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TopicMan pepper sprays another man and demands him to perform fellatio on him
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07/23/18 1:07:37 PM
#9
Everybody's tough when they got a can of bear mace.
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TopicWhat's the greatest video on Youtube?
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07/23/18 6:37:42 AM
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TopicThis is why I'll never work retail
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07/16/18 7:57:26 PM
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FlashyGrippingFanworms

I hope whoever cleans that up gets paid extra.
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TopicGroup of men fight over who gets first dibs on ice cream truck
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07/11/18 4:27:55 PM
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Ice cream man must be laughing like a mothafucka.
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TopicMarie is the worst character on breaking bad (spoilers)
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07/09/18 7:40:04 PM
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-talks too much
-steals shoes
-steals jewelry
-steals babies
-makes up stories
-physically abuses her own sister
-gives shitty advice
-so gullible that she believes in gambling stories
-cant tell a rock from a mineral
-tells her brother-in-law to kill himself

theres more but im lazy
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TopicJesse is the worst character on Breaking Bad
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07/02/18 10:18:51 PM
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- Drug Addict
- Believes chili powder is a good ingredient for drugs
- Leaves the key in the ignition for two whole days
- Let's Jane continue her heroin addiction
- Gets a child killed by telling Gus to stop using children
- Forces Walt to kill the gangbangers, making Gus and Walt be on bad terms
- Kills Gale
- Cries to the DEA, therefore indirectly getting Hank killed
- Tries to escape Nazis, thefore indrectly getting Andrea killed

There's a whole lot more but I'm lazy
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TopicMan gets jumped for stealing bread from neighborhood
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07/02/18 9:58:52 PM
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Let this be a lesson to all. Don't steal.
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Topic10 Rips for Toys R Us
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06/29/18 11:35:52 PM
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TopicWould you rather marry a fat/obese girl or a hot girl in a wheelchair?
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06/29/18 4:29:21 PM
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TopicHow do I respond properly when someone say they're a real n-word
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06/29/18 12:13:06 AM
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Usually people tell me this in Xbox Live chats when they have a problem with me, and it just confuses me because I think they mean it in a threatening way but I don't feel it.
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TopicI accidentally swiped right on my sister on tinder
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06/27/18 12:32:51 AM
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God I hope she doesn't swipe right back...
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TopicWait, how many genders are there again?
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06/09/18 11:34:33 PM
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TopicWhat number comes after 349?
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06/01/18 10:29:31 PM
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TopicGirl attacks guy with a brick for no reason
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05/22/18 8:01:24 PM
#1


Teacher looks disappointed.
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TopicGirl texted me that she's gonna shower right quick
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05/08/18 11:39:36 AM
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How am I supposed to respond to that?
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TopicBernie Sanders would have given us free college
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05/04/18 9:51:23 PM
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But you had to go and fuck it all up.
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TopicRemember that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer said some racist things
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05/03/18 12:13:54 PM
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TopicThis fucko doesn't want to trade his Articuno for my Tentacruel
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05/01/18 12:09:20 PM
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This is on FireRed, so I can't just simply trade with people over the internet.

I keep telling him how Tentacruel is great with its offensive power with Swords Dance-boosted Sludge Bombs combined with Hydro Pump, but his response is "Nah, I can get a Tentacruel in-game", I'm like motherfucker did you not hear what I just said?
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TopicThe greatest video game of all time was released in 2012
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04/19/18 2:03:31 PM
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TopicHow do I romantically tell a girl that I want to fuck her
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04/09/18 12:41:26 PM
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I don't want to come off as a creepy person.
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TopicOne time, a girl at my middle school got pregnant
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04/05/18 1:58:08 PM
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Meh, her fault.
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TopicCall of Duty: Ghosts outsold Breath of the Wild
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04/02/18 6:40:39 PM
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Call of Duty: Ghosts outsold Breath of the Wild
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TopicJust think, there are serials killers who haven't been caught >_>
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03/27/18 11:55:47 AM
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They kill someone, and then just go on about like nothing ever happened. The guy who gave you your Big Mac could be a serial killer, and you'll never know <_<
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Topic"Yes can I get uhhhhhhh"
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03/27/18 11:32:05 AM
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Vol2tex posted...
FollowerSupreme posted...
Schwarber posted...
Vol2tex posted...

5 seconds? I've actually seen a person at a cashier for minutes, to the point where another cashier has to open a new line at another register.


That's absolutely nowhere near the norm and you should feel bad for using such an outlandish and rare example.


Rare? It happened just 2 hours ago at McDonald's and happens numerous times per year in NYC. I eat fast food 5-6 times a week and see it more often than you would think, but I can take out my phone and record it every time if you don't believe me.


I'd like to see this.
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TopicI asked my friend what he likes to do in his spare time
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03/26/18 5:44:58 PM
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He said he likes to suck the farts out of girls asses.

I don't know what to say anymore.
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TopicSo I asked this girl if I could lick syrup off of her body
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03/25/18 11:09:31 PM
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TopicRyan Hartnett says that God is real because the big dipper doesn't burn out
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03/13/18 6:55:06 PM
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TgEW8QU

Pack it up, atheists.
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TopicIs it still bad to jaywalk even if there are no cars for miles
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03/13/18 1:35:34 PM
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Only if your skin is dark and there's a white cop around.
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TopicDaily reminder that all of you suck at driving
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03/12/18 8:28:13 PM
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And that you should never be allowed on the road but since you cheated on your driving test, I am bound by the laws of the constitution to risk my life to drive around you hooligans so that I can make a living.
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TopicMy deeding arm is really sore today
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03/09/18 4:47:57 PM
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Ughh I hate this
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TopicWhat number comes after three hundred forty nine?
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03/08/18 4:15:07 PM
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TopicWhy the FUCK is Nintendo charging $300 for Donkey Kong Country (GBA)?
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03/05/18 10:28:34 PM
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TopicIs Tupac dead?
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02/27/18 2:20:59 PM
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TopicMan punches another guy because he was reading
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02/26/18 8:46:15 PM
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