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TopicI got arrested. Have some questions.
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 3:40:22 PM
#25
She's right. This board isn't going to have an attorney for at least another five years or so. Better seek legal advice elsewhere until then.
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TopicHow long to grow a beard?
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 2:56:54 PM
#4
Takes me a solid month or two, and even then it's a shitty beard.
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TopicI got arrested. Have some questions.
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 2:54:49 PM
#3
I recommend not admitting your guilt on the Internet.
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TopicNT vs CN: The Wild Thornberries vs Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 2:53:15 PM
#5
It's actually spelled "Thornberrys", you scrub.
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TopicHow much do you spend in a week on food?
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 12:28:51 PM
#13
1-20

I get the Taco Bell 5$ Craving Deal 2-3 times a week.
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TopicCouple of things I need to bitch about
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 11:01:02 AM
#10

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TopicManscaping
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 2:43:49 AM
#15
I'm hairy down there to a fault.
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Topicr/cringe has me in hysterics.
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 2:32:49 AM
#17
CacciatoPart2 posted...
Cruddy_horse posted...
CacciatoPart2 posted...
DorkLink posted...
I can tell which person there is you since you posted a story about something you also mentioned on PotD

Do tell



https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75269005

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/67449b/made_a_911_joke_in_front_of_someone_whose_brother/

Damn Carlisle. You gotta be more careful.


Why? So you can see my reddit activity, big deal. I don't post about anything there that's worse than what I post about here. Really the stuff I post here is far worse.
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Topicr/cringe has me in hysterics.
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 1:39:36 AM
#11
Then I'm willing to give a soft maybe for the first instance being entirely my fault. But the second one was really her fault.
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Topicr/cringe has me in hysterics.
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 1:36:42 AM
#8
GanonsSpirit posted...
Learn to knock, dingus.


In my defense, the first one should have locked the door and the second one should have at least CLOSED the door.
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Topicr/cringe has me in hysterics.
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 1:14:04 AM
#4
Cruddy_horse posted...
Nothing on there is actually that cringey besides you.


Now that's just unnecessarily mean. And untrue besides. I don't know what made your day so bad that you feel you have to take it out on others, but I hope you get to feeling better. :(
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Topicr/cringe has me in hysterics.
Claude_Frollo
04/24/17 1:09:00 AM
#1
If you ever need a good laugh, check out that subreddit.
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TopicWhat was the first genre of music you decided you liked?
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 11:32:38 PM
#21
Backpedal of the century right here.
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TopicJesus, the new Samurai Jack episode was epic
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 11:24:24 PM
#5
I thought it was the weakest episode of the season, myself. It was still good, just not as great as the others. Ashi's development felt rushed, as did the sequence with the graveyard at the end.

Demongo's appearance was the best part.
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TopicWhat was the first genre of music you decided you liked?
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 11:09:29 PM
#18
DorkLink posted...
Claude_Frollo posted...
These are some shitty options. Where's my orchestral? Or the Big Band/Jazz, if that's too pretentious for you.


Why do you always have to be that guy


What, the guy who is correct?

sveksii posted...
DorkLink posted...
No other option because every middle/high schooler in existence prefers one of those five genres. If you say "other" you're lying
Guess I never existed.


This. Don't limit us to your narrow perspective. Even if you hadn't put orchestral or jazz as an option I would have been okay with it so long as you at least tried to fill out the ten poll options, but you stopped at five. That's just... what.
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TopicIs there any way for me to recover an unsaved document after I closed it?
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 9:43:50 PM
#4
jamieyello3 posted...
https://www.cnet.com/news/find-an-unsaved-word-document-in-windows-10/


I'm using a macbook.
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TopicSo I have to watch one of the following films for my cinema class.
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 9:35:04 PM
#1
Silver Linings Playbook
The Descendants
Beasts of the Southern Wild

I'm going to go with the latter. Did I make the right choice?
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TopicIs there any way for me to recover an unsaved document after I closed it?
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 9:24:55 PM
#1
There must be a way.
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TopicWhat was the first genre of music you decided you liked?
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 8:50:48 PM
#5
These are some shitty options. Where's my orchestral? Or the Big Band/Jazz, if that's too pretentious for you.
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TopicTIL Popeye got cancelled for the Emoji movie.
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 7:07:59 PM
#1
There is no justice in this world.
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TopicDo you conformable with guys walking around nekkid in public areas...?
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 3:45:21 AM
#13
Luckily haven't had to experience such a thing.

J_Dawg983 posted...
Had to for work and it was pretty terrible. After a while it's not as bad since you're at least just one of the many but there was one guy who showered in his underwear, now that seems like an awful idea to bring that much attention on yourself in that kind of situation.


Yeah, that's why I don't wear a shirt to the beach despite being self-conscious about my blubber.
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TopicYou ever tell an off-color joke in front of the person most vulnerable to it?
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 2:29:39 AM
#3
KeyBlade999 posted...
Unintentionally, yes. >_<


Oh, sure. Respond but don't elaborate on what happened. That's fine.
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TopicYou ever tell an off-color joke in front of the person most vulnerable to it?
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 2:26:13 AM
#1
I made a 9/11 joke in front of someone whose brother died in 9/11. And he wasn't messing with me either.
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TopicGot hit by a painfully awkward memory just now.
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 2:15:13 AM
#1
I had a best friend throughout high school up until my senior year, at which point he moved on to another group of friends while I became friendless. It was really awkward and I felt pretty self-conscious and pathetic about the whole thing.

So, towards the end of the year when the seniors are gathered in the auditorium(a pretty large one at that), I sit down off to the side by myself. Him and his posse come by chatting and laughing it up and just happen to sit RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Eventually he glances back, sees me, and turns away shaking his head as if in disgust, and of course I figure he probably thought I was creeping or something. But I was there first!
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TopicWhat the heck kind of fruit is this?
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 1:21:26 AM
#12
Smarkil posted...
You know you could have just asked your family members instead of the internet.


They's was sleepin'.
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TopicWhat the heck kind of fruit is this?
Claude_Frollo
04/23/17 12:34:37 AM
#10
Sarcasthma posted...
Maybe it's a variegated pink lemon?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variegated_pink_lemon


That's the one.
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TopicWhat the heck kind of fruit is this?
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 10:35:33 PM
#1
I found a little portion of fruit left over in the fridge. It's shaped sort of like a lemon wedge(the part I have left over, it's not the full fruit). It has dark green and light green stripes on the rind and pink coloring on the inside, sort of like a watermelon. It's a citrus fruit and tastes like a less sour lemon or a more sour lime. Basically like a middle ground between the two. I want to know what it's called.
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TopicLet me be clear for anyone who missed the memo: I am not a happy person
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 9:30:39 PM
#10
Get off PotD, that'll help.
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TopicNicktoons vs Cartoon, Cartoons battle?
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 8:04:05 PM
#4
PK_Spam posted...
Cartoon Network's gonna win and it's not even close.

Nickelodeon has, like, 2 amazing shows. CN has tons of quality pieces through every point of its lifecycle. Nickelodeon hasn't had a decent show in a looooooong time


I think Spongebob, Invader Zim, Rugrats, Danny Phantom, The Fairly Odd Parents, Ren and Stimpy, and Rocco's Modern Life, at the very least, would be competetivel in such a competition.
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TopicIs there a level of unattractiveness at which you would not fuck a person...
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 7:26:42 PM
#1
...in order to save their life? Like, if you don't have sex with them they die.
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TopicIf Japan is 13 hours in the future, why can't they use their position to...
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 2:18:20 PM
#10
gravy posted...
The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist


Scrub scrub scrub 'till the water's BROWN.
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TopicFidget Spinners?
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 2:13:03 PM
#5
Haven't seen any of them down here on the penis.
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TopicThat feeling when you're nursing your wounds and you realize that...
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 10:24:32 AM
#1
...fire ants were never supposed to be here to begin with.

Honestly if there's any reason to build a wall it's to keep immigrants carrying shitty species out.
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TopicIn retrospect, which was the better console - Playstation or Nintendo 64?
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 10:03:13 AM
#76
PlayStation is winning. Typical NintenFAQs.
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TopicI demand pictures of cute fruit!
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 12:54:15 AM
#19
TopicI demand pictures of cute fruit!
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 12:47:52 AM
#17
http://stories-etc.com/fruit/08.jpg
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TopicIn retrospect, which was the better console - Playstation or Nintendo 64?
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 12:46:50 AM
#61
jamieyello3 posted...
Banjo controls terribly. I tried playing it, it's about on par with DK 64.


You did NOT just talk smack about DK64.
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TopicC/C: Cheddar is the best cheese
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 12:23:58 AM
#18
ShinRaKnight posted...
Edam


Looks like an apple. I want it.
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TopicC/C: Cheddar is the best cheese
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 12:09:19 AM
#14
wwinterj25 posted...
Claude_Frollo posted...
Just googled that and ohmygoshsoyummylooking.


It is. Hell it's even good with chilli in it!


https://1jcyvo31ibxh2h7yvh1t33pn-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/red-leicester-chilli.jpg

HNNNNNNNGGGH!!
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TopicC/C: Cheddar is the best cheese
Claude_Frollo
04/22/17 12:07:58 AM
#13
RIP_Supa posted...
Claude_Frollo posted...
Blue cheese and pepper jack are better, and I'm sure there are other better types as well.

Naw man, this is exactly the damn problem!

We always have a bunch of stupid pepper jack. And it's pretty good. It's just not what I prefer as far as my cheese experience goes

I'm sure there's better than cheddar too but I'm not really a cheese connoisseur, lol

And how I really messed up is I meant to say mild cheddar cheese. I don't actually like sharp


...Sharp cheddar is the best, though!

And for me it's that I always have cheddar, but only occasionally get pepper jack. I wish I was a true cheese connoisseur, but for now I'll just put on the airs of being one.
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TopicC/C: Cheddar is the best cheese
Claude_Frollo
04/21/17 11:50:36 PM
#6
I had some pumpkin spice cheese that was actually pretty nice.

wwinterj25 posted...
Red Leicester or GTFO.


Just googled that and ohmygoshsoyummylooking.
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TopicC/C: Cheddar is the best cheese
Claude_Frollo
04/21/17 11:47:07 PM
#3
Blue cheese and pepper jack are better, and I'm sure there are other better types as well.
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TopicWhen I die, I want my body stuffed like taxidermy.
Claude_Frollo
04/21/17 11:45:15 PM
#9
Zeus posted...
Go_Totodile posted...
You're a massive [REDACTED]


He's also a PotDer who never got a ratings topic. Wassupwitdat?


She hates me so much she did me the honor of not giving me a day.

Which is flattering in its own right.
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TopicWhen I die, I want my body stuffed like taxidermy.
Claude_Frollo
04/21/17 11:18:27 PM
#5
Monota posted...
Your body could be a cool halloween decoration. If the head could plop off, that would also make it possible for some neat interactions or ideas, even if it would be inconvenient with your head possibly getting lost somewhere along the way.


Good point. They could make it a game in which you knock of the head and get the goodies inside.
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TopicWhen I die, I want my body stuffed like taxidermy.
Claude_Frollo
04/21/17 11:06:29 PM
#1
And sent to my closest living relative to be displayed in their living room.
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TopicMan, I just realized I been out of a job for years.
Claude_Frollo
04/21/17 11:04:49 PM
#5
Smarkil posted...
helIy posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Chores are not a job

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TopicThis is what you do when you vote for trump.
Claude_Frollo
04/21/17 10:36:17 PM
#14
If you look at the world of politics through Magic: The Gathering cards I'm not inclined to take your political views seriously.
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TopicWait a minute. Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill O'Reilly...
Claude_Frollo
04/21/17 6:09:00 PM
#10
Zangulus posted...
Blighboy posted...
Can't wait for the news stories about mattress fucking.


Mr Johnston, William's next door neighbor had this to say about him: "Well, Billy was always bragging about fucking twins all the time. I had no idea this is what he meant."

Back to you Steve.


8.5/10
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TopicWait a minute. Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill O'Reilly...
Claude_Frollo
04/21/17 10:04:35 AM
#1
Bill is short for William.

My name is William.

Fuck!
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TopicBrandons are bad peoples
Claude_Frollo
04/21/17 2:19:26 AM
#20
MrMelodramatic posted...
Payton

Never have I heard this.
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