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TopicConservative Man who made 3D GUNS had SEX with a 16 y/o..and HE'S GONE MIA!!
Bandit_Keith
09/21/18 8:08:24 PM
#17
Full Throttle posted...
accused of paying an underage girl for SEX!!


it's not clear why he flew to Thailand either.

I think I may have a theory.
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TopicDoes anyone actually believe the accusation against Kavanaugh?
Bandit_Keith
09/18/18 6:19:09 PM
#175
If the dems gamble was pushing to stall the nomination confirmation until after the mid-terms, and they don't pick up enough seats(they won't), wouldn't Kavanaugh still be the person the senate votes for?
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Keith Howard
TopicI never got into Mario Kart or Mario Party.
Bandit_Keith
09/18/18 12:52:12 AM
#5
Illuminoius posted...
i don't get where this "mario party ruins friendships" meme came from
are you all just poor sports with no sense of humor?

I don't know who you're talking to. I never said it ruined our friendship. Just that none of us enjoyed the game. It was never satisftying.
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TopicPiOverlord's 2018 Best CEer tournament: Day 48
Bandit_Keith
09/17/18 11:14:47 PM
#14
Chill by a country mile.

Muffinz0rz posted...
Isn't Chill the one who had a meltdown so massive that CE was on fleek for like 48 hours?

It was a but of a work.
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TopicI never got into Mario Kart or Mario Party.
Bandit_Keith
09/16/18 8:46:19 PM
#1
People always wanted to play Mario Party, and not once did we ever end with someone happy.

I don't know why I didn't grow to love Mario Kart. It seemed like something that I'd love. But they just weren't fun for me.
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TopicNintendo erases your cloud saves after your subscription expires.
Bandit_Keith
09/14/18 3:09:39 PM
#35
Tyranthraxus posted...
If Netflix let you watch movies offline and only required you to log in once a week it would be considered one of the greatest deals on the internet

Netflix is a streaming service, so that makes little sense considering that you can only stream if you are connected to the service. But even going with your scenario, you can download Netflix shows on Android and iOS and keep them for a week.
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TopicBreakthrough Prize in Fundamental Physics is the most valuable award...
Bandit_Keith
09/14/18 6:08:25 AM
#2
Sunhawk posted...
there are the very prestigious but non-financial rewards, like the Oscars.

The fuck? The Oscars aren't prestigious. Fuck them.

Now the Slammys. The Slammys are where the prestige lays.
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TopicJon Snow might be the next Batman
Bandit_Keith
09/12/18 8:53:56 PM
#11
Not only is it a rumor, but it clearly says "was", as in past tense.
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TopicAC knowledge needed!
Bandit_Keith
09/12/18 3:25:21 PM
#8
So were not going to discuss Amored Core...
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TopicMore likes from the police.The door that they claim was ajar can't stay ajar.
Bandit_Keith
09/11/18 5:12:14 PM
#3
Likes and subscribes.
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TopicHow will Hulk redeem himself in Infinity War 2? *spoilers*
Bandit_Keith
09/10/18 4:00:42 AM
#50
fan357 posted...
He didn't use the power stone against Hulk.

Thank goodness you were here to point that out, as literally at least three other people failed to do so, apparently.
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TopicPiper perri and elsa Jean mmm
Bandit_Keith
09/09/18 7:06:32 PM
#20
Zikten posted...
is she the one who got told to have an abortion by her agent?

Nah. I think this is the one whose kid was violently beaten to death by her boyfriend.
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TopicNYC pizza
Bandit_Keith
09/07/18 9:39:43 PM
#108
HHH is the game posted...
no idea how to make the image come in here <_<

Tickle their balls.
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TopicBelieve in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. Just do it.
Bandit_Keith
09/04/18 2:29:48 PM
#6
Half of everything.
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TopicYour reaction: You open your fridge to find it overflowing with guns.
Bandit_Keith
09/03/18 6:25:52 PM
#19
UnfairRepresent posted...
Star Trek where Commander Kirk opens the shuttle bay and all the tribbles fall on him


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TopicImagine going to someone's house and telling them what to do.
Bandit_Keith
08/30/18 10:17:54 PM
#11
Awesome posted...
Funny how more and more people are ganging up on me, they see others bash me so they join in. Interesting hivemind.

Nah. You act pretty terrible here, and invite this behavior onto yourself. You really should take a break. But you want this attention, so you won't.
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TopicSecurity guard who kicked man to death was 'stressed about being an incel'
Bandit_Keith
08/30/18 3:24:50 PM
#23
Drunk, down on your luck, trying to claw your way out, only to be beaten by someone who was frustrated with their life, despite being in better shape than yours. How awful for that man and his family.

In the many parts of the U.S., if you rob someone and they die, that's felony murder, if I'm not mistaken. Murder in the first degree. Life without the possibility of parole. The Death Penalty in some states.
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TopicIs this the stupidest pokemon showdown player ever?
Bandit_Keith
08/29/18 5:16:59 PM
#10
Big_Nabendu posted...
Wat? Dude was using psychic on my dark pokemon for the first 2 moves

It's best to ignore catboy0_0. Both figuratively and literally.
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TopicXd I just saw an ad for dental implants
Bandit_Keith
08/29/18 1:01:48 AM
#38
SpinKirby posted...
p57hiE2
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TopicHow do people control their shits?
Bandit_Keith
08/28/18 5:19:18 PM
#5
It's as easy as writing a novel or getting a good job in IT and web development.
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TopicIs it moddable to post that Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay video on gamefaqs?
Bandit_Keith
08/28/18 5:07:28 PM
#21
catboy0_0 posted...
shut the fuck up

I have. Many people did exactly that. All while you would ramble on and make people not want to engage.

If only you'd follow your own advice.
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TopicIs it moddable to post that Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay video on gamefaqs?
Bandit_Keith
08/28/18 5:03:39 PM
#19
catboy0_0 posted...
I would post normal shit all the time people still ignored me 99% of the time

Apparently, you don't know what the fuck normal is.
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TopicWas my warning fair?
Bandit_Keith
08/20/18 1:43:42 PM
#5
Roshon posted...
If youve noticed me missing for the past couple of days

Who the fuck even are you?
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TopicWhy doesnt Aquaman get the same respect that Captain America gets?
Bandit_Keith
08/19/18 10:32:27 AM
#6
Veggeta X posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
Now that I think about it, Cap's catchphrase should be, "This looks like a job... for America."

STFU That's Bandit Keith.

Damn straight!
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Topic"you cared enough to post in my topic"
Bandit_Keith
08/18/18 10:59:44 PM
#2
"You cared enough to make a topic about it."
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TopicBRKNG SOURCE: Melania wants to divorce, but she's afraid Trump'll pull her Visa~
Bandit_Keith
08/18/18 6:07:35 AM
#4
Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
In my opinion

*topic list*
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Keith Howard
TopicRestaurant Owner and her KIDS get DEATH THREATS over changing their FRIES!!
Bandit_Keith
08/17/18 11:59:58 PM
#8
I wouldn't threaten anyone over this kind of thing, but....

otZ7pBH

That's a huge fucking difference in fries, though.
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Keith Howard
TopicImagine destroying your enamel with carbonation by drinking LaCroix instead of
Bandit_Keith
08/16/18 11:28:05 PM
#2
TopicViolent breakup of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard attributed to poop on the bed
Bandit_Keith
08/16/18 11:40:33 AM
#12
Corman321 posted...
Imagine getting divorced from the hottest girl in Hollywood over this.

I wouldn't even put her in the top 10 hottest in Hollywood. Plus she's a liar and she literally shits the bed when she doesn't get her way? No, thank you.
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TopicTrump: THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA IS THE OPPOSITION PARTY
Bandit_Keith
08/16/18 11:29:38 AM
#7
EternalDivide posted...
Trump and the media are made for each other.
Unapologetic, easily agitated, thin skinned, bs spewing loons. Only between the two I'll give Trump more credit in the smarts department because he uses them every single day for the free press. And they fall for it.

You don't think they are using him to sell papers/get page views? Very symbiotic.
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TopicIf you say "I play everybody!" in a game with multiple characters.
Bandit_Keith
08/14/18 9:26:53 PM
#5
Not at all.

You could easily suck more with some than with others.

You could also be an amazing player that crushes with anyone.

The latter is far less likely, but some top FG competitors just got it like that.
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Keith Howard
TopicEver feel like you want to slam your head into a wall?
Bandit_Keith
08/13/18 2:02:00 PM
#6
Nah. Whenever I start to feel overwhelmed I just sure down and write a quick novel. That always seems to call me down. So very soothing.
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TopicWhy do Americans like cars so much I swear
Bandit_Keith
08/10/18 12:15:42 PM
#2
The country is massive and traversing it with public transportation is incredibly difficult. And cars are freedom!
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TopicAre there any other viruses that kill roughly half of the people they infect?
Bandit_Keith
08/10/18 12:44:05 AM
#21
Questionmarktarius posted...
Bandit_Keith posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Fine.

HPV: "wait for me, guys!"

Nowhere near close to 50% mortality rate for those infected.

Not immediately. Then it turns into cancer about thirty years later.

Still not anywhere close to 50% mortality rate.
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Keith Howard
TopicAre there any other viruses that kill roughly half of the people they infect?
Bandit_Keith
08/10/18 12:34:31 AM
#15
Questionmarktarius posted...
Fine.

HPV: "wait for me, guys!"

Nowhere near close to 50% mortality rate for those infected.
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TopicI'm actually enjoying Kingdom Hearts, but cmon people, Goofy and Donald Duck?
Bandit_Keith
08/09/18 3:46:01 PM
#10
Tappor posted...
just wait until you get to the stolen assets from final fantasy

You can't really steal from yourself.
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TopicIn regards to the emuparadise post, is most emulation Nintendo-related?
Bandit_Keith
08/09/18 11:57:03 AM
#36
This P4 dude does not know what he's talking about.
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TopicI'm starting to understand Hollywood's apathy toward video games.
Bandit_Keith
08/07/18 10:51:32 AM
#28
Balrog0 posted...
MK:A is way better than any resident evil

The only entertaining thing about it was just how terrible it was.
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TopicI'm starting to understand Hollywood's apathy toward video games.
Bandit_Keith
08/07/18 10:43:57 AM
#25
None of what you said is accurate. They've already made films based on the 2D stuff you've mentioned, and they were all terrible. Hollywood's apathy towards videogames had absolutely nothing to do with 2D vs 3D. They don't care at all. They make these movies as quick and easy cash grabs and put little effort into them. From the 80s until now.

You are mostly just overinflating your self worth. And making it clear that you have a poor grasp of all the moving parts that go into making a movie. You can write the best screenplay in the world, but that doesn't stop some execs from butchering your work. It doesn't mean that the studio but will hire the right director. Or that the actors best for your movie will even take the roll. Or that the studio will give the project enough funding to do things right. A lot of pieces have to fall in place. And the EPs, Writers, Directors, and to a lesser extent, the actors all need to have it be a passion project. Something they really believe in.

Also, no. Mortal Kombat isn't the best videogame based movie adaption. That honor goes to Silent Hill. Then Resident Evil.
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TopicI think that CBD sucks (for me).
Bandit_Keith
08/06/18 8:25:15 PM
#5
BlingBling22947 posted...
Now THC . . . that really pops!

CBD isn't supposed to pop.
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TopicDo not search Momo Challenge on Google
Bandit_Keith
08/06/18 10:44:39 AM
#5
l Dudeboy l posted...
It's a dumb phone/ghost thing with a poorly photoshopped image.

Ah, so this is just garbage shitposting. Thats what I assumed.
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TopicWhat does CE think of this save system?
Bandit_Keith
08/06/18 10:43:42 AM
#3
Does quick save exit the game? I really hate those.
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TopicDo not search Momo Challenge on Google
Bandit_Keith
08/06/18 10:41:43 AM
#2
Whats the point of bringing it up without at least hinting at what it is?
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TopicTook a pretty decent shit in someone's rose bushes yesterday.
Bandit_Keith
08/03/18 12:05:11 AM
#1
Id say it was about a 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart.

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TopicMy dad found my girlfriend's GBA SP I lost 8 months ago.
Bandit_Keith
08/02/18 5:35:03 PM
#9
TheDarkCircle posted...
what game was in it?

She doesn't let any game penetrate that slot.
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TopicChris Hardwick got his job back after a problem into the abuse claims
Bandit_Keith
07/25/18 5:36:18 PM
#7
gmanthebest posted...
That's good. She was obviously lying.

Even if everything she said was true, it sounds like he was just a bad boyfriend because he was afraid of being cheated on again. That sucks, but what should realistically happen to bad romantic partners other than they should get dumped?
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TopicSo did that Chill 02 guy really leave CE forever?
Bandit_Keith
07/25/18 5:33:43 PM
#9
Its better for his health.
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TopicWait...in Super Metroid you're supposed to do Norfair BEFORE Maridia?
Bandit_Keith
07/25/18 5:23:33 PM
#7
50Blessings posted...
Chemo treatment

Damn.

It sucks that terrible opinions can be this awful on your health.
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TopicCEO gives his car to a youth after he walked 7+ hours to first day of work.
Bandit_Keith
07/24/18 6:44:02 AM
#24
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
no, not really. I get the story i just don't get why there's 3 instances of crying in it

Five, if we count your two posts.

I kid, I kid..
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Keith Howard
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