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TopicWhat's larry been up too
ChronxDaHemphog
12/06/20 12:32:26 PM
#3
Getting really drunk.
TopicWhy cant good posters like Thunder, Shenti, and Sophie come back?
ChronxDaHemphog
12/02/20 12:38:40 PM
#3
Blightzkrieg posted...
Why does Sunwu, the largest poster, not simply eat the other five
Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.
Topicwatching tango and cash with my son
ChronxDaHemphog
11/18/20 12:34:59 AM
#4
Metalsonic66 posted...
That's the one where Johnny Depp played a cowboy chameleon, right?
Yes
TopicArrest made in attack against Rick Moranis.
ChronxDaHemphog
11/16/20 10:32:31 AM
#1
TopicI need help finding a video...
ChronxDaHemphog
11/02/20 5:36:37 PM
#2
I vaguely remember that. I want to say I saw that on one of those shows on MTV with Rob Dyrdek or something. Definitely a viral video of years ago.

edit: Ridiculousness is what Im thinking of.
TopicI have fallen in love with Boomer memes on Facebook.
ChronxDaHemphog
11/01/20 6:21:22 PM
#34

TopicI am really struggling tonight
ChronxDaHemphog
10/14/20 10:45:14 PM
#2

TopicGuys in their 30s who still wear their hat backwards
ChronxDaHemphog
10/13/20 1:58:10 PM
#29

TopicMen of PotD: Do you pee in your own yard?
ChronxDaHemphog
10/12/20 11:10:06 PM
#4
Probably not now but when I was younger and everyone was drinking and smoking outside then yeah just because it was easier and quicker.
TopicI'm Coke Zero wasted
ChronxDaHemphog
10/10/20 2:15:36 AM
#13
I invented a chicken alfredo pizza using papa johns website that was rather good.
TopicBeloved thespian Rick Moranis punched in head in unprovoked attack
ChronxDaHemphog
10/02/20 2:46:36 PM
#6
Thoughts and prayers @SmugRickMoranis
TopicWho do you think is going to be the new Smash Bros character announced tomorrow?
ChronxDaHemphog
10/01/20 1:12:25 PM
#22
For anyone who missed the reveal and wants to see the trailer.
https://youtu.be/90Jve_qWnpc
TopicWho do you think is going to be the new Smash Bros character announced tomorrow?
ChronxDaHemphog
09/30/20 1:02:04 PM
#1
Smash Bros










https://youtu.be/TaDhtEcX1TM
Maybe it will be another Fire Emblem character.
Topicis banging fat chicks worth it?
ChronxDaHemphog
09/26/20 8:14:40 AM
#13

TopicI just invented a delicious pizza.
ChronxDaHemphog
09/21/20 7:29:19 PM
#391

TopicJen's IronBornCorps Lounge
ChronxDaHemphog
09/21/20 7:16:38 PM
#55
Just hand rolled this fine tobacco cigar if anyone wants some.
TopicI just invented a delicious pizza.
ChronxDaHemphog
09/20/20 6:33:07 AM
#303
I found the pizza
TopicThe IronBornCorps Lounge
ChronxDaHemphog
09/15/20 3:47:52 PM
#133
https://i.imgur.com/zAhHRsC.mp4
Working the afternoon hours.
Topiclofi hiphop beats to eat a bullet to
ChronxDaHemphog
09/10/20 2:03:23 PM
#2
#pullthetrigger
Topicwhat are some good VR games where you can shoot yourself in the head
ChronxDaHemphog
09/09/20 1:55:03 PM
#2
In the PSVR game Farpoint you can. No rag doll physics though. Just get a game over.
TopicATTN: HornedLion...
ChronxDaHemphog
09/06/20 8:05:00 AM
#5

Topiclarry tinder topic
ChronxDaHemphog
09/01/20 7:07:46 PM
#6
Here's some hot Lara Croft cosplay for you guys.
TopicEven when trying my best, I don't feel like my best is good enough.
ChronxDaHemphog
08/30/20 8:57:33 PM
#2
Most people are pretty average.
TopicIf I ever have a son, I want him to be just like Kyle Rittenhouse
ChronxDaHemphog
08/30/20 7:45:13 PM
#21
DirtBasedSoap posted...
what type of gun would jesus have owned?

Topicwhoa another call of duty black ops this year???!!!
ChronxDaHemphog
08/27/20 10:17:48 PM
#2
Sick bro. Cant wait to blaze one and rip it.
Topicthink im just take over for larry now guys lets be honest here
ChronxDaHemphog
08/20/20 8:28:31 AM
#27
Mead posted...
The whole gimmick has just never been funny tbh
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand knight and Larry. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical posters head. There's also knights nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike knight & Larry truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in knights existential catchphrase "getting really drunk," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Knight & Larry tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kids
Topicyou miss link pizza topics?
ChronxDaHemphog
08/19/20 11:01:50 PM
#5
I miss his topics about piping hot za.
Topicthe political bias of moderators is out of control these days
ChronxDaHemphog
08/11/20 3:01:04 PM
#22
Mead posted...
I know a lot of people parrot this but if you look at the platform hes running on its progressive af
Isnt Biden not pro marijuana legalization? That bums me out.
TopicYou sit down at your computer desk and log onto PotD for another day of posting
ChronxDaHemphog
08/05/20 3:37:58 PM
#39
>opens door
TopicYou sit down at your computer desk and log onto PotD for another day of posting
ChronxDaHemphog
08/04/20 5:45:37 PM
#37
>stares at hands and wonders if this is the acid finally kicking in
TopicYou sit down at your computer desk and log onto PotD for another day of posting
ChronxDaHemphog
08/03/20 2:08:30 PM
#33
>puts on pair of fingerless leather gloves and begins to try and figure out what is happening to all the topics
TopicYou sit down at your computer desk and log onto PotD for another day of posting
ChronxDaHemphog
08/03/20 1:35:51 PM
#31
>opens one of the new topics in eager anticipation
TopicYou sit down at your computer desk and log onto PotD for another day of posting
ChronxDaHemphog
08/03/20 1:19:48 PM
#29
>posts Hi. Im ChronxDaHemphog. Nice to meet you.
TopicYou sit down at your computer desk and log onto PotD for another day of posting
ChronxDaHemphog
08/03/20 1:11:25 PM
#27
>posts hotgirlwearingcatears.jpg

TopicYou sit down at your computer desk and log onto PotD for another day of posting
ChronxDaHemphog
08/03/20 12:36:46 PM
#25
>Opens topic titled Tired of cat ears?
Topicwhat do you guys think of my new shirt I just ordered
ChronxDaHemphog
08/02/20 8:33:26 PM
#13
Bruh
Topicwhat do you guys think of my new shirt I just ordered
ChronxDaHemphog
08/02/20 7:50:08 PM
#4
ChronxDaHemphog likes this
TopicYou sit down at your computer desk and log onto PotD for another day of posting
ChronxDaHemphog
08/02/20 4:03:57 PM
#11
*unzips pants*
TopicNone of you seem to understand...
ChronxDaHemphog
07/21/20 7:07:53 PM
#3
At least its better than Abes anus.
TopicNone of you seem to understand...
ChronxDaHemphog
07/21/20 7:07:34 PM
#2
Fuck. Im trapped.
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