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Topicwhy are milfs trending on twitter
Biscotti
05/10/20 3:31:46 PM
#21
Won't someone think of the Gilfs?

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TopicBOJO is addressing the UK re COVID
Biscotti
05/10/20 2:45:43 PM
#6
The_Bitcoin posted...
Im legit jelly right now. And this is fucking BOJO, its not even someone truly smart and leader-like such as Macron or Trudeau or Merkel.

its like being jealous of your friend who dates whopee Goldberg because youre dating a 88 yr old obese woman

BOJO is fairly erudite, he just hides it well. Elite school and University, background in political journalism (ironically, mostly reporting from Europe). He's put his foot in it many times, and keeps bouncing back.

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TopicWould a Dark Souls MMO work?
Biscotti
05/10/20 6:37:36 AM
#20
UnfairRepresent posted...
Nah it would turn into a PVP nightmare with groups of overpowered assholes harrasing players.

This is every MMO.

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TopicWould a Dark Souls MMO work?
Biscotti
05/10/20 6:27:06 AM
#18
MarthGoomba posted...
Get rid of the forced PVP and it would be fantastic

It's never forced.

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TopicEnglish people engage in strange, cursed ritual to celebrate VE Day
Biscotti
05/10/20 5:53:50 AM
#24
Blue_Inigo posted...
VE Day? Venereal?

Victory in Europe, WWII, 75th anniversary.

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TopicGamefaqs is where the lames at
Biscotti
05/10/20 5:08:40 AM
#9
Bars.

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TopicWhich part of Dark Souls gave you the most trouble?
Biscotti
05/10/20 5:07:54 AM
#16
Gravity.

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TopicHopping into a Warthog with a random person and destroying everyone
Biscotti
05/09/20 9:19:55 PM
#10
Hopping into a Moose and driving it to a wedding as your plus-1 is the best.

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Topicso how do i play the stock market
Biscotti
05/09/20 6:57:11 PM
#6
In old russia, there is no stock market.

If there was one, it would play you.

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TopicJapan to introduce inter-species meet up because they are bored.
Biscotti
05/09/20 6:56:21 PM
#17
Why don't they invite some weebs over, and stop referring to anyone who is not part of their homogenous culture as 'gaijin'?

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TopicEnglish people engage in strange, cursed ritual to celebrate VE Day
Biscotti
05/09/20 6:54:56 PM
#18
Butterfiles posted...
England was a mistake

Oi, you arsehole.

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TopicAsk me anything about bears.
Biscotti
05/09/20 6:48:31 PM
#15
Do they shit in the woods?

If so, do they wipe their bums with rabbits?

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TopicI'm kinda wish I wash Sean Connery
Biscotti
05/09/20 6:40:51 PM
#2


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TopicLOL, you mods are on some strong shit.
Biscotti
05/09/20 5:17:55 PM
#13
I'm in the market for the strongest of shit.


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TopicLOL, you mods are on some strong shit.
Biscotti
05/09/20 5:12:03 PM
#3
this shit, just how strong is it?

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TopicHaving sex with an ex feels so weird sometimes.
Biscotti
05/09/20 5:08:33 PM
#29
SH_expert44 posted...
That shit was gonna fail from the beginning. You have no idea of any personal details involved. You act like you are some kind of relationship guru but im going to venture you are a kissless virgin who reads too many cheap romance novels.

And you are basically sticking your dick in a fridge, hoping the light comes on to warm your souls.

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TopicHaving sex with an ex feels so weird sometimes.
Biscotti
05/09/20 4:47:25 PM
#25
EnragedSlith posted...
If you cared about your ex, tc, you wouldnt have helped her undermine her relationship. What you two had failed. Now her looming marriage is likely to fail.

You arent catching feelings so much as looking for a vehicle for self-gratification. A lot of people confuse that for love. Its also why a lot of them cheat. Honest love, external love, is a love of giving. You love yourself, as a given, and so you love those in whom you invest.

All youve done here is hurt someone you supposedly have feelings for. And now youre curious how further this spoken for person can attend to your own needs. Thats a really pathetic and selfish thing to do.

Waking up in the morning, some of white stuff in every hole.

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TopicChoose your beef: Chris Hemsworth vs. Henry Cavill
Biscotti
05/09/20 4:43:49 PM
#7
Cavill has a big ass, too many squats.

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TopicHaving sex with an ex feels so weird sometimes.
Biscotti
05/09/20 4:41:13 PM
#22
SH_expert44 posted...
I think youre right :(

I think shes getting real fed up with her fiance and getting keen on me again.

You're not fucking each other, you're both fucking her fiance over.

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TopicI just discovered the Sex and Sexuality board here on GameFAQS
Biscotti
05/09/20 4:24:38 PM
#45
NotYou posted...
Huh. Why is it that the Sex and Sexuality board seems to have a higher percentage of women than any other board on gamefaqs?

Furious bean-flicking during lockdown.

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TopicI just discovered the Sex and Sexuality board here on GameFAQS
Biscotti
05/09/20 4:20:42 PM
#43
WallStreetWolf posted...
I haven't seen anyone do anything like that yet

I haven't even seen that many topics about being lonely

wolfa please.

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TopicI just discovered the Sex and Sexuality board here on GameFAQS
Biscotti
05/09/20 4:11:12 PM
#40
WallStreetWolf posted...
Exactly lmao. All people there are doing is talking about sex/kinks free of judgment

Lets not forget about shilling multiple Discords, and assuming everyone knows everyone's alts.

And 8 threads a day about being lonely.

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TopicMan Shows Off Car And Bursts Into Flames
Biscotti
05/09/20 4:03:40 PM
#23
Ah, italian electrics in motor vehicles, unchanged since 1921.

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TopicI just discovered the Sex and Sexuality board here on GameFAQS
Biscotti
05/09/20 4:01:18 PM
#32
16-BITTER posted...
I posted there when it started but it turned into a weird gimmick circlejerk pretty quickly and I abandoned ship.

CE isn't a weird circlejerk gimmick board?

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TopicTfw you'll never be able to play Persona 4 Golden
Biscotti
05/09/20 5:51:28 AM
#47
its ass

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TopicNothing "epic" happens on the internet anymore
Biscotti
05/09/20 2:45:40 AM
#26
IReallyDoubtIt posted...
I really wish someone had taken over hosting of WikiFAQs and the GameFAQs Archive.

SA would be the most popular message board now that still has crazy sagas now and again. The FYAD thing was huge and happened in Janurary.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nzg4yw/fuck-you-and-die-an-oral-history-of-something-awful
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qjd8dv/something-awfuls-notorious-fuck-you-and-die-forum-shuts-down-because-of-nazis

Those linked articles are fascinating.

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Topichow's call of duty: warzone?
Biscotti
05/09/20 2:15:24 AM
#6
It's been my #1 lockdown game, enjoying it a lot.

6 wins so far, with no mic rando squads. I've kissed a lot of frogs.

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TopicShe's ready to fuck
Biscotti
05/08/20 7:26:15 PM
#5
If she farts it'll blow a hole in those jeans.

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TopicThis clip of Tifa's boobs is glorious >____>
Biscotti
05/08/20 6:54:25 PM
#9
Soyny destoyed the game, all weebfaqs knows this.

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TopicFavorite brand of bottled water?
Biscotti
05/08/20 6:52:48 PM
#23
darkprince45 posted...
Who gives a shit? How different is it than saying your favorite food? Should we be third world? Hey guys, what rain water is your favorite?

fiji is tasty af

Take it to Karen R Us.

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TopicHave you seen the original 1977 version of Star Wars?
Biscotti
05/08/20 6:45:36 PM
#49
An_Actual_Chad posted...
Bull fucking shit. Star Wars Chads are the apex Chads.

I find your lack of actual chad disturbing.

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TopicHave you seen the original 1977 version of Star Wars?
Biscotti
05/08/20 6:41:42 PM
#47
An_Actual_Chad posted...


One of my top 3 proudest purchases. Yes I moved it to the side of the picture so I could also show off my N64.

Actual Chads are not Star Wars nerds.

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TopicHave you seen the original 1977 version of Star Wars?
Biscotti
05/08/20 5:48:59 PM
#43
i was in line, in 1977.

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TopicFavorite brand of bottled water?
Biscotti
05/08/20 5:48:14 PM
#6
Jesus H.

How fucking First World can a topic be?

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TopicThose topics on warned or suspended users aren't allowed anymore?
Biscotti
05/08/20 5:44:42 PM
#19
If this board wasn't so incestuous it wouldn't be an issue.

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