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TopicBid dick US hijacking medical supplies shipments destined to other countries
Action53
04/06/20 8:02:07 PM
#4
Hail Hydra

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TopicChad army destorys Boko Harem group
Action53
04/06/20 7:59:01 PM
#5
I thought you meant the boat shoes and pink polo Chad's at first

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TopicDo you personally fear dying?
Action53
04/06/20 7:30:36 PM
#46
Well, I ain't afraid of dyin', it's the thought of being dead

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TopicFavorite cheese and how do you like to eat it?
Action53
04/06/20 7:28:55 PM
#23
Omelet de fromage

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TopicA tiger tested positive for the corona virus...which leads me to ask.....
Action53
04/06/20 7:27:25 PM
#23
https://i.imgur.com/vQXc7il.png

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TopicDo you still use a calculator for work? What kind?
Action53
04/06/20 4:54:57 PM
#9
https://i.imgur.com/hSGZN2Q.jpg

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TopicDo you wear a mask when you go outside now?
Action53
04/06/20 4:34:24 PM
#42
I saw a dude walking into Walmart today with one of those drywall dust masks on but it was upside down lol

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TopicSome things to try in the bed with someone down for anything
Action53
04/05/20 2:30:09 PM
#10
Alabama hotpocket

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TopicWhat if you were going to have a baby right now?
Action53
04/05/20 12:07:01 PM
#18
I'm shooting blanks at a bullet proof vest

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TopicMovies to keep my kids entertained!
Action53
04/05/20 11:42:10 AM
#23
Robocop

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TopicSomething to keep in mind if the worst should happen...
Action53
04/05/20 10:32:32 AM
#17
I want my body thrown out of an airplane

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TopicBoobs and chubby or no boobs and skinny?
Action53
04/05/20 9:23:00 AM
#38
Southernfatman posted...
I take it number 1 is chubby girls with no ass? It's a real shame.
#1 is poor people being so fertile

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TopicBoobs and chubby or no boobs and skinny?
Action53
04/05/20 7:13:52 AM
#30
Chubby girls with no boobs is God's second cruelest joke

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TopicFirst thing ur gonna do when we bust outta quarantine
Action53
04/04/20 7:21:01 PM
#7
Sneeze in public

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TopicDoes anyone here have a parrot?
Action53
04/04/20 4:34:38 PM
#4
The one I had was named Gumby and he would chew on picture frames hanging on the wall

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TopicDoes anyone here have a parrot?
Action53
04/04/20 2:52:29 PM
#1
Like one of those super smart talking ones?

I had a green mccaw when I was a kid and he was a bastard.

I've been thinking about getting another bird

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TopicDo you ever get butterflies in your tummy when taking a poop?
Action53
04/04/20 2:37:18 PM
#5
No but sometimes it feels so good it makes me wonder what a ding ding would feel like in there

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TopicAnyone ever deliver pizza?
Action53
04/04/20 2:33:35 PM
#13
My wife used to and she made hella money

She has huge tits tho so that probably had a lot to do with it

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TopicPost ITT and I'll give you a movie reccomendation.
Action53
04/03/20 8:21:24 PM
#18
lTT

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TopicOMG, Peter Weller, and Keith David are on MacGuyver
Action53
04/03/20 8:20:29 PM
#3
Who?

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TopicWhats with that mouth to penis ritual after circumcision?
Action53
04/03/20 8:03:06 PM
#6
Related

https://youtu.be/sw8nc48agJk

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TopicShouldn't you wear a mask when working with asphalt?
Action53
04/03/20 4:35:32 PM
#5
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Welcome to the construction industry, PPE is as optional as the supervisor will let slip.
Close one eye and squint with the other

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TopicDo you wear a mask when you go outside now?
Action53
04/03/20 4:09:15 PM
#20
I eat ass on the first date

I'm not scared of Corona

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TopicAre you on the autism spectrum?
Action53
04/02/20 8:24:58 PM
#29
Me have A.D.D.

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TopicDo any of you think covid 19 was created in a lab?
Action53
04/02/20 11:35:43 AM
#43
Lone-Wolf posted...
Russian government


Her emails tho

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TopicAre you salary or hourly?
Action53
04/02/20 7:20:24 AM
#19
Hourly plus commission

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TopicDo any of you think covid 19 was created in a lab?
Action53
04/01/20 11:06:50 PM
#31
Hail Hydra

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TopicBird sounds like like R2-D2 and an 80s sparky laser gun toy.
Action53
04/01/20 7:43:19 PM
#2
This dog sounds just like DMX

https://youtu.be/X_GT1MREo18

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TopicScenario: You've been placed in an alien zoo. What do you do?
Action53
04/01/20 12:44:15 PM
#59
Foppe posted...
This reminds me of some book that I cant remember the name of that I read ages ago...
A young underage girl, I think she was around 8-13, was on a picnic (?) when she was hiding in a bush or something (playing with her father? Cant remember). She lost her consciousness and woke up in a cage.
She is greeted by an alien that explains that he is a collector of rare species and that he got a private zoo with them, and the little girl is his latest exhibit. He had paid a high price for her to some bounty hunter and he was so happy, he only knew one other person that had a human in their collection.
I think she had some kind of shock collar around her neck that he had no problems with using.
She was turned into his slave and had to... I think it was moving around stuff, cleaning, take notes during his experiments, that kind of stuff.
One day that other collector that had a human visited and he had his human with him, I think it was a boy around late teen or early twenties. They saw that the humans had no problems being in the same room and started to talk about breeding them with each others.
I dont remember so much more, except for the ending... some intergalactic police corp raided the planet and told the girl that she was safe, they would take her home to her planet.
I'd read tf outta that

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TopicMost of my colleagues dont use their full vacation, they sell it back to work
Action53
04/01/20 12:36:43 PM
#2
Fuck that, I take my 80 hours off every year and don't feel bad about it. Relaxing and unwinding is important

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TopicSo to take my mind of current events I was going to watch some movies to escape.
Action53
04/01/20 7:57:20 AM
#12
Robocop

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TopicI hate working on a problem I can't easily find the solution to.
Action53
04/01/20 7:53:44 AM
#2
Why

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TopicDid you generally dislike school more or work, now?
Action53
03/31/20 12:34:46 PM
#4
School sucked, I love my job

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TopicStar Trek sucks and is unrealistic.
Action53
03/31/20 12:33:56 PM
#2
Checkmate, atheists

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TopicSo what'd you do from 11:15-12:15?
Action53
03/31/20 12:31:32 PM
#6
Was actually productive at work

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TopicScenario: You've been placed in an alien zoo. What do you do?
Action53
03/30/20 9:50:37 PM
#48
This:

https://i.imgur.com/RL3lR1j.gifv

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TopicHow much is gasoline where you live?
Action53
03/29/20 5:29:34 PM
#1
I saw it for $1.34 a gallon today which is unusually low

It's been about $1.90 for a while, I wonder how much nobody driving because of Corona has to do with it...

Edit: I'm in SC btw

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TopicWhy don't they call them ass blasters instead?
Action53
03/29/20 4:08:01 PM
#6
https://i.imgur.com/IalEJBP.jpg

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TopicHow long did it take God to create the universe?
Action53
03/29/20 4:05:20 PM
#4
Two weeks

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TopicBored so lets do an AMA on my job! Timeshare sales.
Action53
03/29/20 4:03:46 PM
#63
XxKrebsxX posted...
The one in Orlando was it Star Island or Bonnet Creek? I used to work their discovery program at Bonnet.
I'm not sure, it was under construction for renovations at the time

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TopicBored so lets do an AMA on my job! Timeshare sales.
Action53
03/29/20 3:52:03 PM
#61
XxKrebsxX posted...
Which resorts have you done them at?
The most recent two were Windham, I think

We did their "discount great wolf lodge" one in Tennessee last Thanksgiving and we did the one in Orlando with Universal Studios two years before that

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TopicHave any of you witnessed other people expressing anti chinese sentiment because
Action53
03/29/20 12:24:14 PM
#21
https://i.imgur.com/TwFTOyU.jpg

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Topicare you sick of the mods?
Action53
03/29/20 12:01:07 PM
#7
Down with big brother

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TopicBored so lets do an AMA on my job! Timeshare sales.
Action53
03/29/20 11:57:03 AM
#50
We love doing timeshares, we never actually buy any though. Get a cheap ass vacation for sitting through a two hour presentation and saying no a hundred times at the end

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TopicSo is it no longer suspicous to wear a mask and gloves at a bank?
Action53
03/28/20 10:29:13 PM
#2
Only one way to find out...

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Topiclmao a mod just went off at me for criticizing the prez
Action53
03/28/20 10:07:00 PM
#16
Do not go gentle into that good night

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Topictrumps giving red states all the aid they need. blue states get barely anything
Action53
03/28/20 9:56:00 PM
#34
Thanks, Obama

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