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D) Pop your collar
A) Ignore the brunette, 3 out 4 isn't too bad
B) Ask Tina what's up with her friend
E) And f*** it, literally dab while we're at it


You look the feisty one in the eyes and chuckle. She can't tell cause of your sick nasty shades, but you close your eyes for a second and think back to your uncle Rocco's words of wisdom.
"The best way to make a woman want you is to treat her like shit." You look back to Glasses and do the logical thing. You pop your collar. Feisty Glasses is clearly irritated. You look to Tina and laugh.
"Yo Tiny Tina." you say lowkey mocking her tiny boobies. "What's with ya girl?" Tina blushes as if in amazement that you're talking to her.
"Oh...do-don't mind Clair. She just got dumped by her boyfriend." Tina explains.
"Jackpot" you think to yourself.
"TINA!" Clair yells. "Why are you telling this stranger my business."
"Sorry." Tina hides behind you.

"Don't get mad her sweetie, if anything you should see this as a blessing. Your boyfriend just cleared you up for a date with a man." Clair seems even more irritated than before as you dab for emphasis.
"Tina, let's go." Clair grabs Tina by the arm and prepares to leave.
"Whoa whoa whoa! Let's just wait a minute, let's try this again."

Dabbing has failed you, what do you do?
A) Dab again, she must have missed the first time
B) Reverse pshychologyize her, make her think she's in charge
C) Give Tina your number, no need to lose both girls
D) There's plenty of fish in the see, head back to the mall
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B) You're never late for the panty raid
A) Get some milf action
C) Roll on up on the ignorant chica and make her aware of your presence
D) Roll up on ignorant chica's friend


You strut on over to the panty section and the cutie trying to decide which pair to get. She's holding a pink lace pair in her hands, you take it from her and throw it on the floor. She starts sweating.
"I hate wasting time so I figured we'd skip to the part where your panties drop." you give her that good old finger snap gun. She's speechless. You hand her a pen, she writes her number on your forearm, you make sure to give her a lil flex.
"For the record, it doesn't matter what pair you get, they won't be on long." you say before leaving her swooning.

You walk over to the bra section and the nearby milf. She playfully looks through the double D bras on the table in front of her. You flash her the pearly whites and lean against the table.
"Excuse me, I seem to be lost, can you help me find a mommy."
"Oh my." the milf chuckles. "Quite the smooth talker." she jokes.
"My words are only as smooth as the curves on your body." you wink. The milf shakes her head.
"You really think you can handle all of this?" she asks as she seductively cups a bra.
"Oh I can do much more than handle them."
"Well I guess I'll just have to find out for myself." she says before handing you a business card.
"Dry cleaning, huh. Believe me when I say I'll leave you a wet mess."

You make your way towards the perfume section and the two hotties testing out the various scents, a blonde and a glasses wearing brunette.
"Do you smell that ladies?" both women turn to you. "It's your future." you hit them with the double finger guns. The blonde giggles, the brunette seems unfazed. The brunette turns towards her friend seemingly ignoring you.
"So anyways Tina, which do you think smells better, the peach or the vanilla?" the brunette asks. You interrupt.
"I've always been a fan of peach." you say with a smirk. Tina laughs again and plays with her hair, glasses rolls her eyes.
"Can we help you?" she asks full of attitude.

What do you do?
A) Ignore the brunette, 3 out 4 isn't too bad
B) Ask Tina what's up with her friend
C) Tell the cute blonde she's ugly
D) Pop your collar
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D) Pop your collar
E) Victoria's Secret

Why go anywhere, a real Chad doesn't chase tail, tail chases him. You dust off your shoulders, adjust your shades, and flex that poppin ass wrist watch. You pop your collar. The world goes quiet. You can hear the sound of a million heartbeats racing. The scent of weakness hits your nose. You follow it to Victoria's Secret.

You walk into Victoria's Secret. The lingerie store is full of bad bitches and that's no problem. Plenty of potential here. The fine milk eyeing you down from the bra section, the cutie looking at panties. All eyes are on you, all eyes except for two. You notice one fine young woman seems to be ignorant to your presence,her friend however seems very aware of your swag.

What do you do?
A) Get some milk action
B) You're never late for the panty raid
C) Roll on up on the ignorant chica and make her aware of your presence
D) Roll up on ignorant chica's friend
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Yeah.

All of them lol

I can understand why you wouldn't like them. Mario Party games require friends.
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C) One thot is never enough, cruise around for mall ass


You share a laugh with the cute cashier before putting her number in your pocket. You give her the double deuces and head towards the exit.
"What about your game?" she calls out.
"I got all the game I need baby." you say exiting the store and entering the mall. You look around the mall looking for your next target, after all what self respecting chad would stop at one chick? The world is crawling with women waiting to be humped and dumped, why keep them waiting any longer.

You head to the center of the mall and consider your options. The food court tends to be full of hot chicks from the community college across the street. There's a JCPenny to the west and more importantly, a Sephora, a magnet for women with low self esteem. To the east is a Barnes and Noble, somewhere in that Barnes is woman waiting for love story.

Where do you go?
A) Food court, gotta fill up some hungry girls
B) Sephora, show these girls a way to keep their skin smooth
C) Barnes, open a book, take a look, it's seeding rainbow
D) Pop your collar
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Bun
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Muffinz0rz posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

You're name

stopped reading here

I have no idea how I missed that
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D) Pop your collar

This little dicked fuck nugget really thinks he's about to cock block you, hell nah. You look the fedora beard straight in the eyes before looking to the cute cashier. You wiggle your eye brows and raise your hands to your pink polo collar.
"They say men have class... Well school's out, here comes the swag." you pop your collar towards the roof, your hands explode through the air sending waves of swag and old spice through the air. The fedora beard staggers back, the cute cashier starts fanning herself. The fedora beard starts crying as the cashier hands you her number.
"YOU THOTS ARE ALL THE SAME" The fedora beard screams before run-crawling out the store.

What do you do?
A) You got thotties number, but why waste time, ask her of she's free now
B) Oh shit, you're late for your hair appointment, dip now and call the thottie later
C) One thot is never enough, cruise around for mall ass
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A) Demand he show her respect
C) Tip your fedora and show her that you're here to support her
B) Lead by example, show him how to respect women


You're outraged by the abortion of a human being. You March over to the front counter trying your best to hold in your level 99 anger. You slam your fist down as hard as possible, your hand fat cushions the blow and makes a mighty thud, it's quite impressive.
"Excuse me! That is no way to talk to such a divine creature. Show this literal blessing some respect." your legs shake beneath you, not from supporting your weight, but rather from adrenaline. You can't show weakness, you must be strong for your future bride. You look the cashier in the eyes and tip your fedora. The Fuckboy is clearly phased by your actions, he's shaking, his bottom lip is trembling, he looks to the cashier as if to show his regret.

The cashier must be frightened seeing such a display of power. You should comfort her to not only give her the respect she deserves but to show this Fuckboy how to treat a woman. You grab her hand loom her in the eyes.
"It's okay m'lady, you need not worry about this cretin any longer, your white knight has arrived. " her eyes widen, she's aroused.

What do you do?
A) Go in for the kiss
B) Fight the fuckboy
C)You've proven yourself a gentleman, go h-" What the fuck is this? Who's talking? " the Fuckboy asks. You stare at him in confusion." You guys don't hear that? " he looks around the room.
"Hear what?" the cashier asks as she pulls her hand away from you.
"There's a voice, it's asking what to do. " the Fuckboy states before looking to you and laughing. "Wait seriously, him?" the Fuckboy stares at you. "He's the main character? No way, that's lame as fuck. I'll give you a real story."

CYOA: You're Chad as fuck
Some lame ass weaboo is trying to cockblock you and deny you this cute ass cashier.

What do you do?
A) Laugh at him and show him how little his actions mean
B) Ignore the fedora beard, focus on the objective, you will get the cashier's number
C) You've been insulted enough by the beta male, physically put him in his place
D) Pop your collar
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Bump
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LOVE, ROMANCE, PASSION, ENERGY. THEY CALL OUT TO YOU FROM THE SKY ABOVE. THIS IS YOUR ADVENTURE AND IT'S TIME TO SET SAIL!

You're name is irrelevant, what matters is that you are a gentleman. You on a quest to the hellscape known as Gamestop to pick up your copy Weaboo Dream XXXtreme: Respect Edition. You normally order through Amazon, but the figure of Squealchan was exclusive to Gamestop. You walk inside and see that the cutest cashier is not only working, but is staring right at you. Your fingers instinctively go to tip your fedora, however before you can properly greet the woman, a Fuckboy slams his copy of Neanderthal Ball 2018 on the counter.
"Hey baby girl, how you doin? " he asks disrespecting her personal space.

What do you do?
A) Demand he show her respect
B) Lead by example, show him how to respect women
C) Tip your fedora and show her that you're here to support her
D) Go pay for your game

*On my lunch break so it'll be awhile until the next update
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tag
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I've only played 1-3, 4, and 8. They're not the greatest games of all time, but I don't think any of them are bad. Does the series have bad games or is it mostly hated for being casual?
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It's sad seeing what Capcom has become
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Guess I'll never get it
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YoungMan posted...

If it's so good, whys it never on the radio huh?

But it is...
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What did April do to deserve this
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I miss it
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smoliske posted...

Shotgunnova posted...

"Ajit Pai, as you probably already know, saved the Internet," American Conservative Union (ACU) Executive Director Dan Schneider told the audience.

Dan "Gun Nut" Schneider

Dan "Shoot your shot" Schneider
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My biggest issue is the size of the hub, it makes it a pain to travel
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If only he stayed streets ahead
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Dragonblade01 posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

Dragonblade01 posted...

Appropriately, the morphers are the only things that look good.

Aw hell nah, Go-Busters has some of the best suit and mech designs in all of Super Sentai

Oh come on man, you could put those things in a dirt bike race and they wouldn't look out of place.

Some of the best suits outside of Dairanger and Zyuranger
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Dragonblade01 posted...

Appropriately, the morphers are the only things that look good.

Aw hell nah, Go-Busters has some of the best suit and mech designs in all of Super Sentai
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The guy standing behind Rubio looks mad
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That was hard to watch
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Why does she shit herself
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Second_Chances posted...

if nothing else, I'm glad the fanbase has moved on from "guys Corocoro scans nowhere close to when Corocoro releases for real guys" for its fake leaks

true lol
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