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TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 6:41:29 PM
#44
TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 6:35:37 PM
#38
Samon-urai posted...
Ok.
This is racist.
I don't eat only beans on toast, gravy and scones. As I only like scones out of the 3. You can't just assume all English people love beans on toast and eat it all of the time. I am English, born, raised and live in England. And I do not fit your description of an 'english' person, so it's a bit racist...

HP Sauce tho. Goes with everything except fish.

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TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 6:34:35 PM
#36
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
What do they put their butter and jam on? Bunny Bread? Fuck that.

Toast
Scones
Your mom's hair

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TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 6:33:43 PM
#35
p-m posted...
They're nice.

Don't take biscotti as representative of all UK people

I have never claimed such a thing. The cheek of it.

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TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 6:32:44 PM
#34
Keith_Valentine posted...
Insulting mexican food, lol. Why would one do such a thing?

Although pasties are delicious. They have a good place here, cubed tender beef with roasted potatoes and gravy in a flaky pastry. Lovely. I add some sriracha like a heathen.

@Keith_Valentine gets it.

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TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 6:15:34 PM
#27
Butterfiles posted...
Sorry that concepts such as spice and flavor are foreign to yall. It must suck having an entire country with the pallette of a five year old.
https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/1256379613229363201?s=19

Up your pastees.

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TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 6:14:57 PM
#26
Gafemage posted...
Wow. Like we needed more evidence that the UK is more racist than America...

What's racist about it?

I've had refried beans in San Diego.

It was gross.


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TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 5:52:46 PM
#23
Butterfiles posted...
You guys eat this shit and expect anyone to take your opinions on food seriously

You fellas eat 'refried' beans. It's gross.

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TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 4:49:05 PM
#17
Shotgunnova posted...
UK doesn't have buttermilk biscuits? Throw the beans and toast away and dump gravy on THESE pillowy mounds.


Beans on toast with HP Sauce tho.

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TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 4:19:42 PM
#8
DevsBro posted...
America doesn't have decent anything, if you ask a European.

We are yrp, you are mryka.

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TopicReminder that the UK doesn't have biscuits.
Biscotti
05/02/20 4:13:39 PM
#5
It does doh.

I iz the proof.

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TopicAt this point Gfaqs only exists as a portal to Discords
Biscotti
05/01/20 6:55:47 PM
#22
NinjaBreakfast posted...
The attempts at doing this sort of poetic, excessive description of stuff itt are so bad

Don't let me stop y'all obsessing about 12 users with 93 alts.

That's the real shit.

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TopicAt this point Gfaqs only exists as a portal to Discords
Biscotti
05/01/20 6:52:36 PM
#19
p-m posted...
What are you doing with your cat's bumhole?

I seem to amuse you. But this is where it ends.

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TopicAt this point Gfaqs only exists as a portal to Discords
Biscotti
05/01/20 6:43:16 PM
#14
Spellcaster posted...
Real talk 4chan janitors are worse than gamefaqs ones

The diference is this: gfaqs arseholes are not concerned with points, just points about themselves.

Once their prime account gets banned, they pop a new one; once the new one gets banned, they pop more, and drop hints about their alts.

And then, boy howdy, here come the Discords, and 'guess the alt' and the whole bullshit gfaqs game.

All of which is an extended party game for a site that is about as relevant to gaming as my cat's bumhole.

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TopicAt this point Gfaqs only exists as a portal to Discords
Biscotti
05/01/20 6:39:26 PM
#8
CreepySmile posted...
There are approximately 2345 registered users currently using the message boards.

Much wow.

Tiny site is tiny.


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TopicAt this point Gfaqs only exists as a portal to Discords
Biscotti
05/01/20 6:38:38 PM
#7
p-m posted...
Do you know what a discord is?

Yes. And?

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TopicAt this point Gfaqs only exists as a portal to Discords
Biscotti
05/01/20 6:38:06 PM
#6
NinjaBreakfast posted...
What does this mean

It means no knob-hockey on here has any balls.

It's a fucking knitting circle masquerading as edgelord central.

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TopicAt this point Gfaqs only exists as a portal to Discords
Biscotti
05/01/20 6:17:06 PM
#1
1k to 2k concurent users.

Individual subreddits, for one game, float around 20k.

Discords, for one game, float 20-100k.

This board has a Discord; cliques have a Discord; Users have Discords, Banned Camp has a Discord, Alts have fuck knows how many Discords.

For a site that abhors reddit and 'Era, but does not have the hairy genitals to be 4chan or KF, how long can this last?

At what point does Gfaqs become totally redundant?

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TopicWhy is Duncanwii constantly warned?
Biscotti
05/01/20 4:27:05 PM
#44
TheLastHero posted...
He said "the only death I wish for is my own". Which i wouldn't call a threat

You fellas think Duncan is somehow unique on gfaqs. He's not.

Look at Polls on this site, thread titles, content, users across various boards (all of them have a Duncan).

Attempt to point this out and you may get Reported for 'trolling'.

It's not trolling - laughing at the funny monkey solves fucking nothing. Especially for the monkey.

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TopicWe need to give homeless people tiny, shitty places to live.
Biscotti
05/01/20 3:48:52 PM
#29
malenz posted...
It's true. Shelter comes with following their rules, which is why some people would just prefer to be homeless.

Here's my take, and after this imma bounce:

I'm english, but I've spent a lot of time in the USA, I have many friends there.

One of the really divisive topics of convo was homeless people; my friends, kinda liberal but affluent, would say 'it's a lifestyle choice'

And I'd be like 'it looks like a mental health, abuse issue, and healthcare issue to me'

I'm talking we did 4000-mile roadtrips, and I was amazed at the homelessness. Years later, despite working my ass off, I've had periods of intense ill-health and almost lost the roof over my head.

We (my friends and I) couldn't quite close the socio-cultural issue to meet halfway.

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TopicWe need to give homeless people tiny, shitty places to live.
Biscotti
05/01/20 3:23:53 PM
#23
ITT, ppl who have never faced the threat of homelessness, or been homeless, shit on the homeless.

Get the fuck out.

All of us are much closer to disaster than you might think.

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TopicWe need to give homeless people tiny, shitty places to live.
Biscotti
05/01/20 3:15:16 PM
#15
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Now to be serious,when you give someone free housing, there are usually rules that come with it. No one is gonna wanna have rules if the place is just a small upgrade from the street anyway.

Wtf in the fuck are you talking about??

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TopicWe need to give homeless people tiny, shitty places to live.
Biscotti
05/01/20 3:14:17 PM
#13
Pepys Monster posted...
Imagine an apartment the size of a jail cell with a twin bed, sink, and toilet. Maybe it would reduce their criminal activities and they would stay inside their shitty free dwelling.

I work for a living, have done for 25+ years, and that's basically my life.

pro tip: don't get divorced.

Also, fuck you.

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TopicAnyone just get bored of these IG/TikTok Thots?
Biscotti
05/01/20 2:52:58 PM
#14
Kami_no_Kami posted...
So basically, yallre just going to a digital strip club with no lap dances and where no one shows anything if you dont pay anything.

I got that right?

Naw man, thots be thots, but there are genuine girlies out there too.

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TopicWhy is Duncanwii constantly warned?
Biscotti
05/01/20 2:33:05 PM
#37
LeperMessiahXX posted...
Not to sound judgemental, but I think how certain posters react to him makes his situation worse. He's admitted to seeing a therapist, so there is something off that he's going through.

Sometimes I really doubt what 'seeing a therapist' means, especially in the USA.

Top tip: there are evidence-based treatments for many disorders, please do your research. If someone is just letting you talk about how shit your life is, nothing will change.

Also, a therapist is not your change-agent. You are.


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TopicFact: Jesus is white.
Biscotti
05/01/20 1:05:31 PM
#10
Jesus was a Nazarene, and therefore orange.

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TopicAlleged motivation for TLoU2 leak posted on reddit
Biscotti
05/01/20 1:02:39 PM
#145
Tyranthraxus posted...
No other game seems to have a problem releasing on time.

I refer m'learned friend to my sig.

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TopicI just got yelled at in a Petsmart.
Biscotti
05/01/20 11:43:12 AM
#3
hang on, is your gf a dog?

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TopicAnyone just get bored of these IG/TikTok Thots?
Biscotti
05/01/20 7:05:02 AM
#11
I have recently discovered Alex Zedra, the irl model for CoDs Mara. She likes shooting guns and cosplay..



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvWVRWrSTtM


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TopicWhat's up with neckbeards on the internet and hating Fortnite?
Biscotti
05/01/20 6:48:58 AM
#27
MabusIncarnate posted...
The people who hate Fortnite are the same people who call FPS games "cookie cutter and unoriginal" and always preach about wanting something new and different. Then a sort of new genre of game emerges, it becomes popular, and they hate it because something did it before it and it's a "rip off" of some shitty game that had a concept and poor execution, and everyone enjoys it.

Gamers in general just became toxic the more the internet and social media began to emerge.

Gamers were a mistake.

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TopicIt's 2020 and people are still trimming/shaving their nether regions?
Biscotti
04/30/20 6:45:03 PM
#47
Hello hello, I've got a vein and it's blue ya know.

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TopicWhat's up with neckbeards on the internet and hating Fortnite?
Biscotti
04/30/20 5:41:13 PM
#14
I have two nephews and a niece who adore it.

I really don't like the 'battle royale must die' threads you see on gfaqs, it's pretty ignorant tbh.

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TopicPossibly the the sweetest video I've seen in a while
Biscotti
04/30/20 4:25:29 PM
#1
Boy & Doge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIlZTJnBYe4


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TopicIm thirsty should I get out of bed for Gatoraide?
Biscotti
04/29/20 6:02:35 PM
#12
Good lord.

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TopicThink of a female video game character.
Biscotti
04/29/20 6:00:44 PM
#19
I call Mara from CoD Warzone.



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TopicIt's 2020 and people are still trimming/shaving their nether regions?
Biscotti
04/29/20 9:49:12 AM
#20
I've never been a fan of the shaven haven.

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TopicIt's 2020 and people are still trimming/shaving their nether regions?
Biscotti
04/29/20 9:43:52 AM
#18
What about a merkin?

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Topicdunkey is trending on twitter. *wonders if he got metooed or jontroned*
Biscotti
04/29/20 5:44:31 AM
#18
MC_BatCommander posted...
Lol people get so fucking mad when he dislikes something that's popular.

His Death Stranding vid got kojimarista very hot under the collar.

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TopicComing here after a whole night of TLoU2 melties
Biscotti
04/28/20 7:50:17 PM
#1
On the PS4 board, is quite refreshing.

Carry on.

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TopicWorst way to die?
Biscotti
04/28/20 7:47:05 PM
#13
casio_guy posted...
alone

we'll all die alone

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TopicHow much is gas where you live?
Biscotti
04/28/20 7:46:13 PM
#11
$8 a gallon

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TopicJust started Dark Souls, never played before
Biscotti
04/28/20 1:07:20 PM
#188
Vicious_Dios posted...
*Laughs in ghost-strikes, shotel, magic, and dead-angles*

Two of those four are not in the Remaster.

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TopicWhat Xbox consoles have you owned?
Biscotti
04/28/20 1:04:33 PM
#14
Alteres posted...
what?

afaik PS outsells X by 4:1 outside the USA. I've never known anyone play on Xbox.

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TopicWhat Xbox consoles have you owned?
Biscotti
04/28/20 12:54:39 PM
#4
Never.

Always regarded MS as primarily for north myrka; I don't think the RotW is that bothered.

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