Lurker > Aculo

ClarkDuke posted...

@Aculo was in utter disbelief upon hearing his request for spousal support in the divorce proceedings. i could never fathom ever making such a request myself, as its almost as if he married her due to his total inability to support himself. so hes attaching himself like a barnacle to her hull, ok?

i'm sorry i haven't been able to give much of an update, but i've been giving her so much support lately, it's difficult to do anything else, ok?

i give her support in the morning, usually a bit before lunch, and most of the time at night. sometimes we don't sleep because we've giving each other so much support. i tell you, a little support to give and receive can really make the best of things, though i have been walking a little funny due to the high amount of support we constantly need from each other so constantly, ok?

although she's been getting a lot of support from me, i suspect she's also receiving support from a few others besides clark, which is fine. i see no reason she should turn it down, ok?

the entire experience has been very supportive. if anyone would like to join in on the support, there's plenty to go around, ok?

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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Dunno if being obtuse is your gimmick but seeing ya seem weirdly interested. Like you have a personal stake fam.

maybe he has a similar relationship with the mother that clark does? we all know she likes to accept help from a multitude of men. not that it's a bad thing or anything, ok?

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Clark, congratulations, my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!

She told me everything, and we're all so proud of you. Good for you for actually being there to help deliver the baby when the "father" was too drunk and being inappropriate in front of children to even show up, ok?

When you get a chance, let us all know what happened. I'm dying to hear all about it. You're already killing it as a dad, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

she has told me its comforting for her to be in the presence of powerful men who ensure her needs are met, ok?

it has to be a nice change for what she was used to for so long, ok?

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hey clark, she had a few more of her things she needed moved out, and she couldn't get in contact with you (i think you've been busy on set again?), so she sent me a text. i'm in town again on business, so i ended up helping her out... quite a bit, ok?

like, i helped her for hours. she even helped me a good amount, ok?

i hope you're alright with the help i gave her. i wouldn't have helped so much if i knew you were available. i'm sure you two have talked since, but she was really begging for it, and you know me. i am always available to help, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

hes been requesting patrons to sign crude ndas crafted on toilet paper

are the nda's for people who identify him? or is he creating "food" in the bathrooms that he doesn't want patrons sharing the recipes?

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DDirtyDastard posted...

I fucked someone's wife back in the day. She wanted me to be the father. We did it with no protection. I think she ended up divorcing the dude. He could be paying for my kid in child support for all I know. I'd nut in that hoe again.

nobody believes you, shenti, shut the fuck up, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

another quick update, she started watering down his ipas since his recovery. and unsurprisingly, he hasnt noticed the change at all, ok?

completely unsurprising since his cheap ass ipa's were watered down enough on their own, ok?

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false. my dad would never drink cheap ipa's, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

two six packs worth of a cheap ipa

his taste in beer was always pretty bad, so this doesn't surprise me, ok?

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Has he at least gotten the covid vaccine? I know he's largely anti-vax in general, but for the good of "his" child, he really should get the shot, ok?

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JigsawTDC posted...

Pro-tip: If you don't want to be a liar, then stop lying.

Ok honey

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JigsawTDC posted...

I would question if intelligent conversation is something you're even interested in, though.

I was, but you keep insulting me and calling me a liar every time I try to defend myself. I'd say you're just as guilty as your own accusation, ok?

Either way, as of now, I'm interested in taking about anything but this tired ass subject, ok?

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AWinterJ posted...

Update on situation with baby TC? I'm getting bored of this simp who tries to step to me.

seriously, it's infinitely more interesting than this dumb conversation these people love to have infinitely, ok?

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AWinterJ posted...

What's weird is your boner for Kana. Again nobody cares. She's certainly doesn't.

That's the oddest thing about this entire thing. She really doesn't give two shits about anyone, and yet so many are willing to be her white knight, ok?

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JigsawTDC posted...

I mean, except that it throws all your originals points and arguments surrounding your "apology" and "
admission" out the window. Like, it literally erodes the whole pedestal you're trying to put yourself on. Do you not see that?

I really don't, man, and the fact that that one screen is your smoking gun in all of this is bizarre, but weirdly appropriate for the defense force, ok?

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JigsawTDC posted...

You said you had literally never brought up anything related to Clark Duke, yet here we have you admitting that not only did you have the likeness as your avatar and were made to change it

lol it's been literal YEARS man, i don't remember everything i posted. you people dwell on this shit, not me, ok?

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AWinterJ posted...

TDC is simping hard here. It's embarrassing.

I'll never understand why so many simp for her regardless, ok?

It's truly bizarre...

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JigsawTDC posted...

Gasp look at all that clarke related harassment clearly directed at kana! Wow my mind has changed, ok?

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JigsawTDC posted...

@Aculo can we get some commentary on those screenshots Jen provided?

I have Jen blocked, so you'll have to help me out, ok?

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JigsawTDC posted...

The account's existence is a form of harassment and all I've done is point that out.

Weird! You'd think an alt designed to attack kana would spend more time doing that instead of talking about married women, acting, and whatever else clark talks about that isn't kana, ok?

Truly a terrifying harassment-machine!

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JigsawTDC posted...

ClarkDuke's accounts existence inherently invites the discussion anywhere it posts.

Again, a really bizarre narrative you all have created. Do you often relate friends of yours with those of the opposite gender?

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JigsawTDC posted...

The lore* is known

*lore written by kana and blindly followed by defense force, ok?

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JigsawTDC posted...

When you harass a user repeatedly saying she looks like the actor Clark Duke and then an account with that name pops up with your exact posting style and mostly just interacts with you and your alt circlejerk, then you don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to make the obvious deduction.

you kind of answered 1/4th of the question i asked, but whatever, more than most people do, ok?

the funny thing is i never related her to clark duke back then. i said a lot of other mean shit, and drew cartoons, and changed my avatar... that i won't deny, but i had nothing to do with the clark duke stuff. that was something one of you from the kana defense force came up with, not me, ok?

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JigsawTDC posted...

Clark is your alt. We all know it. We all know the origins of the account and why you created it. You're not fooling anyone. You're not even subtle about it until it's directly brought up and you deny it. Go ahead and get flustered and break character again though. That was fun to watch, ok?

here, i'll go ahead and ask you the same question i asked fatalaccident. i doubt you'll have an answer either, but let's give it a go, ok?

FatalAccident posted...

Didnt kana literally just explain this to the whole board about a month ago?

the Clark duke account was made to troll her because he used to say that kana looks like the actor.

Aculo posted...

not to completely derail your airtight narritive, but where exactly did this deduction come from? clark never talks about kana, even when he first started posting here. like, how did kana even come to that conclusion?

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JigsawTDC posted...

He made a claim of having acknowledged and apologized and I simply pointed out why that's false and how to achieve it. I guess reading comprehension isn't one of your strong areas.

clark isn't my alt. i can't close down an account that's not mine. i guess reading comprehension isn't one of your strong areas, ok?

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FatalAccident posted...

u follow every single one of clarks posts ?

way to dodge the questions. seems like a standard reflex whenever people defend kana, ok?

as to your question, does anyone read every single one of anyone's posts?

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FatalAccident posted...

Didnt kana literally just explain this to the whole board about a month ago?

the Clark duke account was made to troll her because he used to say that kana looks like the actor.

not to completely derail your airtight narritive, but where exactly did this deduction come from? clark never talks about kana, even when he first started posting here. like, how did kana even come to that conclusion?

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JigsawTDC posted...

I think the only way to admit and apologize here is to close the ClarkDuke account. You've got plenty of others to troll the board with. You don't need this one.

So you read nothing I wrote, got it

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JigsawTDC posted...

I don't know the origin of the the tiff between Kana and Ziggy/Clark either, but creating an entire account based on a transphobic joke is f***ed up.

To sum up the gist of the whole thing, I didn't like kana. I probably still wouldn't like her, but we've been actively avoiding each other for years. I went too far with the way I insulted her, I've admitted it since, I've apologized several times. Years have gone by. I've let it go, I hope for her sake kana has let it go. So many people on this board still don't want to let it go, ok?

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Revelation34 posted...

You are literally the only one on this entire website that thinks that. There are plenty of other things to call him out on but not something so obviously made up.

It's such a bizarre narrative too. So, in their minds, I made an alt, I called it clark duke because I thought the actor looks like kana? Do you know how fucking weird that sounds?

Like, what is the joke? What's the punchline?

Also, I guess I'm doing a great job. Clark never talks about kana (neither do I anymore) but I still get the regular rando who tells me to stop harassing her lol

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JigsawTDC posted...

Don't play dumb. We go over this every time. I'm only doing this for fa and others out of the loop. You made the ClarkDuke account after repeatedly harassing Kana, telling her that she looks like the actor. She requested repeatedly you stop, explained why, and it continued. Repeatedly misgendering and insulting a user for a perceived "masculine" appearance is transphobic.

Also, you'll deny it, but the avatar is a not-so-veiled reference to top surgery. An account specifically made to target a trans user and highlighting a nude male breast in the avatar is obvious to me, but it's enough for plausible deniability here to the mods I guess.

that much stretching must hurt, ok?

i've had zero contact with kana for literal years. i honestly forget she exists until one of her defense force (you, in this case) comes to tell me to stop harassing her, ok?

ok, i'll stop right away let me get my time machine, ok?

i'd say it says more about you people, who love to bring this point up, than it does about clark. i haven't heard him bring her up in, yet again, actual years, ok?

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LaggnFragnLarry posted...

thats from when lanhikari10 freaked out on me years ago when i asked him who his main bitch in smash bros was

ooooooh yeah! man, i had completely forgotten about that! that was hilarious lol

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

LMFAO

lmao, what is this?

also, classic mod line, "i wasn't the one who moderated you"

it's always other mods, every single time, ok?

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JigsawTDC posted...

ClarkDuke literally exists as a transphobic statement against another user

to this day, i still don't understand what the hell people are talking about when they say this? how exactly is clark a statement against another user. i seriously don;t understand. would you explain it to me, because as of now, everyone loves to make this statement, but when asked to explain, all of a sudden, their memory fails them, ok?

like, who is it even supposed to be targeting? the whole thing makes no sense to me. i doubt you'll give me an actual answer, but i thought i'd at least try once again, ok?

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Pikazard1 posted...

so block/ignore me if you dont like what I say

oh thank you so much for allowing me the option, sweetie

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Pikazard1 posted...

you really arent mistaken Fatal, this whole thing reeks of a bad Soap Opera. all of the oks are a dead giveaway that its the same person, probably with multiple personalities. its disgusting and unbelievable that any Mod didnt shut this down after the first page.

what's it like repeating the same thing for actual literal years?

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FatalAccident posted...

you all take the piss out of sunny and kana in the same way

i haven't said a thing about kana in years. we have each other blocked. i literally forget she exists until one of you bring her up telling me to stop harassing her (which also happened literal years ago), ok?

like idk what anybody else has said to u but this is just what Ive observed

no, it's all good. you're nowhere near on the level of certain individuals on this board, who i'm convinced are stuck in some kind of time loop where it's permanently 2014-15, ok?

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FatalAccident posted...

@JazzMasterZero @ClarkDuke @Aculo are all the same account, this is all one person responding to himself?

it's also a dumb theory people have parroted for actual years. even before that, everyone accused me me of being so-and-so's alt over and over again. i'd say it's old at this point, but it's literally stupid how many people can't help themselves from repeating it, ok?

i'd prove it wrong, but there'd be no plausible way i could satisfy people from just parroting it for another 5+ years, ok?

it really is mind blowing and a little sad how long you guys have been repeating yourselves, ok?

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Clark, what priority do you think the husband will take the child over? I'm seriously having trouble believing that he'll change at all to accommodate the new change, ok?

I know that if this is (most likely) the case, that you'll step in and do the work and relationship nourishing that will be all but lacking on his side, ok?

She's really lucky to have you in her life, ok?

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so they've both seen the full duke? what a thrill for them both i'm sure, ok?

https://i.imgur.com/x3wGip4.png

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ClarkDuke posted...

at this rate, i feel hes either delusional or in love with me, ok?

probably a little of column a, a little of column b, ok?

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i've been out of the loop for a bit. how is everything going, clark? any news on your son/daughter yet?

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ClarkDuke posted...

says the man whos dream job was to make subpar pizzas in his later years, ok?

at a brewery he's too embarrassed to name (because it's a shitty one), ok?

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it would be better if he actually played it well. kind of a disgrace to make a guitar out of your uncle, only to play mediocre tunes at best, ok?

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IronBornCorps posted...

I hate to agree with Sunny, but supporting "don't ask, don't tell" in the 90's doesn't really mean you are homophobic in 2021. I will not deny it was shitty policy, and discriminatory (and the reason I was separated by the military)

years ago, he was modded a few times because he was making jokes that hinted someone he didn't like was homosexual. it happened a few more times, and he was almost banned, so he scaled back on the "gay jokes", but every now and then, he lets something slip, ok?

the very fact that he supported DADT kinda tells you how uncomfortable that lifestyle makes him, ok?

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The answer is always pizza, ok?

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LinkPizza posted...

So how were you when you went to these rallies?

Probably his early 30's, ok?

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Jesus, sunny, your bullshit backpedaling is pathetic, ok?

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SunWuKung420 posted...

It was the best the community could do at the time. Of course, sexual orientation shouldn't matter.

That's some poor backpedaling, ok?

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