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TopicGirl shows father her deep throating skills post surgery:
Alexanaxela
09/09/18 8:42:27 PM
#25
Zikten posted...
I think what happened is that girl has been giving oral but kept it a secret. Then she accidently revealed it while high on morphine and won't even remember later

too bad mom of the year posted that her daughter is a deepthroating amateur for the world to see
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TopicGirl shows father her deep throating skills post surgery:
Alexanaxela
09/09/18 7:43:47 PM
#20
wait a minute. The mom is recording? So the mom shared this video with someone else? Nice
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TopicThe FULL evidence that Hoth is not the 10,000 alts board spammer
Alexanaxela
09/07/18 12:29:08 PM
#6
DoctorFranklin posted...
Hey has made a couple (like ~200)

... uhm ~200 is much more than "a couple."
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Topici feel bad, ordered pizza but didnt go get it
Alexanaxela
09/06/18 8:20:15 PM
#5
snake1989 posted...
Though maybe you could call and ask them to change it to delivery? Never tried that but it seems plausible.

eh i don't do delivery

Offworlder1 posted...
I almost did this twice but checked the location I was ordering from before doing anything else, do not want to spend money on food I'm not getting.

it's pay when you pick it up
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Topici feel bad, ordered pizza but didnt go get it
Alexanaxela
09/06/18 7:55:42 PM
#1
location is usually set to the pizza hut down the street from me, but i was with my girl on the other side of town and she wanted the hut so i changed the location to order from one around there. Well today it's getting close to closing so i'm doing last minute work, and tryna finish my water bottle, and ordering pizza, and I didnt notice i ordered from the wrong one til I got halfway home and it hits me like a bag of bricks. I'm not driving way back across town for pizza hut ._.
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TopicRate this interaction with a female co-worker.
Alexanaxela
09/06/18 2:47:29 PM
#16
-1/10

basically

pinky0926 posted...
You're like a playable character in a Bioware game that picked all the worst possible dialogue options

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TopicSome interesting things I've learned working in a call center.
Alexanaxela
09/05/18 4:42:07 PM
#7
winged_weltall posted...
Okay, so tell me, what's the most effective way to get guys like you to hang up and not call again without being offensive? It feels like whatever reason I give for not being interested, there's some sales-y response to try to convince me to comply anyway. Is there something I can tell a call center employee that'll make you say "okay, valid argument, have a nice day". Too many times I said I wasn't interested and the call center person would just keep on pushing.

"thanks but i'm not interested."
*hang up*
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TopicI'm still not clear what is happening with Nike.
Alexanaxela
09/05/18 3:01:30 PM
#8
not much happening at all. Nike stocks went down ~2%, adidas stocks went down ~2% as well
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TopicI'm seriously thinking about buying this phone. What do you think?
Alexanaxela
09/05/18 2:59:31 PM
#9
just get a $200~250 smartphone from an established company
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TopicNike already lost billions due to Kap
Alexanaxela
09/05/18 2:57:02 PM
#118
didn't adidas stock go down too? Is that because of kap tooo?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicITT: Ruin a movie by adding a word to the title
Alexanaxela
09/04/18 2:24:16 PM
#128
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
The Matrix Reloaded

gat dam i saw the smoke all the way from the board list
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TopicWait, so is Jesus supposed to be stronger then God power level wise?
Alexanaxela
09/04/18 2:16:55 PM
#9
god is goku
and jesus is gohan
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TopicAsk SBAllen anything
Alexanaxela
09/04/18 11:43:13 AM
#67
@sailorbacon

how are we gonna get more people here :( ?
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TopicIs it illegal to use a wheelchair if you don't need it?
Alexanaxela
09/04/18 11:40:22 AM
#14
Philoktetes posted...
im trying to convince my insurance to pay for an electric wheelchair, since walking everywhere makes me tired

imagine how tiring walking is going to be if you buy a wheelchair
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TopicAsk SBAllen anything
Alexanaxela
09/04/18 11:38:22 AM
#65
what a man! I'd follow him to hell and back I would
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TopicNothing like older people messing around with computer settings.
Alexanaxela
08/31/18 5:42:49 PM
#133
stone posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
DevsBro posted...
Error1355 posted...
CableZL posted...
About 35 minutes later, it was time for him to log in and put his new password in. He forgot what he put for his new password. I told him there was nothing else I could do for him and ended the call.

Yep, it's comical when people immediately forget their password. Well, it'd be comical if it wasn't as frustrating.

In fairness, password complexity requirements are stupid as hell.

I want my password to be "bridge". Oh wait. It has to be 8 characters. "dabridge". Oh wait one has to be capital. "daBridge". Oh wait it needs a number. "daBridg3". Oh wait it needs another number. "dabridg34". Oh wait the numbers can't be sequential. "daBridg35". Oh wait now it needs a special character. "daBridg35?".

Finally.

Now, what was it again? It was something to do with a bridge...

It made sense a hundred years ago before they had the equally irritating lockout after like three guesses, but the two of those combined are, like, f*** you for using a computer.

equally frustrating are those websites that require be an incredibly specific length like 8-10 letters

Most used to require 6.. which is fine enough to me I guess. but then when other sites (or those same sites that used to require 6) started requiring 8, I decided to go "fuck it" and added the same random characters at the end of all my passwords.

no I mean some sites requiring your password being no longer than 10 characters
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TopicNothing like older people messing around with computer settings.
Alexanaxela
08/31/18 5:02:50 PM
#131
DevsBro posted...
Error1355 posted...
CableZL posted...
About 35 minutes later, it was time for him to log in and put his new password in. He forgot what he put for his new password. I told him there was nothing else I could do for him and ended the call.

Yep, it's comical when people immediately forget their password. Well, it'd be comical if it wasn't as frustrating.

In fairness, password complexity requirements are stupid as hell.

I want my password to be "bridge". Oh wait. It has to be 8 characters. "dabridge". Oh wait one has to be capital. "daBridge". Oh wait it needs a number. "daBridg3". Oh wait it needs another number. "dabridg34". Oh wait the numbers can't be sequential. "daBridg35". Oh wait now it needs a special character. "daBridg35?".

Finally.

Now, what was it again? It was something to do with a bridge...

It made sense a hundred years ago before they had the equally irritating lockout after like three guesses, but the two of those combined are, like, f*** you for using a computer.

equally frustrating are those websites that require be an incredibly specific length like 8-10 letters
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TopicNothing like older people messing around with computer settings.
Alexanaxela
08/31/18 3:31:56 PM
#120
this topic reminds me of the time an older lady i work with needed to look up the definition for something so she got up from her computer that she works on all day, and walked across the office to find a dictionary

also the older lady to the left of me physically taps her finger on the screen to point out things. Like literally so hard that the tip of her finger bends and the monitoring actually moves. I shudder everytime
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TopicThese 'downgrade' controversies from gamers have gotten really stupid
Alexanaxela
08/31/18 11:47:29 AM
#63
not enough water

7.8/10
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TopicWe dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokemon.
Alexanaxela
08/29/18 6:30:37 PM
#2
the world's strongest pokemon is man
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicReminder that MGS4's ending cutscene is like 71 minutes long >_>
Alexanaxela
08/29/18 4:13:03 PM
#42
s0nicfan posted...
darkprince45 posted...
s0nicfan posted...
MSG3 - you play as solid snake except actually you're naked snake who is actually big boss

I mean this is stretching. You arent playing as SS...and it's the story of how naked snake became big boss.


I say that because at the time of release, from the start of the game, you're under the impression that you are playing as solid snake. In retrospect, and with all the info we have now, it's tough to remember that that's how the game was presented at launch.

... I guess if you weren't really paying attention, but it's pretty obvious you're playing as big boss from the start
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicReminder that MGS4's ending cutscene is like 71 minutes long >_>
Alexanaxela
08/29/18 4:00:40 PM
#36
she... was a true patriot
*salutes*
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicBeen w/ wife for 11 years-tonight is my first "open relationship" date
Alexanaxela
08/29/18 2:29:03 PM
#199
tc can i take your wife out?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicReasons you don't watch the NFL?
Alexanaxela
08/29/18 1:43:00 PM
#20
game is less exciting than in past
a lot of the teams suck
thursday night football sucks
causes cte
too much focus on quarterbacks
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicYou know whats sad? You couldn't do a show like Friends/Seinfeld/Frasier now
Alexanaxela
08/28/18 1:41:27 PM
#50
IZimbra posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
i want more married w/ children


One of the kids would have to be inexplicably Chinese if they did it now.

...
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Topic'Stop F-king Filming And Help Me' Cop Yells Out In Fight For His Life
Alexanaxela
08/28/18 12:06:41 PM
#65
cops didn't help us when thugs broke in my dads house, stole everything and set it on fire. But they want me to help them subdue an armed suspect? Meh, more cops may show up and think I'm with the suspect and shoot me
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicYou know whats sad? You couldn't do a show like Friends/Seinfeld/Frasier now
Alexanaxela
08/28/18 11:57:31 AM
#42
i want more married w/ children
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topic6 y/o boy ends up in hospital after standing up to bullies who bullied friend.
Alexanaxela
08/27/18 3:34:35 PM
#7
jail time needed
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicYour rap name is Young + the last thing you bought. What do you get?
Alexanaxela
08/27/18 3:30:31 PM
#101
young 3 musketeers twix reeses

maybe i'll just shorten it to young reeses

mhmmm reeses
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicSerena Williams' Black Panther-Inspired Catsuit Banned at French Open
Alexanaxela
08/27/18 11:37:21 AM
#54
SaccharineSmile posted...
CableZL posted...
SaccharineSmile posted...
You wouldnt be playing if you had a medical reason if thats the case.


False. Plenty of athletes in multiple sports play while having medical issues.


And wearing a catsuit that makes your body have a advantage over your opponent seems to be unfair

... advantage?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicSerena Williams' Black Panther-Inspired Catsuit Banned at French Open
Alexanaxela
08/27/18 10:44:01 AM
#35
seems like bullshit to me. Women running around in miniskirts with bootyshorts are respectful, while a full bodysuit is disrespectful? Does she need to wear a miniskirt over it to make it respectful?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topic"Why should I congratulate women on getting pregnant?"
Alexanaxela
08/27/18 8:19:06 AM
#16
"when is the baby due?"
"i'm not pregnant you asshole T_T "
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicSpending $1,000+ on a smartphone
Alexanaxela
08/22/18 6:41:38 PM
#49
Rexdragon125 posted...
My S7 and everyone else I know with one had the battery swell and push apart the case within a year. Not spending that much on overpriced commercialized garbage technology again.

same boat. My g3 just randomly died 3 months after the warranty expired. Took it in, can't find no damage, can't find no problem, just suggested i buy a new $700+ replacement
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicSpending $1,000+ on a smartphone
Alexanaxela
08/22/18 6:23:15 PM
#44
my smartphone costs $250 lol u guys
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicA furry got instantly fired from NASA after this Twitter exchange.
Alexanaxela
08/21/18 3:21:09 PM
#41
still don't know why literally in 2018 people still shitpost on social media under their real name of all things. Or they just brain dead or is there something I'm missing?
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicPost malone's Private jet is making an emergency landing right now
Alexanaxela
08/21/18 2:26:56 PM
#16
soulunison2 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
you are now commanded to go listen to "suga suga" by baby bash


damn didn't think anyone remembered baby bash lol

i don't, just that one song lol
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicPost malone's Private jet is making an emergency landing right now
Alexanaxela
08/21/18 2:09:34 PM
#7
you are now commanded to go listen to "suga suga" by baby bash
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicThe "ketchup on hotdogs" debate
Alexanaxela
08/20/18 2:59:44 PM
#18
i don't like ketchup

but i like tomatoes

and i like pizza
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicNFL Ticket Sales Drop 17.9%
Alexanaxela
08/20/18 1:21:59 PM
#105
Link165 posted...
Besides the fact that this article was a year ago, attendance has been a problem for a while because it's not cost efficient to go to a game anymore.

Watching at home:
- free, with giant TV
- climate controlled
- can do stuff during commercials
- your own bathroom
- can eat/drink whatever you want
- don't have to deal with traffic in/out of the game, parking is free

Watching at stadium:
- nosebleed tickets are going to cost you $80 to start
- a lot of stadiums are exposed to the elements
- stand around during commercials
- deal with vomit/shit covered bathrooms with lines
- pay out of the ass for shitty stadium food
- Parking is like $50 give or take depending on where you are

this as well plus the ability to pause and rewind to your hearts content at home
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicNFL Ticket Sales Drop 17.9%
Alexanaxela
08/20/18 12:26:59 PM
#87
fenderbender321 posted...
If people are choosing not to watch the NFL, it's 100% because of the rule changes every year. They even made more for 2018 just because Erin Rodgers pussy ass got hurt. It's so fucking sad and pathetic. It's not Erin's fault. It's the fault of people getting their panties in a bunch just because their star QB got hurt. Waaaah! It's fucking football. So now defenders aren't allowed to finish driving the QB into the ground if the QB gets the ball out of his band while being contacted...even though the defender has no way of knowing the ball is out of his bands. It's like...heaven forbid we put the fucking accountability on Erin Rodgers to, ya know, get the football out of his hand before any defender has the opportunity to legally make contact with him (they get 1 step after the ball is thrown). Because, goodness, that might mean slightly less offensive production! Heavens no! Sorry if nobody was open, Erin, but that injury was 100% on your stupid ass for not throwing the ball sooner. Sometimes you just gotta throw it away quicker. But, we don't put the accountability on offensive players. Ever. And it's ruining and continuing to ruin the game. It's fucking sad and pathetic. I'm so pissed.

exactly. They're trying to make the game safer, but the onus is completely 100% on the defense to change the entire way they play the game and make split second decisions on a nanosecond's notice to react to whatever the offensive player is doing. Meanwhile the offensive player gets to do whatever they want and play as dangerous as they want even drop their head down and become a missile and it's the defender's fault if they get hit in the head
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicNFL Ticket Sales Drop 17.9%
Alexanaxela
08/20/18 11:14:42 AM
#72
maybe cause the nfl is ruining football

https://twitter.com/Bottlegate/status/1030905318329462785

this was a roughing the passer penalty somehow
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
Topiccoworker refuses 2 get a smart phone b/c of the ''bad culture'' around it
Alexanaxela
08/19/18 12:24:16 PM
#7
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_phone_overuse

he ain't wrong, smartphone zombies are a real thing
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicSelf-driving cars have a small problem: pedestrians
Alexanaxela
08/17/18 2:12:13 PM
#80
you just explained it, people tend to assume vehicles will see them. I don't really feel like going around in circles repeating the same thing ad infinitum as there's nothing to be gained here
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicSelf-driving cars have a small problem: pedestrians
Alexanaxela
08/17/18 2:05:56 PM
#77
Alexanaxela posted...
yeah I mean you're going to cross a street, you look to see if any cars are coming. Stay out of their way. Again this is cars driving normally, not randomly speeding up, weaving around the road, or driving in the dark without headlights. Cars driving normally are pretty easy to not get hit by

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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicSelf-driving cars have a small problem: pedestrians
Alexanaxela
08/17/18 2:03:31 PM
#75
i explained it already...
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TopicSelf-driving cars have a small problem: pedestrians
Alexanaxela
08/17/18 2:00:29 PM
#73
CanuckCowboy posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
I'm still confused how people get hit by cars driving normally


Really? Really?

yeah I mean you're going to cross a street, you look to see if any cars are coming. Stay out of their way. Again this is cars driving normally, not randomly speeding up, weaving around the road, or driving in the dark without headlights. Cars driving normally are pretty easy to not get hit by


I was hit by a schoolbus in grade 8. I had the walking signal. The bus had a green light to turn. It was dark and the way everything lined up the bus driver didn't see me and I got hit and sent flying over a traffic island and a lane of traffic an onto a sidewalk.

Technically the driver was at fault but no one was doing anything unusual or inherently unsafe.

Tl;dr: shit happens.

ok?


This confuses you?

You've never heard the expression shit happens before? You are unaware of the existence of accidents and unfortunate events?

you seem pretty upset about something
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Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
TopicSelf-driving cars have a small problem: pedestrians
Alexanaxela
08/17/18 1:49:52 PM
#69
CanuckCowboy posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
I'm still confused how people get hit by cars driving normally


Really? Really?

yeah I mean you're going to cross a street, you look to see if any cars are coming. Stay out of their way. Again this is cars driving normally, not randomly speeding up, weaving around the road, or driving in the dark without headlights. Cars driving normally are pretty easy to not get hit by


I was hit by a schoolbus in grade 8. I had the walking signal. The bus had a green light to turn. It was dark and the way everything lined up the bus driver didn't see me and I got hit and sent flying over a traffic island and a lane of traffic an onto a sidewalk.

Technically the driver was at fault but no one was doing anything unusual or inherently unsafe.

Tl;dr: shit happens.

ok?
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