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FlyingForever posted...

bighandsome posted...

Shit topic.

Its killing me

I see what you did there.

bighandsome posted...

Shit topic.

Fake account

You won't be able to run over toads with the lawnmower though
You'll also miss McDonald's French Fries
Bugs Bunny
The amazing electrifying feeling that surges through your body when you kiss someone for the first time
You won't be able to watch the letterbox director's cut of Jaws
Candy
Living above ground
Pudding crust
You'll miss the rush of getting your first apartment
Getting to the point in your life where you can tell your parents to
"Fuck off! I gotta make my own mistakes, you did"
You'll miss sex you'll miss thinking about it, looking for it,
Sex by yourself, sex with a partner, sex with multiple partners
No more summer nights that seem to go on forever roller coasters
Naming your kid the name you always wanted
Making a difference in the world
You'll miss the experience and pleasure of Hallucinogenics
Watching your neighbor's wife change clothes with her blinds open
A lifetime of masturbating
Watching your favorite team sweep the series
Music, you will definitely miss music
Trying to sneak into your house drunk three hours past your curfew
You'll miss the blaze and glory of the 4th of July fireworks
The taste of Captain Crunch
If you're a boy, you'll miss the feeling the first time you reach up a girl's shirt
If you're a girl, the feeling the first time you reach down a boy's pants
You'll miss your favorite coat
Waffles with whipped cream and strawberries
Beating your friends at video games
You won't be around to see what shape and color the new marshmallow in Lucky Charms will be
You'll miss the feeling you get when reminiscing about your first love - thirty years after the fact
The joy of giving and receiving at Christmas
Skinny dipping
Getting stoned, reading Green Eggs & Ham, and eating like a horse that got loose in the grain bin
Flying cars
Hey, you were born, finish what you started!

Animals don't have a choice.
If they're not happy with their place in the world too bad.
They have to live the life they've been given.
Humans, on the other hand, don't have to.
We have a choice.
If you don't like your place in the world, you can get off anytime you want.
Suicide. That's right.
You don't like the way your life's going,
You don't like the way you are in the world,
Anything around you, you can check out anytime you like.
Animals aren't allowed that thought
And believe me, if they were, they would use it.
There'd be a lot of dogs and cats, owned by assholes
That live in high-rises, diving out the windows.
Zebras if they even had remotely that thought
Would take a look at themselves and go, "What the fuck!"
Black & white in a green & brown world this blows.
I'm just gonna jump in the river
I don't have a thumb to work a gun or hold a knife
Or even open a jar of pills.
I'm just gonna dive into the next lion's mouth.
Why even bother?"
Now, monkeys have the opposable thumb
So they could kinda do it the exact same way we do.
Now, there's a bunch of people that say,
"Oh, it's against the law".
Well, it's only against the law if you do a crappy job and get caught.
Other people say, "Oh, we should save them".
Yeah, well you know what?
Not everybody wants to be saved.
Not everybody should be saved.
And who are we to force our will upon them?
I mean, isn't that one of the joys about being a human?
Freedom of choice?
Now, it's not all bad.
Now, I'm not saying "Kill yourself".
But if you're gonna be an idiot and do it anyway,
It's no sweat off of my back.
There's a lot of good that could come from it.
A little bit of bad thrown in.
Some of the things:
A job will open
An apartment will become available
There'll be more air for me
They say there's two girls for every guy - if you're a man, there'll be four chicks for me
There'll be more Ketel One vodka for me
There'll be one less idiot in line at the bank who gets up to the window without their fucking slips filled out
I won't ever have to go to the store to buy my favorite Salt & Vinegar Chips
And have the clerk point at you and say, "They bought the last bag"
You won't help change the McDonald's sign to a Hundred Billion Served
You'll never get AIDS
You won't have to worry about calories ever
No more, "Hey, does this make me look fat?"
There'll be one less polluting human
You won't have to recycle
There'll be one less car on the road
There'll be more Ring Dings for me
Fifty or so chickens' lives will be spared
Your fingers won't ever get red from eating pistachios
You won't be forced to visit your Grandparents on Sundays anymore
No more church
You'll be saying, "Hey, World - Kiss My Ass!"
No more wet dreams about Supermodels
No more Barry Manilow
Not for a few years anyway
Wondering "Am I a loser?" will be a thing of the past
Say good-bye to crappy Xmas presents from Aunts and Uncles
You won't have to suffer through a Motley Crue reunion
Fuck flossing and brushing
You'll never lose sleep over a pregnancy scare
Adios, acne
Worrying whether you fit in or not won't be on your brain
See ya later, homework
You'll never have to sit through another movie brought to you by the creators of South Park
School's out forever
No more paying bills
You won't have to do chores

Wear Sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future,
Sunscreen would be it
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists
whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...
I will dispense this advice now...
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth
oh nevermind;
you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself
and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked...
You are not as fat as you imagine
Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind
the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday
Do one thing everyday that scares you

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts
don't put up with people who are reckless with yours
Floss
Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind...
the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults
if you succeed in doing this, tell me how
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements
Stretch
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life...
the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives
some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't
Get plenty of calcium
Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't
maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't
maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding
anniversary...
what ever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either
your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's
Enjoy your body
use it every way you can...
don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it
it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own
Dance...even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly
Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good
Be nice to your siblings
they are the best link to your past
and the people most likely to stick with you in the future
Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle
because the older you get
the more you need the people you knew when you were young
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard
live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft
Travel
Accept certain inalienable truths
prices will rise
politicians will philander
you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young
prices were reasonable
politicians were noble
and children respected their elders
Respect your elders
Don't expect anyone else to support you
Maybe you have a trust fund
maybe you have a wealthy spouse
but you never know when either one might run out
Don't mess too much with your hair
or by the time you're 40, it will look 85
Be careful whose advice you buy, but
be patient with those who supply it
Advice is a form of nostalgia
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off
painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth
But trust me on the sunscreen

Chunkey Simmons posted...

Those specs are hot garbage, even for email/bank statements

I say no

Explain what specs are bad for email and banking.

HOOVER, AL (WBRC) - A shooting tonight at Riverchase Galleria left several injured and one dead.

Lt. Keith Czeskleba confirmed the shooting. Hoover police says the situation is under control.

Four people were injured. Hoover City Councilman Mike Shaw tells us the shooting suspect is dead.

Witnesses say they heard two separate rings of gunfire, with the incidents reportedly happening between JCPenny and Footaction near the food court. There is a heavy police presence outside the mall as authorities attempt to clear the area.

Witnesses say there were two gunshots before a pause and more shots.

Not many details atm

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/23/us/alabama-mall-hoover-shooting/index.html

Theres only one way to figure out. Will you let me drown?

Hey now.. this is my desire. Consume me like a fire, 'cause I just want something beautiful...

No longer bound, theres no more chains holding me. My soul is a resting, oh what a blessing. Praise the Lord, hallelujah I am free <3.

It used to be funny, and still has its moment. However, it's basically just begging for those answers for the laughs and at this rate it's just.. dumb.

The organic moment are funny.

Pork..CUPINE.. my favorite.

CVS saved the day. And my mind.

Due to the damn Black Friday lines, everywhere smh

They're relatively cheap at $32.50.

Of course.. add your fees and it's $90 but in any event.

The Tickets Are Yours!
Get Ready for Goosebumps.

COHEED AND CAMBRIA - In Concert
SEC GENADM
General Admission
Sun, Feb 24 @ 7:30pm
Indianapolis, IN Egyptian Room at Old National Centre

Let's go.

_BIueMonk posted...

-decent
-chromebook.

choose none.

So you're saying a chromebook won't work for reading email, bank statements and paying bills? Just checking with this.

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/samsung-11-6-chromebook-intel-celeron-2gb-memory-16gb-emmc-flash-memory-night-charcoal/6239913.p?skuId=6239913

I want it for nothing more than to search online for random things and random facebook/work/banking information when I don't want to get on the desktop of my kids got the phone.

Seems reasonable eh?

PS: I don't want a tablet, not a fan.

Its 9:15pm and Ive never had to deal with anything like this.

FBl posted...

It is policy not to interact directly with cases like this. Please refer your case and all specifics, documentation, and any supporting evidence to your local law enforcement.

Eat fresh!

-_-

Seriously tho would they get the information? Need an attorney? Just ask them and tell them she got threatened and theyll do it themselves?

Fb is Facebook.

Friend is being harassed by someone. And basically blackmailed her and said if she didnt send him a video of her saying something along the lines of please dont tell her he cheated on her he was going to apparently do just that, tell some girl her man Cheated on her.

They deleted the fake Facebook but theres no way Facebook doesnt keep an IP log of that. Think any law enforcement could help out and get it traced? To me thats the definition of blackmail. Say this in a video or Ill don xyz.

Nope.

Active shooter now.

Multiple victims by the hospital...

I was about to post the story but, he got caught.

https://wreg.com/2018/11/18/tennessee-man-wanted-for-raping-16-month-old-captured-in-alabama/

Shame nobody exercised their second amendment rights.

UnfairRepresent posted...

Or your birthday, whatever is closest.

You open up your present and inside is a gun complete with bullets and a gun polishing kit.



She has a big smile and says "Merry Christmas!" happily.

How do you react?

Who do you want me to kill? *readies phone record* *takes tape to police.*

The end.

I have a Samsung ks8000 tv. 4K.

Phone is iPhone 10max.

I was watching a college football game yesterday and everything looked extremely realistic and smooth and crystal clear. Its good on the tv but Why does the phone quality look sooo much better?

I guess youd have to see the scene and what not and its nowhere to be found online yet so.

Cookie posted a video after the scene about a cop who tased a family member. Anyway...

And I had to make a choice. I did something I never thought Id have to do. I called the police because I needed to save one loved one from another. And when the cops got there I was so scared. I was scared because I thought I would lose someone I loved so much to a cops bullet. But thats what its like to be black and brown in this country. My god.. who do we call huh? Who do we call when we need help? Who will protect us?

It was the emotion of the scene but It got me. Wish I could find a video online but not yet anyway. Not even a black man, just several friends who are and a best friend who is and if anything happened to her... mm mm mm.

Man that was tough to watch.

Asking Alexandria and Starset.

s0nicfan posted...

Agnostic420 posted...

Man gaming nerds hating on popular music. Who wouldve thought.

They're not popular, though. They're just another in a long line of ClearChannel "fire and forget" bands that get paraded around for 3 months on the corporate "indie rock" stations, headline a show or two, and then go back to being nobodies. These bands never make it past their second album, and if they do, it's only by playing in small venues.

They're ... not popular? Lololol... you should probably do a little research on that.

Man gaming nerds hating on popular music. Who wouldve thought.

Every review I have seen is 4.5/5 9/10 etc.

PERFECT!

I cannot wait for it.. but..

I WILL WAIT I WILL WAIT FOR YOU!!! And I WILL WAIT, I WILL WAIT FOR YOU!

Depends what state you're in. My wifes sisters had several felony drug convictions for meth and the like, lost 7-8 kids to the system.. and is not in prison and free as a bird after 5-7 felony convictions. However, this is in a prison city in Indiana so.. they don't give two flying ****.

You'd have to know the laws in this state and look at similar cases to actually see what will ACTUALLY happen.

People think everyone that murders someone gets 40 years to life, when in reality it.s like 8-10 years and they're back out.

Hopefully if they end up in prison, they give em some extra sheets.

Veggeta X posted...

Fuck I should have made this topic sooner my bad homie.

Bruh, if you're ever in the college town of B Town Indiana we gotta go hang out and get you right. You can have some personal, 1 one on 1 therapy sessions with yours truly... ME.

It'll be great.

They had a decent 2 for 3 menu and now its shrunk. And besides a medium fry its now a small fry.

Garbage.

Im fine. Im in Malibu doin blow with bitches.

Doe posted...

Malcolm X was right when he said to shoot dogs

Has your mom ever been shot?

averagejoel posted...

pretty sad that people will take perfectly good dogs and force them to be cops

No nooo noooooo

Skip to 29:10!! Bahaha

Skip to 29:10

Was watching LIVE PD yesterday and they found a wrecked car that was stolen, and the cop they were following had a dog and was just assisting.

For some reason they kept pursing some car... who knows.

He got the dog out, told everyone to stay the fuck out of the way, and that bad ass dog tracked this chick in the woods. He gave two very loud make yourself known or Ill send the dog. Of course the genius lady ignores it twice, he sends the dog and moments later...

AHHHH OWWWW. AHHHH GET EM OFF GET EM OFFFFF AHHH HELP OWWW OWWW HELPPP AHHH AHH OWW HELP GET EM OFF STOPPP STOPPP

Ahh the glorious screams of an idiot car thief being mauled in the arm by a police K9 was brilliant. And a few minutes later when shes up...

Stupid dog!

Bahahahhahahaha

His wife was on the phone with him and he told her her had to go in... its terrible. And the people on the overpass on the highway to pay respects.

Sad. Cop went in like a hero and just.. never came out alive. Terrible.

If shes attractive enough I tell em I wont say anything if I can have a turn.

I dont have any god damn idea what this topic is even about. Someone explain this...

I mean.. I wouldnt think hes that naive.

This better be good..

Awesome posted...

its like people are purposefully ignoring what happened due to their political affiliation, dude pulled her arm down forcefully.

He didnt pull her arm lol.. dont post a lie and then a video that doesnt back it up. If anything she grabbed him to get the mic.

Trump Jr, you ready boy?

Lolol

Peter_Griffin33 posted...

>rumors that don jr. will be indicted soon
>sessions suddenly forced to resign

I get the feeling that Sessions replacement will be asked to fire Mueller or he will be gone too. This is like Nixon all over again.

You mean when he fired Leon Dworski?