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TheCyborgNinja posted...

"Let's all get boners for Thomas Wayne and his charitable deeds every 10 minutes!" - Alfred

Deleted scene on one of the blu-rays? Must have missed that one

Bruce: What's for breakfast Alfred?
Alfred: (commences long speech with sage advice)
Bruce: Yeah....I had long night superheroing, just want to know if you can whip up some French toast.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

what's really funny is when you click the "The Cure is Here" button you're taken to a "404 not found" page:

http://www.trumpanxietydisorder.org/what-we-do-bedford

We couldn't find the page you were looking for.

The cure is growing up and acting like a rational adult.

"Do you wake up with night sweats worried about a possible Trump Presidency?"

Are. You. Fucking. Serious?

It should read "Are you unable to handle the results of an election like an adult and prone to having fits of rage that make you appear to have a tenuous grasp of sanity? Do facts and reality that run counter to the liberal fanfiction in your mind make you want to waste colossal amounts of time blocking emergency vehicles, holding up traffic, rioting, and squatting for days on end outside public buildings and monuments under the guise of "protesting"? Has your bitterness driven you to stupid actions such as climbing a statue to post a sign nobody gives two shits about? If so, you may be suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome".

"So you think darkness is your ally, you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.....I didn't see the light until I was already a man and it was nothing to me but blinding!"

"Let's not stand on ceremony here.....Mr. Wayne!"

Were_Wyrm posted...

Where does he get all those wonderful toys?

That's the Michael Keaton one. Still an excellent film though.

"You don't owe these people any more, you've given them everything"
"Not everything, not yet"

"You never learned to mind your surroundings!"

Eh, I'll watch if there's an episode with Pennywise or Salem's Lot type stuff.

Gives disturbing new meaning to "friendship is magic".

Is my car racist and/or a legacy of slavery? Should I just start walking everywhere.....wait, that to could be racist or tied to slavery somehow......hmmm

Uh......why?

Everything is racist/slavery related nowadays.

I'm sick of hearing about race. Enough already.

It's almost like people have preferences when it comes to attraction.....but to liberals everything is racist, so.....

Lol at people who want others to destroy their mind and body like they do.

Is it reasonable to call liberals hypocritical if many of their own in Hollywood have sexually harassed women and children, but posture themselves as righteous moral crusaders who should tell us all how to think and behave? I think it is.

Tom Clark posted...

Sir Terry Pratchett

Who?

Vindris_SNH posted...

Robin Williams for me.

Same.

Normal life in the liberal progressive utopia.