#1
Still no trailer.
TopicHow do you get girls if you are not a chad?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/24/18 1:24:49 AM
#1
I really want a girlfriend.
TopicStar Wars Episode IX: The Crimes of Kylo Ren
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/23/18 5:48:20 PM
#1
I'm going to watch it.
TopicIs No Country For Old Men considered a horror movie?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/23/18 4:34:39 PM
#1
It is pretty scary.
TopicI wonder if someone ever dumped sand on Hayden Christensen.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/23/18 5:05:00 AM
#1
That would be hilarious.
TopicUgh. The Dark Tower.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/23/18 2:47:39 AM
#1
What a fucking generic film. They turned the movie into some bad kid's film.
TopicHave We Reached Peak Emma Watson?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/23/18 2:41:14 AM
#1
I just watched Beauty and the Beast the other night. I honestly don't think she can stand with the best.

Julia Roberts, she ain't.
TopicThe Wacky Comedy is Dead. Long live the Action Comedy.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/23/18 2:36:40 AM
#1
Baby Driver and Jumanji did so much better than movies like The House, Fist Fight, and Baywatch.
TopicIs the Solo Trailer out yet?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/23/18 2:20:08 AM
#1
Is the Solo Trailer out yet?


Is the Solo Trailer out yet?
TopicIMDB can unintentionally spoil a lot of movies and shows for you.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/22/18 5:41:02 PM
#1
The guy who plays Harrison Wells on The Flash seems familiar. What else has he been in?

*checks IMDB*

Oh sheeeeit!
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