Lurker > Boo_Guy

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, Database 1 ( 03.09.2017-09.16.2017 ), DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4
Topic100 adult male humans vs. a hippopotamus
Boo_Guy
07/28/17 3:55:53 PM
#69
ChromaticAngel posted...
The Deadpool posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Come on man our ancestors hunted mammoths, we can figure out how to do this shit with a hundred people.


Our ancestors were armed...


with pointy rocks and pointy rocks loosely crammed into sticks. sure.

Humans likely didn't hunt the big game mammals until they had more advance weapons than a club, and if they did, they had to strategize. Humans are able to strategize and recognize patterns to a degree no other animal is capable of.
Topic100 adult male humans vs. a hippopotamus
Boo_Guy
07/28/17 12:06:29 PM
#24
ChromaticAngel posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
Would 100 humans even be able to coordinate a swarming attack without the hippo fucking up most of the humans before they can even pile him into the ground?


have you seen videos of wal-mart opening on black friday?

Yeah, they're toppling other humans who are similar in weight, size, stamina, and physical abilities.

I'm not saying you're wrong. But what if the hippo is able to crush, maim, and shrug off enough humans before reaching the point of getting overwhelmed.
Topic100 adult male humans vs. a hippopotamus
Boo_Guy
07/28/17 12:01:55 PM
#22
ChromaticAngel posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...

Average female lion is still like 280lbs


sure, and unless we're talking about anorexic dudes or something, three of them added together weigh significantly more than 280 pounds.

There are like 3 lions in that picture, and I see one male one in the background not doing anything? So lets count the male lion for 10 humans (total bullshit). 100 humans are roughly 5 times as strong as that pack of lions.

How do you get 100 humans are roughly 5 times as strong as 5 lions exactly? You do realize that weight does not directly translate to strength, right?


1. I gave an overestimate to the male lion in the back that isn't doing anything
2. Here we see the hippopotamus shrugging off what looks like 3 280 pound lions. That's 10 humans worth of weight. It's not going fast so the lions are clearly holding it back and will likely take it down eventually.
3. By "strength" here, I mean specifically weight, as in, 100 humans run up and sit on the fucking hippo so that it literally can't move. Nothing about clawing through the hide or anything. 100 humans is enough to crush a hippo in just weight. If every human weighed 150 pounds, it would be heavier than dropping a fucking elephant on the hippo.

Would 100 humans even be able to coordinate a swarming attack without the hippo fucking up most of the humans before they can even pile him into the ground?

A pack of what looks like four lions, at minimum, struggled to take down the hippo. Lions are ferocious hunters and skilled at taking down prey, far more so than an unequipped human.
TopicWhose more attractive?
Boo_Guy
07/28/17 10:59:19 AM
#6
kNxqme6
Topic100 adult male humans vs. a hippopotamus
Boo_Guy
07/28/17 9:05:10 AM
#12
boxington posted...
it's hard for a bunch of lions to take down a hippo, due to how strong and durable they are

xvrWZdK

idk, though

Pretty hilarious how that one lion literally walked on top of it, and the hippo didn't succumb.
Topic100 adult male humans vs. a hippopotamus
Boo_Guy
07/28/17 8:10:32 AM
#1
The humans can't use any weapons.

Who wins?
TopicWhy haven't US slapped North Korea's shit in yet?
Boo_Guy
07/28/17 8:02:50 AM
#6
Back_Stabbath posted...
because america isn't the world police.

This. What is America really going to attack them for? For their leader being a loudmouth douchebag?
TopicSplatoon was just a fad.
Boo_Guy
07/28/17 7:54:36 AM
#7
Solar_Crimson posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
No one actually bought Splatoon 2, did they?

Many, MANY people did.

In fact, Splatoon sold better in Japan in just a few days than Zelda BotW and Mario Kart 8 DX have sold since they were both released.

Okay, what about America?
TopicSplatoon was just a fad.
Boo_Guy
07/28/17 7:34:33 AM
#1
No one actually bought Splatoon 2, did they?
TopicHuh, Chester Bennington killed himself today.
Boo_Guy
07/28/17 12:12:22 AM
#492
I feel numb.
TopicEverything at Taco Bell tastes the same. It just comes in different shapes.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:28:45 PM
#7
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
All vaginas are made out of the same stuff but I like enjoying as many of those as I can.

Vaginas are made out of the same thing penises are made out of. You like penises?
TopicEverything at Taco Bell tastes the same. It just comes in different shapes.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:25:50 PM
#2
That's foodist!
TopicHuh, Chester Bennington killed himself today.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:23:40 PM
#487
What shitposts?
Topic100 greatest American films in no particular order
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:19:56 PM
#15
You guys have waaaaaaaay too much free time on your hands.
TopicHuh, Chester Bennington killed himself today.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:18:23 PM
#484
Interesting.
TopicThis girl likes me.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:16:20 PM
#2
And so instead of using that miscommunication error as a prime opportunity to strike up a date, you instead hurry home and make a topic about said miscommunication on CE.

Way to go, man.
TopicShould the military allow obese people?
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:09:55 PM
#8
Yes, for meat shield purposes.
TopicHuh, Chester Bennington killed himself today.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:06:24 PM
#480
Yay!
TopicHuh, Chester Bennington killed himself today.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:05:16 PM
#478
Let's just get this to 500 already. For Chester.
TopicOh, Cartoon Network... is this truly what you've become?
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:03:09 PM
#18
Yeah! They should go back to airing Iron Giant every hour for three days straight!
TopicIt's important to remember that you will never get what you want.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:01:23 PM
#20
Let me know when you get that magic potion and become god. How much does it cost?
TopicWhere did they go? our peaceful years seem to be lost forever
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:59:39 PM
#3
We're currently living in the most peaceful era in humanity's recorded history, so I really don't know what you're talking about.
Topiccomputer nerd caught cheating on his gf on hidden camera
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:58:34 PM
#2
Old.
TopicIt's important to remember that you will never get what you want.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:57:52 PM
#18
I just infer it by you being alive.
TopicThe main reason why you should never pull a womans hair.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:56:14 PM
#6
Sounded like a whip.
TopicI like my women how I like my Dragon Ball Super.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:52:28 PM
#3
Disappointing?
TopicIt's important to remember that you will never get what you want.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:47:29 PM
#15
Turtlebread posted...
Sorry, but I'll die when it suits me.

Not before, not after.

You don't want to die now. But you say you'll want to die when you get old. You don't want to get old, because you don't want to die. But you're forced to get old, so you're not getting what you want.
Topic"Climate change is destroying the Earth! Overpopulation is a myth!"
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:46:10 PM
#9
Climate change isn't destroying the earth. The only thing that has a chance of that is a cosmic catastrophe, or the sun expanding.
TopicIt's important to remember that you will never get what you want.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:39:51 PM
#12
Turtlebread posted...
So I can only really want something if I want it now
What about delayed gratification?

You don't want to die, because you're here now. The fantasy you tell yourself of "I'll want to die when x happens." really has no truth to it. You either want it or you don't.

You're not working to get to death, it's not some degree you have to earn at school in hopes of a better future. There is no future, there is no hope, it's just the end. It's forced upon everyone.
TopicIt's important to remember that you will never get what you want.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:34:05 PM
#9
Turtlebread posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
Then you don't really want to die. Saying you want something in the future, where you don't actually exist because you're only here now, is a fantasy.


what the fuck man just talk like a normal person

What's normal to you? I'm talking as real as real gets.
TopicIt's important to remember that you will never get what you want.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:32:17 PM
#6
Turtlebread posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
Do you want to die and become nothing?


yes but not for about 50 years

Then you don't really want to die. Saying you want something in the future, where you don't actually exist because you're only here now, is a fantasy.
TopicIt's important to remember that you will never get what you want.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:25:44 PM
#3
Turtlebread posted...
I always get what I want though.

Do you want to die and become nothing? If so, you'd have committed suicide already. But you're going to die anyways, so you're just serving out until your death sentence.
TopicIt's important to remember that you will never get what you want.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:24:16 PM
#1
Ultimately, everyone fails.

Unless what you want is to grow old, die, and become nothing, your life has already failed. So might as well enjoy it and not be so hard on yourself.
TopicPrayer is stupid and selfish.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 11:01:11 AM
#6
mario2000 posted...
some of them getting raped and tortured in a basement as I type this

That's oddly specific. Anything you'd like to share with us?

No not at all, I'm just inferring the experiences that are taking place at this very moment, based on my memory and knowledge of how humans behave. There's no way for me to know for sure anyone is starving right now, or getting maimed, it's just inferred knowledge.
TopicPrayer is stupid and selfish.
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 10:57:31 AM
#1
There are over 7 billion people on this planet, some of them starving to death, some of them getting raped and tortured in a basement as I type this... and you think God cares about you?
TopicHow is Salt Lake City as a place to live?
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 8:22:00 AM
#3
TopicWhatever happened to Red Ash?
Boo_Guy
07/27/17 8:17:17 AM
#3
V-E-G-Y- posted...
He's at Mt Silver

Still?!
Topicokcupid/Tinder/online dating /regular dating general topic VIII
Boo_Guy
07/26/17 9:09:11 PM
#62
*gag*
TopicI'm in Fort Worth, Texas, and America is weird
Boo_Guy
07/26/17 2:47:05 PM
#66
scar the 1 posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
And so Americans should all be Puritans, like they have for centuries?

The people that bring their kids are usually Mexican, anyhow. I know because I live in Texas, and being Mexican myself, Mexicans just don't care about promiscuity and scantily clad people like white Americans do.

I'm not interested with bickering about your asinine strawman arguments. Don't feel the need to defend your precious lingerie sports bar, all I'm saying is that it's different from home. And no, they were black. I guess they could have been Mexican as well, though.

And I agree that good steak doesn't need sauce, however potato gratin with bearnaise is so good it'll just make the steak better :)

Only puritans give a shit about something so natural as a human fucking body. It's no different than a dog or fish. Get over yourself, dweeb.
TopicI'm in Fort Worth, Texas, and America is weird
Boo_Guy
07/26/17 2:35:21 PM
#60
scar the 1 posted...
The sports bar was some place called I think Ojos Locos sports cantina? And on their website they have pictures from a calendar signing as well as lingerie events etc. They show their girls like their goods. Which is not what I'd expect from an establishment where people bring their kids.
It's going to sound very SJW but I think is indicative in a way of how society views and values the female body. It's ridiculous to me how Americans try to deny this objectification. Not really to make this a political topic, just commenting on how different feminist issues are over here.

And so Americans should all be Puritans, like they have for centuries?

The people that bring their kids are usually Mexican, anyhow. I know because I live in Texas, and being Mexican myself, Mexicans just don't care about promiscuity and scantily clad people like white Americans do.
Topicokcupid/Tinder/online dating /regular dating general topic VIII
Boo_Guy
07/26/17 2:23:05 PM
#53
Hot people get blocked by other hot people, I assume.
TopicI'm in Fort Worth, Texas, and America is weird
Boo_Guy
07/26/17 10:14:50 AM
#4
All that seems pretty normal to me.
TopicThe Catch, an Australian retailer, is planning on selling SNES Classics TODAY!
Boo_Guy
07/26/17 8:19:00 AM
#2
PiOverlord posted...
To Club members only.

Ugh... always a catch!
TopicGiga Bowser was much cooler when he was a villain.
Boo_Guy
07/26/17 12:05:59 AM
#6
WilliamPorygon posted...
Dammit, I wanna play Melee and I can't find my Gamecube/controller/disc anywhere. That'll teach me for finally cleaning my damn room >_<

Well, if Nintendo will ever fucking release GameCube games on the Virtual Console....
TopicI am a schizophrenic with a 145 IQ. AMA.
Boo_Guy
07/25/17 11:44:04 PM
#11
Verdekal posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
How happy are you with life in general? Not necessarily your circumstances, but with who you are, and how you perceive things.

I'm happy. I'm told by my psychologist that I have issues with narcissism and megalomania. That makes me depressed and bored. Like I always need to do something amazing. I feel guilty every time I go to sleep like the day was wasted no matter how much I did.

That sounds like a pretty rough way to live. Why are you narcissistic? You know you're just a nasty animal that's gonna die like the rest of us?
TopicDo you like self-deprecating humor?
Boo_Guy
07/25/17 11:19:13 PM
#13
Why do you care about other peoples' security levels so much, you have to make a topic about it after seeing something on Reddit?

Really reflect on that. You may come to find that you're trying to elevate your own esteem by putting down other people's from your own limited perspective. Tearing down others is not a healthy way to boost your own security.
TopicDo you like self-deprecating humor?
Boo_Guy
07/25/17 11:10:17 PM
#7
Go watch a video of a lion eating a human being. Go sit in a grave yard in Asia that displays bodies and watch as the corpses decay. We're all just meat sacks, wild animals, and will be nothing but a nasty corpse and fly food.

Life is not that serious, and taking things like people on Reddit making fun of themselves seriously just shows how lost you really are.
TopicDo you like self-deprecating humor?
Boo_Guy
07/25/17 11:04:22 PM
#4
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Its good to not take things so seriously

This. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just a Donald Trump-esque fucknugget. No one really likes to be around those kinds of people.
TopicIs this girl pretty?
Boo_Guy
07/25/17 11:00:42 PM
#13
EnragedSlith posted...
Tadamoto18 posted...
Yes she is. But it's not like any of us would ever stand a chance at getting her.

Several users here do just fine. That girl isn't particularly more attractive than some of the women I've been with, for instance.

Yeah, but how many of those used you and then tossed you aside like yesterday's newspaper?
TopicWhich Nintendo developed franchises failed?
Boo_Guy
07/25/17 10:58:39 PM
#3
Golden Sun
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4