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I was starting 2nd grade when the teachers went on strike for at least a week.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Teter Pomarken
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I accumulate my sick leave (no limit) and I can carry only so much annual leave (I forget how much) at any given time.

I use 2 weeks worth of annual leave each year for vacation, and I call in only when I truly don't feel well. If I call in more than 3 days in a row, I have to provide a doctor's note.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Wamon Dayans
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Sharlie Cheen
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Although I prefer hand-tossed, thin crust is okay in my book.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Saw it in theaters. Back then, I thought it wasn't half-bad, but now...don't ask.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Kave Dingman
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

When I was a kid, yes. But now...nah.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Started when I was 4, stopped when I was 13.

One of those years I know I went to a Halloween party instead of going trick or treating.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Mookie Conster
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

In theaters - Threesome.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Paylord Gerry
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Vesse Jentura
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Ceorge Garlin
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I daresay about 10+ years ago for me - it was for a Christmas Eve candlelight service, IIRC.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Jichael Mordan
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Top 3 (no particular order):

Bomb + Fire (fireworks)

Spark + Cutter (double lightsaber)

Bomb + Cutter (ninja star)
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Neonard Limoy
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Jen Bhrvi
Fohnny Jive
Crewton Nosby
Spefanie Steck
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

80s, easily.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Carry Haray
Ckip Saray
Sin Vculley
Back Juck
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Cayne Wampbell
Aarth Glgar
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Black licorice...blecch.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

None. Never touched the stuff.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Bat Penatar
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Tteven Syler
Poe Jerry
Hom Tamilton
Wrad Bhitford
Koey Jramer
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Mheech Carin
Commy Thong
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

State Farm.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

BA in Communications. I decided to call it quits after that.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Craham Ghapman
Cohn Jleese
Iric Edle
Jerry Tones
Pichael Malin
Gerry Tilliam
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

A few months back or thereabouts - modded for quoting something from Blazing Saddles and the quote used a certain word that at least one mod took offense to, even if that word was censored accordingly.

So much for my spotless record.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

1. Almost never drink. I've been legal age to drink for more than half my life (I'm 43 now), and the number of go-rounds I've had with alcohol since my 21st birthday I can count on one hand.

2. Weed...nope, negative, no way Jose.

3. Cigarettes...also negative. A habit that played a role in the deaths of my grandfathers and nearly ruined my dad's health (he quit smoking before I turned 7).
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

South Park around my ass.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Plants vs. Zombies 2 Dick.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

25/50.

Just made the cut for "few to no traits".
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Saw all these in French class in high school:

Danton
Jean de Florette
Manon des Sources
La Boum
La Chevre
Au Revoir Les Enfants
La Grand Chemin
Mama, There's a Man in Your Bed
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

My English teacher from my senior year of high school made us laugh a lot and actually got us enjoying Shakespeare (we studied Macbeth and Hamlet).
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Barring traffic, it takes me about 20 minutes to drive to work.

I make about $50k a year.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

As a passenger, 1.

Me and my sister were in the back seat of the family's 1980 Honda Civic, Mom was driving Dad to an aerobics class at the Great Lakes Naval Training Center. We were stopped at a stop sign and were rear-ended by some lady in a hurry. No real damage to the car, but Mom really gave that other driver a piece of her mind.

As a driver, 3.

First one - I was in the left turn lane and got a green turn arrow. I started my turn, while at the same time, someone coming the opposite direction did a right turn on red (came to a complete stop first) and had to swing wide because he was pulling a trailer behind his van. He swung into the lane I was turning in and hit my car on the passenger side, near the brake light assembly (which was knocked out of its socket in the process). We pulled into a nearby parking lot, called the cops, and I was able to provide what the officer wanted (driver's license, registration, proof of insurance).

Second one - I was driving home from work and the road was wet from a recent bit of rain. I was following another vehicle a bit too close when said vehicle hit their brakes. I rear-ended that vehicle when I hit the brakes, but the slickness of the road made a complete stop unlikely. I got a ticket for following too closely.

Third one - I was driving home from work a few months ago and had exited I-295 to get onto a road that led to home. I was behind another vehicle and mistakenly thought that driver had merged into traffic. I wasn't keeping my eyes front (I was watching my blind spot) when I hit that vehicle. We exchanged insurance info and I had to send in an accident report.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I've churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

MASH, All in the Family, Hogan's Heroes

I watch Matlock every so often these days.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Newgrounds
GameFAQs
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I was off from work that day. I didn't know about it until around noon when I heard a special report on the radio about what happened in New York City.

Later on that day, my dad told me about what happened at the Pentagon.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

The houses I lived in from when I was born up to when we moved to Florida in 1985 - nope. Moved every couple of years (Navy brat) then.

The one I'm currently living in - my parents bought it, paid off the mortgage around the time I was going to university, and then sold it to me late December 2004. I paid off the mortgage August 2018 (Dad says I'm the youngest in 4 generations to have paid off a mortgage) and still reside in that house to this day.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

5 1/4" floppy disk with a Commodore 64 back when I was in grade school. The C64 didn't have a hard drive to speak of, though.

First hard drive...it came with the Compudyne we got when I was in my junior or senior year of high school (around 1993 I daresay).
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.