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TopicSerious question: You are given 10 million dollars. No taxes, no strings.
BewmHedshot
01/01/18 10:48:14 PM
#47
Invest 9 million and then buy a nice house and a Ferrari. Keep my job, it's fun and gives me plenty of time off.
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TopicShould I trade my note 8 for iPhone X?
BewmHedshot
01/01/18 10:45:33 PM
#3
-l___________l- posted...
But the iPhone X is horrible

Objectively false.
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TopicApple stock takes hit after report on weak iPhone X demand
BewmHedshot
12/26/17 4:21:27 PM
#37
I have an iPhone X and I love it, sucks that the price is keeping people away.
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TopicYou make 10 million. You are taxed 5 million. Are you mad?
BewmHedshot
12/22/17 11:24:43 AM
#7
Furious at my accountant for screwing up so badly.
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TopicCEmen has a girl ever pursued you?
BewmHedshot
12/20/17 10:52:40 PM
#19
Yes, they were always overweight, though.
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TopicThis is why I love "breastaurants"
BewmHedshot
12/20/17 10:50:33 PM
#73
eggcorn posted...
Scaramanga posted...
x4pH8NL

wow I want the tall one.

Deal, I'll take the mini-she.
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TopicMayonnaise is the worst thing mankind has ever invented.
BewmHedshot
12/20/17 10:15:02 PM
#13


Obviously false.
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TopicThis guy at my work caused major sexual issues
BewmHedshot
12/18/17 12:42:39 AM
#19
TC is a specsigger
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Topicyrw: ur a aquarium worker in the tanks when these 2 Asian girls wave at you
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 9:32:05 PM
#4
Probably exactly what he did.
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TopicDo you agree with decreasing the corporate tax rate?
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 7:08:27 PM
#10
You cut corporate taxes when the economy is struggling. It's not struggling, so no.
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TopicHow much money have you spent on Christmas gifts so far?
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 6:27:58 PM
#36
$0 so far, I'm a procrastinator.
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TopicNow that the hype had died down, Chipotle's queso
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 5:06:54 PM
#11
Never been to a Moe's. \(_o)/
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TopicNow that the hype had died down, Chipotle's queso
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 5:03:23 PM
#9
metralo posted...
yes

go to qdoba if you want queso

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TopicChristmas is on a Monday? Do you get Friday off then?
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 4:08:22 PM
#11
We only get Monday off, but I'm taking vacation time to make it a 7 day 'weekend'.
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TopicDarth Vader supported government power over things said and done on the internet
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 3:18:23 PM
#23
Ted Cruz is so bad at Twitter.
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TopicRoy Moore has set up an "election integrity fund"
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 3:08:42 PM
#4
BulletWing posted...
tzhGHNu

This is such a legendary gif
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TopicThat moment when I have 5 payday loans to pay off....
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 3:00:59 PM
#27
Hexenherz posted...
Huh.
Makes me want to make an honest payday loan company with normal interest rates.

So, a charity?
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TopicTrump colluded with Russia to prevent a series of terrorist attacks
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 2:48:22 PM
#8
Trump didn't do anything but answer the telephone, article clearly says the CIA helped Russia out. You know, that same CIA Trump doesn't trust. Putin just cucked Trump again.
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TopicRate the Instagrammer - Jessica
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 2:45:56 PM
#10
I'd let her touch my willie.
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TopicJust ordered 200 mcnuggets, 10 side salads, and 10 cokes for 18 bucks
BewmHedshot
12/17/17 12:02:32 AM
#101
Shirley OP will deliver, they can't just lie, right?
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TopicDid you know you have FOUR CHANCES to Dispute a Moderation now??
BewmHedshot
12/16/17 6:05:09 PM
#6
It doesn't matter TC you can't fight city hall.
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TopicHonestly I'm sick of anti-Trump stuff now.
BewmHedshot
12/16/17 5:54:19 PM
#70
r4X0r posted...
ZMythos posted...

Two of those are the aftermath of Obama-era policies, one of those is a "fuck you" to the middle class and the last one is a "fuck you" to the environment and consumer.

So yea, fuck Trump.


Economic growth is the aftermath of eight years of sluggish Obama era economic policy?

LOL OK

Cutting the tax rates on the middle class is a "fuck you" to the middle class?

LOL OK

Whenever you post about politics I'm reminded of Will McAvoy's line about how people choose the facts they want, cuz holy shit lmao.
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TopicPapa Johns got my order wrong
BewmHedshot
12/15/17 10:28:49 PM
#3
My favorite local place forgot the dipping sauces I was supposed to get tonight.
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TopicI'll give $100 to whoever can convince me that either RHCP or Radiohead aren't
BewmHedshot
12/02/17 12:00:24 AM
#22
Rush exists.
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TopicWhat's a good mid price dog food?
BewmHedshot
11/30/17 6:52:41 PM
#4
Misread the topic title and thought TC was concerned about the price of hot dogs.
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Topic5 billion dollars but everything in the universe becomes its own opposite
BewmHedshot
11/29/17 10:25:23 PM
#7
KainWind posted...
Metua posted...
frozenshock posted...
every proton becomes an electron

Pretty sure this alone would screw up the entire universe.

Aren't the charges just arbitrary? I don't think it would matter unless the sizes also changed.

Bruh.
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TopicITT: We list things Donald Trump has actually done in his presidency
BewmHedshot
11/22/17 6:44:51 PM
#44
Mal_Fet posted...
https://pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q

Most of this list isn't even stuff Trump did.

A lot of the rest is "Trump un-does good thing Obama did"

The remainder is mostly "Trump actively tries to make america worse"
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Topicim for the death of net neutrality. gov't shouldn't micromanage the internet!
BewmHedshot
11/22/17 2:38:17 PM
#17
Net neutrality is actually the opposite of micromanaging.

Real micromanagement will come in the future when the government says "sure you can throttle Johnny's videogame and Suzy's torrent download, but you must not throttle emergency services calls, corporate VPNs, or military/espionage connections."
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TopicPlease help me balance my budget my family is dying
BewmHedshot
11/21/17 7:23:44 PM
#17
Put it all on red, buy a pizza and your games.
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TopicIs carrots bad carbs?
BewmHedshot
11/21/17 7:22:21 PM
#7
When were there good carbs?
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TopicThis is what 1 ILLEGAL REFUGEE gets with the federal assistance program
BewmHedshot
11/15/17 7:35:36 PM
#31
The list of ways that post is wrong is too damn long.
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TopicName a STRIP CLUB in your City!!
BewmHedshot
11/04/17 5:21:07 PM
#30
Admiral Theatre
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TopicSarah Huckabee Sanders has the world's most punchable face.
BewmHedshot
10/28/17 7:37:08 PM
#7
Butterfiles posted...
ted cruz

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TopicDo you have any banned accounts?
BewmHedshot
10/21/17 2:26:54 PM
#22
My brother got all of our accounts banned (we obviously signed in from the same IP) a little over 10 years ago.
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Topiccan you tell the difference between different coffees?
BewmHedshot
10/21/17 2:25:01 PM
#4
We have two different blends in the coffee maker at work. I can tell the difference, but neither one is actively "good."
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TopicRate Mozzarella Sticks
BewmHedshot
10/19/17 8:07:40 PM
#6
yusiko posted...
They are amazing but everytime I eat them the cheese slides down my throat as I try to chew it

I'm gonna die by choking on a mozzarella stick one day
But it will be worth it

I've literally never heard anyone else have this problem.

Anyway mozzarella sticks are toppest tier of appetizers.
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TopicMy 3-day plan to become a millionaire starts today.
BewmHedshot
10/14/17 2:02:19 PM
#2
What's the "plan"?
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TopicAdd "in the ass" to a movie title to make it better.
BewmHedshot
10/09/17 10:23:49 PM
#27
Snatch in the Ass
Sucker Punch in the Ass
The Big Short in the Ass
Waiting in the Ass
Salo in the Ass (to mouth)
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TopicHave you ever injured yourself having sex?
BewmHedshot
10/09/17 10:17:38 PM
#13
I once dislocated a toe during coitus. Great time.
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TopicI will find out within 20 minutes if I am to be fired or not
BewmHedshot
10/09/17 10:16:47 PM
#65
I'm new, is TC just an attention whore or wat?
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Topichow most of CE flirts
BewmHedshot
10/05/17 11:47:39 PM
#4

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TopicHow the fuck does Taco Bell run out of Baja blast?
BewmHedshot
10/05/17 11:46:58 PM
#6
Darkninja42 posted...
Because that's probably all that people order

Only reason to go to taco bell is that they have baja blast
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TopicDate or no?
BewmHedshot
10/05/17 11:46:11 PM
#11
I'd let her give me a handjob.
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TopicConfirm/Deny: The best thing about being a woman is
BewmHedshot
10/05/17 11:45:14 PM
#2
Can neither confirm nor deny.
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TopicWhy does coke taste nasty after drinking it too much
BewmHedshot
10/05/17 11:44:52 PM
#2
Well, Cola tastes nasty the first time you drink it, because it's basically poison.

But more generally, our bodies are programmed to want a variety of foods because we need a variety of nutrients.
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TopicJP Morgan paid settlement for financial crisis through fake mortgages
BewmHedshot
10/05/17 11:39:20 PM
#14
Keep in mind most of this actually happened at WaMu and Bear Stearns which JPMorgan was more or less forced to buy by the same government that's now fining them, and JPM management have been diligent about holding liquid assets in reserve in anticipation of future settlements like this.
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TopicWhy do edgy nerds hate Sublime?
BewmHedshot
10/05/17 10:57:35 PM
#7
Sublime is cool and all but it's in an awkward place between a normal text editor and an IDE like Visual Studio Code.
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TopicTrump is extremely popular with people who have low IQs
BewmHedshot
09/18/17 10:30:37 PM
#45
CADE FOSTER posted...
Because he acts just like them he is one of them

He is one of them. Dude is seriously addleminded.
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TopicIs THIS girl HOT??
BewmHedshot
09/18/17 7:52:39 PM
#31
Touch posted...
BewmHedshot posted...
I'd definitely let her give me a handjob.

What about a behind the knee job

bro that's sick wtf
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TopicWhat do you do for a living? Be honest
BewmHedshot
09/18/17 7:50:29 PM
#45
Kazi1212 posted...
Professional poker player

Whats ur fold to 3bet % preflop?
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