Lurker > 200
LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, DB3, Database 4 ( 07.23.2018-12.31.2018 ), DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
| Board List | Page List: 1 |
|---|---|
| Topic | I had sex for the first time and it was soooooooooooooooooooo awkward omg |
| 200 11/30/18 2:12:24 AM #1 | Omgggggg It wasn't her first time but it was mine. I kept struggling to find the vagina cause she wanted the room to be dim lit. We tried multiple positions and I didn't feel much honestly. My fav is the position where she's on top. At one point the condom even came outta me and into her. She said my screwups were fine but I dunno, I'm worried she'll lose interest. What do I do CE. --- |
| Topic | Why can thieves, rapists, pedophiles, and murderers find love before I can |
| 200 11/23/18 8:45:11 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Charlie Williams is OUT of jail! |
| 200 10/28/18 9:53:44 AM #5 | |
| Topic | Minorities celebrate their victory after cops gives man his legal gun back |
| 200 10/21/18 9:20:39 PM #4 | DarkTransient posted... If it was legal, and (assuming) he didn't commit any crime involving it, why was it taken in the first place? Because he's black. --- |
| Topic | Philly Police: "Don't call 9-11 about youtube being down please" |
| 200 10/16/18 10:10:36 PM #21 | |
| Topic | Man touches another man's beard and gets knocked out |
| 200 10/16/18 8:46:17 PM #1 | |
| Topic | It's okay to lie to a girl about how tall you are. |
| 200 10/11/18 10:28:49 PM #1 | They don't know shit about ballpark measurement since they're usually short themselves and what are they gonna do? Whip out a yardstick? Fuck outta here. --- |
| Topic | Guy calls another guy the n word, gets kicked in the face. |
| 200 10/11/18 3:58:28 PM #52 | |
| Topic | Four racist cops gang up on innocent black man for no reason |
| 200 10/08/18 9:02:39 PM #1 | |
| Topic | I think my co-worker is rubbing herself in the office next to mine |
| 200 10/05/18 4:50:21 PM #1 | The walls in our office are really thin so I can hear a lot from next door. I can hear faded sounds but I can't check what she's doing because her door is closed, presumably locked, unfortunately. --- |
| Topic | My step-mom wears all these really low cut shirts and it makes me feel weird. |
| 200 10/02/18 12:20:39 AM #1 | |
| Topic | How to save money |
| 200 09/22/18 12:08:03 AM #1 | 1. Instead of paying for your own internet, use your neighbor's wifi password 2. When you're done using paper towels and toilet paper, just use the other side. 3. Just flush once a week to save water. 4. Go to large parties uninvited and do your food shopping there. There will be too many people so it'll be reasonable that someone doesn't recognize you. 5. Don't open up a bank account. Just hide all your money in your mattress and avoid bank fees. 6. Why pay for air conditioning when you can open up your house window for a nice breeze. --- |
| Topic | If she's willing to play cards against humanity... |
| 200 09/12/18 12:33:48 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Homeless man gets beaten up by Superman |
| 200 09/10/18 9:53:10 PM #13 | |
| Topic | My friend thinks that my mom is hot. |
| 200 09/06/18 9:11:51 PM #1 | |
| Topic | White and Black kid agree to fight, cop comes and seizes Black kid |
| 200 09/03/18 10:42:22 PM #8 | |
| Topic | Family dinner was really awkward last night |
| 200 09/01/18 7:38:32 PM #1 | It was me, my parents, and my older sister. Mother had prepared chicken casserole that night. Conversations were rather light. I kept looking at my sister, noticing how much weight she had lost recently. "Can you please pass the salt?", my sister asked to our father. He didn't react. "Honey, your daughter asked you a question", mother said. After he finished chewing, he responded "I don't take orders from baby killers" and went back to his meal. After that, the only noise you could hear in the dining room was the occasional clanking of silverware on plates. --- |
| Topic | LOL @ driving 5 miles over the speed limit instead of under. |
| 200 08/28/18 10:10:31 PM #1 | Fast drivers may get to their destination 2 minutes earlier, but their cars are probably all beaten up with crashes from driving too fast, and can't pay to fix them because they were also speeding and must throw their money towards their speeding tickets instead, while I show up in my fabulously clean, scratch free car. Eat it, chumps. --- |
| Topic | This one girl offered to have sex with me if I'm able to find a cure for cancer. |
| 200 08/21/18 9:48:10 PM #1 | |
| Topic | I hate that every time I'm mentioned... |
| 200 08/02/18 1:28:43 AM #1 | It's because someone is listing stats from a video game they play. Fuck. No one wants me. --- |
| Topic | Man eats a bowl of gravy with his shirt off |
| 200 07/27/18 9:30:10 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Gus is the worst character on Breaking Bad (spoilers) |
| 200 07/25/18 11:34:25 PM #1 | -manipulates cartel bosses into meetings in front of their own men -contributes to the ever growing obesity rate in america with chicken -sends psycho murders after a DEA agent who was just doing his job -orders children to be killed -wants to kill walt because he killed children murderers -is okay with killing his men with box cutters -straight up lies to the DEA -commits mass murder in mexico -mentally tortures senile old men for fun theres more but im lazy --- |
| Topic | I hate it when my sister tries to make me smell her feet |
| 200 07/25/18 10:07:42 AM #1 | Sometimes out of the fucking blue she tries to put her bare feet in my face and it's annoying. She's already 18. This kind of stuff shouldn't be funny to her. --- |
| Topic | How do you like the pizzas from Pizza Hut? |
| 200 07/25/18 10:05:02 AM #8 | |
| Topic | What if we make every crime punishable by death? People becomes scared straight |
| 200 07/25/18 2:09:33 AM #1 | And then we won't have any crime ever. No need to thank me for my genius c: --- |
| Topic | Why haven't they made a remake of E.T (Atari 2600)? |
| 200 07/23/18 2:58:51 PM #1 | With today's technology, we can make E.T go from a landfill dump to a AAA title. ?_? --- |
| Topic | Remember that episode of Ed Edd n Eddy where Johnny hung himself. |
| 200 07/23/18 12:48:17 PM #6 | |
| Board List | Page List: 1 |
