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TopicThis one girl said she's never had a new years kiss.
Benify
12/28/18 8:46:38 AM
#1
What is that, CE? An invitation to bang? I never even knew that kind of thing even matters to ppl. She said this while we were cuddling in my bed btw.
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TopicThe cheapest tear jerker videos are military surprise home visits
Benify
12/24/18 4:28:40 PM
#4
Wives always cheat on their military husbands.
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TopicFuck you Capcom
Benify
12/19/18 4:04:57 PM
#2
G is cool tho
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TopicI cuddled in bed with a girl who has a boyfriend
Benify
12/13/18 5:13:34 PM
#1
And it's not me.
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TopicLOL @ liking sex more than cuddles
Benify
12/10/18 1:14:16 AM
#1
>peaceful
>not tiring
>doesnt cause accidental pregnancies

Stop treating sex as the holy grail, you possible virgins.
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TopicEeveelution tier list
Benify
12/02/18 7:57:38 PM
#1
God Tier:

Jolteon

Top Tier:

Espeon
Vaporeon

High Tier:

Glaceon

Mid Tier:

Flareon
Umbreon
Sylveon

Get the fuck out my face tier:

Leafeon
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TopicRemember when this happened two years ago and everyone just shrugged and ignored
Benify
11/25/18 4:01:15 PM
#2
*shrugs*
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TopicWhy can thieves, rapists, pedophiles, and murderers find love before I can
Benify
11/23/18 9:11:31 PM
#6
I think the four categories you listed go hand in hand.
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TopicCop beats 14 year old student for walking past him after he insults the staff.
Benify
11/22/18 6:39:02 PM
#39
Reminder that cops are blood thirsty animals.
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TopicEvery crime should result in the death penalty tbh
Benify
11/22/18 3:40:36 PM
#1
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
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TopicHow can I prevent home invasions from happening?
Benify
11/20/18 8:06:33 PM
#7
Paper plates and forks
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TopicWalmart is so bad
Benify
11/19/18 8:07:04 PM
#21
Walmart employees are dead on the inside. I wouldn't look them in the eye.
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TopicHow do people work full time being a slave at work?
Benify
11/19/18 8:02:47 PM
#170
LOL @ paying rent and/or living with your parents.
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TopicI think my co-worker is snorting something on our bathroom's toilet
Benify
11/16/18 11:02:01 PM
#1
The problem is I can't exactly prove anything because I'm not allowed to go into the women's bathroom, but I can definitely here a "snort!" sound.
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TopicI am the only person that I see using Frieza's wakeup super.
Benify
11/16/18 8:28:37 PM
#2
That's because it sucks.


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TopicMan accidentally kills himself while robbing home.
Benify
11/16/18 8:08:05 PM
#62
Justice was served.
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TopicThis girl told me that she has cheated on her long distance boyfriend before.
Benify
11/08/18 9:12:06 PM
#1
Why is she telling me this? Is she trying to fuck? I mean, her Canadian boyfriend won't have any way of finding out but...
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TopicTwo men fight in a classroom (INSANE FIGHT NO SURVIVORS)
Benify
11/06/18 3:49:33 PM
#2
Good god
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TopicNice. I went to sleep and woke up to my first 500 topic thanks to racists.
Benify
11/05/18 3:57:58 PM
#73
Did someone say KKK?


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TopicMy co-worker brushed her butt against mine and I can't stop thinking about it.
Benify
11/05/18 3:51:49 PM
#25
Goats posted...
Did you start ranting about the KKK and other various conspiracy theories you had about the girl kecleon?


That's not me bro.
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TopicI wish these retail workers would smile more
Benify
11/05/18 6:51:09 AM
#1
Everyone who works at walmart is such a buzzkill. All they gotta do is scan my shit. They should be grateful that my tax dollars are even paying for their wages.
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TopicBrony gets a lesson about making jokes about a 12 year old buying pads
Benify
11/04/18 6:30:43 PM
#8
Of course he's wearing a Gardevoir shirt.
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TopicMy co-worker brushed her butt against mine and I can't stop thinking about it.
Benify
11/03/18 5:08:59 PM
#1
She has the nicest butt at work and she was only trying to squeeze through a tight area but god damn. I felt like my depression was cured in that moment. I hope she leaves her bf soon. I heard they were living in an apartment but actually went back with their own parents. That's a step backward if I've ever seen one.
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TopicIf Geno's in Smash, I'll buy one person a copy of the game.
Benify
10/31/18 8:40:57 PM
#160
Give it
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TopicCharlie Williams is OUT of jail!
Benify
10/28/18 9:29:24 AM
#1
Do you guys remember Charlie Williams? The guy who is being attacked by KKK members every second of his life? Well, he had a youtube channel where he would expose these members to the public and has been doing this good deed for us for quite a while.

About a year ago, he was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon without a license. It was a shame.

However, I found out that he has a NEW channel, that he made three weeks ago. Do you know what this means? He finished his sentence!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7451UxtSQA&;

He goes under "Tony Brown" now.
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TopicMinorities celebrate their victory after cops gives man his legal gun back
Benify
10/22/18 8:37:44 PM
#31
Those cops just became more racist than they already are.
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Topicdude robbed a deli in my neighborhood and he got his head blown off
Benify
10/22/18 1:40:14 PM
#4
I love a happy ending.
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TopicThis cute girl asked me if I have STDs or not.
Benify
10/20/18 1:48:39 PM
#1
That's good, right? She's probably asking that question because she wants to have sex with me but is taking precautions first.

I'm in there (~_^)
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TopicI was walking down a store aisle and accidentally knocked over a tower of cans.
Benify
10/18/18 9:56:24 PM
#3
Don't feel bad TC. It's not your job to pick up those cans.
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TopicMan touches another man's beard and gets knocked out
Benify
10/16/18 10:11:23 PM
#30
Homophobics all around me.
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TopicIt's okay to lie to a girl about how tall you are.
Benify
10/11/18 10:31:09 PM
#5
Short guys should just get taller tbh.
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TopicWhy is Dr. Pepper making soda instead of helping sick people?
Benify
10/09/18 9:47:14 PM
#6
Pepsi > Dr. Pepper > Coke
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Topictfw people around you can kill you and get paid vacation for it
Benify
09/29/18 9:00:08 PM
#8
Everyone around him are probably descendants of former slave owners so it's not surprising.
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TopicBlack group assaults defenseless white group
Benify
09/20/18 8:52:11 PM
#4
The ones sitting at the table must've said something racist.
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TopicI got friends with benefits-zoned
Benify
09/20/18 8:41:24 PM
#9
Cornmuffins posted...
But then who will spam those stupid yt vids of that crazy black dude


He stopped uploading videos months ago.

...mostly because he's in jail now.

https://www.rapsheets.org/florida/orlando-jail/BUSH_WILLIE/18008197
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TopicI got friends with benefits-zoned
Benify
09/20/18 5:01:50 PM
#1
I love her but she just likes fucking.

I want to kms.
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TopicAt what age should I stop working at Walmart?
Benify
09/19/18 3:20:02 AM
#7
1
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TopicGuy calls someone the n-word and gets beaten up
Benify
09/17/18 5:19:48 PM
#1


He's probably the grandson of a former slave owner.
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TopicSon of former slave owner tries to underpay black man
Benify
09/14/18 11:08:27 PM
#5
How do we know that the old man is the son of a former slave owner.
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TopicMan angrily strikes his hookup after finding out that she's a transgender
Benify
09/13/18 10:35:14 PM
#4
It should be known.
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TopicTwo men fight in a classroom (INSANE FIGHT NO SURVIVORS)
Benify
09/11/18 5:21:51 PM
#1


I always die at the camera quality of this vid.
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TopicShould criminals be stripped of their rights?
Benify
09/11/18 12:14:16 AM
#7
Honestly every crime should be punished with the death penalty. That'll get people to act in line. If you don't agree with me, then you are in fact, a criminal.
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TopicHow do I woo this Australian Chick
Benify
09/09/18 10:02:05 AM
#1
I want to woo her so I can fuck her.
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TopicMy friend thinks that my mom is hot.
Benify
09/07/18 11:55:30 PM
#9
Gross
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TopicHomeless man gets beaten up by Superman
Benify
09/07/18 10:49:51 PM
#3
Kitt posted...
Can't see the video but is this at Dragon-Con by any chance?


Downtown Vegas
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Topic7 is the best Mario Party, change my mind.
Benify
09/06/18 5:05:16 AM
#29
3
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TopicGuy realizes that he got head from a guy instead of a girl, fight ensues
Benify
09/04/18 4:28:13 PM
#8
That "girl" should be sued tbh
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TopicWhite and Black kid agree to fight, cop comes and seizes Black kid
Benify
09/02/18 11:36:02 PM
#7
Was it necessary to slam the bike on that other kid's body?
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