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D) f*** it, kill Ted Cruz

You glare at Ted and look at the tire iron in his golf cart.
"Ted." you start as you make your way towards his cart. Ted clearly misinterprets your actions and laughs.
"Karen, we shouldn't" he says attempting to be seductive as he looks at your chest.
"Ted." you repeat as you grab the tire iron."Do you think anyone will miss you when you're gone?" you ask as you push his body away from your's.
"Haha, I'm sure my wife would..." he says unsure of how to take your comment.
"Let me try asking again. Ted, do you think anyone will miss you when you're gone?" Ted stops laughing.
"What are you getting at Karen?" he asks nervously positioning his foot on the gas. There's a long silence. You grab Ted by the fat of his neck and throw him to the floor. He screams as you lift the tire iron into the air.
"This is my kink!" he yells before you smash his face into the ground. You just keep slamming the tire iron into the ground until it breaks. You're interrupted by the sound of clapping. You turn to find the White House staff clapping. Your favorite FBI agent gives you a thumbs up.

What do you do?
A) Back to business, head to the Oval Office
B) Claim the Clintons are trying to kill Donald and lead the charge to the Oval Office
C) Flee the White House

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D) Sneak out and then back in and act clueless

You look around the room and then to the open window. You'll have to get out and sneak back in like you know nothing. You can hear Hilary and Bill talking outside.
"Hey Donny, everything alright in there?" Hilary yells through the door. You can see the doorknob moving. You jump out the window and land in the bushes below as the door opens. You land pretty hard but immediately get up and start running around the White House back to the main entrance. The staff looks at you in confusion as you jog around the premises while bleeding and hobbling on a broken heel. The staff offers to help, but you refuse them. The help should be seen not heard and definitely not touched.

"Hey Karen!" someone yells in the distance. You look over to find Ted Cruz in a golf cart shirtless holding a can of bud lite and some hot dogs. "You okay! Looking rough!" he laughs as you suddenly remember today was your White House BBQ. That's why Hilary and Bill are here.
"Hey Ted." you say trying but failing to be enthusiastic.
"SO what's the deal Scarey Karey, why are you out here and not with the Big Dog?" Ted says with a laugh.

What do you do?
A) Have Ted drive you back to the office
B) Take Ted's golf cart, also uninvite him from the BBQ
C) To hell with going back, flee with Ted
D) Fuck it, kill Ted Cruz

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C) The world can't know Trump is dead, stage an elaborate set up to make the world think he's still alive

The world can't know about this. You try to compose yourself and grab a broom. You shove the broom down the neck hole and drag Trump into the his office. You print out a picture of his face and glue it to the broom. You prop Donald into his chair and tweet out that a that everything is going fine along with a picture of the corpse giving a thumbs up. Nancy Pelosi is the first to comment that it's clearly a broom and not President Trump, her followers agree with her. Ted Cruz tells her she's wrong and that Donald has never looked better. Ted DMs you.
"Looking good chief. :D"

You've been sitting in the Oval Office for three hours, tweeting every five minutes to keep up the charade. Can you do this for the rest of your life? The first few tweets were easy.
"OBAMAGATE" sure Obama died in the American Revolution of 2022, but Donald's supporters love the classics.
"BUILD THE WALL" Mexico doesn't even exist anymore, but the space wall looks promising. "KEEP OUT THOSE LITERAL ILLEGAL ALIENS!" "CLARK KENT, MORE LIKE CLARK GET BENT!"
"ABACUS!" the tweets became more nonsensical as the day went on. Suddenly you hear knocking at the door.
"Yo DT, It's ya girl Hilary and Billy, we're here to party!"

What do you do?
A) Hide, you can sneak out while they laugh about Epstein
B) Hide under Donald's desk and fake a conversation until they leave
C) You'll have to kill the Clintons
D) Sneak out and then back in and act clueless

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A) You've wanted this, go have sex

You bite your lip and throw Donald onto the countertop. You start tearing off his clothes. His sweat stains make the removal difficult. His shirt gets caught over his head. You finally manage to get him undressed and desperately try to take off your clothes. You throw your underwear to the ground and find Donald looking through the refrigerator attempting to make a sandwich. You look to him in disbelief. He shrugs.
"Aren't we going to have sex?" you say angrily.
"I already finished." he says pointing the to stains on his underwear.
"Of course." you mutter to yourself. Donald completely oblivious to you is bent over, his head inside the refrigerator as he looks for butter.

You come to moments later, Donald's bloody body on the floor, his head crushed like a watermelon thrown from the Empire State building.
"What happened?" you ask yourself before flashing back to seconds earlier. You remember grabbing the door and screaming as you slammed the door repeatedly. It was the first orgasm you've had since Julio. It dawns on you. You've killed your husband. You've killed the President.

What do you do?
A) Proclaim yourself this countries new President
B) You have to hide the body
C) The world can't know Trump is dead, stage an elaborate set up to make the world think he's still alive


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B) Donald knows to much, you'll have to put him down too

God help you. You know what has to be done but know not if you'll have the strength to do it. You make your way over to your husband and rest your head on his shoulder. Putting your body against his intensifies the sound of his chewing, you can feel the rattle of each bite cut through your body. He knows too much, you'll have to put the big dog to sleep.
"So how did it go down?" Donald asks as he wipes the crumbs of Mike "Past" Pence off his mouth. You have to justify this, but you're not sure how.
"He said Twitter was right to censor you." Trump shakes his head.
"I can't believe this betrayal." a tear rolls down his face, he refuses to be weak and forces the tear back in. "You're a good wife. much more faithful than Ivanka."
"You mean Melania?"
"Who? I mean yeah, what did I say?" there's an awkward silence. "Damn, it's been a while since we banged."

What do you do?
A) You've wanted this, go have sex
B) Odd how he's suddenly horny after thinking of Ivanka, withhold sex


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Malcrasternus posted...

an armed group not destroying property wasn't manhandled

So it's okay to threaten government officials at gunpoint with lynching?

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tremain07 posted...

Civilians protesting with guns yet don't destroy property

Terrorists threatening to lynch people while storming a government buildings

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But protesters protesting police murdering a man ends in tear gas

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Well yeah, Trump supporters aren't known for having a backbone

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I played through it for the first time and Super Metroid back to back a few years ago. I think Fusion was better.

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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

911, whats the emergency
Theres a man on the road not breathing, please send help
Okay, an ambulance is on their way. Whats going on
I dont know, theres a man on the ground saying he cant breathe and needs help
Okay the ambulance should be there any second.....

and then

And then the cops already on the scene would have flagged it down

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Mods need to ban Houston, the fact that his racism gets a pass is disgusting

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Tag

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A) Feed Mike Pence to Donald Trump

A cold chill runs down your spine. It's been a while since you've had to do this. You hide Mike's body underneath the rubble of his desk and head over to the kitchen to grab a garbage bag and a knife. Once inside you're grated by the staff. You tell them all they have the day off and to leave immediately. You grab the supplies you need and head back to Mike's office.

You place Mike's body in the bag and start hacking away. It's rough to keep him in the bag, but you can't risk leaving any evidence in the room. You take Mike's body back to the kitchen and get to work on your families famous steak. You go to retrieve the dog only to come back and find Donald eating the steak.
"This is the best your steak has ever tasted." he says looking to the dog. "Why the dog here?"
"Well the stake was for him..."
"You were going to feed Mike to the dog?" Donald reacts to your shock. "Come on, you really think I haven't eaten human before? Chinese is my favorite, shame about the whole Covid thing."

What do you do?
A) A match made in heaven, discuss options for a new VP
B) Donald knows to much, you'll have to put him down too


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Tag

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What

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Doom_Art posted...

It really is entertaining how they'll insist you need to walk on eggshells with them

And try to hold voting for Trump up as a threat

"Don't call me a crybaby or else I'll vote for Trump"

They are the biggest snowflakes of all

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ChuckSDeuces posted...

*treats Trump supporters like shit*

"Why are all these voters so selfish and only vote in their own self interest!? I'm so confused..."

How else are you supposed to treat a piece of shit?

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It's okay, he probably jaywalked or something when he was 13 and deserved this as a result

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Update later, Persona has taken over my life, send help

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Bump to see if that A option takes off

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"Hey man, I think this alligator might be a Nazi"

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C) Maybe it's the wine speaking, but you could totally whoop Mike's ass

You stare Mike down and get in his face.
"Watch your mouth in this house boy." you say hopping off his deck.
"Excuse me?" Mike says as he stands up in an attempt to scare your proud mama bear self.
"Mikey, you should back the fuck down. You don't survive thirteen black Fridays without killing lesser parents."
"Oh trust me, I know all about hiding bodies." Mike responds as he takes off his coat and starts rolling up his sleeves.

You don't give him a chance to finish adjusting his sleeves. You tackle Mike to the floor. The two of you start rolling around for control. You start throwing punches, he stumbles off you.You grab his head and throw him across the desk. He slides off the desk and falls to the floor, you follow up by delivering a diving elbow from his desk.
"Black Friday 2006, that elbow scored me ten Wiis" you stomp him in the nuts. "Sold each for 500 on ebay." Mike cries in pain as he crawls over to his desk and pulls a shotgun from underneath. He points it at you. If it wasn't for the wine you'd be scared, but you're not ready to meet the great big manager in the sky.
"You crazy fucking bitch!" Mike yells as he starts shooting. He misses. You throw your wine bottle at Mike's head, he's busted open, bleeding like a government mule. He drops the gun and grabs his eye in pain.
"It's over Mikey-poo. Mama bear's coming and you put your finger in the wrong porridge." you lift Mike and powerbomb him through his desk. You fall back exhausted.

You make your way to your feet and find a hole in Mike's chest. Being slammed through his desk set off the shotgun. Mike Pence is dead.

What do you do?
A) Hide the body in (You pick the area)
B) You'll never be able to hide the body, set it up to look like a suicide
C) Call up Trump and tell him it was self defense

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Cracked still exists?

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Vivec posted...

Theres nobody around him, maybe he moved it up for a minute to breathe. Dumb topic.

Oddly defense of Harrison Ford

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This is not how this works

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C) Ignore the problem and go get some more wine, sit on Mike Pence's desk while drinking

You mope through the White House for halls and into the kitchen once again. You grab your trusty 1776 bottle of wine and take a trip through the building. You find yourself back in Mike's office.
"So you're back." a clearly thrilled Mike Pence says with a sigh. In a drunken stupor you throw everything off Mike's desk. Pence looks at you in disbelief and anger.
"You know what you're problem is Mikey." you never let loose. "You and me, we've been here together for 3 years and not once have we ever hung out."
"Karen please, I have top secret work to do." he says as he picks the paper work back up off the floor.
"Work? No one has done any work in this house for years." you hiccup. "Work is raising babies, and there ain't no babies around here."
"I'm a married man Karen." Mike protest causing you to laugh.
"Ew what, I'm interested in men not beady eyed raccoons." Mike is taken aback.
"Karen, I think you should leave."
"Me? Leave? Mikey I'll call the manager and we'll see who he sides with."
"Do you mean your husband?" you take a few seconds to figure out what he's talking about because you're too focused on the wine
"Yes." you manage to stutter out. "Mikey-poo, I'm not leaving until you drink with me." Mike looks at you clearly annoyed.
"I said out"

What do you do?
A) Ask to speak to his manager
B) Force the wine into his mouth
C) Maybe it's the wine speaking, but you could totally whoop Mike's ass

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B) Go ask Mike Pence for advice

Feelimg unsatisfied, you go to the one man who understands unsatisfied women more than anyone else, Mike Pence.
"Mikey-poo!" you yell out enthusiastically as you enter his office.
"Karen" Mike seems less than enthusiastic, he's probably just had a bad day, you two are besties so there's no reason for him to be mad at you.
"Well Mikey, me and Donald are having trouble in the bedroom." Mike nods his head.
"Yes, President Trump has said as such."
"You knew?!" what a surprise, you can't believe Donald would talk about you behind your back. "How, why, what did he say?"
"He just said he couldn't get it up, that it was relative."
"Relative to the what?"
"That was all he said"

You run out of Mike's office in tears. Your marriage is on the rocks.

What do you do?
A) Try to fix things with Donald
B) Push for divorce, Donald didn't sign a prenup
C) Ignore the problem and go get some more wine

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Update tomorrow, I have an idea and I'm just trying to figure out how to get there

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Bump

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A) Go get some First Lady wine
C) Go to Donald and try to get pregnant

Life is amazing. You walk down the halls of the White House(White Halls?) and towards the White Kitchen.Once inside you're greeted by the beautiful voices of the White staff. All the beautiful buff men, the servants, it's like a Disney movie, you can almost hear them singing a song for you. Or maybe that's the Presidential wine speaking. This bottle belonged to JFK, but he's got no use for it. In your drunken ecstasy you begin thinking of your dear old daughter, Judith and Trump's former children; Baron, Ivanka, and the other one. Donald probably gets lonely knowing you basically eliminated his legacy and truth be told, you miss your daughter. So like all good mothers, it's time to replace her.

You knock on your hubby's door. His body guards tell you to wait as he is addressing the Nation, but you know nobody actually watches him so this is the best time to talk to him. You ignore their warnings and enter the Oval Office. Donald looks to you in confusion.
"I'm in the middle of something Karen." he says before looking into his teleprompter.
"The only thing you're going to be in is me." you say seductively. He fails to understand. There's an awkward silence. "We're going to make Monica Lewinsky look like a girl scout. Trump looks to you in confusion.
"Who?"
"The chick that blew Bill Clinton in this very room."
"That didn't happen, he said it didn't."

A few confusing and awkward seconds later you find yourself leaving the oval office unsatisfied. You can't help but think you're doing something wrong. You know your body is banging, but no man should be finishing that fast. There's got to be something you can do about this.

What do you do?
A) Go to the store and buy some erectile dysfunction pills
B) Go ask Mike Pence for advice
C) Ask Ivanka for advice, sure you kicked her out of the family, but it can't hurt to ask


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Update later, I've been playing Persona 5 and didn't realize how late it's gotten >_>

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Bump before I go to sleep

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This wasn't a top 6 it was for Kofi winning the title



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EndOfDiscOne posted...

Hes right. A positive negative is a negative.

Lmao

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B) Try to seduce Trump
A) you're the manager now, time to Make California Great Again

"Me? Chief of Police?" you're in disbelief but ecstatic. You aren't quite sure what do, you're so overcome with emotions and horniness that your body starts moving on its own. You look Trump in the eyes and bite your bottom lip. You start rubbing you hands through Trump's hair, there's not much and you immediately try to move it back into place so that you don't lose horny levels.
"Karen, are you trying to seduce me?" The President asks.
"It does appear that way." you whisper into his ear and sexual like.
"But, I'm married, what about Mary, or Adriana, or whatever her name is." he says as he's already grabbing your wine box.
"I don't really care, do you?" you say before knocking all the equipment off a nearby desk and mounting the President. You go to take down the President's pants but he pushes you off and rebuckles his pants. You look to him in confusion.
"I'm done." he says with a smug look on his face. "I hope it was as good for you as it was for me." he adds puzzling you.
"But we didn't... I didn't even get to..."
"What are you talking about?" he asks
"Donny, I'm still, ya know... I haven't been satisfied." you point to your dry crotch.
"I'm not seeing what that has to do with anything." he hands you 100,000 dollars,, "I don't know what's wrong but that should take care of it. Tweet me if you ever want to do this again." he leaves.

It's been three years since that day. Your life has changed quite a bit, and by quite a bit I mean you were the mayor of California. As the new Chief your first act was to fire the department, they were all angry, people complained in Twitter, but luckily some freedom toting protestors arrived to even the score, you hired them as your new police crew. With the cops under your belt you dismissed all charges against yourself.

With the money left to you by Trump you successfully started and ran a campaign for state governor. It was a close race but you gained the voters trust by fighting to reopen the state. As in literally fighting. As in you stormed the capital with guns and Trump called you a patriot and pardoned you. There were thousands of unforseen deaths after the state repopened, partially due to your freedom fighters, but mostly due to 5G. You and your supporters quickly set out in destroying all 5G towers in California. There were unrelated fires and God knows how much destruction, but 5G is no longer a threat in California, 5G sickness however is still around. They've begun referring to it as 5Die,it's not clever or witty, but it's easier for your followers to understand than 5G.

You miss your family. You haven't seen your daughter since that first day. Your now ex-husband found out about Julio and left, which was for the best as you found yourself a new man, the re-elected Trump. With your help California turned red, both in voters and in the fires. Red California called the election for Trump. It was a landslide, both the election and the countless areas of destruction left by you ignoring public safety codes. After helping him get re-elected, the manager of immigration got an anonymous tip about Meliana and she found herself on plane back to not America. She took her son with her leaving you and Trump to paint the white house white(That's a semen joke)

You wake up, it's a beautiful day in the White House.

What do you do?
A) Go get some First Lady wine
B) Go check in on Susan, the Governor of California
C) Go to Donald and try to get pregnant

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A) Complain to Trump

You're in awe, the greatest man who ever lived is here to bail you out. He scolds everyone in the police department and calls you a true patriot. The police are yelling at Trump to put on a mask, but this brave son of a bitch won't give them the satisfaction.

Trump makes his way over to you and offers a hug, tremendous photo op, the best photo op, Obama wishes he had photo ops like this. You start crying like those little girls meeting their favorite celebs, but this is bigger than that, you're meeting the most powerful man on Earth.

"It was horrible President Trump, they beat me, they framed me for murder, they defended pedophiles and rapists, they're probably doing drugs!." you complain letting Trump know of your problems.
"I have no doubt these people do drugs. We are in Commiefornia after all, a state which if I may add has the largest debt in the nation and highest percentage of high school drop outs" the police look around at each other. Officer James shakes his head.
"Not one part of that was true." James says in disbelief. Trump looks at him and shakes his head.
"What a nasty comment. You come at me with nasty comments like that and have the audacity to call this patriot a prisoner. In fact, this patriot is the new Chief of police." the department erupts into confusion

What do you do
A) you're the manager now, time to Make California Great Again
B) Try to seduce Trump


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Bump

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Good

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Gonna take a break

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https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/1263523204045430790?s=19

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B. President Trump to ask for a pardon

It's become clear the cops can't help you, but you live in Commiefornia, the state government is no help, they're all Obama's seed. You have to go higher. You couldn't break the cuffs, God let you down, so you can't turn to him right now. Of course, it's obvious. You must call the one man who will put these liberal pedophiles in their place, President Trump. Would Trump answer? He's a busy man fighting for America's freedom.
"DRAIN THE SWAMP!" you yell getting dirty looks from everyone. There's no way the White House would answer a phone call from prison, well maybe if you were from Texas, but they're certainly not going to answer one from Commiefornia. Then it hits you, Trump would never answer the phone, but he will answer a tweet.

You back into the corner and unclench your cheeks , your phone falls to the floor.
"Hey Siri. Tweet @POTUS and @RealDonaldTrump. I am patriot being wrongly detained by the corrupt politicians in Commiefornia. I live streamed my assault, but the police are turning a blind eye to the law to send you a message. Please President Trump, you're my only hope." the tweet sends.

Your phone notifications start going off at lightning speed. An officer points to your phone.
"What the hell is that?"
"Democracy!" you yell as the doors to the police station are busted open by the man himself. Like a Golden God, President Trump stands in the doorway.
"Karen McKaren. I'm here to save you."

What do you do?
A) Complain to Trump
B) Ask Trump to pardon you
C) Sue the police and have Trump serve as judge

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I have fond memories of Bomberman. Great N64 games, good times playing it between classes with friends. That one time the cute chick I was into sat down next to me and we played Bomberman together until the teacher caught us ditching PE. The not so great part where I had class with her years later and she revealed herself to be a complete dumbass. Good times.

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E)Call the Chief of Police

You stand in silence looking at the phone. There's a thousand thoughts running through your mind, but only one solution. You know what must be done.
"Hey Siri, call the chief of police." no response. "Hey Siri, I said call the chief of police." the police look at you in confusion.
"Ma'am, that's a landline." one officer says. They've taken over Siri too, technology has betrayed you, damn you Bill Gates.
"I'd like to see a phone book." you state.

A few minutes of searching later you find the Chief of Police's number and call him.
"Hello, this is Chief Allen."
"Hello Chief of Police?"
"Umm yeah, who is this?"
"Hi, you don't know me, but your department does. My name is Karen McKaren, and I am being wrongfully detained."
"Why did you call my house number?"
"These officers are corrupt and have arrested a loyal, god-fearing christian, second amendment supporting, mother." the Chief is silent. "They've teamed up with pedophiles and rapists to ruin my reputation and this great country."
"Ma'am, I suggest using your phone call for someone to post your bail."
"I have proof, video evidence. I live streamed the whole ordeal of police brutality." The chief is quiet once again. "Oh now you want to listen."
"Ma'am, if you're speaking of the livestream I'm thinking of, that makes you a cop killer. You ran over a high school principal which cost him his arm, and then murdered a Officer Duncan. You belong in jail."

It goes all the way to the top. What do you do?
A) Demand to speak to the governer
B) Try calling someone else
C) You'll have to bust out of here, make a break for it


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He has said he wants to first see how effective the more than $2.5 trillion already passed is in combating the crisis

What the fuck

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B) Demand to speak to the police chief
while
C) You can break these cuffs

"YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT LIZARD MAN OBAMA SAID, ME AND DADDY TRUMP WILL UNCOVER THE TRUTH!" you yell pressing your face as close to Officer James as possible, Officer Duncan is nowhere to be found. Officer James says nothing.
"YOU LIBERALS OR SHOULD I SAY LIEBERALS, WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS." Officer James remains silent.
I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH THE POLICE CHIEF!" Officer James comes to a stop light and glares at you through the rear view.
"Ma'am, with what little due respect, shut the fuck up."
"YOU DEVILS SET ME UP, BUT GOD IS ON MY SIDE, AND WITH THE POWER OF GOD AND THE SECOND AMENDMENT ON MY SIDE THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL! OH CHRIST, OH LORD, OH VIRGIN MARTINI, GRANT ME THE STRENGTH I NEED TO BREAK THESE SHACKLES OF MY OPPRESSOR!" you let out a primal roar as you attempt to channel your inner freedom fighter and break the cuffs. Suddenly Officer James slams on the breaks. You fly face first into the barrier between you and the front seat.

The door opens. Officer James pulls you out of the vehicle and throws you onto the ground. He reaches for his gun. You notice you're in the middle of nowhere. If there was ever a time for God to grant you the strength to break these cuffs it would be now. James lets out a scream and begins firing into the air. He grabs you and throws you back into the car. You remain silent for the rest of the ride.

You are now at Police HQ. You're given one phone call.

Who do you call?
A) Judy, tell her mama is going to be okay
B) Susan, you know that gold digger has the money
C) Julio, the only man who's ever satisfied you
D) Your husband, Donny, god knows the only thing that man is good for is his money

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A) The lamestream media has corrupted the boys in blue, fight your way out
C) Pull out your phone and record the police brutality

The cops are corrupt, this great nation is in need of saving and you're the hero it's crying for. You kiss your daughter on the forehead, she shoves you away and turns her back to you. It's okay, you don't want her to witness the reverse-Waco that's about to go down in her bedroom.

The first officer keeps his taser on you and continues to order you to the ground, but you know your rights.
"Stick it pig! I know my rights." you've calmed yourself in preparation for step 2. The other cop returns with a breathalyzer. He approaches and your cheerleading instinct kicks in, you quickly grapple the cop into a rear naked choke thanks to CKC(Close Karen Combat) and pull the gun from his holster. You're now in a Mexican-American standoff, not a Mexican standoff because you're a citizen.

"PUT THE GUN DOWN, LET THE OFFICER GO!" the Officer yells as he drops his taser for his gun.
"James help me!" your hostage yells.
"Stay calm Duncan, I'll get you out of there!" James yells.
"My girlfriend, tonight was supposed to be the night." he cries before you pistol whip him.
"Tonight was the night?" he must be referring to a terrorist plot alongside the other corrupt police. You have to let the world know. "Sweety, mommy needs you to grab her phone and start recording."
"Mom what's wrong with you!" she yells before tackling you to the ground. You hear a gunshot, you're not sure what's happening, but in the chaos you pull out your phone and start live streaming. The feed captures Officer James beating you into submission as Judy cries in the background.

Your in the backseat of the police car, there's blood on your clothes, you're not sure who's. You look out the window and see dried blood on the hood of your car. This was a set up.

What do you do?
A) Go peacefully, your lawyer will handle this
B) Demand to speak to the police chief
C) You can break these cuffs

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Moving in with some friends and I want to have a solid library alongside my Nintendo stuff

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B) have the cops take care of this

You have no idea what to do, you've never seen your daughter so vulnerable, you do what all good mothers do, you turn to the police to raise your child for you. You can hear the police entering the house.
"She's in here!" you yell through the house. Judy looks at you realizing you're there. She glares and starts screaming. "YOU FUCKING EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS, I FUCKING HATE YOU!" oh no, the pedo has corrupted her mind. The police come storming down the hallway guns drawn, here comes freedom.
"Karen McKaren, get on the ground with your hands where we can see them!" there must be a misunderstanding.
"Excuse me! My daughter was being groomed by a pedophile! Why am I being arrested!" you get in the officer's face. "Back up, maintain social distancing orders!" the officer yells. oh, he's a liberal cop, that explains it.
"WHAT CRIME HAVE I COMMITTED!" you scream into the officer's face.
"You're charged with the hit and run of Principle Theodore Johnson earlier this morning. The victim is currently in the hospital where he identified you as the driver."
"HE HIT MY CAR!"
"Ma'am we have video of you not only hitting his car, but then running him over and speeding through the streets."
"THAT'S BULLSHIT, YOU WEREN'T THERE." the officer turns to his partner.
"Grab the breathalizer, there's alcohol on her breath."
"SO I HAD A DRINK IN THE MORNING SO WHAT!"

What do you do?
A) The lamestream media has corrupted the boys in blue, fight your way out
B) Beg the officer to let you go, perhaps favors can be exchanged
C) Pull out your phone and record the police brutality

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I'll never let you win, never.

A) Judy is in danger, speed home, this must be the cop you called

You don't know if it's the freedom or the wine talking, but you can feel it in your heart that this is the cop you called earlier, but your assault earlier isn't important right now, you need to focus on Judy. The officer approaches, but you know he's here to help you roll down your window and wave for him to follow before speeding off towards your house.

The police sirens wail behind you the entire drive.
"Hey Siri, play the national anthem." you roll down your windows and let the freedom ring as a second cop car joins the party.
"We're coming for you Judy."

You speed into your driveway, hitting a fire hydrant in the process. You rush inside and run towards Judy's room. She's inside crying, no doubt from what the pedophile must have done.

What do you do?
A) Comfort your daughter
B) have the cops take care of this

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I'll never let you win, never.